Fried Lettuce

We’re taught, actually engrained into our psyche’s that everything happens in an instant. Instant gratification, instant purchase, instant download, instant showtime, instant pleasure, instant instant lol if you want to see real results in your life, which some very successful people know, is to work on something for years upon years, like a book, or honing your art skills, or meditating your reality.

Truth is, there is a maddening amount of information out there, and I mean all aspects of every scenario, and you have viewpoints and opinions of people from all walks of life on conspiracies and the esoteric.

I want to write that everything will be okay, but deep down in the back of my mind I know that everything is not okay. There is just a mind numbing amount of illusion out there, and there is a vast conspiracy over our minds playing out, in a sense this hidden world plays with your mind, feeding you gore and horror and shapes it in the form of alien looking people on the news telling you what to think and believe. I know from my research that if people were to embark on a decade long quest (even online) to find answers to this reality it would take eons. Just the amount of information out there is just completely nutz.

One reason why I became a spiritual leader, is so that I could embark on my own path of redemption and solitude and show others that there is a world that is yours and it rests with the mind. This war on the mind is so vastly complex that nobody has been able to collect a shred of evidence of its existence. But only when you live with nature, in the forest and are able to live in solitude and quietly shape your own awareness and not be tempted with millions of TV shows and endless pages of the newspapers can you fully come to terms with the fact that our world is a pretty damn complex illusion.

But….we are gifted, we are more intelligent than the matrix makes us believe.

Only when you begin to actually find the answers yourself and experience them in this waking reality will you ever discover the true answers. Quite some many billions are living out there lives in complete and factual illusion. And it’s true that our spiritual guides pick up on this and only the most intelligent complex old souls are regarded as wise but also given spiritual guides that are wise, if not wiser than the person they are protecting. So many new souls in this prison planet and so many will never discover the facts that this is all an illusion. But, to make it, and live out your time here you must be comfortable with living in the said illusion and work with it as much as possible to achieve your enlightenment.

If faced with the prospect of coming back another round to learn it all again, eat delish foods, experience money and life and love or ascending to a realm of pure energy, love and beauty…sadly most choose to return to this place, or one of countless dimensions like it happening concurrently.

The path of the spiritual leader isn’t easy, either you're ripping people off, or feeding them illusion, or you have gone through untold amounts of trauma and adversity and have lived through it enough to be able to lead others out of this maze, and people will call you crazy or weird because of some of the experiences you have been though... but the funny thing is, that the trauma does not just ‘go away’ every day is a constant reminder of how close you came, to the end, to the absolute end, and if you had not lived the last ten years of adult hood and died at age 16 what an unfortunate circumstance that would have been simply because you are contracted to come back and learn it all again, until you get the lessons.

I think faced with the prospect of this materialist and sense based world sadly most people aren’t enlightened enough in the astral or spiritual to understand that this place has a hold over people or we wouldn’t keep coming back. Our senses are so limited, we cannot grasp what it is like to be a gelatinous being ten dimensions over sleeping in some muck and seaweed... so we have no clue what a diverse universe is actually out there and the fact that all of us old souls have been literally kidnapped and soul trapped in this place with a bunch of new souls and hell based souls flaunting wealth in our faces while we simply revolted against the prison systems in place in our homes.

Only when you begin to look past the cheap microwave dinner, and the pain in your arm or whatever and begin to wake up and realize that cells and all you are worth $55,000,000,000 (billion)

Only in the past while have we been engrained in our minds that none of us are special, that none of us matter, and you see it in lines every where you go in public, endless cattle.

You are something VERY BEAUTIFUL. I hope you take the time to discover that in the coming years.

-Shaun A. Delage

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Where I meant to leave off on the last audio discourse was that I am not envious of people passing me by so to speak in life, just because I choose to live a slower existence than most.  I have a tremendous responsibility out here in the forest co-sharing the responsibilities of a household, and caring for small animals, making sure they are fed, and staying sane given my own history of adversity seems to be a path that I can live with.

I always wanted to be a Buddhist monk my whole life since Vipassana and truth is, I cannot become a monk given my own challenges, like medication and insomnia, but on the other hand I see it is a faith that perhaps is ever evolving but is unwilling to make changes that go against the buddhas word.

I always have a sparkle in my eye for something that I could create, in time…being the actual physical Church of Techno where people could come and live my life for a weekend and have meditation, techno, and various other things like candy bead making and crystal therapy

It would be a true godsend where people could do a retreat and just be themselves and have a rave with 3 meals a day and nocturnalism take over.

It is funny how goals can change and adapt in life. People with any ounce of education that have spoken with me on a therapeutic level didn’t really get me as a person, which is why I think I am intrinsically unique and have much to offer those in my life.

I figure unless the Buddha or the Christ is in your life in your presence personally guiding you then what else do you have left, nothing but yourself, and others.

This is why I think that in each of us is the divine, the divine energy and the divine spark, and in each of us holds another piece of the puzzle waiting to be unravelled –answers, theories, stories, knowledge, guidance, advice, and love.

I think one of the greatest pieces of advice I can give for living is to be adaptable and be comfortable with this very moment as it exists, no matter how plain it may seem. So many are wanting to change themselves by altering their diet or doing a cleanse, or whatever, when the best thing you can do is be alone and discover the answers you need, because the divine works in silence and sometimes darkness.

It is okay to be conflicted with your own life yet be so comfortable with it that you just –live.

Having a human body is troubling at times, and needs a lot of work to keep it up and stay healthy. Life is suffering all around, and loss, and if you haven’t discovered those things count yourself lucky but also in a sense start preparing yourself for the time when you do discover those things.

I can’t stress how conflicted I am with my own life and my society that I see, I see individuals with vast amounts of enlightenment and intelligence suffering yet there is a chosen few in the world that have in a sense used cheatcodes on their income to really live above and beyond and in another dimension all together.

This I am conflicted with because everyone should be able to feel nourished, and cared for, and have guidance.

This is a funny concept because a society that simply doesn’t ‘guide’ it’s citizens into new avenues or help them financially or otherwise to attain new skillsets is a pointless society. One that only cares about who can muster up the last few remaining fiat currency bills for a better existence is an illusion.

We may be in the end times, but I don’t believe it, I think essentially this dimension has many years left, but also that we have been fractalized so there is countless dimensions and persona’s to explore after this so called life.

When things like schooling or travel or delicacies are forbidden to most of the populace you know you have an illusion.

I think one has to be concerned with adaptability because you never know when things like war are going to break out or a continent could fall, or a country could take over yours.

I think many put their blind faith in mainstream religions ‘gods’ but fail to realize that you are god, for goodness sake, look at you, you are the finest replica of god there is, the magnificence of your human self, the complexity of your human body, that heals, that dreams, that explores, you are worth 55 billion dollars to today’s standards, start demanding your share of your birthright.

-Shaun A. Delage

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The world is a much more calming place out in the forest and you actually get to see things as they are, simple, intuitive nature of the natural harmonies, and this is what many work to achieve but don’t get to, simply because they live in a concrete jungle surrounded by electromagnetic rays constantly.

It was a strange thought, to move into the country and leave much of what I have been indoctrinated to enjoy back in the city, and city people vehemently prop up their structure at all costs and the other way around with country people, while city people are a bit more reliant on the system to transport them and keep them fed and sound.

When I lived in Vancouver I was shocked at how many people were visibly unhappy with their surroundings, and likewise when I moved here to the forest I was shocked at how many people actually take the time to speak to you and not treat you like a number in a lineup

I was meditating on my porch recently and discovered that the Buddha wanted his monks to become enlightened surrounded by nature as it is. Not propped up by illusion. It wouldn’t make sense for a monk to be twenty stories up in a million dollar condominium

I question the nature of god constantly only because I cannot understand myself how something could decide, ok you get to live in Vancouver Canada and be born there, you get to live in north korea you will be born there, you will be born a cow, you will be born a kitten. The knowledge of who holds the keys escapes me constantly and I question the motives of such a creature constantly.

I have thought to myself quietly that there must be a gymnasium full of gods all vying for the domain of your soul and where it should reside, it would seem a blessing to be born in such a rich country but the country is rife with secret societies, so one would think where is the blessing in that? Where you must submit yourself for hidden rituals to obtain any sort of status in the materialist paradise we reside in. and those poorer countries have never heard of things like eastern star, lions club, knights of Columbus, etc because they are propped up by militant religious factions rather than a hidden cult of people professing strange beliefs and rituals to forward the makeup of their society.

I am pretty happy lately to have obtained the highest degree in universal life church. It is quite the accomplishment, kind of ironic to be so poor that I have usually $2 to my name, and still hold the titles of doctor, reverend, Ph.D etc I have been tempted many times by a more materialist existence and have found the illusions in such and just walked the other way, I simply want it to be on my terms not on somebody else’s

I always write in the church as if my followers have read my manifesto in entirety and the people involved a pseudo movie of sorts and a cast of characters that have attempted to ensnare the very nature of my soul. I think about them at times, and where they have rested in my story of a life.

I think of how they would feel seeing me on the national news after I have won a hospital lottery that I have been entering religiously for about 8 years. Fact is to win a lottery of sorts you have to believe stronger than anybody else, and make your case energy wise, you have to meditate constantly on the winning and believe, but also I have come to understand that there may be no other way to have massive amounts of power and authority, I just don’t see myself retiring on the fact that I can put away ten dollars a month so I invest in other ways, and there is a funny concept that names are drawn from a barrel and you win 2 million so it seems a fortunate concept for me personally, you pay $100 and you have a chance to win 2 million and the odds are one in 117,000 vs one in 24 million on the national lotteries, I don’t let the odds stack up against me, like you have a 99.9999% chance to lose, because this is illusion, try telling that to somebody that has won, and you have to believe, you have to attract this wealth to you and you have to imagine yourself of what you would do if you won to bring that to you.

Manifestation itself will work with whatever karma you have to help you achieve what you attain to have, but if it doesn’t work by the time your fifty years old, at least you are carving out your next existence as a wealthy and powerful individual in your next life.

I think money itself is one of the hardest things to come by in life, because its domain is pretty dark.

It is what is being used against us and to trap us, which is why you can’t be subservient to it at all costs.

Me I have realized with the help of psychics that it is coming for me, I just have to attract it and believe, and do my work constantly not to scare it away, it would seem fortuitous for a poor rave reverend to all of a sudden have a million to his name but it is my destiny…do you know yours…this is the nature of life. To figure out your path.

-          Shaun A. Delage

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Interdimensional astral travel 4.0

Interdimensional astral travel =

In the middle of the farm with sheep one of the sheep bit of a kids tongue and there was this other part of the mansion that had these sea creatures and I got to operate the sound system and some women got super mad at me, and it was all done by a camera or something then I talked to a guy without an eye he gave me two joints and he was talking about going on a screen (his face) a massive complex this party farm

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I could fly by flapping my arms and jumping off cliffs and nobody else could going by expansive valleys and ocean front and I would cast off in a crowd of people and watch them all point to me flying like a rubber chicken !

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Saved 4 kids from abuse by their father and took guardianship over them, it was all done in an opera and told them they would never have to live a life like that again. The dad punched them right in the face and I said that is unacceptable so I called 9-11 and contacted the fire dept and told them I was willing to go to court for the kidz

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Feasting because I reported the abuse and we went on a tram and had a feast in every location. It was an awards ceremony of sorts for me and the kids.

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Travelled really far and ended up in a small town and met a family with one kid and the kid was an adult and the whole family was into the bible and jesus and we went into a big city and tried to pawn 6 or 7 gold items and two watches didn’t pass the litmus test but a few necklaces did, and we were off to Toronto with this blonde haired guy.

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I was chasing after this guy with other worldly powers and I had a steak knife on me to get him and chased him he was weird had deathly powers he could strangle people with a switch in his brain and I chased him thru the mall and he died his hair blue and finally caught him and triple cuffed him and we were celebrating then he jumped out of the building to his death.

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It seemed I could jump into the future while I was in the future my mom was going through a tough time it seemed like an alternate future where she had aids. I was in a  dingy version of her apartment and I discovered this piece of copper on me that could alter reality. I put the copper on a card and it could decorate the house with anything imaginable wallpaper, cupboards flooring furniture etc and I would take the copper off the card and it would go back to normal, same ol dingy

I was walking through the future Victoria BC a hundred years from now and I came across an old factory so I used the copper and blew into a horses mouth and it came alive and started galloping the factory people were shocked. I guess the horse died. I walked through this bioethics section and people were having sex and then I saw this hot boy and said wanna suck me and he said no I need something bigger and I used the copper and materialized a body builder with 15 inch x 15 inch and I said is this big enough haha and they went at it

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I was at a skool living in portables and shuttled from class to class people were pretty nice a huge disaster happened somebody was bbq’ing in the ground and it caused a fire over pride day lol I went to the hospital and hundreds of people were affected, code orange. I was just cold, so no injuries.

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I went to an awesome rave festival in a fancy hotel and I abandoned a cat for catsitting and I was trying to get to where she was in this old hotel and I saw a statue and I activated systems designed to protect the hotel anyways got back to my room and I used somebody elses credit card – the rave was awesome soother kids, sesame street ravers and total rubber ducky candy ravers.

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I made friends with some ravers – and ended up going and partying at their place and escaped military arrest via special ops on an island and drove on their atv to their home and the leader kid who was really friendly with me …I said how am I going to get home, the skytrains are closed and then the friendly guy said meanly fags can go their own way and I just said whatever and walked to an open atrium where there was some kids and a lady in a helicopter and I said hey can I catch a ride with you guys and she said sure and I shouted as we were taking off I said looks like fags are flying out in a copter anyways we took off and I noticed a van pull up and Vietnamese men jumped out and stabbed people with needles containing poison and I had a bunch of knives on me so I gave them to the copter people and we cut the mean men and the ravers came to help afterward and we took off in the van for the city because I was pretty weak.

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I was at a talk by a young queen elizabeth and I friended her nephews and we were smoking pot and listening to her give an xmas talk we took a break walked out to a dock and I almost slipped and we smoked more pot !!

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I went to a hotel with a guy and ended up exploring a city for awhile and went back to the hotel and got the bill for the room and it was ten times more than I expected and I was quoted 250 a night and had some cash on me the bill came to 450 a night plus tons of room service so I said I will pay you 400 now and the rest later and he said that was unacceptable so I went to my room, cleaned it of all the 420 cause I was in an American dimension and would have been put in prison and went downstairs and the police arrived and told them they were trying to stiff me and a guy said oh there is marijuana in the room and I said SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN they had my bags and stuff in a back room and they sicked this weird escort girl after me and walked out and flipped them the bird on the way out.

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Got kidnapped from a bus ride and was punched 20 times in the face having trouble walking …I would collapse while walking and was brought to a cult and hospital ward-I was going to go clean up and somebody had burnt or something on my ward. There was this figurehead the doctor elite and everyone else was under the influence of weird drugs in the food and human meat hot dogs. The food was good but was all drugged and human ick just so bizarre to be on this ward basically kidnapped and locked on a ward tucked away in the forest and could see Vancouver in the horizon and I tried to call 9-11 but didn’t have any luck people were blitzed and indoctrinated they gave us lashings (I got 30 lashings) one part this guy had a fishing hook on his mouth trying to hook it into another guys mouth and they showed a movie about how we were all kidnapped and brought to this ward. There was this restaurant before the bus then I ended up here – lame

This concludes my dimensional and astral travels for the month

Shaun A. Delage

dawg paw

It is true that most of the worlds poverty issues could be solved in an instant with the help of a faculty of divine oriented entities

If anybody has ever watched the movie – they live – you would understand that most of the people that could change the world for the most divine have literally sold their soul and are doing the work on behlf of the extra terrestrials that work to enslave us further

But not only that, there is a certain quota to fulfil as far as people crossing over to the other realms be it mostly hell realms…Much of the qualms I have are living in a greedy slave rat society where those that are slave minded are being given every opportunity to explore the world

While we don’t have many artist communes etc I think this would be an easy way for most of the poor to live effectively in a community where the food and lodging is taken care of

Many of our difficulties as well lay with marijuana being restricted from us. People would see through the programming and psyops and be able to question their reality a bit more ….

This past month has been hectic – severing ties with my mother and cousin because they treat me cruelly, turning thirty, moving homes…into an enchanted forest loft. I have essentially escaped a monarch programming scenario - I felt defeated because there was nowhere else to go
-thankfully I have met a furest prince and beautiful calico cat that adore me, it is tough to fall in love when you dont see yourself as being worthy of being loved, my past has left me with zero self confidence.

The past few days I have been working to get my virtual gallery done – all the behind the scenes work has been incredibly taxing but there is enlightenment in residual income

2x2.imagekind.com

If you want to take a look hehe

Part of my purpose for having a blog is to express myself, challenge the world and provide a safe environment for enlightenment, but it isn’t a dialog really just a simple discourse format and I get dozens of people a week that come back time and time again to read and dozens of newbies that find me through search

This blog allows me a place of a virtual ministry that doesn’t have any mantras or dialect to rehearse and rings to kiss, cassock to wear and the Church of Techno is for those that don’t have a faith either

When I am tempted by evil choice, I only have to remind myself of who I am

I am Rev. Dr. Shaun A. Delage

And nobody can take that away from me, my entitlements are for life and without cost with no nasty indoctrination to follow

And I am a good leader, The only sole leader of the Church of Techno and this is glorious

I only think back to my ordination in 2002 by Universal Life Church and I think of how cool it was to become ordained online and for life and without cost – it was a sort of novelty and as the years settled in and I began to embark on a spiritual quest – I discovered I can lead, and have the ability to relate my life so that it may aid others in their path

I am not here to cast doubt envy or anger on my enemies

I simply want them to know that they have contributed to a trauma society and give them a chance to right their ways

But I have began to move on and welcome the future

I have just ordered some postcards with my male art and inscribed the website address and I will be marketing my art movement to galleries all over the world I think I would fit well with a post modern or gay or raver or chav gallery – definitely not the more traditional galleries

I did a lot of work about a year ago to expand each piece I did to about 40x 50 inches real life size from a small JPEG so that each graphic could be printed on canvas and framed

It makes sense to market to galleries since I have a full print on demand site and about 300 pieces for sale ….when superstardom hits and the controversial aspects of my art hit the mainstream I know it will be time to shine which is why I have about 1500 pieces in my collection

All I need is one gallery and I am set

So to go the grassroots method of marketing art seems to be the funniest notion to me, I want to be discovered and marketed but part of that discovery lately is that as an artist you should enjoy the process and begin from the ground up

I am thankful that I went into graphic arts and photomanipulation over other forms of art like paintings or sculpture – my disabilities hinder my ability to do art in the more traditional methods.

My art is very chaotic but also very dimensional –some art critics have described it as stolen ripped images but I like to say it is hacked art !!

We live in such a litigious society it is unbelievable – ALL forms of creativity and expression –uniqueness- have all but been eradicated in a system that will sue you for any breach

It would actually be neat to be sued by somebody for my art lol it is the publicity I need lol that is why I laugh when people try and scare me for using ripped images from male beauty blogs

But collage is an artform and if you use only 10 percent of the image or alter it 30% it is yours and it just makes me snicker when somebody treats me brutally for my form of expression or saying ‘you call this art’?

ART=LIFE

Peace out blogbuddies

-          Shaun A. Delage

deer paw

Riding the 2012 wave seems to be perplexing

In the moment universalism takes hold over an earthbound body of the flesh and what is life but a trauma state and an apocalypse state

Many people don’t understand what it is like to live through fascism or a corporate structure and here we have it

It is all around us, this corporate Masonic fascist dictatorship

Many involved in universalism don’t understand completely how ensnared they are by the system and much of this is quite silly in comparison to the rest of the world

Me I tend to look at my own history to judge the future so I remain antisocial, chill and pretty to myself

What calms me personally is meditation and other avenues that help release some of the negativity

Other times it is my dimensional travel that in a sense cures my waking state and helps me to believe I have a vehicle to travel in other than in this reality we all are imprisoned by

To be out of touch with reality is brutal because most just think about their work from 9-5 and Monday to Friday then look forward to the weekend

What if every day was a weekend for you lol

This is my life, tend to have about 14 or so hours to fill in my day so I tend to work on my books quite a bit and then do reading catch up on business in second life.

TV and meditation occupies the rest of my time

I look back and think how lucky I am to be on government assistance because when I first came on it they refused me twice to even advocate on my behalf

Later on after a few more hospitalizations They finally said “we will advocate on your behalf”

Perhaps they just wanted me out of their hair since I hated being incarcerated and confined under the auspices of the mental health act

The hospital that opened this door for me, I broke their front window of the hospital,  set fire to my papers (from the white house) on my bed and flooded my room and ran outside barefoot

I was locked up further under code red and finally after a few more weeks of the hospitalization they said we will do everything in our power to help you shaun

And maybe that is what most people need, but we live in such a restrictive society that you need to have various doctors certify you and fill out an almost 30 page form then they accept or deny you

Thankfully I was accepted so this will mean permanent disability for life

I look back on my past and wonder about my manifesto, perhaps if it is a carefully contrived illusion or embellishment ....

Maybe to some people it can be misconstrued as lies or whatever but I have always worked within the realms of the truth, while my own being just tells me heck your not a monarch slave in MK ultra you were just a common street prostitute or classified escort

But the people I met in the process, the violence incurred and the trauma that happened not only make me a trauma abuse asset but also a monarch slave because essentially I have been programmed by some very elite people to do my work

Perhaps a sleeper monarch who knows

Most of the days (trickle on by) and nothing happens then one day I will meet somebody then they will talk in riddles or do a weird handshake and I almost have to remind myself of my own opposition to the trauma state

Life is perplexing yes, but when you view yourself as the only one that resists there is various philosophical arguments to be had

I have never wanted to use this blog as a  method to bash people or whatever

I have always wanted to have an air of enlightenment and get the story told of monarch slavery because it is the leading avenue of trauma in the west and one we adore to the fullest realms possible

Not a very illustrious position to hold however

So where does my future rest ?

That is up to divinity.

-Shaun A. Delage

MaLe ArtWeRkZ GALLEria #21