Virtual Ministry Archive

Interdimensional transport 3.0






Interdimensional travel
Astral travel

First I met a marmot as my next animal guide and it took me to the outskirts of town where I boarded an triple accordion bus/transport device-all relative your own perception of course, I had a bike and it drove me 100 miles out of town and a cab driver refused me so I finally did get to the casino I had a tray on me and a bag, the tray had random stuff in it maps schedules wallet keys just random stuff so I said fine I’ll just carry the tray through the casino you bitch and there was a cheeseburger place and an asian restaurant but I didn’t go there because there was some plants I couldn’t really understand.
Next the marmot took me to a school. A person with Chinese money had it all rolled up we were all sitting around having a meeting at the beach and a lady came by and asked is Shaun Delage here and I waved like 3 or 4 times and shouted “I am here” I waved I jumped and she didn’t see me apparently I won a C. D. or something.
Then I walked into a large mall connected to an airport there was massive amounts of stores, schools, hotels and was looking for my bearings, I did find a few things to buy but everything was free there was signs everywhere. Bag of sandwiches, muffins, treats and walked up to a desk with tarot cards on it and bags of clams, I was looking for secrets. They didn’t help me along mainly…I was due to fly back to Vancouver in a school and airport.
Next the marmot took me with a family and a guy worked for a cruiseship and he wanted me to defraud like $900,000 from the ship, we were staying in an old apartment I called 9-11 and was on hold and the family came home and they said where are you going, I said oh around the block to the store to get a few things, my only thoughts were that I would hit the $900,000 jackpot on a ships casino.
Next I walked on this strange path with people and I was shooting and the gun wouldn’t go off so I was forced to beat of mercenaries to no avail and they forced me to work in a diamond mine there was a diamond party there was a naked guy there dancing and crystalline structure almost like an ice hotel.
Okay well, we do I start, wandering around a city, I ended up going into a mall under armed guard and ended up wandering through the malls and seeing guidos and gangsters and a guy named Mr. Red. Had attendants and servants and apparently Mr Red. Had never had a gay experience. Anyways I kinda finagled my way away from him cause he was so dangerous, I ran through the mall and through the streets, but I arrived at a ritzy ritzy hotel and I asked for a room and the woman was like ‘excuse me- this place is for very rich people’ I said “fuck after your done with me your going to be working at a best western” so I booked a room for ten nights and put a $5000 credit on the room  and put the credit card down which Read: MR. Red.
Before I went to the hotel I walked by the mcdonalds which only had one arch, I was trying to hail a cab and all these detectives starting pulling up and I put a piece of string in my mouth and the cops were like “What the fuck, that guys floating” and I flew at superspeed into another end of town
Then I was on a skytrain type thing this girl was trying to get $5 from me and I say no I have to leave sorry and she walked away and started praying and I looked at my ticket was 1920’s type paper it was superspeed and they had guards there checking tickets.
Next the marmot took me to an old apartment and new gay guys were living there and I spilled coffee all over their furniture and electronics, apparent I took this advanced drug and it made my eyes and mouth twitch I was sitting in a corner of a hotel collecting my consciousness and a warden came up and said I was trespassing I just started to cry and said please not now, the gay guys were after me, coffee water cords a mess, and the guy even kissed me lol
Two tidal waves in this store that cooks for you beef, like a tsunami and I went to go look for a guy that I was with who I was eyeing in the store and he was gone I could see another tsunami so I climbed in the attic of structure and when I climbed up I was trying to help this lady who couldn’t step up because her feet were not like mine.
Next the marmot took me on a large dimensional cruise ship, when I first boarded I had difficulties adjusting so she gave me 3 pills this old beehive broad manning a counter the ship came to a halt near the side of thieves lake that was swimming through the water and lake and people were dancing and I ended up wanting to explore the ship more. I got called away back to reality it was expansive this ship I ran into a security guy that started hiding my stuff so I escaped with my bike and that is all I had on me I knew I had the ship tickets so I walked through massive corridors of ship to shore walkways
As I was embarking this lady at the start made me a drink in a jar with what I thought I was drinking out of a mason jar but turned out to be a robinson jar and it had dust on the top and pie crust lol
Well I was staying in a group situation on the cruise ship and wandered away trying to find my way back a guy said oh that’s 7 miles that way trying to find my way back to the hotel in a busy city and a security guard stopped me and treated me suspiciously and wanted me to go with him and I said that is lame I want to see more of the city and he took out a penis and started masturbating and when people gathered he revealed it was a fake penis and laughed about it
Walking to a ritzy section and girls left their stuff around and I looked on and there was a video camera and I walked past a flash grenade canon and I was looking for a hotel and I came across a male stripper review. I had some beachrocks in my hand and he said your on this hallway you took those beach rocks
Then I was stranded and destitute in a small town and  walked past 3 transvestites selling themselves at a bus stop and had a transsexual female to male that was interested in me, but not in that way just as friends and I was playing with my ghetto blaster and he made it into a hat it was pretty sweet
Trying to make it for a trolly or whatever and me in this girl were biking up hill and downhill and we stopped and a girl fell into the water under a house and I looked at her and this girl looked at me and we both agreed she had been dead along time, kinda that I am not going to touch that lol and her mother walked by and I said your daughter, she drowned the mother hopped in the water and revived her
And adult woman
I was on the second floor hotel A mime came out of the closet and a mouse they ran and a guy on the porch put about 30 earthworms down on the porch and I fell down 40 levels into the basement I was in an abusive situation with some brother kids, I was young too and we ran away after some fighting with the parents and I ran away with the two guys into a train station the leopard they were holding licked me and its breath smelled like vanilla and ceder then an advertisement blared in visually that people go to the grand prix for $500 a ticket and they had people in leather PVC holding helmets.
We were running from a family of physical, sexual and psychological abuse and we were running through a field and we hopped in military transport and then to the station we passed by a guy  lighting two barrels on fire and we ran by him and they said that is the daredevil father
I was on a boat in the ocean and the driver bumped into a log and the boat started taking on water up to the drivers nose, I went into a washroom after that brutal sea journey and found myself at a washroom where they analyze ur DNA and RNA REM PSYCH etc but was also a stingy but exciting 
cruise joint.   

-This concludes my astral interdimensional analysis