dawg shuffle dance

Without the orgasm state many of us would be left in an abysmal place to live, likewise without any real material wealth much of us would give up and not want to continue in this reality

Likewise the food state is much of what keeps us plugging along without any real hinderance to our spiritual being. Truth is, without these three things, many people would choose to give up

I wrote years back that the lotteries are practically the only thing keeping many of us going, the thought of a being being liberated from suffering financially is too massive for any one being to comprehend, for many of the newer incarnates they are hopelessly addicted to the orgasm state, mind you orgasms are beautiful but also some evil can be construed and some may wonder of the karmic consequences of an orgasm. Being associated with child sex, and rape, and pain etc

I am not advocating for my disciples to be asexual hell no. I mean when your so filled with lust and feelings of sex it is always wise to release that tension however you see fit, if it means watching a group sex porn video or a sneaker porn or ball stretching than so be it you need it

I am advocating as well to use that sexual tension for other projects like creativity

Pleasing a partner seems to be my greatest fear, maybe being single is in my forecast for the rest of my life …since the common quip seems to be put out or get out lol

There is many avenues in life to cycle your sexual tension into

Thankfully thanks to the internet we live in a time of complete sexual liberation, thanks to google and some creativity any fantasy can be lived from sailor porn to transvestite anal fetish lol

What a major time to be alive before the advent of internet sexuality, have we come to a time when people are solely in love with their laptop, I don’t know, but we live in a period of existence when any fantasy can be lived out visually thankfully and this is due to the divine intellect.

The divine intellect saw many of the enhancements we see today to alleviate much of our suffering because thankfully we live in a time where our sexualities are not restricted in a sense

Still, most chavs and millennium warriors or secret closet case millennium warriors are seen as mental;ly dysfunctional, lying, obsessed lunatics when in fact most that come to full fruitition after the year 2000 are involved in something so unbelievable they cant grasp

So being an asexual gay is a setback but one where I don’t need to abuse a partner to be satisfied, one life where I may recognize them for their intelligence, talents, compassion, sincerity and happiness

Most cant grasp an asexual, I mean I am hot, nice tool to work with, young, pretty effin kewl if you ask me, compassionate loving, sincere, crazy, intelligent yet it seems that most aren’t willing to recognize those qualities in a person, just simply how they act in the bedroom

Mind you if you were blessed with 12 inches and a prowress sexually that is unbeatable than you are meant for the life you live, but for those striving for enlightenment…the sexual state doesn’t really matter to them, many are addicted to working for example, but to work you have to prove your worth and testify literally to your ability to be sadistic and this is a rather fundamentalist view but  I am detached from the working state and liberated from that state but I too have to deal with the consequences of not having any money for entertainment or pleasure.

Much of work is sadist and this may offend people but each day you are literally giving away 10 hours of your day and another four hours in thoughtform that you cant get back….rightfully so you should be compensated for such a sacrifice but as well not take advantage of that state and most wealthy people are so beyond any level of saving

It seems most people with human qualities are the ones asking you for spare change then spending that money on pot or heroin

Some of my projects to gain enlightenment include putting myself etherically in the dark dingy alley shooting up heroin or the scruffy bearded weirdo eating pie out of the garbage because if you don’t challenge yourself emotionally or enlightenment wise you will get nowhere

Unless you know and understand what is at stake you will never fully comprehend, it is nice for those that go to university prep then excel in their reptilian education program then stare at the window in their elite 70K a year school at the labourers working on the pavement below to understand how lucky they are and mind you much of intellect can be hacked in a sense that intellect can be nurtured with enough money of course

I have always strived for enlightenment above all other qualities – to say goodbye to credit in all forms near age 30 seems silly when some 17 year olds qualify for the gold card and are happily spending it on Chinese made jackets with the fur trim for $1500 a [pop]

Enlightenment it seems escapes 99.99% of society

Will you take the path that is most difficult or the one that offers the most return?

-          Shaun A. Delage

prawn dip

The path of suffering right now is immense to some and it is true that things like alcohol and drugs can add to the problems, but for some they need to escape from the confines of boredom

What most don’t realize is that the matrix keeps adding new  paradigms layering on and on for us to understand…the future matrix’s are being developed as we see in front of us

Many older generations understand that the world is definitely not what it used to be.

For real divinity to work you need to understand what divinity is, that is why I advocate everyone sitting still for about 15 minutes and just having an awareness of breath, awareness of breath is divine nature at work

It is helping you breathe every moment, and quadrillions of other species, for more advanced meditators they are aware of more advanced sensations through the body

Like tingling in the scalp after you think of something or pain around the body or shifting and flowing sensations etc or for some, waves of sensations that are unexplainable

Most go through life committing atrocities and are not aware of their own divine state, they may be satanic or whatever but it is divine nature that keeps them alive, of course I always am in tune with the more hidden realms, being a night owl, and there is probably countless beings in charge of watching over you, recording your crimes and sins but also working to avert disaster

Suicide itself is something that is hitting us all around, and if you must give up well that is your choice, it isn’t easy to give up I can tell you that, me personally I am happy I didn’t lose my life at 15 because I would most likely be in a hell realm for committing murder

Essentially the body is not you. You are consciousness, count yourself lucky that you were not born an animal without real free range but your body is never your property, material wise it belongs to Satanism but spiritually, well that is up to you in each choice, most people are inherently divine but some can be very evil and you hear of this evil all the time, in a matrix that glorifies evil

One may think they are reasonably intelligent as well but truth is there are vast numbers of people that are far superior intelligence wise, when I begin each discourse I never have it mapped, but this is the skill of the writer and priest, my words may be common stock to most but to the cattle of society they would easily dismiss my discourses as the rantings of a paranoid lunatic

To some I speak with I far supercede them in intelligence, compassion and mystery

To others that have a masters in business in mathematics they have thought about what I have to say a dozen times already. I have worked to understand my writing talent and why would I have a blog up and write endless discourses with no payment or foreseeable benefits

For me, it is merit making, much of the reason why I wanted to keep one sole manifesto up on the church because I believe it will help some younger naïve soul to achieve their own level of quantifiable enlightenment

They are better to understand the nature of suffering and conspiracy and begin to work within the confines of their own life to make magic, many of us are trying to recover after centuries left in the hidden worlds and astral worlds and to actually obtain a human body far outnumbers any lottery or jackpot considering the human body is worth 55 billion dollars

You may laugh making $22 an hour at your job or $10 for some haha but that is the true essence of the human birth is you have learnt your lessons and worked to understand the nature of your life in a birth

To many the days, are boring and monotonous and there is no level of magic or existentialism

Others have to walk down powerful levels of suffering like I have and be able to wait out our prison sentence here, and it is not a bad place to be in prison

Prison can be internal as well, or for some it is simpler than that, like not having a sexual partner for longer than a week or not getting as much on your cheque

The true old souls so to speak are so damn exhausted in reality they may seem like they are on a whole other level and it seems the newer incarnates are willing to submit their being for the easiest path to material wealth which happens to be selling your soul in blood oaths

I cant tell you I have all the answers but to me the essence of life seems to be to be able to chart your souls future beyond here, and this is where the traps lay in life, they have hacked every sound and angle in the psyche and there remains very little that has not been discovered by some advanced etheric warrior from centuries ago

Problem is, there is no way to find out who we really are, after thousands of these births and multi millions of worlds almost exactly like this one, and this is the most commonly recurring curse on humanity is familiarity

For some the excel at math, others are masters in labour, countless beings thrive writing and some are sexual adepts or material barons. There is no way to say, I am better than you but society it seems has been easily lead astray with the notion you are how successful you are and how much material wealth you obtain

My bank is royal bank of Canada, and I was looking at the website the other day and they have branches all over the USA and the Caribbean. Just imagine the life that the common teller lives, being able to handle all the secrets as a literal priestess of finance then be able to save up and transfer to the bank on the beach

Most are living in a reality so detached from purpose that they don’t get it, we idolize these unhuman qualities in life like fame, materialism and sexuality when it could be argued that most of these qualities could be contrived as illusion

And the ones that you get a glimpse of, in wealth brackets far beyond anything standard in society are literally not human by that point. My reality doesn’t make for reptiles or invisibles controlling me like a puppet because I have cast away all of that. Hence why I am a poor chav from british Columbia instead of what some would be a vice president of a bank by now, but it is true that the most that ‘make it’ have been helped along phenomenally by those that they are close too, so the university and condo and car paid for but truth is not everyone gets these types of benefits, strong argument is that it is karmic

For most with motivational issues they just plug along keeping themselves alive but what is the purpose of being a director for some wealthy foundation if you just go home and drink your liver to death and hire the next young thing that needs $120

So to say it simply those that have the most have very little in essence because they were never challenged, they were simply fortunate enough to be born under wealthy parents or whatever

People that have abusive backgrounds, and then perpetuate that abuse, then feel so overcome with grief of the two intermingling that most do choose to take their own life, what life throws at us is not this utopian futuristic paradise that everyone sees around them but a level where most people are literally living in the 1900’s still, with a few benefits, and powers that be are hard to overcome

Most people are so caught up with what god thinks or what sins others have committed and most are literally possessed by religions like Christianity, Buddhism, being muslim etc that they have lost all sense of reality

This is why I enjoy the church as it is, I have dreams of one day founding a meditation center specializing in nocturnal techno meditation in the forest or city or whatever but a loosely construed chav faith is easy for people to understand and begin to comprehend

For those that wonder the church on this site (church of techno-in case your wondering where you are lol) averages about 80 people a week and of those 80 aprox. 30 or so are repeat blogbuddies

I have never really made much money off this site and the meaning of it all escapes me, a pseudo journal and performance art reinvented with a glorious title and graphic and a manifesto to show you how I came to this point. What is my purpose?

That’s for you to decide

-          Shaun A. Delage

Credentials of Ministry

Credentials of Ministry - Shaun a. Delage - Church of Techno


These are my credentials that allow me to legally use the title of Reverend among other entitlements and allow me to operate a virtual ministry within the confines of the Universal Life Church and the Church of Techno

Universal Life church ordains anybody and for life and without cost ....no rings to kiss, cassocks to wear and no head shaving or turban wearing

ULC is loosly affiliated within the christian denomination but its ministers are free to invent and evolve their faith as they see fit

blessings

Rev. Doctor Shaun A. Delage DD MA

Almost at 14,000 discourses read

thanks blogbuddies !!!

-revz

Stork talk

The timing for a church of techno dispatch couldn’t come sooner.....

I will start tonights discourse with some psychic readings that I have done recently and paid for on behalf of some good merits provided from my second life virtual income, it is a blessing to be able to dispatch this advanced information to my disciples

The second half will be my interdimensional/astral dream state travel which I will outline in the second half !

Psychic readings :

1)     What am I to do about my books I wrote about dimensional travel do you see me becoming something fabulous of a writer or will I be editing these things for years lol

Answer= Your books will eventually gain a following. Don't let the slow start discourage you. The time and effort that you have exerted will pay off. The most effective thing that you can do is to just focus on the writing. People will begin to become very interested in the subject, and you have the potential to become a great writer. I offer a talent spell in my EBay store that can help you. I can customize this spell to help you develop your writing skills even further. Here is a link to the spell, if you are interested:


http://www.ebay.com/itm/110493028386?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649


For maximum results, I recommend a triple or quadruple cast. These are the strongest spells that I have and will help you to see the most effective changes.

2) Should I keep entering hospital lotteries? a previous psychic said I will have a lot of power and authority was she just some weird gypsy?

Answer= I do believe that you have energy that could develop into psychic powers. This energy is somewhat similar to what helps you with your writing abilities. I don't believe that you will have much success with hospital lotteries, but you do have potential to develop psychic abilities.

3) Should I become a buddhist monk, I mean is there any future in the above two things if not then I am willing to move on and renounce this material world for a monastic existence. I mean can I really be what it takes to be a buddhist monk or am I just obsessed about monasticism, I wonder if they can admit me being on medication and having insomnia. is this an unreasonable goal for myself ?

answer= This is an important decision for you. You can succeed in this material world. However, you would more easily fall into a life like a Buddhist monk. You would become happier with this type of life. You would do better here as your nature makes a spiritual existence more suited to you.

my 3 questions=
1) 2012 and canada is anything going to happen? I can see the seeds being sewn for chaos and world war 3 ....

answer= The seeds of a World War are coming, but over the last decade I have seen the timing pushed back repeatedly. As it stands right now, it will happen in 2014 and will actually be smaller than the WWI or WWII. Part of the reason that it keeps getting pushed back is the primary focus keeps changing...The Middle East, Africa, Orient, Gays verses Religious Right, Middle East again, now it seems to be an economic starter and it feels more like a Civil War that crosses boarders.


The US, Canada and Mexico will form some sort of military agreement and the border areas will all three change, the changes seem to be mostly symbolic, Canada will loose so many acres on one side of the country and gain about the same number on the opposite side. There is a small area around Texas that the US will loose but will gain the Baji area. A rather large difference going to the US. Also there seems to be a large but controlled migration North.

2) where will I get the money for editing my book? will this be a long drawn out process?

Answer= The money for editing the book will take time and actually come from more than one source. The greater share will come from information you find in a book. I unfortunately do not get a name of the book, but you either already know about it or will very soon. Yes it will be a drawn out and annoyingly tedious process. Add six months to your present expectations and you will not be far off on the timing. The rest of the money will come only after you receive the majority from the books information.

3) anything in my future?

Answer= As things are now, you are pushing too hard in general and are soon going to learn how to gain patience and wait for things to come when needed and in the proper time, not when you think they should. The next six to eight months are going to annoy you to no end as everything you touch will be dealing with delays,,,Including you being on time. About 4-6 months from now your romantic life will blossom and take some unexpected turns, part of this time is to help you focus elsewhere.

Astral travel=

I arrived at a school thanks to my ferret power animal and a black guy and me met up and clicked, and fell in love we were supposed to meet again in the theatre anyway I go into the theatre and ended up going with a girl and she was going to do something brutal to me, so I hopped out of the car in winter. And I was miles from the school so I bartered with some strange man to give me a ride and also spied on 3 strange older people in a house, eventually I found myself back at the school  met up with the guy and snuggled.

Next I went to a cafe and stole some guys wallet and went between levels and saw a cat and had to pinch it to come close

Next I was riding bikes with flight through a river ravine doing flips

I was a bit apprehensive about my skill to ride, and a guy scattered some candy on a couch like suckers and stuff a blonde stud lol

Next thx to the ferret I went to a weird house in the middle of the country where I was staying with my friend and two brothers and some girl and a mom and dad and a hot dog, dog.

I said it was 4:20 I told the kid I was nocturnal and he didn’t get it. I was doing something and water ended up all over the kid he got pretty mad

Next I got a ride through the country and the guy drove me to a wal mart type place anyways I started to flip out cause we were taking so long so I went to the store and played video games then I took the bus up with 3 mexicans up the mountain.

Next I went to a grocery store with my ex and we were filling a  suitcase full of food anyways I go away and he was hooking up with somebody in the washroom and then I noticed he was wearing a jockstrap lol

Then I met a hot guy that was a libra and he was in his room which overlooked an underground garage of sorts I noticed several gold rings and a jewellery case and as I was leaving he was showering in the next room

Next I was riding a kids bike through town when I ditched it from a flat tire and started walking and I saw a kid trying to break into cars, as I was walking I noticed some police talking about the kid. Spying on him then I caught a ride posing as a paramedic some guy gave me a mini sun which i put into my pocket and then later wore, and walked through a store in an open mall and some fat kid spit stuff on me and so I told the store person who said to lick her pussy which I found gross and then in horror I backed into a bear daddy holding a fetus and he smelled really bad

Next I rescued a stray cat and fed it and gave it water and a home and a bed outside of its cage where it was being abused , it ate a bit

Then I took some kids wallet whom knew who I was and he told the casino people and they ended up beating him up – kinda a shady casino anyways I used the thousands of dollars to catch a ride across town to another casino

-          Shaun A. Delage

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Pickle DogLeg

The path of letting go is tough, letting go of ego, letting go of dreams of fame, letting go of love, letting go of a traumatic past

Many are going through insurmountable levels of suffering this very moment

Which is why it is easier to attach to love and kindness for all through a difficult time

Already we can see the seeds being sewn for world war 3

So we must be prepared to live an even more difficult existence

I am not on the extreme left about my visions of this world war either

I think it would be a setback to have an occupying force in north America – we just have to be prepared for things like, the draft, military rule, 1984, famine, sickness, biological warfare and poverty/suffering

The people with the most to lose in essence are those with everything.

Those with very little have nothing really to worry about since there is not much to lose

Lately I have been faced with the grieving process in several forms, an ex cat suffering and going through health difficulties, putting my wishes to become a Buddhist monk to rest, saying goodbye to the last 30 years and saying goodbye to the world as I have known it and welcoming in the constant evolution of the age of 2012

Life is never certified as an existence, there is no contract between you and your country of how long you will live, and we live in such a capitalist environment with no ancient roots it is easy to not identify with anything of substance but rather things that are in a sense; superficial.

People it seems are involved in the routes that bring them the most illusion

Having said goodbye to credit in all forms I feel rather blessed, to have an income and not be sending ¼ of my money to visa.

This is where I would say 90% of our society is in a slave world too, and most people are happy being indebted to forces they don’t understand, be it illusion or aliens or Satanists, truth is we have very little

And we are witnessing a time when most of us are losing everything we have because we are so indebted in forms of credit and mortgages and family commitments etc

Hardly a time to be slogging away at the bar thinking about the next twink that will walk in, hell no…this is time to meditate on your ultimate reality and to sew the seeds to your next incarnation and to work to correct some of the wrongs in your life and that of society

To tell you the truth I have stopped working to correct the wrongs of my society, which includes Satanist rules, child abuse rings, catholic church abuse scandals, the advent of militarist rule, the possibility of microchips and the coming age of _____

If I had a choice between being shot in the back of the head and getting a microchip I couldn’t tell you which one I would choose, but I am leaning on the shot in the head, it would make more sense for me to terminate my contract here on this earth out of billions of earths rather than give my inherent power of choice over to forces that I cannot see or touch.

Most of us are in a prison state, the only ones not imprisoned by their reality are initiated sellouts whom have the power and money to just dart of to the Netherlands Antilles in a private jet and eat prawns out of a martini glass.

I think back to my own personal history and past, some of the events in my life that stand out are my puberty and awakening as a gay male, my suicide attempt, false allegations of incest within my family, my drug abuse- being high for twelve days without food or sleep, my vipassana meditation experiences, my last relationship of eight years, my ordination as a priest and prophet of the church of techno and here I am, able to put it all to rest

This is the most difficult part of life- letting go.

Most people are so hopelessly lost in a cycle of trauma there is no recovering them, the others that are seemingly above human emotions have in a sense sold their souls so they have no ability to feel emotion or understand suffering in the most compassionate terms

I am beginning to let go of my dreams of becoming a Buddhist monk, it has been pivotal in the discourses recently and maybe this is part of my illness – to go psychotic over monasticism haha but at least its left there

With the stigma of schizophrenia I have been refused entry back to vipassana and have disgraced myself there I believe but I don’t believe I could become a Buddhist monk with the difficulties I live with including being a medicated schizophrenic having insomnia and nerve damage in my wrists

I have been told I have the ability to develop my psychic power as well which is comforting, it would be a blessing to be able to guide others, I have always knew I was psychic since things I say will come up hours after I say them in a TV show or my dreams have realms of precognitive vision along with full astral sight

Part of me wants to leave the planet and join my multitudes of friends in the astral world, but I guess I am needed here, haha needed here to write my books, lead a virtual ministry, discover myself and live life in one of the most difficult times in existence

It is all relative illusion however since existence has gone through multitudes of the same exact self similar repeating circumstance for all of time

This time we are blessed, with things like human rights and freedom of speech and action rather than witch burnings in the square – thankfully the systems in place are there to guide and protect-hopefully.

I have thought deeply about the Buddhist monk thing and have come to terms with my own enlightenment – I don’t believe I need to shave my head or eyebrows or swear off orgasms or food to proclaim my enlightenment

I believe I am doing my purpose since I was ordained as a Buddhist monk of universal life church

And my credentials and certifications are available for validation – anybody my call and ask about whether my credentials are real or proven

I posted my credentials on the site ages ago and now I cant find them lol go the internet haha

I believe my purpose is here and now, if it means being shot in the head, it wont be a painful long drawn out process, I will welcome it and this kind of virtue is rare, only because I have faced death head on and realize how much is at stake but as well if it is my time to go, good riddance, to a reality that has offered me very little.

I have dreams of publishing my two novels and if it is about to happen or if I have to wait years upon years than so be it, but the process has been started already- I believe I am the JK Rowling for gay men !!

I am in like the thousandth edit and the funds to edit them seem hopeless at this point but if an anonymous source within the Church wishes to donate say $5000 I wont stop them haha

Not to say I expect anything from these teachings however

They are given freely and for life and without cost to all that seek that the divine creator has shown them to this site.

-          Shaun A. Delage

Click me to hear a sick rendition of TIME TO SAY GOODBYE

NDAA

 Take the National Defense Authorization Act for example, an unmistakable tyranny beyond the pale. The NDAA signed into law Dec 31, 2011 is blatantly unconstitutional and clearly illegal, but I heard very little, if any, complaints from the sheeple. Every year an NDAA is passed by the congress for the purpose of funding the Pentagon. What we have this year written into the act is very clear language that suspends all constitutional rights of American citizens. Americans no longer have the right of due process in the US. Many military leaders of the US believe that the overwhelming majority of the congress are in open rebellion against the US of America.

Any member of the armed forces, any police officer, any judge, indeed, any individual in the US that is a sworn member of a law enforcement or military agency that will take orders that are related to this act or fails to move directly against anyone that supports this act, and almost all members of congress supported this act, any of these people are illegally serving in their capacity to uphold their sworn allegiance to the US Constitution. According to this new law, the government can kick down your door, move you to a prison in Bulgaria, torture you as long as they want, you may never speak to a lawyer, no one will ever find your body, and that is the official law of this land right now in the US. No one can dispute the the US Constitution was officially suspended with the signing of this act and yet we don't hear a peep out of the jewsmedia, or any representative of the government. Instead, a veil of silence on the implications of this act is in place across the jewsmedia.


The US government has been overthrown. The current US government is an illegal government. This is no longer the US of America. The signing of this act destroys the US of America. We are technically a military dictatorship. Any American citizen can be killed by the government, at will, and no one can do anything about it.


This law has destroyed the character and nature of every aspect of the America, and not a single law scholar, judge, or attorney, no member of the press or media, has anything to say about it. Everyone has access to this information. It's written in plain English. It's for or five lines long, and it says any American citizen can now simply be arrested and killed at will, without any due process at all, and there's nothing they can do about it. They can speak to no one; they have no right to a lawyer; they don't deserve bail; they don't deserve a trial of any kind; they can't question witnesses; they don't have to be terrorists. All they have to be is detained, and if you don't understand why FEMA camps really exist, the NDAA should answer the confusion.


Right now it appears the US government has plans to create a world where people are no longer needed. Year by year, the people of the US are being turned into dumbed down cattle. Our education system is worthless. What we are turning out is generations of dumbed down slaves and this passage of the NDAA, now signed into law, proves it. Common sense would tell any American all of our constitutional rights have been flushed down the toilet. Why did these criminals in congress pass such a bill, and why did this excuse for a President sign it, and why is the jewsmedia mum on it? The puppet US President has more power than Josef Stalin. Slave states and depopulation seem to be the point of this bill, and the people of the US standby obliviously, as usual. 

soda supreme

Belief in a higher spiritual power above the cults on earth takes skill

While everyone lays in literal collective hypnosis the religions of the world siphon power into the dark sciences.

It is true that Christians and catholics among others remain the highest in conservatism

Not being able to question why their own figureheads could be involved with freemasonry and child sex abuse at the highest levels

But I understand the energy broadcast at spiritual leaders and can say that sex abuse remains the biggest target

Sex with children was legal up until 1970 same with pornography so just some simple legislations and statutes wont solve the problem, it seems amongst the power elite that sex with children remains the greatest stranglehold on power, and there is countless snuff films being made and other atrocities being done this very moment

It is a terrifying place to live but strange how people view the world as theirs when they simply commute and go back home after work and then go out again only to come home and they believe this is their reality

The reality itself is so dark and disgusting if people knew the real truths of ‘mother earth’ they would think twice about being involved in any way with this so called, reality

But the reality does offer some happiness, comfort, protection and guidance

So many are trying to conform to their own programmed reality they forget the essentials of their existence and their ancient purpose.

It is so engrained into the skulls of our youth to tie down a condo and a car and a dog and a partner and your set but what if none of these offers you any level of freedom, or enlightenment or purpose

Simply to plug away in your almost militaristic employment where if you miss work for longer than three days or whatever or they just don’t like you – you can be fired and cast away

Nobody knows how many people have been cast away amidst the cruelty of the system and frankly nobody cares, simply because we have been desensitized in nature to suffering and causality

Were losing people every minute and hour and its just immaculate when you imagine what the other reality may look like with septillions of souls watching this mini reality take shape, the number is far greater most likely but cannot be quantified simply within the confines of our own perception

Suffering could be construed as immense but only when nobody is there to shake you out of your illusion is there any basis to exist

-          Shaun A. Delage

CHURCH OF TECHNO SEIZED

nah they aint after philosophers....lol
happy leap year day lulz

cat paw massage

Well I am glad to see the church is continuing

I have never viewed my spending years upon years offering the discourses in enlightenment and ascension mixed with a little bit of craziness as a setback or a waste of time
exactly quite the opposite
I have had countless emails telling me to keep going, me so amazing hehe
just funny to be an online personality lolz

So I am at a fence in the road, I can continue my writing or simply let go and ordain as a Buddhist monk

The monk thing has been in my life for quite some time since taking Vipassana meditation courses – I adore monastic life, what I need to discover if this includes me, right now or shall I wait till I am 40 and have exhausted every avenue in the material matrix

Tough choice

But ordaining seems like the right choice for me, spiritually – To involve myself in the most reclusive and enlightened faith on the planet

A psychic recently said I can still do well in the material world, and if I should so choose, my books will gain quite the following but she also said about the monk thing…

This is an important decision for you. You can succeed in this material world. However, you would more easily fall into a life like a Buddhist monk. You would become happier with this type of life. You would do better here as your nature makes a spiritual existence more suited to you.

 The prospect of love and the idea of becoming a world famous author and artist keep me going in this reality but none of the material world gives me any sense of satisfaction

I have searched for love countless times, almost to lose my life- this is what people sing about

The paradoxes of love so how could I search this out, I even tend to wonder about my thinking process

The world has a lot of beauty and love in it, none of which I believe I have found, only materialism, hatred and illusion-nothing I want any part in, I strive to be around those of my own kind, uber intelligence, striving for enlightenment, ascension and evolution – some peace and quiet, assisting others through suffering is my greatest need considering the magnanimity of my own suffering

I believe I would make a great Buddhist monk hehe just I would miss things like, dinner, my hair and eyebrows, orgasms, shaving pubes, voting, clothes, luxurious beds lol (I know big one haha) television, techno, the internet among a few things

It would be tough to be around a bunch of other men in robes in the middle of the furest without thinking a sexual thought haha

Part of me wants to go the route that is the toughest but I can stick it out – to achieve enlightenment and be released from being reborn into constant suffering

I have always been anti religion which is ironic because I have held the titles of Reverend and Doctor for about 9 years – I don’t pretend to know it all or want to go into spirituality for egotist pursuits

I just think the eastern cultures has nailed down the paradoxes of enlightenment in a religion to the nine while the western religions lack any level of evolution

Only lost in a sea of riddles and wafers and baptisms god give my head a shake

So for me to ordain would be a big step, one in which I have been pondering my existence as such for about a decade and I imagine myself with robes on and no hair and no eyebrows god what a hot mess but I think I would make a sexy hairless monk

It would take a lot of courage to walk away from this blog, my novels, my virtual world of second life, the prospect of love and materialism in totality but a step in life I am willing to do, because I live with very little and it almost seems like a blessing to release holding money all together

To some people religion is poison

Just imagine trying to tell your mostly catholic family you want to be a Buddhist monk haha

Blessings

Just wanted to give my blogbuddies an update

-          Shaun A. Delage

Time to say goodbye

Time to say goodbye

CAPTIVATION MANIFESTO

only one public copy will remain here on the blog

I forgive you, myself, and the world :)

time to move on hehe my 30th bday is soon

best not to have my every secret in a 90 page document lulz

Deer Monk

My thoughts of ordaining as a Buddhist monk are mixed, and rather human at this point, first and foremost I would like to be released from my own internal prison structure of karma and psychological operations.  Next I would like to become more versed in a reclusive and enlightened faith. Next the ideals seem to mix with that of a middle aged mandarin female which I probably was in my last life lol

I have decided to post the manifesto for public view but only have this one copy visible through the Church so in a sense my own lil gateway and portal

I am beginning to let go because frankly I think I have the qualities needed of a Buddhist monk and I see Vipassana as kindergarden for monks and I got a taste and rebelled and now I seem to be blacklisted on vipassanas rosters but that is what happens when you accuse a way centre of warcrimes lol

I have learnt from my experiences  enough to warrant me changing my life drastically....while I still seem to be caught on

 the level of a teen or whatever I just cant escape my life and I don’t want it to hit me at middle age that I have done nothing

I want to shine, and give discourses in enlightenment, train under an evolved religion and release myself from the confines of the material world and the matrix and finally make sure I don’t get born into the next vessel as another chav or whatever having to suffer

Maybe my path includes that of being able to preach enlightenment and guide others through suffering

I as well will be suffering, with no hair, nor eyebrows or dinner or snacks or coffee or for example the ability to shave my pubic hair bald lol (it is against the monastic code lolz)

I believe I have the spiritual centre needed to be a monk, living as a lay hermit for like 4 years with barely enough

I wanted so much to be a writer in the world and travel cruise ships but I think I would be a 500 pound writer in no time lol

So in april the Church of Techno may close, and I may move on, but it has been a blast regardless. I have made quite a few friends and even more enemies (lala )

I think it would be cool to be a monk, kind of ironic for me to choose a lineage that concerns itself with Buddhist conservatism haha but I think it will be good for me considering how much of an unstructured and undisciplined life has lead me and look where I am now, lol

Part of me wishes that the internet or my books or second life for example could lead me to a level of happiness. Part of me wishes I could just win a hospital lottery and sit in my lottery house smoking 420 and eating muffins ...part of me wishes by now I have found the right man, a shining prince in beautiful clothing that could say to me one day “you never have to work a day in your life”

Much of me has realized that my power and authority will not take place as a handout but rather a learning experience

That I can hold power and authority without wealth

This is the greatest epiphany to hit recently

Me personally I think I have tested all the other gods to their limits lol the lord Buddha remains the only one standing and smiling back at me

While I have had fun delving into conspiracy, MK ultra and other fascinations

I don’t believe these avenues will offer any level of enlightenment

While part of me wanted to release captivation in totality and get rid of it in my life completely

I honestly believe it can help others

I believe my place in 2012 is to be a forest monk and to retreat to a forest community where I will be accepted and respected. I could think of no other place other than birken forest monastery to live out my days

-          Shaun A. Delage 

Anigakara Shaun - April 2012

bisquit

Pondering…..pondering, well the blog is going to continue

I have decided for various reasons, 1) the political climate 2) 2012 3) the possibility of military rule 3) the current internet legislations to take my manifesto offline and out of the public view

Me personally, I believe having a copy of the manifesto for my own protection is vital but want to make steps to embrace my very long prison sentence on earth. Also I was pondering ordination as a Buddhist monk but have halted that in perception because I don’t believe I would be accepted

I don’t think you can be medicated and have insomnia as well and function as a monk

I am pondering taking a personal retreat and discussing the matter further with Venerable Ajan Sonja the abbot of birken forest monastery (furest)

We are going full force into 2012 and most likely a time of military rule so I don’t personally want to be branded a terrorist heck even your grandmother is one because she cans and jars stuff lol

The manifesto itself has served its purpose by providing me with a plot to my second novel

Has successfully allowed to set me free, if charged or accused of anything I have a pretty solid defence

Karmically I don’t want to expend any energy placing the names on the manifesto in the public eye any longer I will cut and paste the contents to one of the first posts for my own protection

Which is why I felt the need to continue on with this blog of universal theory

This blog is vastly superior to a rant or manifesto

It allows me to use my religious titles appropriately

How beautiful it is to evolve

I forgive you, all, and myself most of all.

-Shaun A. Delage

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cat people

Trying to explain myself offline proves challenging attempting to explain in a simple sentence or two what exactly this virtual ministry entails

It just exists, there are no rings to kiss, or blood and body of Christ to input into your being, there are no mantras to recite, songs to sing, or prayers to be had, there is no physical building

Take it or leave it, but most come back because I offer an isolationist and enlightened theory to existence and I do take great pride in being the leader of the church of techno, and nobody could compare but who would want to completely understand

To millennium warriors I am accepted and honoured

To matrix warriors

Hippies

Ravers

Wiccans

Cybergoth

Hackers

Conspiracy theorists

Lefties

Furries

I have a valid existence. To hybrids, or the people hopelessly involved with the system and its rules or confines I have no place in society…to them, I am hunted and can possibly bring about the destruction of my own country and in effect place myself as its leader. But that’s just my ego haha because who wants to follow the instructions of some cruel hybrids when you can follow enlightened theory by somebody ordained into universalism and self ordained into matrix techno universalism

My credentials are simply legalities – I don’t really use them much, much like a grad certificate you work for ¼ of your life and realize it was all a waste in the prison system we understand

But technically this matrix and the quasi structure around you is the greatest illusion at play because most people are living in a prison system and a slavery net too taken by their own greed to continue on looking for answers or discovering themselves

So I make it aware to people that I resist being imprisoned and rightfully so some may argue a self induced nocturnal isolationist to achieve enlightenment may seem bizarre to some but to me it offers me my own critique of the world and many other dimensions that exist inside your brain and essentially your soul but it doesn’t stop there – these are actual physical places to visit but most aren’t willing to relay that they are able to see other worlds they simply reject the visions or work to disregard them all together many sadly are not ordained with the sight I am discovering and this is sad, because they are unable to perceive suffering or things like dimensional travel objectively

When you begin to say no I am not the sick medicated one, society is what should be medicated

For an attempt to quantify my virtual ministry to a common individual seems tiring because the person always wonders what test or what you have to prove to relay your worth what you need to project to the world, when they find out anybody can be ordained and for life without cost, no cassock to wear they get suspicious

But don’t worry in one of my relapses I wore full on tibetian robes and kept my hair and skater shoes haha so if that helps lolz

The liberal government here relayed that if elected they would legalize marijuana in entirety

We have the extreme whacko right wingers running the show right now.

Declaration of the captivation manifesto places me as this countries supreme leader and formerly ends the institution of Canada as we know it.

But ….I am in a goofy mood lolz

So I will just share my dimensional travel and leave it at that

Take care blogbuddies

I ask my guide to show me the way and what I get is a nice tabby

First I pressed my teeth together and chipped about 3 off with brain tissue in them, so imagine my horror trying to call a dentist in the astral world lol people would just shout and point and snarl but I didn’t care. Because my animal took me to my next vision, I was in a mall and came up to some ruffians or hoolighans who shouted “fag” to somebody else – so I walked up and said I am a fag and I resent what you said you shouldn’t vocalize your hatred ..at that point two girls he was with got up and walked away haha so I took my leave and wandered the dimensional mall – I missed the cushy dimensional spaceship bus that brought me to there so I walked to the back of the mall and came across a seedy area all fenced off with drug heads and vagrants everywhere kinda a nasty part of town to say the least – I came across a heroin addict and she said you’re not passing here and I said listen I don’t want any trouble I am just here to explore. Heres ten bucks for you so I can pass and all I have is fifteen so if you let me I will be greatful, here, ten for you and five for me…maybe I will find a joint who knows and she laughed and said fine and she waved me through so I walked into a building and came across a weird group with my ex the cybergypsy arts weirdo it was a yogi meditation group there was leaders and they were eating this weird rice with entrails and they were a terrorist factional cult I wanted to discover exactly what they were doing but they were going to public areas dressed in militia gear eating this stuff and contorting their body pretty insane anyways I burst into this room, kinda snuck in and I saw them all sitting there and wanted to join them they said you cant be here its against protocol my ex was sitting there with the didjeridoo I gave him for his bday smiling anyways I walked out then turned around and walked back in and produced the largest and most impressive quartz crystal ever seen and made an offering to the people leading the teaching and walked out anyways I went to the mall sections and walked for ages past all kinds of stores and went to a ritzy ten star hotel and paid for two weeks for my room and then went to get my luggage that a kind Punjabi girl was guarding and the gypsy cult went and ripped my luggage from here and took about $90,000 in cash I had on me so I went back to the hotel to try and get a refund and the guy said we don’t give refunds to protect our clients but your still welcome to stay for the two weeks and we both laughed. I searched vast hallways of this mall that is west edmonton mall or mall of America on steroids and asked people where the airport was (apparently attached to the mall) I walked to an info booth and asked where the aiport was and she said “hun we covered it on the reality show broadcast last week” cackling so I walked away from those bitches and went out of the mall which had no expansive parking lot and found a bunch of rocks in the bay near the ocean and I asked a girl quietly where the airport was and she pointed past a mountain and I said holy I will be at this for awhile then haha thankfully I was rescued by my power animal who took me to a ritzy condo and this teenage stud left a notepad of an elephant and a visual MP3 player so I was scanning tidbits of his life, pics, some naughty and he had a skater look he was hot I was wondering where he was I walked out of the street and was stopped by a detective who asked me to take out my wallet which was stuffed with about one quarter million dollars at the time and he said you have to come with me so I went with him to a busy room anyways I said are you a real detective show me a picture ID and a badge and he produced this huge cardboard paper sign that resembles some sort of identification but I said dude is that thing real and he said yes anyways I asked this nerdy looking broad manning a counter is this guy a police officer and she said yeah now get away from me so I was put into this seedy motel room but it was overlooking an industrial section of town and big nasty straight men gathered on both sides in lumberjack shirts so I was going to die of thirst when I was offered a cup of a metallic gelatin which I poured onto the floor in a few huge slops

Thankfully the tabby helped me find my way back to earth in 2012

-          Revz it up – Shaun A. Delage

THANKS EVERYONE WE JUST MADE IT TO 13,000+ discourses read :0

Golden Head

People assume wifi has just been invented or that cavemen walked around in loin cloths this is the illusion of the society we live in, that all events are presumably the work of black magic

This media empire that I have challenged to publish my already published manifestos and it is no secret that every single calculation and every word you enter – every document created then deleted or kept has been stored on a massive multiplayer virtual online game

This would make this illusion the most heavily contrived fascination but what if most of your inhabitants lacked qualities such as kindness, compassion, happiness, sincerity, loving nature, humorous nature, The ability to explore, adapt, ascend, evolve and materialize and actualize your own future

Sadly we live in a world where we have all gone to the depths of hell and back and for most of us there is no escape from our internal prisons but there is hope to ascend well into 2013 and beyond and who will society come to for help when there is no hybrids to run the show?

They will come to people like you, and me, and your friends that exude these qualities…people will learn to explore your own happiest qualities in present in the moment scenario

And nobody is guaranteed survival in the game that ultimately is the survival of the fittest

Or at least until the time travel fund comes to retrieve you…because ten years ago you put down $10 because the belief is that in 100,000,000 years that money would be so astronomical and universal that they would have to send dimensional agents to retrieve your nature

Never mind that the world is illusion, this reality as you call it is illusion to the fullest degree. One with things like sickness and pain and torture leading this massive encampment we call reality

When avenues such as blood ritual, incest, hazing and sex/black magic are being done in secret to further the scope and scape of reality one begs to understand the true causality of suffering to the fullest realms possible, not only because one is suffering presently but because one has suffered and many have suffered, many are suffering this very moment in their realities

If you look at a singular consciousness perhaps as a galaxy of sorts you begin to innerstand the quality of divinity and maybe it is wrong to call oneself divine amidst a plethora of hybrids or whatever but when you begin to say I have divine energy and nature there seems to be an all out attack not only this but the aura you broadcast is illuminating metallurgical and glowing so naturally when you shine a light into a very dark cavern all the weirdest creatures and things will scurry towards the light because it is so impressive, they lack what you are rich of

 The reality it seems would be one of billions operating this very moment but that is just simple conspiracy nutter stuff to the common newb

So billions of other selves and many books written on the subject but if one does not explore the vagueness of the world how will they ever know otherwise

Seems to address reality in any shape or form is even a thoughtcrime, time for us to think like a wild tiger from now on and say what the fuck you all are messed up I am gonna go chill on this rock

And people do say riddles like that to me they will point out things from drilling concrete to installing stone slabs or point directly at the beer label that says rock and make a comment about mortar so anybody knows a common freemason is a stone mason evolved not only this because they came up with building technology to ascend and descend at will so who are the true avatars in this galaxy

Perhaps we will never know for sure

Perhaps they are all being brought to court for war crimes violations lol we will see what the future holds.

-          Shaun A. Delage