Virtual Ministry Archive

noodle talk





to walk the path of enlightenment or to not 

The path of letting go is the toughtest in 2012, saying goodbye to the comforts and protections of the home life. I have decided for my own sanity to say goodbye to being with my mother through 2012
For the life of me, I cant live in a situation which harbours my intellectual faculty and my spiritual life
I am kinda preparing for monastic life at this point but it is hard to say where divinity will lead me next
If it means moving to Vancouver to be in a shared living situation than so be it….if it means living here in isolation than so be it…but I see some rewards to being in isolation in the middle of nowhere
I am at a level spiritually where it doesn’t matter anymore I have been at my wits end being with a mother that constantly natters my face off over every detail of her life.
I am prepared to take on the spiritual existence and the forest existence to achieve enlightenment
So I am sooooooooooo drunk so I will leave the discourse as is, and move on to editing my book and making mr. noodles lol but the point of my talk is we need people that are attached to the system to get to the place we need, I am thankful to divinity for affording me my income that enables me to be out of touch with reality
Peace brohams and brodettes
-Shaun A. Delage




piece by peace







My life lately has been a sad evolution, after living with my mother for almost 4 years after a breakup of 9 years I have decided to leave home and move to a lake beside Victoria named Shawnigan lake hehe named after meh.
Evolution and change it seems are very hard to do, somebody told me after venting some frustrations of living with family –you can move, were all given the same chance in life.
Sadly because of finances and such I felt trapped. Most youth these days are living at home as well and the ones that are not are living in a painful plethora and confusing array of slavery, social obligations and servicing debt
While I view moving in with a trusted and amazing friend a beautiful miracle, that I am permitted to live a rural existence, I am pained by my last attempt to move to the lake, I wanted out but when I got here the isolation and everything got to me
While I also identify as being non sexual with a partner it is easier to say hey bud lets just be roomies hehe
I am rather defeated by love it seems, not being able to identify into a sexual role per se but a technological sexuality
My life it seems must go through stages of letting go for me to move onto enlightenment
My end goals are a Buddhist hermitage on Denman island at the moment and it is a glorious miracle as well that I am able to handle money even as a monk, the kagyu lineage is not particularily conservative and it is a monastery that I will be working to build from the ground up- they have a yurt for meditations an RV and some cabin style accommodations
It has been my focus to ordain as a Buddhist monk since taking two 10 day retreats in the Vipassana meditation centres and while those doors are shut to me there is the ability to possibly ordain in an ancient tibetian lineage rather than the conservative thai therevada lineage
I would have to save up money to go to Nepal to be ordained but would eventually come back as a full fledged Buddhist monk and this remains my focus and my goal
While Buddhism is a rather odd faith to believe in, it is also rather reclusive and  offers things like shaving hair, celibacy, no eating after noon etc which to the common laity seems a bit of an extreme measure but one many nuns, monks and llamas undertake
It has been painful the past couple days almost severing ties to my old life and welcoming and adapting to change, this was my greatest fear- 2012 seems to be a time of not undertaking grave adventures or making undue risks but maybe this is the propaganda at work who knows, just sit back and watch the world go by because it is going to end haha
What I find most appealing about monastic living is being around beings of my own kind, evolved, smart, happy, compassionate, sincere, sensitive old souls striving for enlightenment and it is a life long commitment
The lord Buddha instituted the monastic order to alleviate the suffering of the householding life.
While I also identify with being a lay hermit it seems that this hermitage would fit considering I would have a lifelong income afforded to me due to my illness but I understand it would be a lot for the monastery to take on, a medicated insomniac schizophrenic gay guy but monks and nuns are never perfect
Mostly nobody sees any shreds of mental illness in me, thanks to my medication I am on and it is prevalent in times of stress
It is very terrifying to make rash choices in life and deal with the outcome
But I believe I am being protected and guided by forces none of us can understand
My life was an internal prison structure and I need an evolved step to bring me to my most ultimate purpose. Life deals out choices like this
Most likely if I am refused in the denman island place I will look at moving back to Vancouver or choose to stay here in shaunigan lake hehe
Hold onto enlightenment, it acts swift
    Shaun A. Delage



Interdimensional transport 3.0






Interdimensional travel
Astral travel

First I met a marmot as my next animal guide and it took me to the outskirts of town where I boarded an triple accordion bus/transport device-all relative your own perception of course, I had a bike and it drove me 100 miles out of town and a cab driver refused me so I finally did get to the casino I had a tray on me and a bag, the tray had random stuff in it maps schedules wallet keys just random stuff so I said fine I’ll just carry the tray through the casino you bitch and there was a cheeseburger place and an asian restaurant but I didn’t go there because there was some plants I couldn’t really understand.
Next the marmot took me to a school. A person with Chinese money had it all rolled up we were all sitting around having a meeting at the beach and a lady came by and asked is Shaun Delage here and I waved like 3 or 4 times and shouted “I am here” I waved I jumped and she didn’t see me apparently I won a C. D. or something.
Then I walked into a large mall connected to an airport there was massive amounts of stores, schools, hotels and was looking for my bearings, I did find a few things to buy but everything was free there was signs everywhere. Bag of sandwiches, muffins, treats and walked up to a desk with tarot cards on it and bags of clams, I was looking for secrets. They didn’t help me along mainly…I was due to fly back to Vancouver in a school and airport.
Next the marmot took me with a family and a guy worked for a cruiseship and he wanted me to defraud like $900,000 from the ship, we were staying in an old apartment I called 9-11 and was on hold and the family came home and they said where are you going, I said oh around the block to the store to get a few things, my only thoughts were that I would hit the $900,000 jackpot on a ships casino.
Next I walked on this strange path with people and I was shooting and the gun wouldn’t go off so I was forced to beat of mercenaries to no avail and they forced me to work in a diamond mine there was a diamond party there was a naked guy there dancing and crystalline structure almost like an ice hotel.
Okay well, we do I start, wandering around a city, I ended up going into a mall under armed guard and ended up wandering through the malls and seeing guidos and gangsters and a guy named Mr. Red. Had attendants and servants and apparently Mr Red. Had never had a gay experience. Anyways I kinda finagled my way away from him cause he was so dangerous, I ran through the mall and through the streets, but I arrived at a ritzy ritzy hotel and I asked for a room and the woman was like ‘excuse me- this place is for very rich people’ I said “fuck after your done with me your going to be working at a best western” so I booked a room for ten nights and put a $5000 credit on the room  and put the credit card down which Read: MR. Red.
Before I went to the hotel I walked by the mcdonalds which only had one arch, I was trying to hail a cab and all these detectives starting pulling up and I put a piece of string in my mouth and the cops were like “What the fuck, that guys floating” and I flew at superspeed into another end of town
Then I was on a skytrain type thing this girl was trying to get $5 from me and I say no I have to leave sorry and she walked away and started praying and I looked at my ticket was 1920’s type paper it was superspeed and they had guards there checking tickets.
Next the marmot took me to an old apartment and new gay guys were living there and I spilled coffee all over their furniture and electronics, apparent I took this advanced drug and it made my eyes and mouth twitch I was sitting in a corner of a hotel collecting my consciousness and a warden came up and said I was trespassing I just started to cry and said please not now, the gay guys were after me, coffee water cords a mess, and the guy even kissed me lol
Two tidal waves in this store that cooks for you beef, like a tsunami and I went to go look for a guy that I was with who I was eyeing in the store and he was gone I could see another tsunami so I climbed in the attic of structure and when I climbed up I was trying to help this lady who couldn’t step up because her feet were not like mine.
Next the marmot took me on a large dimensional cruise ship, when I first boarded I had difficulties adjusting so she gave me 3 pills this old beehive broad manning a counter the ship came to a halt near the side of thieves lake that was swimming through the water and lake and people were dancing and I ended up wanting to explore the ship more. I got called away back to reality it was expansive this ship I ran into a security guy that started hiding my stuff so I escaped with my bike and that is all I had on me I knew I had the ship tickets so I walked through massive corridors of ship to shore walkways
As I was embarking this lady at the start made me a drink in a jar with what I thought I was drinking out of a mason jar but turned out to be a robinson jar and it had dust on the top and pie crust lol
Well I was staying in a group situation on the cruise ship and wandered away trying to find my way back a guy said oh that’s 7 miles that way trying to find my way back to the hotel in a busy city and a security guard stopped me and treated me suspiciously and wanted me to go with him and I said that is lame I want to see more of the city and he took out a penis and started masturbating and when people gathered he revealed it was a fake penis and laughed about it
Walking to a ritzy section and girls left their stuff around and I looked on and there was a video camera and I walked past a flash grenade canon and I was looking for a hotel and I came across a male stripper review. I had some beachrocks in my hand and he said your on this hallway you took those beach rocks
Then I was stranded and destitute in a small town and  walked past 3 transvestites selling themselves at a bus stop and had a transsexual female to male that was interested in me, but not in that way just as friends and I was playing with my ghetto blaster and he made it into a hat it was pretty sweet
Trying to make it for a trolly or whatever and me in this girl were biking up hill and downhill and we stopped and a girl fell into the water under a house and I looked at her and this girl looked at me and we both agreed she had been dead along time, kinda that I am not going to touch that lol and her mother walked by and I said your daughter, she drowned the mother hopped in the water and revived her
And adult woman
I was on the second floor hotel A mime came out of the closet and a mouse they ran and a guy on the porch put about 30 earthworms down on the porch and I fell down 40 levels into the basement I was in an abusive situation with some brother kids, I was young too and we ran away after some fighting with the parents and I ran away with the two guys into a train station the leopard they were holding licked me and its breath smelled like vanilla and ceder then an advertisement blared in visually that people go to the grand prix for $500 a ticket and they had people in leather PVC holding helmets.
We were running from a family of physical, sexual and psychological abuse and we were running through a field and we hopped in military transport and then to the station we passed by a guy  lighting two barrels on fire and we ran by him and they said that is the daredevil father
I was on a boat in the ocean and the driver bumped into a log and the boat started taking on water up to the drivers nose, I went into a washroom after that brutal sea journey and found myself at a washroom where they analyze ur DNA and RNA REM PSYCH etc but was also a stingy but exciting 
cruise joint.   

-This concludes my astral interdimensional analysis



untold HOLOCAUST

Chick feather



Personal enlightenment is never easy – filling the body with the spiritual reserves necessary to become enlightened is definitely a defeating process it seems since most herbs that are used for such enlightenment have all been researched, eradicated, controlled and hidden from us
Our alcohol soaked rulers are prohibiting one of the most sacred plants on earth from reaching the mouths of people that need it. But they don’t stop there, meanwhile the pawns of society have no idea what the cartels have cooked up for the elite to be basking in addictions we have never thought existed
Most people don’t understand how there could be a power hidden behind society controlling our every move, but if you look at the way in which society is structured it is not a very complex process at all
Much prison state can be received internally but as well the structure can self imprison those that don’t believe in it. Me I am just starting to prepare for my next life energy wise and also work in little ways to improve this one, on my terms. But truth is most are forced into roles of authority or subservience however you look at it, that they are so far removed from asking questions of their reality, simply too busy to take notice of the changes around them.
Here in my city, as long as the clubs stay open, the alcohol flowing and the TV stays running we have no problems. What ever happened to our more tribal or ancient purpose masked in this plethora of capitalist greed.
What the tribal Africans must be saying about the destruction of the human race
Truth is there is no way to gauge how far we are along in this apocalypse I tend to gauge the start of it all when pope john paul died and along with mother Theresa and Princess Diana
We came to an all out catastrophe in mindloads since but so many are simply trying to stay sane whatever they know how to do, so they simply occupy their minds with simple trivialities such as materialism
Just with the countless amounts of radiation spilling into our microchip is unbelievable and yes we do not live in a solar system like were made to believe with the complex hypothesis to creation being we live on one ball out of a dozen with no other life like come on, this is the best that hundreds of thousands of years of science and philosophy and religion could come up with ?
It seems the ones that are exhiled and living on very little have the most to offer, the artists, writers, sculpters, farmers, etc but the ones that have the most to lose are the ones desperately trying to hold onto a sinking ship
Mind you when internet free speech is eradicated along with conspiracy theorists my blog may be forcibly removed and the domain seized which I am unafraid of because my manifesto also provides proof of project monarch to the fullest degree and also brings forth arguments litigiously that could in effect force the government of Canada to declare itself a republic
But that is my own ego
Funny too, the whole country of the USA was formed on some hemp paper so the belief is there and technically it is provable in a court of law but nobody wants to challenge me, they simply google me (my enemies) and keep tabs on me, and most likely if I don’t have any money, I don’t have any sway and if I don’t have that I don’t have power
But that is not what I was seeking when I initially wrote the most famous Canadian manifesto if Louis Riel had a manifesto haha
I was looking to forward Canada beyond a North American super max prison system
I will move on however enlightenment wise if digitally things come to question. I will evolve, this is the nature of enlightenment
Truth is, I have many hidden things that could be brought against me too like surveillance videos etc so when the timing is right and I get a taste of wealth or whatever it could all come crashing down haha
But don’t worry about me, I have a solid defence…I only need to be able to provide a copy of the manifesto for review and everything would be dismissed on the basis that the court of law sees me as a dead person and a corporate entity
Truth is nobody knows if were all dead, if this is some purgatory of sorts
I only have remnants of the astral world which make my reality far more expansive than ever dreamed and this to me is life, and allows me to live each day wondering when I will be able to return to my astral body to be with those that have treated me to a luxurious dinner, those that have kissed, nuzzelled and loved me, those that rented a whole opera house to be with me, those that traced the injury in my wrist, those that knew the power of love outshines this restrictive ‘reality’ of sorts and those people are cared enough to connect with my soul in the unseen realms
This to me is reality, not one that is visually apparent, only hidden.
   Shaun A. Delage 




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