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2012 stockpile list (good for social unrest/earthquakes/disasters/miltary rule etc)






(12) - 2Kg whole wheat flour-lotsa space I know but it is filling as a paste or bannock
5 weeks of food stock like soup noodles rice baking powder, oatmeal etc
bottled water or those huge fountain bins - as much as you can store
100-1000 packs of matches
100-1000 bics lighters
100 packs of 100 count tealights-avail at dollar stores also parafin free hehe
chai teas, various teas
"crank" flashlights (ebay) $2-$7 dont require batteries
incense
books
fishing line or gun
be able trap bunnies or frogs in case of societal discord poor things lolz

this should keep you going for about many many weeks if you can double or triple the counts
also good if your a survivalist and can think of other things as well
the flour alone should keep you alive :)
also much of what I have posted can be bartered and believe me when somebody is sitting alone in the dark for 5 days they will trade a weeks worth of food for a few candles, imagine if you stocked up on bic lighters what that would go for or stocked 1000 crank flashlights

if there is a disaster you will be hungry and scared, best to isolate oneself and meditate with incense and candles and a piece of chocolate rather than go out looting because under martial law anybody can be shot dead for looting

I dont forsee anything happening but would like my disciples to be prepared
blessings blogbuddies

- Shaun A. Delage

panty teen






I have started to prepare for vancouver in a week, I am going to catsit for two weeks, kinda kewl I turn 30 in april although peeps still mistake me for a 17 year old even with my glasses on
I have started to use this soap the nag champa soap along with the incense oh my god enlightenment !
I was sad the day sai Baba died and almost everyone in the west vilified him as being a molester and whatever saying that he rubbed his oil on kids balls etc lol kinda gross to hear but you cant believe everything you hear especially when it comes to spiritual leaders
And I am not discriminatory against the catholic church either, I believe it does some good and there are genuine enlightened beings belonging to the faith
When a person becomes enlightened they are immediately vilified and made out to be a sex crime, and I have experienced this, from an age of 14

So I know the path of spiritual leaders, and rightfully so, I can call myself the leader of the church of techno imperialis no just kidding hehe but I do call myself rev. dr. on all official documents and this is afforded to me thanks to the Universal Life Church, which ordains anybody and for life and without cost
So I don’t need to sit here and brag about my masters degree I worked hard to get or the doctorate in divinity and maybe some people may look at me, in my chav clothes speaking urban talk and wonder how the hell is that guy a doctor lolz
Oh well fuck all the Nazis that’s what I have to say
I don’t need to explain myself, I mean I have almost 4 years of one page discourses averaging 267 days a year of teachings so my doctorate and degrees are not in question really only peoples ignorance
We have entered the time of the aries, a time of upheaval, renewal and mating oh glorious mating haha
I will be somewhat nomadic and that is the case for 2012, almost hard to find a boyfriend that doesn’t glorify sex and almost hard to find a stable and serene environment to do my meditation but I am trying
I dream of the possibilities when I finish the novels completely and have them published, it will mean superstardom on the level of JK rowling, world cruises, a bank account of 190 million kinda silly to dream of all this with two simple word documents with 200-300 pages each but that is the nature of the world and enlightenment
I will become a fully enlightened and liberated being
And I thank those that have shown me kindness, compassion, sincerity, love, happiness, and ascension
I almost cry saying this but its true, only qualities that matter to a fully evolved being

Blessings blogbuddies
     Shaun A. Delage




dog pelt





I am beginning to feel the worlds energies opening up to me, given my last living situation was pretty stressful but funny thing is, I could have changed it if I wanted too, I must have been a masochist to live there haha
Now I am with one of my best friends, we talked about it and although I struggle and want to find love I cant help but treat him like I would a boyfriend…we talked things through and I know sex is a strong pivotal key in his life and I don’t hold that against him, at least I am in a safe and comfortable forest nook
But I cant help but wonder of the world opening up to me
It is pretty taxing to see the world abnormally as a nocturnal person and this is what I struggle with the most, almost like a curse to walk the night. I feel with the right person I could shine and fly
The novels are near completion – there is almost nothing else I can do to them without going insane haha the art movement is retired and second life just banned my account for 7 days for featuring obama, Monroe, and Warhol in my tags – so fuck em, Nazis
I will not put a cent into the virtual world now
Editing the novels seems beyond me at the moment with the guy I approached to edit has quoted me $3600 – I don’t think I have ever had thirty six hundred ever in my life lol
So I just continue to refine them and I know they are bestsellers – part of me has wished I would find somebody that believes in me, that has a few hours in their day to read them and tell me what they they think of them or what I need to improve on –but funny to be an aries NOTHING needs improvement lolz
My 30th bday is approaching in a few days – I am excited but I cant help but ponder breaking free from an abusive living situation and being around people that aren’t constantly programming me with their life. Luckily I had my good bestie friend I am staying with that was able to help me become more assertive and told me that I was not being treated right
And rightfully so, I was with an energy vampire.
It is almost strange to not have somebody constantly feeding off you energy wise, because I hold great spiritual power, funny though to her, my celestial power didn’t matter very much…only how much energy she could sap from me.
Things like my manifesto, my blog, my novels, my art were a nono in her mind so I didn’t even go there
Now the world is beginning to open up to me finally
It almost felt like a prison sentence but most of it was personally induced
Anyways
Gonna go plug away at my novel
Catch ya later blogbuddies
       Shaun A. Delage











champa pa







What a painful few days it has been ascension wise, leaving the comforts of a material paradise that offered me little growth or focus
I have moved from home and most of the time my discourses aren’t so personal more universal but I am pained by being abused by own mother at age 30
Truth is abuse has never escaped my life just mixed in with material rewards or whatever
It is tough to wind down and almost expecting the experiences which have been plaguing me for years
This is the realm of monarch slavery and one which many don’t get to escape, their own fears leave them behind stuck in a rut so to speak
It is no secret that right now in this time and age it is not time to make mistakes, or go on new adventures or make new decisions or impulsive choices
Now I am basking in natures beauty, surrounded by old growth forest, made friends with a robyn and a calico cat that just adores me, not to mention a striking baby faced man that has come to my rescue
I am not a victim but I am vulnerable given what has happened to me…part of me was left at wits end living at home with a mother that believes I committed incest against my own sister…who could live under the same roof as somebody that thought that
Not that but I had to live with constant nattering, nagging, and chattering
I am very quiet and put up with it but I was at my wits end, not to mention somebody living with you with exact opposite qualities such as vanity, materialism, anger, suspicion, drama
Fuck I was never able to focus much longer than 20 minutes. Thankfully I am opposite schedule than everyone else (I follow the moon) so that offered some peace and contemplation in the early hours
What I didn’t get is the seething anger and drama that spilled out of her lips almost within seconds of her waking, a time when I am most at risk to the vulnerabilities of schizophrenia.
What did it the end was the fact that I was living with a  lunatic, sort of the title they afford people like me, but in my opinion it is the undiagnosed ones that have the most battiness in my opinion
While I was there venting my frustrations into my art and my books I have accomplished quite a bit.
Now I am with a man that is serene, loving, kind, happy, content and beautiful
Part of me wants to throw it all away based on my fears of love and intimacy to become a monk
Me personally a teenage hood of sexwork has left me defeated, literally freaked out and scared of intimacy – much better to swear off that which pains us most I feel
We met by fluke online and now here I am quite a few months later after a failed attempt at moving in every belonging I have and now the 2nd attempt at living here- it is almost unbelievable the amount I am almost expecting to be talked to death or told my distinctions and titles don’t mean anything
Most youth 20-35 are living with their parents through this time, so I know I am not an oddity, almost forced there out of finances and coming back to security in the nest but this leaves the past wide open and it also allows the parental nature to come to effect to tiring ends and some are giving up
I thank divine nature for introducing me to my man, we are technically roomies but I adore him and his way of life. I am due to go catsitting in a week for my bday (the big 30) hehe yet I still don’t act or look mature so oh well minus the one or two white hairs I am getting haha an old boi
So some of us like the future to be told to us, and others make rash decisions that take guts
And who do you trust, well you can trust your inner voice, and that of divine nature to guide you to your next learning lesson….it has been painful going through the emotions I have by my own birth mother accusing me of flipping some switch on her laptop and not believing me, accusing me of eating most of her jam when I had a litre full in my cupboard, when I told her “mom I cant live in an environment where your constantly yelling and swearing all the time” she said “why don’t you go fucking move out”
These are words that are not based in love or compassion, somebody believing that I am an incestor or whatever lol and the cause of a breakup and just some criminal that needs to be watched is not an environment that adheres to what I am looking for, to be surrounded by kind, compassionate, loving, sincere, happy, serene, loving beings.
I am being in the moment about things, loving my forest cabin away from it all…
That is what life is about, but the steps can be exhausting
Take care blogbuddies
     Shaun A. Delage


current status psychic reading

hi i just purchased a reading from you


my name is Shaun A. Delage




my questions


1) I want to know about the kagyu mediation hermitage - whether I will be accepted as a monk.


2) i would like to know about when I will die, how, and if it is preventable


3) I would like to know about 2012 if there is a total systemic collapse so that I may begin to prepare...I only see a shift of rule of sorts to a more tribal or regional governance but I wonder if I should stock up on things like tea lights matches food and whatever


thank you


I know these are pivotal questions but I thank you sincerely for your divine instruction


shaun


Hi Shaun, I hope I will be helpful, I am going to work through your questions starting with the last. I feel totally that there will be a systematic collapse this year but I do not feel it will last more than a few a weeks, I have myself stockpiled candles, wooden matches, drygoods, bottled water etc.. I hope I am wrong in this aspect. Sorry Shaun but your body will eventually die, I cannot predict how this will happen. but your soul cannot die and will move on to a new beginning. The hermitage foundation you speak of is a learning facility essentially. Although new solid members are occasionally accepted. Their criteria for acceptance is solid and unbending but with perserverance I can see you being an accepted member of their community. Life as a monk can be very fulfilling but also frustrating. Please consider all options before continueing (The diffrent script means nothing other than I have a new computer and cannot figure how to change it back) Back to your last question, I forsee at least government upheaval, social turmoil, claustrophic natural events, fear mongering, lack of medical care worldwide etc.. But only short lived before the feared new world order whatever that consists of comes into effect. (we will have no say in the matter)

Good luck and God Bless,

T.