BREAKING: YOU’RE HIRED! Kash Patel’s FBI drops automatic ban on recruits who hired prostitutes, stole from their bosses – and even committed BESTIALITY! Yes, apparently the FBI has reached the “maybe the bestiality thing was just a youthful indiscretion” stage of the Trump administration. Readers, we are not making this up. Earlier this summer, the bureau quietly rewrote its hiring rules so that paying for sex (fewer than three times, more than 10 years ago), stealing from your boss (if it’s been over three years), and even animal cruelty or bestiality (as long as you were under 18) are no longer automatic dealbreakers. Think about that. The people who get badges, guns, and access to your private data can now skate on some truly impressive past hobbies – provided the timetable checks out. The FBI insists this is just “flexibility” so they can look at individual circumstances. They even floated the helpful example of someone who paid for sex where it was legal … or was themselves a victim of animal-related abuse. (Wait, what?) But here’s the part they don’t put in the press release: Kash Patel is desperate for bodies. The FBI hemorrhaged over 1,100 special agents in 2025 through firings, resignations, and retirements. Down to roughly 13,700 agents. So the solution to a purge-driven staffing crisis is … lower the bar until almost anyone can clear it. Once upon a time, there was a certain reassuring logic to the idea that the people entrusted with FBI badges, guns, classified intelligence and extraordinary law-enforcement powers faced unusually demanding standards of personal conduct to earn that necessary trust. After years of screaming that the FBI under those old standards was full of corrupt deep-state villains, the Trump team’s fix is apparently “maybe the guy who used to steal from the till and had that one minor indiscretion with livestock will be fine with a badge.” We believe people can grow up and move on from the stupid follies of their youth. We also used to believe the folks with extraordinary power over the rest of us should meet slightly higher standards than “not recently.” Under Kash Patel, even that is negotiable.
BREAKING: HE DID WHAT? Trump just illegally chopped down SIXTY historic cherry trees in Washington D.C. WITHOUT court approval so that he could "renovate" a GOLF COURSE! This man is hellbent on destroying everything good in this world… The Washington Post has reported that Trump has gone ahead and chopped down dozens and dozens of beloved cherry and sycamore trees at the historic East Potomac Golf Links as part of his obsessive desire to leave his destructive mark on every part of the nation’s capital. Trump has released no final design, construction schedule or estimated cost for the “renovations” he has planned for the course. Environmentalists have filed a lawsuit to try to stop him, and the case is still ongoing. U.S. District Judge Ana C. Reyes said “she wanted advance notice before the government removed more than 10 trees or brought equipment larger than a sedan onto the property,” which Trump's team certainly did not give her. “A person familiar with the legal proceedings, who spoke on the condition of anonymity out of fear of retribution, said the government has not notified the plaintiffs or the court about the recent tree work,” reports the Washington Post. While this is fairly low stakes on the incredibly long list of Trump outrages and offenses, it is painfully symbolic of his presidency – nihilistic destruction and a shocking disregard for the rule of law. There truly is no hell hot enough for this man.
It feels like everyone suddenly has an industrial-grade anal hose attachment permanently screwed into their shower head. Guys are now packing full travel plumbing kits (complete with specialized adapters, custom hoses, and heavy-duty gear) just to stay in a hotel room for a weekend. Fisting has become way more mainstream, but now tons of guys are douching like they are getting fisted even when they aren't. . We Weren't Always Doing This People simply did not douche like we are doing now, especially back in the days when hookup culture was built around cruising, backrooms, and spontaneous encounters. Deep internal irrigation used to be rare and highly specialized, whereas today's culture has turned it into an exhausting, high-maintenance ritual. Hookup apps sold us the toxic fantasy that we should be sterile 24/7. . What You’re Actually Doing to Your Body - The Burn: Flushing your system with high-pressure tap water strips out beneficial bacteria and damages the sensitive mucosal lining. - Micro-tears & Infection: Over-douching creates micro-abrasions, making you more vulnerable to STIs, bacteria, and irritation. - The Trap: Stripping your lining causes the body to overproduce mucus as a defense mechanism, making you feel less clean and triggering a vicious, obsessive cycle. . Stop Irrigating, Start Eating Real Fiber If you need to haul plumbing equipment across state lines just to feel okay, your diet is failing you. - Psyllium Husk & Soluble Fiber: This is the ultimate cheat code. It bulks waste naturally, making evacuation efficient and naturally low-mess. - Hydration & Magnesium: Regulate your digestion from the inside out so you aren't living in terror of your own anatomy. . Drop the Pressure Washer and Take Back Our Bodies - Downsize: Leave the extra hoses at home. A small bulb and lukewarm water for a surface-level rinse is all that is historically and medically necessary for standard intimacy. - Normalize Humanity: Bodies have functions. Cleanliness is great, but when it gets overboard we are doing more bad than good to ourselves. - It Is What It Is: Anal sex is natural, historical, and beautiful. Let us drop the shame if things go wrong (which 9 out of 10 times they don't) and stop punishing our guts.
Hunter Biden claims he’s “48.6% gay” in hilarious interview
Hunter Biden claims he’s “48.6% gay” in hilarious interview: And he's apparently into "masculine" men?
BREAKING🚨 ICE just ordered $2 million worth of Boston Dynamics robot dogs — despite the company's strict ban on weaponization. The order was posted to a federal contracting forecast on August 27, with the competition field marked NO. ICE wrote that it "has a requirement to purchase Boston Dynamics SPOT Robots and accessories" for "inspection, situational awareness, and hazard assessment." The solicitation goes out September 4. Place of performance: Fort Benning, Georgia. Spot is a 75-pound four-legged machine that starts at around $75,000. It carries cameras for a 360-degree view, has an extendable arm that opens doors on its own, and can pick objects up. A senior DHS official said the robots also carry sensors that detect chemicals, and that ICE would use them where it may be unsafe for an officer to walk into a building. Boston Dynamics said any attempted weaponization of its robots is "strictly prohibited" under its terms of sale and its ethical principles. The company also spearheaded an open letter against weaponizing general-purpose robots, co-signed by five other robotics firms. ICE already bought one from someone else. It spent about $78,000 on a robot from Canadian manufacturer Icor Technology that can deploy smoke bombs. The NYPD dropped its own Boston Dynamics contract in 2021 after public backlash. If you appreciate my posts, it would mean the world if you followed my page. Thank you for being here.
BREAKING🚨🏳️🌈 Two federal courts have now found Trump's transgender military ban was built on hostility rather than military need. Trump just asked the Supreme Court to wipe those rulings out before any evidence is heard. That trial is set for January 4, two weeks in a Washington courtroom where the government would finally have to defend the transgender military ban with evidence. On Friday, Solicitor General D. John Sauer filed a petition asking the justices to take the constitutional question first, calling the appeals court decision protecting those troops "gravely erroneous." The troops have already won twice. In March 2025, U.S. District Judge Ana Reyes blocked the ban, writing that it was "soaked in animus and dripping with pretext" and "a solution in search of a problem." On June 1 of this year, a divided D.C. Circuit panel kept those protections in place for the service members still serving. Judge Robert Wilkins found "direct evidence" that the policy was motivated by animosity toward transgender people and wrote that it appeared driven by a "bare desire to harm" them. Sauer's answer is that the ban does not discriminate against transgender people at all. It merely classifies, he told the justices, "based on a medical condition (gender dysphoria)" — which would mean the government has to show only "plausible reasons" for pushing thousands of people out. The policy Pete Hegseth issued on February 26, 2025 disqualifies anyone with a current diagnosis of gender dysphoria, a history of it, symptoms of it, or medical treatment for it. Its waiver is so narrow that lower courts have described it as effectively meaningless. The Pentagon has been running closed-door separation boards to remove transgender troops whose records show years of exemplary service. Reyes has since certified a class covering transgender service members, so what the Supreme Court does next reaches far past the original plaintiffs.
BREAKING🚨 An autopsy has found that Tyrin Johnson, 20, was shot in the back by National Guard troops in Memphis. Authorities had claimed he turned and pointed a gun at them. The bullet entered the right side of Tyrin Johnson's back and exited through his upper right chest, according to an autopsy report his family shared this week. It traveled slightly upward, which a certified forensic pathologist who reviewed the report said is consistent with a man running away from the person shooting him. There was no soot or gunpowder stippling around the wound, meaning he was shot from more than three feet away. Johnson was killed in the early morning hours after the Fourth of July, a few blocks from Beale Street, after Memphis police got a call about shots fired. A Tennessee National Guard report says two guard members got out of their vehicle, approached him, and that he "rounded on them and pointed a tan handgun at them." Both troops fired M17 service handguns. An investigative narrative in the autopsy, based on an account from a Tennessee Bureau of Investigation agent, says he "grabbed at his waistband," drew a firearm, and was struck "once in the chest." The autopsy says the bullet went in through his back. Johnson's family has asked authorities to show them surveillance video or any other evidence that he pointed a weapon at anyone. His grandfather, Evaniel Johnson, a former correctional officer with the Davidson County Sheriff's Office, says they still have not been shown video of the moments before the shooting. "Be transparent — you shot him in the back," he said. "I just want to make sure somebody be responsible for what happened. Some accountability. They ain't never going to bring my grandson back." The troops belonged to the Memphis Safe Task Force, created by Trump after he sent troops and federal agents into Democratic-run cities. That task force was involved in four fatal shootings between May and July. The manner of death is listed as homicide. No criminal charges have been filed, and the TBI says its investigation is open and ongoing.
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