I would love to give discourse to 375,000 in a vast complex complete with guru dias and imperial throne, in a wild orange robe with the best dj's in the world playing techno in the background after smoking 10 joints, but to give my blessing.... having hot teen males idolize me -who wouldnt? it's incredibly hard to become a guru per se anywhere out of India lol they did not have a philosopher position open for 4000 years