Don't you find it a bit weird that everytime you call a bank or any sort of customer service they always assert that you are being recorded and they go into a long script about it most people dont even think about it but I do find it creepy enough to be respectfully assertive with these fucks

 

is anybody else kind of aroused by this man?

I guess you could kind of have sex with his ears, but its like you kind of realize a guy in a wheelchair could not really like hunt heavy elk sorta deal not trying to be mean its just the said wheelchair couldnt really go through the forest floor because its nature and not built like a ramp etc but its like well he is comfortable with himself enough to hunt for his dog's meat and then go to a transvestite bra party on a cruise ship and spit out booze all over his "bras" so it means he is a fun guy (fungi)

Its just a few questions that you would wonder about this man, does he have a catheter? does his penis work or like most spinal cord situations the lower half does not work I mean he seems pretty confident so it could be assume that he is quite a talented asexual and that is okay its just I guess you have to broadcast yourself at times and that is okay too lol 

 

 

So the guru was able to obtain employment after gaining a volunteer reference the impossible has been achieved - I have grown wary of displaying my current positions on social media and prefer to list my occupation as guru of the church of techno -its just I could possibly be the target of harrassment campaigns by religious nuts and crankpots -but I am a humble janitor and can work nocturnal hours such a blessing and super casual I have to get police checks done and stuff it comes with a lot of responsibility and hard work, seems like a steep learning curve I am gonna try my best since the paper route never worked out lol both are perfect for me however but I will try my best at this the most high does exist whatever your belief whatever your belief

 

His supreme and Imperial higness and famous Asexual David Archuleta

 

My goal is to make art as beautiful as David Archuleta And his music

Look at the fucken ass on this kid lolz

 

I would love to give discourse to 375,000 in a vast complex complete with guru dias and imperial throne, in a wild orange robe with the best dj's in the world playing techno in the background after smoking 10 joints, but to give my blessing.... having hot teen males idolize me -who wouldnt? it's incredibly hard to become a guru per se anywhere out of India lol they did not have a philosopher position open for 4000 years

 

CHOOSE ONE: 1) moar to love, thick boy, asexual, complex, totally bizarre, highly intelligent, will eventually have many, many millions. with the possibility of about the net worth of $1.8 BILLION in his 50's, and an introvert and great chef, rave musically oriented or #2) Built Muscle stud, does not know how to cook anything other than microwave dinners, not intelligent-other than work, socially an extrovert, sex addict, Masters in Architecture, cheater, loaded alpha top, eventually goes bankrupt then becomes a toxic abuser lol and moves to New york with his Corgis with a middle class income and does enjoy classical to a nauseating level

and yes I would date a handicapped or mentally crazy dude hahaha better than being with a toxic fuck

look for love in the weirdest places kitties not the most obvious....just not really into dwarves I guess lol not out of desperation but honestly I would rather date some broke chav with issues rather than a narcissist abuser that is loaded anyday but I am a rare cat

 

What are Fruits and vegetables? Are they alien in nature? are they reserved for the super elite? are they even real?>? are they a status symbol? how do we know they havent been compromised? why are all vegans and vegetarians militant and psychologically fucked up in the head? why are we so accepting of these things as a fundamental necessity of life? and so easy to not even feel threatened by their presence? has a familiarity curse been cast on humans to readily accept these things? Why are people that eat meat and fried food/carbs/bread/sugar etc made out to be an enemy of humanity?

 

All celebs (secret society) members whom are imprisoned like R kelly etc are actually transported to another system reality world or dimension they do not sit behind bars like you are led to believe

 

Just like the time has been labeled BC and AD this last few days will be a major timeline shift into a totally different reality BEFORE QUEEN IS DEAD TO AFTER DEATH - KING CHARLES 3rd inception into timeline... its a big secret.... but nobody wants to tell you that REGINA/VAGINA was more popular than Christ, The future timeline does not look good for intelligent compassionate loving beings but rather glorification of money, social-credit & microchipping sex illusion etc its not just that -that we should be scared of.... and no faith or reverend has ever touched on this.... not even biblical christianity but we should be extremely fearful of being trapped in this matrix shopping mall for the rest of known time.....

He has been king for a few days and has already fucked things up incredibly outside of the official narrative, while Regina was alive she did not even mess up once in social decorum she was a program of the matrix, this dimension in the coming weeks and months is going to be an extremely challenging ride and countless millions will be desperate for change that will never come, sadly enough this is why I incarnated...to support humanity through a very sadistic and brutal time at the expense of my own life/safety/security/wealth etc essentially if need be that takes fucken ballz

Guru z3n8 is here and you are not alone.

 

 

"they" tightly control and lie about things like traffic counts and book sales and website hits they will put that you got 3 hits in a month when in effect you got 490,000 they dont want plebs to become socially famous that is reserved for sex/death cult members

 

the satans would create a pleasurable reality with cute fuzzies and tasty food/crystals/hippies/music and 420 and you would live your whole entire life not even knowing you were in a hell reality

 

This very moment has been planned millions... if not billions of years ago- boring eh? to live in a prison with free will and good food and animals?

 

Many people that dated or coupled with a monarch slave are not permitted by the elites to EVER date that asset again, they will be executed if they try

 

Most people that surround and infest a monarch slaves life are rewarded with finances/fiat/credit/food/jobs etc but it goes much deeper than that I believe....they are guaranteed their soul be released from "hell" if they cause the spectacular downfall of the soul of the MK ultra mind control victim

 

what exactly is "water" ? does it even exist? what is it on an atomic and molecular level? what does it really do to us? why do we need so much of it? is it even real?

 

Most really intelligent SUPER intelligent and highly evolved beings do not have any sort of friends or have any ability to function normally

 

Yes it will come as surprise to most when the first blogger in history is awarded the nobel prize in literature :) and this domain becomes a legacy domain forever kept in historical reference

Yes the COT will become a city state on some level at some point galactically or on earth. Guru z3n8 is bound by the most supreme to become as famous as the Sai Baba -not that I want that level of socializing but its bound to happen at some point - people would just want to be given a dhamma teaching...I would need to take 42 gravol and some Intravenous ativan before giving discourse to 350,000 lol :) I would be tripping balls while having hot teens give out dipped joints and LSD muffins hahaha

 

nothing in history actually happened technically - the earth as you know it is reset every few months when they know every being is asleep the earth is only at best only 6 months old at any time and exists on a microchip countless other earths and dimensions

 

 

Every single aspect of society every corporation every business/website etc is owned by a secret society member

 

 

you are permitted to rebel and can be an anarchist and internet activist we are in a free will reality however your waking life may suffer by not conforming like everyone else in the matrix - life will be very difficult for you but you get to get out of this place or you choose to live a comfortable life with money and a condo and come back again and again cause you literally did nothing for your soul to progress honestly its up to you but I would not advocate my type of life to anybody living in isolation and poverty with no actual cash not able to really do anything but be an insane internet activist

 

 

Her imperial Majesty was a notorious sex addict (like most of her family) and pedo and child killer and abuser - Just imagine how much her rent boys were promised but every single one that entered her majesty was most likely disposed of and eaten

Notorious pervert and child killer

 

Yes they will arrest me and seize this blog at some point be prepared ahahahaha if it doesn't happen I will be shocked if I am okay when I am 99 lol

Enemies of freemasons are always targeted for arrest imprisonment or worse Ritual sacrifice they eat people like me in their lodges

 

Many UFOlogists are convinced that the Moon, who everybody believes to be a natural satellite, was in fact built by a more advanced civilization as a study base where they could document the behavior of our species.

 

What exactly is this place? why are we even alive or here at this very second? nobody has the answers but I try to enlighten people :) What is earth exactly? Why are you surrounded by the people you know and why exactly are you in your specific location? do you really have any control over your own matrix or your way of life? why exactly are you located right where you are?

 

What are you exactly when you look in the mirror? Are you a visual electronic representation of yourself? are you looking at a human being? are you an avatar and why does invisibles see thru your eyes and watch you thru every single mirror?

 

the mentally ill, homeless and drug addicted are amongst the most gifted and evolved beings on the planet, the most stupid idiots are the ones that slave away all day and participate in mindless consumerism endlessly

 

My IQ is probably above 500 or so and yet I cant even complete an IQ test or even feed myself hahaha

 

Many men are actually female in their home worlds or other lives/last incarnation and many husbands or wives were actually your gramma or grampa on another life and timeline kinda bizarre and fucking gross isnt it ?

I am pretty sure that you do in fact need a male birth to become fully enlightened and fully liberated....sorry ladies it sucks but I didnt make up that rule, maybe next life its ok cutie you can become a stream enterer however but gotta go at it again sucks balls but you will get der eventually- my last life was met with frustration that I had to incarnate *again* and repeat young adulthood to find this out as male 

I guess a dick does help hehe

ALL romantic relationships are INCEST

 

Bottoms everywhere rejoice no need for a condom anymore you can fuck all you want for $900 a month of course -insert your ejaculate into strangers assholes and likewise them in yours and enjoy male impregnation

allow "men" and strangers to input your matrix code direct from your privates into their asshole and brain to better blackmail you and learn your deepest secrets and trap you here forever and ever for all of eternity 

THE ONLY way to get past this place is to be an asexual