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2012 stockpile list (good for social unrest/earthquakes/disasters/miltary rule etc)

(12) - 2Kg whole wheat flour-lotsa space I know but it is filling as a paste or bannock
5 weeks of food stock like soup noodles rice baking powder, oatmeal etc
bottled water or those huge fountain bins - as much as you can store
100-1000 packs of matches
100-1000 bics lighters
100 packs of 100 count tealights-avail at dollar stores also parafin free hehe
chai teas, various teas
"crank" flashlights (ebay) $2-$7 dont require batteries
incense
books
fishing line or gun
be able trap bunnies or frogs in case of societal discord poor things lolz

this should keep you going for about many many weeks if you can double or triple the counts
also good if your a survivalist and can think of other things as well
the flour alone should keep you alive :)
also much of what I have posted can be bartered and believe me when somebody is sitting alone in the dark for 5 days they will trade a weeks worth of food for a few candles, imagine if you stocked up on bic lighters what that would go for or stocked 1000 crank flashlights

if there is a disaster you will be hungry and scared, best to isolate oneself and meditate with incense and candles and a piece of chocolate rather than go out looting because under martial law anybody can be shot dead for looting

I dont forsee anything happening but would like my disciples to be prepared
blessings blogbuddies

- Shaun A. Delage

panty teen

I have started to prepare for vancouver in a week, I am going to catsit for two weeks, kinda kewl I turn 30 in april although peeps still mistake me for a 17 year old even with my glasses on

I have started to use this soap the nag champa soap along with the incense oh my god enlightenment !

I was sad the day sai Baba died and almost everyone in the west vilified him as being a molester and whatever saying that he rubbed his oil on kids balls etc lol kinda gross to hear but you cant believe everything you hear especially when it comes to spiritual leaders

And I am not discriminatory against the catholic church either, I believe it does some good and there are genuine enlightened beings belonging to the faith

When a person becomes enlightened they are immediately vilified and made out to be a sex crime, and I have experienced this, from an age of 14

So I know the path of spiritual leaders, and rightfully so, I can call myself the leader of the church of techno imperialis no just kidding hehe but I do call myself rev. dr. on all official documents and this is afforded to me thanks to the Universal Life Church, which ordains anybody and for life and without cost

So I don’t need to sit here and brag about my masters degree I worked hard to get or the doctorate in divinity and maybe some people may look at me, in my chav clothes speaking urban talk and wonder how the hell is that guy a doctor lolz

Oh well fuck all the Nazis that’s what I have to say

I don’t need to explain myself, I mean I have almost 4 years of one page discourses averaging 267 days a year of teachings so my doctorate and degrees are not in question really only peoples ignorance

We have entered the time of the aries, a time of upheaval, renewal and mating oh glorious mating haha

I will be somewhat nomadic and that is the case for 2012, almost hard to find a boyfriend that doesn’t glorify sex and almost hard to find a stable and serene environment to do my meditation but I am trying

I dream of the possibilities when I finish the novels completely and have them published, it will mean superstardom on the level of JK rowling, world cruises, a bank account of 190 million kinda silly to dream of all this with two simple word documents with 200-300 pages each but that is the nature of the world and enlightenment

I will become a fully enlightened and liberated being

And I thank those that have shown me kindness, compassion, sincerity, love, happiness, and ascension

I almost cry saying this but its true, only qualities that matter to a fully evolved being

Blessings blogbuddies

     Shaun A. Delage

dog pelt

I am beginning to feel the worlds energies opening up to me, given my last living situation was pretty stressful but funny thing is, I could have changed it if I wanted too, I must have been a masochist to live there haha

Now I am with one of my best friends, we talked about it and although I struggle and want to find love I cant help but treat him like I would a boyfriend…we talked things through and I know sex is a strong pivotal key in his life and I don’t hold that against him, at least I am in a safe and comfortable forest nook

But I cant help but wonder of the world opening up to me

It is pretty taxing to see the world abnormally as a nocturnal person and this is what I struggle with the most, almost like a curse to walk the night. I feel with the right person I could shine and fly

The novels are near completion – there is almost nothing else I can do to them without going insane haha the art movement is retired and second life just banned my account for 7 days for featuring obama, Monroe, and Warhol in my tags – so fuck em, Nazis

I will not put a cent into the virtual world now

Editing the novels seems beyond me at the moment with the guy I approached to edit has quoted me $3600 – I don’t think I have ever had thirty six hundred ever in my life lol

So I just continue to refine them and I know they are bestsellers – part of me has wished I would find somebody that believes in me, that has a few hours in their day to read them and tell me what they they think of them or what I need to improve on –but funny to be an aries NOTHING needs improvement lolz

My 30^th bday is approaching in a few days – I am excited but I cant help but ponder breaking free from an abusive living situation and being around people that aren’t constantly programming me with their life. Luckily I had my good bestie friend I am staying with that was able to help me become more assertive and told me that I was not being treated right

And rightfully so, I was with an energy vampire.

It is almost strange to not have somebody constantly feeding off you energy wise, because I hold great spiritual power, funny though to her, my celestial power didn’t matter very much…only how much energy she could sap from me.

Things like my manifesto, my blog, my novels, my art were a nono in her mind so I didn’t even go there

Now the world is beginning to open up to me finally

It almost felt like a prison sentence but most of it was personally induced

Anyways

Gonna go plug away at my novel

Catch ya later blogbuddies

       Shaun A. Delage

champa pa

What a painful few days it has been ascension wise, leaving the comforts of a material paradise that offered me little growth or focus

I have moved from home and most of the time my discourses aren’t so personal more universal but I am pained by being abused by own mother at age 30

Truth is abuse has never escaped my life just mixed in with material rewards or whatever

It is tough to wind down and almost expecting the experiences which have been plaguing me for years

This is the realm of monarch slavery and one which many don’t get to escape, their own fears leave them behind stuck in a rut so to speak

It is no secret that right now in this time and age it is not time to make mistakes, or go on new adventures or make new decisions or impulsive choices

Now I am basking in natures beauty, surrounded by old growth forest, made friends with a robyn and a calico cat that just adores me, not to mention a striking baby faced man that has come to my rescue

I am not a victim but I am vulnerable given what has happened to me…part of me was left at wits end living at home with a mother that believes I committed incest against my own sister…who could live under the same roof as somebody that thought that

Not that but I had to live with constant nattering, nagging, and chattering

I am very quiet and put up with it but I was at my wits end, not to mention somebody living with you with exact opposite qualities such as vanity, materialism, anger, suspicion, drama

Fuck I was never able to focus much longer than 20 minutes. Thankfully I am opposite schedule than everyone else (I follow the moon) so that offered some peace and contemplation in the early hours

What I didn’t get is the seething anger and drama that spilled out of her lips almost within seconds of her waking, a time when I am most at risk to the vulnerabilities of schizophrenia.

What did it the end was the fact that I was living with a  lunatic, sort of the title they afford people like me, but in my opinion it is the undiagnosed ones that have the most battiness in my opinion

While I was there venting my frustrations into my art and my books I have accomplished quite a bit.

Now I am with a man that is serene, loving, kind, happy, content and beautiful

Part of me wants to throw it all away based on my fears of love and intimacy to become a monk

Me personally a teenage hood of sexwork has left me defeated, literally freaked out and scared of intimacy – much better to swear off that which pains us most I feel

We met by fluke online and now here I am quite a few months later after a failed attempt at moving in every belonging I have and now the 2^nd attempt at living here- it is almost unbelievable the amount I am almost expecting to be talked to death or told my distinctions and titles don’t mean anything

Most youth 20-35 are living with their parents through this time, so I know I am not an oddity, almost forced there out of finances and coming back to security in the nest but this leaves the past wide open and it also allows the parental nature to come to effect to tiring ends and some are giving up

I thank divine nature for introducing me to my man, we are technically roomies but I adore him and his way of life. I am due to go catsitting in a week for my bday (the big 30) hehe yet I still don’t act or look mature so oh well minus the one or two white hairs I am getting haha an old boi

So some of us like the future to be told to us, and others make rash decisions that take guts

And who do you trust, well you can trust your inner voice, and that of divine nature to guide you to your next learning lesson….it has been painful going through the emotions I have by my own birth mother accusing me of flipping some switch on her laptop and not believing me, accusing me of eating most of her jam when I had a litre full in my cupboard, when I told her “mom I cant live in an environment where your constantly yelling and swearing all the time” she said “why don’t you go fucking move out”

These are words that are not based in love or compassion, somebody believing that I am an incestor or whatever lol and the cause of a breakup and just some criminal that needs to be watched is not an environment that adheres to what I am looking for, to be surrounded by kind, compassionate, loving, sincere, happy, serene, loving beings.

I am being in the moment about things, loving my forest cabin away from it all…

That is what life is about, but the steps can be exhausting

Take care blogbuddies

     Shaun A. Delage

current status psychic reading

hi i just purchased a reading from you


my name is Shaun A. Delage




my questions


1) I want to know about the kagyu mediation hermitage - whether I will be accepted as a monk.


2) i would like to know about when I will die, how, and if it is preventable


3) I would like to know about 2012 if there is a total systemic collapse so that I may begin to prepare...I only see a shift of rule of sorts to a more tribal or regional governance but I wonder if I should stock up on things like tea lights matches food and whatever


thank you


I know these are pivotal questions but I thank you sincerely for your divine instruction


shaun


Hi Shaun, I hope I will be helpful, I am going to work through your questions starting with the last. I feel totally that there will be a systematic collapse this year but I do not feel it will last more than a few a weeks, I have myself stockpiled candles, wooden matches, drygoods, bottled water etc.. I hope I am wrong in this aspect. Sorry Shaun but your body will eventually die, I cannot predict how this will happen. but your soul cannot die and will move on to a new beginning. The hermitage foundation you speak of is a learning facility essentially. Although new solid members are occasionally accepted. Their criteria for acceptance is solid and unbending but with perserverance I can see you being an accepted member of their community. Life as a monk can be very fulfilling but also frustrating. Please consider all options before continueing (The diffrent script means nothing other than I have a new computer and cannot figure how to change it back) Back to your last question, I forsee at least government upheaval, social turmoil, claustrophic natural events, fear mongering, lack of medical care worldwide etc.. But only short lived before the feared new world order whatever that consists of comes into effect. (we will have no say in the matter)

Good luck and God Bless,

T. 

noodle talk

to walk the path of enlightenment or to not 

The path of letting go is the toughtest in 2012, saying goodbye to the comforts and protections of the home life. I have decided for my own sanity to say goodbye to being with my mother through 2012

For the life of me, I cant live in a situation which harbours my intellectual faculty and my spiritual life

I am kinda preparing for monastic life at this point but it is hard to say where divinity will lead me next

If it means moving to Vancouver to be in a shared living situation than so be it….if it means living here in isolation than so be it…but I see some rewards to being in isolation in the middle of nowhere

I am at a level spiritually where it doesn’t matter anymore I have been at my wits end being with a mother that constantly natters my face off over every detail of her life.

I am prepared to take on the spiritual existence and the forest existence to achieve enlightenment

So I am sooooooooooo drunk so I will leave the discourse as is, and move on to editing my book and making mr. noodles lol but the point of my talk is we need people that are attached to the system to get to the place we need, I am thankful to divinity for affording me my income that enables me to be out of touch with reality

Peace brohams and brodettes

-Shaun A. Delage

piece by peace

My life lately has been a sad evolution, after living with my mother for almost 4 years after a breakup of 9 years I have decided to leave home and move to a lake beside Victoria named Shawnigan lake hehe named after meh.

Evolution and change it seems are very hard to do, somebody told me after venting some frustrations of living with family –you can move, were all given the same chance in life.

Sadly because of finances and such I felt trapped. Most youth these days are living at home as well and the ones that are not are living in a painful plethora and confusing array of slavery, social obligations and servicing debt

While I view moving in with a trusted and amazing friend a beautiful miracle, that I am permitted to live a rural existence, I am pained by my last attempt to move to the lake, I wanted out but when I got here the isolation and everything got to me

While I also identify as being non sexual with a partner it is easier to say hey bud lets just be roomies hehe

I am rather defeated by love it seems, not being able to identify into a sexual role per se but a technological sexuality

My life it seems must go through stages of letting go for me to move onto enlightenment

My end goals are a Buddhist hermitage on Denman island at the moment and it is a glorious miracle as well that I am able to handle money even as a monk, the kagyu lineage is not particularily conservative and it is a monastery that I will be working to build from the ground up- they have a yurt for meditations an RV and some cabin style accommodations

It has been my focus to ordain as a Buddhist monk since taking two 10 day retreats in the Vipassana meditation centres and while those doors are shut to me there is the ability to possibly ordain in an ancient tibetian lineage rather than the conservative thai therevada lineage

I would have to save up money to go to Nepal to be ordained but would eventually come back as a full fledged Buddhist monk and this remains my focus and my goal

While Buddhism is a rather odd faith to believe in, it is also rather reclusive and  offers things like shaving hair, celibacy, no eating after noon etc which to the common laity seems a bit of an extreme measure but one many nuns, monks and llamas undertake

It has been painful the past couple days almost severing ties to my old life and welcoming and adapting to change, this was my greatest fear- 2012 seems to be a time of not undertaking grave adventures or making undue risks but maybe this is the propaganda at work who knows, just sit back and watch the world go by because it is going to end haha

What I find most appealing about monastic living is being around beings of my own kind, evolved, smart, happy, compassionate, sincere, sensitive old souls striving for enlightenment and it is a life long commitment

The lord Buddha instituted the monastic order to alleviate the suffering of the householding life.

While I also identify with being a lay hermit it seems that this hermitage would fit considering I would have a lifelong income afforded to me due to my illness but I understand it would be a lot for the monastery to take on, a medicated insomniac schizophrenic gay guy but monks and nuns are never perfect

Mostly nobody sees any shreds of mental illness in me, thanks to my medication I am on and it is prevalent in times of stress

It is very terrifying to make rash choices in life and deal with the outcome

But I believe I am being protected and guided by forces none of us can understand

My life was an internal prison structure and I need an evolved step to bring me to my most ultimate purpose. Life deals out choices like this

Most likely if I am refused in the denman island place I will look at moving back to Vancouver or choose to stay here in shaunigan lake hehe

Hold onto enlightenment, it acts swift

    Shaun A. Delage

Interdimensional transport 3.0

Interdimensional travel

Astral travel

First I met a marmot as my next animal guide and it took me to the outskirts of town where I boarded an triple accordion bus/transport device-all relative your own perception of course, I had a bike and it drove me 100 miles out of town and a cab driver refused me so I finally did get to the casino I had a tray on me and a bag, the tray had random stuff in it maps schedules wallet keys just random stuff so I said fine I’ll just carry the tray through the casino you bitch and there was a cheeseburger place and an asian restaurant but I didn’t go there because there was some plants I couldn’t really understand.

Next the marmot took me to a school. A person with Chinese money had it all rolled up we were all sitting around having a meeting at the beach and a lady came by and asked is Shaun Delage here and I waved like 3 or 4 times and shouted “I am here” I waved I jumped and she didn’t see me apparently I won a C. D. or something.

Then I walked into a large mall connected to an airport there was massive amounts of stores, schools, hotels and was looking for my bearings, I did find a few things to buy but everything was free there was signs everywhere. Bag of sandwiches, muffins, treats and walked up to a desk with tarot cards on it and bags of clams, I was looking for secrets. They didn’t help me along mainly…I was due to fly back to Vancouver in a school and airport.

Next the marmot took me with a family and a guy worked for a cruiseship and he wanted me to defraud like $900,000 from the ship, we were staying in an old apartment I called 9-11 and was on hold and the family came home and they said where are you going, I said oh around the block to the store to get a few things, my only thoughts were that I would hit the $900,000 jackpot on a ships casino.

Next I walked on this strange path with people and I was shooting and the gun wouldn’t go off so I was forced to beat of mercenaries to no avail and they forced me to work in a diamond mine there was a diamond party there was a naked guy there dancing and crystalline structure almost like an ice hotel.

Okay well, we do I start, wandering around a city, I ended up going into a mall under armed guard and ended up wandering through the malls and seeing guidos and gangsters and a guy named Mr. Red. Had attendants and servants and apparently Mr Red. Had never had a gay experience. Anyways I kinda finagled my way away from him cause he was so dangerous, I ran through the mall and through the streets, but I arrived at a ritzy ritzy hotel and I asked for a room and the woman was like ‘excuse me- this place is for very rich people’ I said “fuck after your done with me your going to be working at a best western” so I booked a room for ten nights and put a $5000 credit on the room  and put the credit card down which Read: MR. Red.

Before I went to the hotel I walked by the mcdonalds which only had one arch, I was trying to hail a cab and all these detectives starting pulling up and I put a piece of string in my mouth and the cops were like “What the fuck, that guys floating” and I flew at superspeed into another end of town

Then I was on a skytrain type thing this girl was trying to get $5 from me and I say no I have to leave sorry and she walked away and started praying and I looked at my ticket was 1920’s type paper it was superspeed and they had guards there checking tickets.

Next the marmot took me to an old apartment and new gay guys were living there and I spilled coffee all over their furniture and electronics, apparent I took this advanced drug and it made my eyes and mouth twitch I was sitting in a corner of a hotel collecting my consciousness and a warden came up and said I was trespassing I just started to cry and said please not now, the gay guys were after me, coffee water cords a mess, and the guy even kissed me lol

Two tidal waves in this store that cooks for you beef, like a tsunami and I went to go look for a guy that I was with who I was eyeing in the store and he was gone I could see another tsunami so I climbed in the attic of structure and when I climbed up I was trying to help this lady who couldn’t step up because her feet were not like mine.

Next the marmot took me on a large dimensional cruise ship, when I first boarded I had difficulties adjusting so she gave me 3 pills this old beehive broad manning a counter the ship came to a halt near the side of thieves lake that was swimming through the water and lake and people were dancing and I ended up wanting to explore the ship more. I got called away back to reality it was expansive this ship I ran into a security guy that started hiding my stuff so I escaped with my bike and that is all I had on me I knew I had the ship tickets so I walked through massive corridors of ship to shore walkways

As I was embarking this lady at the start made me a drink in a jar with what I thought I was drinking out of a mason jar but turned out to be a robinson jar and it had dust on the top and pie crust lol

Well I was staying in a group situation on the cruise ship and wandered away trying to find my way back a guy said oh that’s 7 miles that way trying to find my way back to the hotel in a busy city and a security guard stopped me and treated me suspiciously and wanted me to go with him and I said that is lame I want to see more of the city and he took out a penis and started masturbating and when people gathered he revealed it was a fake penis and laughed about it

Walking to a ritzy section and girls left their stuff around and I looked on and there was a video camera and I walked past a flash grenade canon and I was looking for a hotel and I came across a male stripper review. I had some beachrocks in my hand and he said your on this hallway you took those beach rocks

Then I was stranded and destitute in a small town and  walked past 3 transvestites selling themselves at a bus stop and had a transsexual female to male that was interested in me, but not in that way just as friends and I was playing with my ghetto blaster and he made it into a hat it was pretty sweet

Trying to make it for a trolly or whatever and me in this girl were biking up hill and downhill and we stopped and a girl fell into the water under a house and I looked at her and this girl looked at me and we both agreed she had been dead along time, kinda that I am not going to touch that lol and her mother walked by and I said your daughter, she drowned the mother hopped in the water and revived her

And adult woman

I was on the second floor hotel A mime came out of the closet and a mouse they ran and a guy on the porch put about 30 earthworms down on the porch and I fell down 40 levels into the basement I was in an abusive situation with some brother kids, I was young too and we ran away after some fighting with the parents and I ran away with the two guys into a train station the leopard they were holding licked me and its breath smelled like vanilla and ceder then an advertisement blared in visually that people go to the grand prix for $500 a ticket and they had people in leather PVC holding helmets.

We were running from a family of physical, sexual and psychological abuse and we were running through a field and we hopped in military transport and then to the station we passed by a guy  lighting two barrels on fire and we ran by him and they said that is the daredevil father

I was on a boat in the ocean and the driver bumped into a log and the boat started taking on water up to the drivers nose, I went into a washroom after that brutal sea journey and found myself at a washroom where they analyze ur DNA and RNA REM PSYCH etc but was also a stingy but exciting 

cruise joint.   

-This concludes my astral interdimensional analysis

untold HOLOCAUST

Chick feather

Personal enlightenment is never easy – filling the body with the spiritual reserves necessary to become enlightened is definitely a defeating process it seems since most herbs that are used for such enlightenment have all been researched, eradicated, controlled and hidden from us

Our alcohol soaked rulers are prohibiting one of the most sacred plants on earth from reaching the mouths of people that need it. But they don’t stop there, meanwhile the pawns of society have no idea what the cartels have cooked up for the elite to be basking in addictions we have never thought existed

Most people don’t understand how there could be a power hidden behind society controlling our every move, but if you look at the way in which society is structured it is not a very complex process at all

Much prison state can be received internally but as well the structure can self imprison those that don’t believe in it. Me I am just starting to prepare for my next life energy wise and also work in little ways to improve this one, on my terms. But truth is most are forced into roles of authority or subservience however you look at it, that they are so far removed from asking questions of their reality, simply too busy to take notice of the changes around them.

Here in my city, as long as the clubs stay open, the alcohol flowing and the TV stays running we have no problems. What ever happened to our more tribal or ancient purpose masked in this plethora of capitalist greed.

What the tribal Africans must be saying about the destruction of the human race

Truth is there is no way to gauge how far we are along in this apocalypse I tend to gauge the start of it all when pope john paul died and along with mother Theresa and Princess Diana

We came to an all out catastrophe in mindloads since but so many are simply trying to stay sane whatever they know how to do, so they simply occupy their minds with simple trivialities such as materialism

Just with the countless amounts of radiation spilling into our microchip is unbelievable and yes we do not live in a solar system like were made to believe with the complex hypothesis to creation being we live on one ball out of a dozen with no other life like come on, this is the best that hundreds of thousands of years of science and philosophy and religion could come up with ?

It seems the ones that are exhiled and living on very little have the most to offer, the artists, writers, sculpters, farmers, etc but the ones that have the most to lose are the ones desperately trying to hold onto a sinking ship

Mind you when internet free speech is eradicated along with conspiracy theorists my blog may be forcibly removed and the domain seized which I am unafraid of because my manifesto also provides proof of project monarch to the fullest degree and also brings forth arguments litigiously that could in effect force the government of Canada to declare itself a republic

But that is my own ego

Funny too, the whole country of the USA was formed on some hemp paper so the belief is there and technically it is provable in a court of law but nobody wants to challenge me, they simply google me (my enemies) and keep tabs on me, and most likely if I don’t have any money, I don’t have any sway and if I don’t have that I don’t have power

But that is not what I was seeking when I initially wrote the most famous Canadian manifesto if Louis Riel had a manifesto haha

I was looking to forward Canada beyond a North American super max prison system

I will move on however enlightenment wise if digitally things come to question. I will evolve, this is the nature of enlightenment

Truth is, I have many hidden things that could be brought against me too like surveillance videos etc so when the timing is right and I get a taste of wealth or whatever it could all come crashing down haha

But don’t worry about me, I have a solid defence…I only need to be able to provide a copy of the manifesto for review and everything would be dismissed on the basis that the court of law sees me as a dead person and a corporate entity

Truth is nobody knows if were all dead, if this is some purgatory of sorts

I only have remnants of the astral world which make my reality far more expansive than ever dreamed and this to me is life, and allows me to live each day wondering when I will be able to return to my astral body to be with those that have treated me to a luxurious dinner, those that have kissed, nuzzelled and loved me, those that rented a whole opera house to be with me, those that traced the injury in my wrist, those that knew the power of love outshines this restrictive ‘reality’ of sorts and those people are cared enough to connect with my soul in the unseen realms

This to me is reality, not one that is visually apparent, only hidden.

   Shaun A. Delage 

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