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CaT FooD BrioChe





To constantly nourish ones soul remains the highest priority, there is so much distraction that people with any skill in meditation can sometimes skip a week or two before they get the chance to meditate.
All I have is time, I am one of the lucky few that has been able to find a calling amidst a life of seeming failure, I have embraced being a funded Buddhist lay monk, I am able to pay all my bills while having copious amounts of time at my disposal, something people that are involved in this whole apparatus lack essentially is time.
I have been taking baby steps to better my intuition because I believe it is a calling for me to be somewhat psychic or intuitive and to be genuine about it. I think many people out here on earth are naturally intuitive but fail to see the characteristics simply because they can’t guess the winning lottery numbers, and it is true that you can be obscenely intuitive with seeming strangers over your own world because if we could simply guess our own lottery numbers nobody would be working as a psychic they would be sitting on a yacht in Monaco sipping Moet.
So I have been taking baby steps and it is tough to rely solely on intuition but when I lack the confidence I simply remind myself of my history and the fact that I have had an extremely bizarre life which affords me the gift of psychic powers, the ability to tell somebody their future and whether their next steps are the right path. So I have opened a mini presence online in the virtual world of SL and in a few places online. Just taking baby steps, what it took me to get to this level is many synchronicities that play out in real life like somebody mentioning something a week prior and it plays out exactly as mentioned or I will think of a song and an hour later I will hear it on CNN of all places lol just when stuff like that adds up it really makes you question whether you have these abilities or not, and I have had precognitive dreams and such and things will automatically pop into my head twenty minutes beforehand.
So syncs…. But I also use quite some many crystals and herbs to help with that development and most psychics find out in their early thirties.
I come from a life of challenge, almost losing it beyond my control, from a life of crime and intrigue to almost taking off on a yacht around the world, meeting a twin of mine in a penthouse that tried to give me HIV, Being taunted on movie sets by satanists related to some powerful actors/aliens to being ‘involved’ with a Canadian ambassador, stuffing thousands of dollars into my pockets and staying up for sometimes weeks on end without food. I have been to hell and back literally, I know what is at stake, and it is our souls, and redemption. So when I doubt my abilities I think of these things and my path and the path of the obscure and enchantment, I think of what great powers I must have picked up along the way, now to only use them.
The simple causality that I have lived through it all and now get to live a life of fortunate circumstances lead me to believe that I have a purpose and a reason why exactly I am here rather than that of a simply anomaly.
People must get mad when they read my writing, all the brazen stuff I did, and most of it illegal, but what helped me is finding an eastern meditation technique that reversed all ignorance.
I feel lucky, lucky to be alive after all of that and yes I think about things that have happened quite a bit, I also think about how many of the multi millionaires I have met have probably died or lost it all in some way and no doubt my presence in this world has affected quite some many people from all walks of life.
Essentially the path of the Buddhist monk, too unfit to be ordained, too crazy to be in a sangha, too many disabilities to become a regular Buddhist monk so I am forced to create my own method to living, a philosophical presence that challenges belief systems and people in authority with a poetic lick.
When I wake I sit on the porch surrounded by tree’s and deer and songbirds and think to myself, wow I have made it, I am finally in my piece of heaven, the meditation has worked, now I can move to the next steps –the next levels, and my meditation will constantly change and define itself.
I give you this discourse so that it may better your day.
-Shaun A. Delage  






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Many of my readers are ‘awakened’ so to speak and rightfully so because people only gravitate towards their own kind and their own philosophy. Somebody that asks you to figure out why you are here, what are the exact reasons and charts the course of humanity through philosophy is a good friend to have.
I recently wrote my purposes in this life and it was bulleted about 5 reasons and I am happy with it, for some it may be 25 or 50 reasons and others may have difficulty answering that question.
I believe strongly that the beginning of my life was meant to be that of an anomaly and challenging and tweaking the system as it be, and then figuring out that that life wasn’t me but the knowledge that comes from understanding who exactly you are and why you are here is insurmountable.
I strongly believe that if you were meant to challenge the system and live through it enough to teach others without ending up in prison or dead is an almost unfathomable goal.
Life is a great challenge and there are so many challenges it is tough to keep up with but those who question why they are in this body and what they are doing here remain some of the wisest souls on the planet.
So many people here are under the spell of illusion and I put that definition because it is easier than saying they are tools of the devil, the spell of illusion is far reaching and every single facet of existence could be construed as illusion.
Most people don’t realize that they are here to deal with issues that must be dealt with and learned from so that you may progress to other realms, if not you have another few lives to live until you get it. We are also living in a time where nothing really is personal anymore, people share their wildest fantasies online and their deepest dreams and desires. Thankfully some of the tweaks of the system so to speak are here for your ultimate reality to be filled with ease and care.
When people awaken they don’t think of it as a life-long process they simply want to awaken in a couple weeks haha if only it were that easy.
My daughter cat pickles is chasing a shrieking mouse around the property as we speak and I am filled with compassion and remorse for the mouse, not much I can do for it, I hate this side of her, something I will never come to terms with but essentially it is her feral side she is here to live, so if I can make her life easier by giving her fresh water and a pet once and awhile and some crispy chow then that will make her existence more liveable, it’s not like I can say “don’t kill the mouse” she was never taught English, and if I take her inside she will get it as soon as she is let out. It really is sad to see a dead field mouse on the porch, it reminds me of life, and my own fate, and that of nature that is inherently unforgiving and survival of the fittest.
I think the greatest issues that people deal with are around food and animals, and people that take an obsessive extreme by not eating animals remain ignorant of true nourishment and if the animal won’t kill you perhaps it is the carbon monoxide in the air.
Eating meat is disgusting if you think about it, an animal has to die a brutal death so that you can cook its meat in a pot and eat it and live off the protein.
But there are some delicious meals that can be made like meatloaf, chicken in a cream sauce or salmon on the BBQ
So when you don’t really internalize the suffering of the animal in a sense and learn to enjoy it in its present form, you begin to understand too that some of it is cultural, and other parts of it is the need for nourishment which I think many vegetarians lack because they simply ate a bowl of roasted potatoes
I think if you view life as a constant learning experience for the mind, able to manage thought and direct your energy you are on the right path !

-Shaun A. Delage

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Chaos theory is a rule involving anything in nature. In essence, it considers all data to be in infinite correlation, no matter how random the data may seem. In economics, it refers to the fact that market fluctuations and other such economic systems all have an underpinning correlation of data. In geography, it is the belief that if a butterly flaps its wings in one end of the world, it can cause a hurricane in another. In physics, its a tad more complicated. It states all subatomic and nucleonic particles are all united under ONE force, not gravity, but a very powerful force which holds the very essence of protons, electrons and neutrons together. It branches out into every facet of our existence. Infinite correlation, no probability.
"In chaos theory, everything is related, everything is with purpose and pattern"



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To have your every wish come true, write them down on paper- (goals, hopes, dreams etc) and bury it on a full moon so it becomes, of the earth.
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Just added some new affirmations to the sound audio library file on the sidebar @ 4Shared- may the affirmations help you achieve success
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Keys to living


If you have trouble sleeping
Before you go to sleep
Repeat the following affirmation
(it will get easier as time goes on to remember)


I ask for guidance and protection in the dream and astral world
I ask for the ability to control my dreams and be able to navigate them
I ask for the ability to make choices and decisions 
and to be able to protect and defend myself from negativity and evil
I will remember all my dreams
CLEAR the mind
RELAX the mind
CHILL the mind
CALM the mind


You will then fall asleep peacefully after you have given this command to the brain and work to keep a clear mind, you will be protected in your sleep and guided rather than being led around aimlessly 

And this is a bit funny to relay but when you are performing a bodily function repeat to yourself....
"I expel all negativity" this works for any bodily function especially peeing, give yourself purpose to expel negativity with wastes, which is what they are doing anyway, it will help rid your soul of all sadness, anger, hostility, trauma, harshness etc

It is wise to treat your dream time as a spiritual path to be able to analyze dreams, and learn from them, and be aware that there is other dimensions and time concurrently happening. Keep a charged quartz or any other crystal near your bed to help protect you while you sleep and make it your guardian to wake you in case of trauma in sleep, if you are having and are involved in a nightmare in your sleep and can't end it-make an effort to shake your head in the dream world as much as possible, this will in turn shake your head in real life waking you from evil- Much to the surprise of the nasty creature making your dreamlife hell and keep orgonite close by, fill an envelope with anise or sage and put it in your pillow to protect from nightmares and hell worlds, along with a goal chart or wishes on paper (your every hope and dream, ie. what you would do if you won the lottery-a complete financial breakdown hehe) and of course....a dream catcher, some small ones on eBay are only $3 inclusive of shipping. Work hard at protecting yourself physically by wearing orgonite in the waking world or make a crystal necklace with spacer beads and welcome things like cleaning and clearing your body and aura with burning sage, very truly native style :) We sometimes spend an equal amount of time sleeping if not more than the real world waking life, we should treat sleeping as a highly spiritual process.

-Shaun A. Delage



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LeMoN HeaRT







In a sense your human body does not belong to you, it is a borrowed item, and you are lucky enough to imbue your spirit into it. Which is why you should have a kindness towards yourself, and treat yourself once and awhile, and take care not to abuse the body or put it in danger, if you decide that you want to end your life, you are basically committing murder because this body is you, but not the whole you.
Much of society frays away from the spiritual and the hidden, the only ones that really know the answers are secret societies and religions and they are pretty much too busy running the world to worry about any of us.
It is very tough to not see yourself as an individual sometimes with how our daily interactions are set up, and I believe strongly we are going towards a pseudo new world order, everything is setup for this, from a world court, to a world bank, to a world government. This new world order has the future in mind, and we are all operating on a relative time line, that cannot be messed with.
No matter how much you protest or if you wear a gas mask and throw molatov cocktails you will not stop this progression, and I don’t believe it is how the conspiracy theorists make it out to be, with deathcamps and microchips and such but it will be a softer friendly new world order, and they are trying to guide us to have a relatively enlightened nature, including capitalist theory, diversity acceptance, celebrity worship, and a free and open humanity with many rules.
I am not an advocate of the new world order, I just know when we are beat so to speak, they have satellite weaponry, sound weapons, super max prisons, courts that have no jurisdictions, torture mechanisms, drugs of all kind…I think the sooner that one starts finding their own unique place in this world the better because if you are here to revolt you have come to the wrong prison planet.
Until we get celestial help there is no way around this whole scenario, you can protest all you want but it is not going to achieve anything, they are far too powerful to succumb to submissiveness
I have also seen more illusion in the conspiracy community mind you than can be believed, people fighting with every tooth and nail to enlighten us and eradicate illusions yet they cannot grasp the idea of sexual diversity, this goes from alex jones to red ice, to freeman fly and almost –I’d say 95% of the conspiracy community holds ideals that are far from the acceptable levels of compassion and the ability to recognize gay and lesbian people as being human, we’re still seen as sub human with any conspiracy clique which makes me suspicious, if you are so ‘enlightened’ why cannot one grasp this concept in nature.
If your religion is hateful or your idols are angry or if your beliefs hurt others, there is no point in believing in such because it will just mean you have thousands more births to go through before you get it.
Many people are generally –unsure- and pretty much unsure of why they are here, what they are doing here, why they have their family, friends and life. Pretty much unsure of where they are going when this life is up, and fail to plan for such an event, this is one of the greatest travesties of modern religion is that it does not teach about reincarnation and to believe in such is a great and horrid sin, but these atomatons are the ones you see all around you returning thousands of times, and doing what they are told.
If one was taught that they must devote 25% of their waking existence to forming their next incarnation can you imagine what types of people you would encounter?
Instead people spend 75% of their time on the pyramid apparatus,
There almost is no changing this society so one must work with it and find their niche, and be able to….ADAPT !!!
Things may not be this harmonious in ten years, or twenty who knows it could be better but you have to have a strong ability to adapt to changing circumstances and be aware of when the matrix is being tweaked so to speak
I have been enlightened by the alternate news community, and I have been graced by the powers that be to live my existence and have been left in a system rather unscathed and unhurt, and for that I am eternally grateful.
I give you this discourse so that it may better your situation
-Shaun A. Delage





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You can always garner some sense of your path by your mental state, how much good qualities you possess. Qualities such as love, compassion, sincerity, kindness, affection, forgiveness, happiness, generosity, beauty, humbleness etc
I strongly believe in the power of meditation to achieve enlightenment, and if you are not shown meditation in your life, by going to a retreat or even undertaking the goal of learning through CD’s mp3’s and/or (guided courses) it is a very unfortunate thing, because it means you have good karma in your life if you are shown an ancient method of introspection.
I think the longer you devote to the mind, the better, you can work on your body your whole life but you can’t take it with you, all you take is your spirit and your soul, so anything to work on those things will forward you for eternity.
This past couple decades has been quite a massive shift in the evolution of souls, what we have is quite a few soul’s that are irreparably damaging the nature of their souls through the use of massive amounts of drugs and such with some going into absolute genius and enlightenment like ravers, and others going into vast, dark hell corridors like heroin addicts.
The notion of impermanence can be one of the greatest lessons of all time, nothing is permanent here, we are spinning through a galaxy beyond comprehension that will ultimately change over time, and none of us are given a set time on the planet, we live in an illusion of permanence sometimes with days pitter pattering by with nothing but time. But you and I will die at some point, a lesson from the changing seasons.
For anybody to understand a solid teaching that I can relay soundly proves a challenge because I have been typing away for years here with no real ability to ascertain any sort of communication except what I put out there, I hope to god I have changed somebody for the better, it is almost like an apocalypse for me at times because I don’t really live in the real world much, mostly in the virtual, but I think the greatest lesson that I can relay right now is, to make as much money as ethically possible, you don’t know where things are heading in ten or twenty years, if you dislike the price of food now, imagine what it will be like in 2024. So try your best to make sound decisions with your cash flow, however small or large. Wealth comes in many forms, from residual income to earned, to spiritual cash and karma that is bestowed on people that give to sick animals for example.
Me, I have attacked this money thing full on with very little, and I get almost no help from others, while most have family they can rely on or friends to push them forward, I have relied on myself mostly for quite some time, I still get gifts once and awhile but I feel the pain of the drug addict that has nobody to aid them in distress only themselves and the -$4 they have in their bank account.
Another reason why I see some of my meagre income going towards an array of lotteries is going to help my situation I almost live in this reality full spectrum, I have my virtual world residual income which taught me about residual income and I had the courage to start my writing, then now I am making sales on Amazon so that is pretty damn cool, more possible residual income, then the hospital lotteries drawn from a barrel, then the national lotteries for 10-50 million dollars, then the house lotteries to possibly win a house and rent it out, then the spiritual aspect of reversing my karma through good deeds done on this virtual ministry and through my art, then my contesting-which I do religiously every day. Then you have the meditation, affirmations, manifestation aspect of my life –which I believe are building up for something and I am selling stuff on eBay, etsy, Fiverr etc so all in all I have attacked this reality full on and full spectrum with an array of my individuality
Most people online wish they could just live in a cabin in the woods with wi-fi
Well I get to live that cept wi-fi is bad for you, but we will all eventually be using wi-fi solely
Keep the future in mind while living in the present and begin to ask interesting questions of yourself, you never know where it could lead!

-Shaun A. Delage




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