Virtual Ministry Archive

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Well I am glad to see the church is continuing
I have never viewed my spending years upon years offering the discourses in enlightenment and ascension mixed with a little bit of craziness as a setback or a waste of time
exactly quite the opposite
I have had countless emails telling me to keep going, me so amazing hehe
just funny to be an online personality lolz
So I am at a fence in the road, I can continue my writing or simply let go and ordain as a Buddhist monk
The monk thing has been in my life for quite some time since taking Vipassana meditation courses – I adore monastic life, what I need to discover if this includes me, right now or shall I wait till I am 40 and have exhausted every avenue in the material matrix
Tough choice
But ordaining seems like the right choice for me, spiritually – To involve myself in the most reclusive and enlightened faith on the planet
A psychic recently said I can still do well in the material world, and if I should so choose, my books will gain quite the following but she also said about the monk thing…
This is an important decision for you. You can succeed in this material world. However, you would more easily fall into a life like a Buddhist monk. You would become happier with this type of life. You would do better here as your nature makes a spiritual existence more suited to you.

 The prospect of love and the idea of becoming a world famous author and artist keep me going in this reality but none of the material world gives me any sense of satisfaction
I have searched for love countless times, almost to lose my life- this is what people sing about
The paradoxes of love so how could I search this out, I even tend to wonder about my thinking process
The world has a lot of beauty and love in it, none of which I believe I have found, only materialism, hatred and illusion-nothing I want any part in, I strive to be around those of my own kind, uber intelligence, striving for enlightenment, ascension and evolution – some peace and quiet, assisting others through suffering is my greatest need considering the magnanimity of my own suffering
I believe I would make a great Buddhist monk hehe just I would miss things like, dinner, my hair and eyebrows, orgasms, shaving pubes, voting, clothes, luxurious beds lol (I know big one haha) television, techno, the internet among a few things
It would be tough to be around a bunch of other men in robes in the middle of the furest without thinking a sexual thought haha
Part of me wants to go the route that is the toughest but I can stick it out – to achieve enlightenment and be released from being reborn into constant suffering
I have always been anti religion which is ironic because I have held the titles of Reverend and Doctor for about 9 years – I don’t pretend to know it all or want to go into spirituality for egotist pursuits
I just think the eastern cultures has nailed down the paradoxes of enlightenment in a religion to the nine while the western religions lack any level of evolution
Only lost in a sea of riddles and wafers and baptisms god give my head a shake
So for me to ordain would be a big step, one in which I have been pondering my existence as such for about a decade and I imagine myself with robes on and no hair and no eyebrows god what a hot mess but I think I would make a sexy hairless monk
It would take a lot of courage to walk away from this blog, my novels, my virtual world of second life, the prospect of love and materialism in totality but a step in life I am willing to do, because I live with very little and it almost seems like a blessing to release holding money all together
To some people religion is poison
Just imagine trying to tell your mostly catholic family you want to be a Buddhist monk haha
Blessings

Just wanted to give my blogbuddies an update

-          Shaun A. Delage


Time to say goodbye

Time to say goodbye

CAPTIVATION MANIFESTO

only one public copy will remain here on the blog

I forgive you, myself, and the world :)

time to move on hehe my 30th bday is soon

best not to have my every secret in a 90 page document lulz




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My thoughts of ordaining as a Buddhist monk are mixed, and rather human at this point, first and foremost I would like to be released from my own internal prison structure of karma and psychological operations.  Next I would like to become more versed in a reclusive and enlightened faith. Next the ideals seem to mix with that of a middle aged mandarin female which I probably was in my last life lol
I have decided to post the manifesto for public view but only have this one copy visible through the Church so in a sense my own lil gateway and portal
I am beginning to let go because frankly I think I have the qualities needed of a Buddhist monk and I see Vipassana as kindergarden for monks and I got a taste and rebelled and now I seem to be blacklisted on vipassanas rosters but that is what happens when you accuse a way centre of warcrimes lol
I have learnt from my experiences  enough to warrant me changing my life drastically....while I still seem to be caught on
 the level of a teen or whatever I just cant escape my life and I don’t want it to hit me at middle age that I have done nothing
I want to shine, and give discourses in enlightenment, train under an evolved religion and release myself from the confines of the material world and the matrix and finally make sure I don’t get born into the next vessel as another chav or whatever having to suffer
Maybe my path includes that of being able to preach enlightenment and guide others through suffering
I as well will be suffering, with no hair, nor eyebrows or dinner or snacks or coffee or for example the ability to shave my pubic hair bald lol (it is against the monastic code lolz)
I believe I have the spiritual centre needed to be a monk, living as a lay hermit for like 4 years with barely enough
I wanted so much to be a writer in the world and travel cruise ships but I think I would be a 500 pound writer in no time lol
So in april the Church of Techno may close, and I may move on, but it has been a blast regardless. I have made quite a few friends and even more enemies (lala )
I think it would be cool to be a monk, kind of ironic for me to choose a lineage that concerns itself with Buddhist conservatism haha but I think it will be good for me considering how much of an unstructured and undisciplined life has lead me and look where I am now, lol
Part of me wishes that the internet or my books or second life for example could lead me to a level of happiness. Part of me wishes I could just win a hospital lottery and sit in my lottery house smoking 420 and eating muffins ...part of me wishes by now I have found the right man, a shining prince in beautiful clothing that could say to me one day “you never have to work a day in your life”
Much of me has realized that my power and authority will not take place as a handout but rather a learning experience
That I can hold power and authority without wealth
This is the greatest epiphany to hit recently
Me personally I think I have tested all the other gods to their limits lol the lord Buddha remains the only one standing and smiling back at me
While I have had fun delving into conspiracy, MK ultra and other fascinations
I don’t believe these avenues will offer any level of enlightenment
While part of me wanted to release captivation in totality and get rid of it in my life completely
I honestly believe it can help others
I believe my place in 2012 is to be a forest monk and to retreat to a forest community where I will be accepted and respected. I could think of no other place other than birken forest monastery to live out my days
-          Shaun A. Delage 


Anigakara Shaun - April 2012


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Pondering…..pondering, well the blog is going to continue
I have decided for various reasons, 1) the political climate 2) 2012 3) the possibility of military rule 3) the current internet legislations to take my manifesto offline and out of the public view
Me personally, I believe having a copy of the manifesto for my own protection is vital but want to make steps to embrace my very long prison sentence on earth. Also I was pondering ordination as a Buddhist monk but have halted that in perception because I don’t believe I would be accepted
I don’t think you can be medicated and have insomnia as well and function as a monk
I am pondering taking a personal retreat and discussing the matter further with Venerable Ajan Sonja the abbot of birken forest monastery (furest)
We are going full force into 2012 and most likely a time of military rule so I don’t personally want to be branded a terrorist heck even your grandmother is one because she cans and jars stuff lol
The manifesto itself has served its purpose by providing me with a plot to my second novel
Has successfully allowed to set me free, if charged or accused of anything I have a pretty solid defence
Karmically I don’t want to expend any energy placing the names on the manifesto in the public eye any longer I will cut and paste the contents to one of the first posts for my own protection
Which is why I felt the need to continue on with this blog of universal theory
This blog is vastly superior to a rant or manifesto
It allows me to use my religious titles appropriately
How beautiful it is to evolve
I forgive you, all, and myself most of all.
-Shaun A. Delage


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Trying to explain myself offline proves challenging attempting to explain in a simple sentence or two what exactly this virtual ministry entails
It just exists, there are no rings to kiss, or blood and body of Christ to input into your being, there are no mantras to recite, songs to sing, or prayers to be had, there is no physical building
Take it or leave it, but most come back because I offer an isolationist and enlightened theory to existence and I do take great pride in being the leader of the church of techno, and nobody could compare but who would want to completely understand
To millennium warriors I am accepted and honoured
To matrix warriors
Hippies
Ravers
Wiccans
Cybergoth
Hackers
Conspiracy theorists
Lefties
Furries
I have a valid existence. To hybrids, or the people hopelessly involved with the system and its rules or confines I have no place in society…to them, I am hunted and can possibly bring about the destruction of my own country and in effect place myself as its leader. But that’s just my ego haha because who wants to follow the instructions of some cruel hybrids when you can follow enlightened theory by somebody ordained into universalism and self ordained into matrix techno universalism
My credentials are simply legalities – I don’t really use them much, much like a grad certificate you work for ¼ of your life and realize it was all a waste in the prison system we understand
But technically this matrix and the quasi structure around you is the greatest illusion at play because most people are living in a prison system and a slavery net too taken by their own greed to continue on looking for answers or discovering themselves
So I make it aware to people that I resist being imprisoned and rightfully so some may argue a self induced nocturnal isolationist to achieve enlightenment may seem bizarre to some but to me it offers me my own critique of the world and many other dimensions that exist inside your brain and essentially your soul but it doesn’t stop there – these are actual physical places to visit but most aren’t willing to relay that they are able to see other worlds they simply reject the visions or work to disregard them all together many sadly are not ordained with the sight I am discovering and this is sad, because they are unable to perceive suffering or things like dimensional travel objectively
When you begin to say no I am not the sick medicated one, society is what should be medicated
For an attempt to quantify my virtual ministry to a common individual seems tiring because the person always wonders what test or what you have to prove to relay your worth what you need to project to the world, when they find out anybody can be ordained and for life without cost, no cassock to wear they get suspicious
But don’t worry in one of my relapses I wore full on tibetian robes and kept my hair and skater shoes haha so if that helps lolz
The liberal government here relayed that if elected they would legalize marijuana in entirety
We have the extreme whacko right wingers running the show right now.
Declaration of the captivation manifesto places me as this countries supreme leader and formerly ends the institution of Canada as we know it.
But ….I am in a goofy mood lolz
So I will just share my dimensional travel and leave it at that
Take care blogbuddies
I ask my guide to show me the way and what I get is a nice tabby
First I pressed my teeth together and chipped about 3 off with brain tissue in them, so imagine my horror trying to call a dentist in the astral world lol people would just shout and point and snarl but I didn’t care. Because my animal took me to my next vision, I was in a mall and came up to some ruffians or hoolighans who shouted “fag” to somebody else – so I walked up and said I am a fag and I resent what you said you shouldn’t vocalize your hatred ..at that point two girls he was with got up and walked away haha so I took my leave and wandered the dimensional mall – I missed the cushy dimensional spaceship bus that brought me to there so I walked to the back of the mall and came across a seedy area all fenced off with drug heads and vagrants everywhere kinda a nasty part of town to say the least – I came across a heroin addict and she said you’re not passing here and I said listen I don’t want any trouble I am just here to explore. Heres ten bucks for you so I can pass and all I have is fifteen so if you let me I will be greatful, here, ten for you and five for me…maybe I will find a joint who knows and she laughed and said fine and she waved me through so I walked into a building and came across a weird group with my ex the cybergypsy arts weirdo it was a yogi meditation group there was leaders and they were eating this weird rice with entrails and they were a terrorist factional cult I wanted to discover exactly what they were doing but they were going to public areas dressed in militia gear eating this stuff and contorting their body pretty insane anyways I burst into this room, kinda snuck in and I saw them all sitting there and wanted to join them they said you cant be here its against protocol my ex was sitting there with the didjeridoo I gave him for his bday smiling anyways I walked out then turned around and walked back in and produced the largest and most impressive quartz crystal ever seen and made an offering to the people leading the teaching and walked out anyways I went to the mall sections and walked for ages past all kinds of stores and went to a ritzy ten star hotel and paid for two weeks for my room and then went to get my luggage that a kind Punjabi girl was guarding and the gypsy cult went and ripped my luggage from here and took about $90,000 in cash I had on me so I went back to the hotel to try and get a refund and the guy said we don’t give refunds to protect our clients but your still welcome to stay for the two weeks and we both laughed. I searched vast hallways of this mall that is west edmonton mall or mall of America on steroids and asked people where the airport was (apparently attached to the mall) I walked to an info booth and asked where the aiport was and she said “hun we covered it on the reality show broadcast last week” cackling so I walked away from those bitches and went out of the mall which had no expansive parking lot and found a bunch of rocks in the bay near the ocean and I asked a girl quietly where the airport was and she pointed past a mountain and I said holy I will be at this for awhile then haha thankfully I was rescued by my power animal who took me to a ritzy condo and this teenage stud left a notepad of an elephant and a visual MP3 player so I was scanning tidbits of his life, pics, some naughty and he had a skater look he was hot I was wondering where he was I walked out of the street and was stopped by a detective who asked me to take out my wallet which was stuffed with about one quarter million dollars at the time and he said you have to come with me so I went with him to a busy room anyways I said are you a real detective show me a picture ID and a badge and he produced this huge cardboard paper sign that resembles some sort of identification but I said dude is that thing real and he said yes anyways I asked this nerdy looking broad manning a counter is this guy a police officer and she said yeah now get away from me so I was put into this seedy motel room but it was overlooking an industrial section of town and big nasty straight men gathered on both sides in lumberjack shirts so I was going to die of thirst when I was offered a cup of a metallic gelatin which I poured onto the floor in a few huge slops
Thankfully the tabby helped me find my way back to earth in 2012
-          Revz it up – Shaun A. Delage
THANKS EVERYONE WE JUST MADE IT TO 13,000+ discourses read :0


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People assume wifi has just been invented or that cavemen walked around in loin cloths this is the illusion of the society we live in, that all events are presumably the work of black magic
This media empire that I have challenged to publish my already published manifestos and it is no secret that every single calculation and every word you enter – every document created then deleted or kept has been stored on a massive multiplayer virtual online game
This would make this illusion the most heavily contrived fascination but what if most of your inhabitants lacked qualities such as kindness, compassion, happiness, sincerity, loving nature, humorous nature, The ability to explore, adapt, ascend, evolve and materialize and actualize your own future
Sadly we live in a world where we have all gone to the depths of hell and back and for most of us there is no escape from our internal prisons but there is hope to ascend well into 2013 and beyond and who will society come to for help when there is no hybrids to run the show?
They will come to people like you, and me, and your friends that exude these qualities…people will learn to explore your own happiest qualities in present in the moment scenario
And nobody is guaranteed survival in the game that ultimately is the survival of the fittest
Or at least until the time travel fund comes to retrieve you…because ten years ago you put down $10 because the belief is that in 100,000,000 years that money would be so astronomical and universal that they would have to send dimensional agents to retrieve your nature
Never mind that the world is illusion, this reality as you call it is illusion to the fullest degree. One with things like sickness and pain and torture leading this massive encampment we call reality
When avenues such as blood ritual, incest, hazing and sex/black magic are being done in secret to further the scope and scape of reality one begs to understand the true causality of suffering to the fullest realms possible, not only because one is suffering presently but because one has suffered and many have suffered, many are suffering this very moment in their realities
If you look at a singular consciousness perhaps as a galaxy of sorts you begin to innerstand the quality of divinity and maybe it is wrong to call oneself divine amidst a plethora of hybrids or whatever but when you begin to say I have divine energy and nature there seems to be an all out attack not only this but the aura you broadcast is illuminating metallurgical and glowing so naturally when you shine a light into a very dark cavern all the weirdest creatures and things will scurry towards the light because it is so impressive, they lack what you are rich of
 The reality it seems would be one of billions operating this very moment but that is just simple conspiracy nutter stuff to the common newb
So billions of other selves and many books written on the subject but if one does not explore the vagueness of the world how will they ever know otherwise
Seems to address reality in any shape or form is even a thoughtcrime, time for us to think like a wild tiger from now on and say what the fuck you all are messed up I am gonna go chill on this rock
And people do say riddles like that to me they will point out things from drilling concrete to installing stone slabs or point directly at the beer label that says rock and make a comment about mortar so anybody knows a common freemason is a stone mason evolved not only this because they came up with building technology to ascend and descend at will so who are the true avatars in this galaxy
Perhaps we will never know for sure
Perhaps they are all being brought to court for war crimes violations lol we will see what the future holds.
-          Shaun A. Delage



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Riding the 2012 wave seems to be perplexing
In the moment universalism takes hold over an earthbound body of the flesh and what is life but a trauma state and an apocalypse state
Many people don’t understand what it is like to live through fascism or a corporate structure and here we have it
It is all around us, this corporate Masonic fascist dictatorship
Many involved in universalism don’t understand completely how ensnared they are by the system and much of this is quite silly in comparison to the rest of the world
Me I tend to look at my own history to judge the future so I remain antisocial, chill and pretty to myself
What calms me personally is meditation and other avenues that help release some of the negativity
Other times it is my dimensional travel that in a sense cures my waking state and helps me to believe I have a vehicle to travel in other than in this reality we all are imprisoned by
To be out of touch with reality is brutal because most just think about their work from 9-5 and Monday to Friday then look forward to the weekend
What if every day was a weekend for you lol
This is my life, tend to have about 14 or so hours to fill in my day so I tend to work on my books quite a bit and then do reading catch up on business in second life.
TV and meditation occupies the rest of my time
I look back and think how lucky I am to be on government assistance because when I first came on it they refused me twice to even advocate on my behalf
Later on after a few more hospitalizations They finally said “we will advocate on your behalf”
Perhaps they just wanted me out of their hair since I hated being incarcerated and confined under the auspices of the mental health act
The hospital that opened this door for me, I broke their front window of the hospital,  set fire to my papers (from the white house) on my bed and flooded my room and ran outside barefoot
I was locked up further under code red and finally after a few more weeks of the hospitalization they said we will do everything in our power to help you shaun
And maybe that is what most people need, but we live in such a restrictive society that you need to have various doctors certify you and fill out an almost 30 page form then they accept or deny you
Thankfully I was accepted so this will mean permanent disability for life
I look back on my past and wonder about my manifesto, perhaps if it is a carefully contrived illusion or embellishment ....
Maybe to some people it can be misconstrued as lies or whatever but I have always worked within the realms of the truth, while my own being just tells me heck your not a monarch slave in MK ultra you were just a common street prostitute or classified escort
But the people I met in the process, the violence incurred and the trauma that happened not only make me a trauma abuse asset but also a monarch slave because essentially I have been programmed by some very elite people to do my work
Perhaps a sleeper monarch who knows
Most of the days (trickle on by) and nothing happens then one day I will meet somebody then they will talk in riddles or do a weird handshake and I almost have to remind myself of my own opposition to the trauma state
Life is perplexing yes, but when you view yourself as the only one that resists there is various philosophical arguments to be had
I have never wanted to use this blog as a  method to bash people or whatever
I have always wanted to have an air of enlightenment and get the story told of monarch slavery because it is the leading avenue of trauma in the west and one we adore to the fullest realms possible
Not a very illustrious position to hold however
So where does my future rest ?
That is up to divinity.
-Shaun A. Delage