Trying to explain myself offline proves challenging
attempting to explain in a simple sentence or two what exactly this virtual
ministry entails
It just exists, there are no rings to kiss, or blood and
body of Christ to input into your being, there are no mantras to recite, songs
to sing, or prayers to be had, there is no physical building
Take it or leave it, but most come back because I offer an
isolationist and enlightened theory to existence and I do take great pride in
being the leader of the church of techno, and nobody could compare but who
would want to completely understand
To millennium warriors I am accepted and honoured
To matrix warriors
Hippies
Ravers
Wiccans
Cybergoth
Hackers
Conspiracy theorists
Lefties
Furries
I have a valid existence. To hybrids, or the people
hopelessly involved with the system and its rules or confines I have no place
in society…to them, I am hunted and can possibly bring about the destruction of
my own country and in effect place myself as its leader. But that’s just my ego
haha because who wants to follow the instructions of some cruel hybrids when
you can follow enlightened theory by somebody ordained into universalism and
self ordained into matrix techno universalism
My credentials are simply legalities – I don’t really use
them much, much like a grad certificate you work for ¼ of your life and realize
it was all a waste in the prison system we understand
But technically this matrix and the quasi structure around
you is the greatest illusion at play because most people are living in a prison
system and a slavery net too taken by their own greed to continue on looking
for answers or discovering themselves
So I make it aware to people that I resist being imprisoned
and rightfully so some may argue a self induced nocturnal isolationist to
achieve enlightenment may seem bizarre to some but to me it offers me my own critique
of the world and many other dimensions that exist inside your brain and
essentially your soul but it doesn’t stop there – these are actual physical
places to visit but most aren’t willing to relay that they are able to see
other worlds they simply reject the visions or work to disregard them all
together many sadly are not ordained with the sight I am discovering and this
is sad, because they are unable to perceive suffering or things like
dimensional travel objectively
When you begin to say no I am not the sick medicated one,
society is what should be medicated
For an attempt to quantify my virtual ministry to a common
individual seems tiring because the person always wonders what test or what you
have to prove to relay your worth what you need to project to the world, when
they find out anybody can be ordained and for life without cost, no cassock to
wear they get suspicious
But don’t worry in one of my relapses I wore full on
tibetian robes and kept my hair and skater shoes haha so if that helps lolz
The liberal government here relayed that if elected they
would legalize marijuana in entirety
We have the extreme whacko right wingers running the show
right now.
Declaration of the captivation manifesto places me as this
countries supreme leader and formerly ends the institution of Canada as we know
it.
But ….I am in a goofy mood lolz
So I will just share my dimensional travel and leave it at
that
Take care blogbuddies
I ask my guide to show me the way and what I get is a nice
tabby
First I pressed my teeth together and chipped about 3 off with
brain tissue in them, so imagine my horror trying to call a dentist in the
astral world lol people would just shout and point and snarl but I didn’t care.
Because my animal took me to my next vision, I was in a mall and came up to
some ruffians or hoolighans who shouted “fag” to somebody else – so I walked up
and said I am a fag and I resent what you said you shouldn’t vocalize your
hatred ..at that point two girls he was with got up and walked away haha so I
took my leave and wandered the dimensional mall – I missed the cushy
dimensional spaceship bus that brought me to there so I walked to the back of
the mall and came across a seedy area all fenced off with drug heads and
vagrants everywhere kinda a nasty part of town to say the least – I came across
a heroin addict and she said you’re not passing here and I said listen I don’t want
any trouble I am just here to explore. Heres ten bucks for you so I can pass
and all I have is fifteen so if you let me I will be greatful, here, ten for
you and five for me…maybe I will find a joint who knows and she laughed and
said fine and she waved me through so I walked into a building and came across
a weird group with my ex the cybergypsy arts weirdo it was a yogi meditation
group there was leaders and they were eating this weird rice with entrails and
they were a terrorist factional cult I wanted to discover exactly what they
were doing but they were going to public areas dressed in militia gear eating
this stuff and contorting their body pretty insane anyways I burst into this
room, kinda snuck in and I saw them all sitting there and wanted to join them
they said you cant be here its against protocol my ex was sitting there with
the didjeridoo I gave him for his bday smiling anyways I walked out then turned
around and walked back in and produced the largest and most impressive quartz
crystal ever seen and made an offering to the people leading the teaching and
walked out anyways I went to the mall sections and walked for ages past all
kinds of stores and went to a ritzy ten star hotel and paid for two weeks for
my room and then went to get my luggage that a kind Punjabi girl was guarding
and the gypsy cult went and ripped my luggage from here and took about $90,000
in cash I had on me so I went back to the hotel to try and get a refund and the
guy said we don’t give refunds to protect our clients but your still welcome to
stay for the two weeks and we both laughed. I searched vast hallways of this
mall that is west edmonton mall or mall of America on steroids and asked people
where the airport was (apparently attached to the mall) I walked to an info
booth and asked where the aiport was and she said “hun we covered it on the
reality show broadcast last week” cackling so I walked away from those bitches
and went out of the mall which had no expansive parking lot and found a bunch of
rocks in the bay near the ocean and I asked a girl quietly where the airport
was and she pointed past a mountain and I said holy I will be at this for
awhile then haha thankfully I was rescued by my power animal who took me to a
ritzy condo and this teenage stud left a notepad of an elephant and a visual
MP3 player so I was scanning tidbits of his life, pics, some naughty and he had
a skater look he was hot I was wondering where he was I walked out of the
street and was stopped by a detective who asked me to take out my wallet which
was stuffed with about one quarter million dollars at the time and he said you
have to come with me so I went with him to a busy room anyways I said are you a
real detective show me a picture ID and a badge and he produced this huge
cardboard paper sign that resembles some sort of identification but I said dude
is that thing real and he said yes anyways I asked this nerdy looking broad
manning a counter is this guy a police officer and she said yeah now get away
from me so I was put into this seedy motel room but it was overlooking an
industrial section of town and big nasty straight men gathered on both sides in
lumberjack shirts so I was going to die of thirst when I was offered a cup of a
metallic gelatin which I poured onto the floor in a few huge slops
Thankfully the tabby helped me find my way back to earth in
2012
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Revz it up – Shaun A. Delage
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