Interdimensional astral travel =
In the middle of the farm with sheep one of the sheep bit of
a kids tongue and there was this other part of the mansion that had these sea
creatures and I got to operate the sound system and some women got super mad at
me, and it was all done by a camera or something then I talked to a guy without
an eye he gave me two joints and he was talking about going on a screen (his
face) a massive complex this party farm
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I could fly by flapping my arms and jumping off cliffs and
nobody else could going by expansive valleys and ocean front and I would cast
off in a crowd of people and watch them all point to me flying like a rubber
chicken !
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Saved 4 kids from abuse by their father and took
guardianship over them, it was all done in an opera and told them they would
never have to live a life like that again. The dad punched them right in the
face and I said that is unacceptable so I called 9-11 and contacted the fire
dept and told them I was willing to go to court for the kidz
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Feasting because I reported the abuse and we went on a tram
and had a feast in every location. It was an awards ceremony of sorts for me
and the kids.
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Travelled really far and ended up in a small town and met a
family with one kid and the kid was an adult and the whole family was into the
bible and jesus and we went into a big city and tried to pawn 6 or 7 gold items
and two watches didn’t pass the litmus test but a few necklaces did, and we
were off to Toronto with this blonde haired guy.
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I was chasing after this guy with other worldly powers and I
had a steak knife on me to get him and chased him he was weird had deathly
powers he could strangle people with a switch in his brain and I chased him
thru the mall and he died his hair blue and finally caught him and triple
cuffed him and we were celebrating then he jumped out of the building to his
death.
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It seemed I could jump into the future while I was in the
future my mom was going through a tough time it seemed like an alternate future
where she had aids. I was in a dingy version
of her apartment and I discovered this piece of copper on me that could alter
reality. I put the copper on a card and it could decorate the house with
anything imaginable wallpaper, cupboards flooring furniture etc and I would
take the copper off the card and it would go back to normal, same ol dingy
I was walking through the future Victoria BC a hundred years
from now and I came across an old factory so I used the copper and blew into a
horses mouth and it came alive and started galloping the factory people were
shocked. I guess the horse died. I walked through this bioethics section and
people were having sex and then I saw this hot boy and said wanna suck me and
he said no I need something bigger and I used the copper and materialized a
body builder with 15 inch x 15 inch and I said is this big enough haha and they
went at it
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I was at a skool living in portables and shuttled from class
to class people were pretty nice a huge disaster happened somebody was bbq’ing
in the ground and it caused a fire over pride day lol I went to the hospital
and hundreds of people were affected, code orange. I was just cold, so no
injuries.
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I went to an awesome rave festival in a fancy hotel and I abandoned
a cat for catsitting and I was trying to get to where she was in this old hotel
and I saw a statue and I activated systems designed to protect the hotel
anyways got back to my room and I used somebody elses credit card – the rave
was awesome soother kids, sesame street ravers and total rubber ducky candy
ravers.
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I made friends with some ravers – and ended up going and
partying at their place and escaped military arrest via special ops on an
island and drove on their atv to their home and the leader kid who was really
friendly with me …I said how am I going to get home, the skytrains are closed
and then the friendly guy said meanly fags can go their own way and I just said
whatever and walked to an open atrium where there was some kids and a lady in a
helicopter and I said hey can I catch a ride with you guys and she said sure
and I shouted as we were taking off I said looks like fags are flying out in a
copter anyways we took off and I noticed a van pull up and Vietnamese men
jumped out and stabbed people with needles containing poison and I had a bunch
of knives on me so I gave them to the copter people and we cut the mean men and
the ravers came to help afterward and we took off in the van for the city
because I was pretty weak.
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I was at a talk by a young queen elizabeth and I friended
her nephews and we were smoking pot and listening to her give an xmas talk we
took a break walked out to a dock and I almost slipped and we smoked more pot
!!
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I went to a hotel with a guy and ended up exploring a city
for awhile and went back to the hotel and got the bill for the room and it was
ten times more than I expected and I was quoted 250 a night and had some cash
on me the bill came to 450 a night plus tons of room service so I said I will
pay you 400 now and the rest later and he said that was unacceptable so I went
to my room, cleaned it of all the 420 cause I was in an American dimension and
would have been put in prison and went downstairs and the police arrived and
told them they were trying to stiff me and a guy said oh there is marijuana in the
room and I said SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN they had my bags and stuff in a back room
and they sicked this weird escort girl after me and walked out and flipped them
the bird on the way out.
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Got kidnapped from a bus ride and was punched 20 times in
the face having trouble walking …I would collapse while walking and was brought
to a cult and hospital ward-I was going to go clean up and somebody had burnt
or something on my ward. There was this figurehead the doctor elite and
everyone else was under the influence of weird drugs in the food and human meat
hot dogs. The food was good but was all drugged and human ick just so bizarre
to be on this ward basically kidnapped and locked on a ward tucked away in the
forest and could see Vancouver in the horizon and I tried to call 9-11 but didn’t
have any luck people were blitzed and indoctrinated they gave us lashings (I
got 30 lashings) one part this guy had a fishing hook on his mouth trying to
hook it into another guys mouth and they showed a movie about how we were all
kidnapped and brought to this ward. There was this restaurant before the bus
then I ended up here – lame
This concludes my dimensional and astral travels for the
month
Shaun A. Delage
