My license to preach - MINISTERIAL CREDENTIALS - SHAUN DELAGE

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I wanted to talk about a few things today, first and foremost I am working to attain the highest degrees available in universalism this month with the coursework for the Doctor of Philosophy in Religion (Ph.D) from universal life church.

This is an amazing degree available and most have to spend 40,000 times what I have to, to obtain the same degree and this places us within the confines of what is a doctor, and there are many types. Mostly I have to explain myself to mainly ignorant folk my attainments and usually just give up in the process.

Another thing that I have encountered recently is people such as DAVID ICKE, ALEX JONES, or Henry Makow that are attempting to alter individuals thought forms in illusion and for the life of me I cannot get by the fact that they cannot grasp the simple dynamics of sexuality so how are they able to alter somebody’s conciouness to enlightenment if they cannot even promote healthy diversity in sexuality such as bisexuality, gay and lesbian love, families and adoption even going so far as to relate it to pedophilia and other shady areas of society

I have always been a reclusive gay, and neither feminine nor masculine, somewhere in the middle and living life as a straight guy in a gay guys body and I am sure there are many that live the same way

I don’t pretend to agree with all my gay culture promotes such as transvestitism and gender bending, leather and pain and masochism etc but I tend to just roll over laughing when somebody that is pretending to allay they are enlightened while holding a harsh viewpoint of sexuality

It doesn’t make sense, even in Buddhist culture the more orthodox routes they tend to frown upon diversity and with the most seeming enlightened religion on earth pretending to be enlightened yet cannot grasp the ideals of diversity in sexuality when animals and plants can be bisexual and gay or lesbian, of course with claws and teeth it may make things tough which makes me think that sexuality is almost forced on the animal kingdom, but there is some gay animals and there is some gay humans of course, and people kill themselves over societies impressions of their sexuality and this is unfortunate

A church or an enlightened person should be welcome of all forms of sexuality and expression. There is some shady areas yes like sex with children but what society forgets to mention is that most parents are considered pedophiles for the close contact with children that ensues which makes one wonder about the greater implications of the sex with children scenario and most parents choose a healthy distance but yes some do cross the line out of perversion and severely mess with the young child

I have never really come to terms with my own upbringing, feeling like an outcast amongst a bunch of weirdos that call themselves my family and such but I am sure I am not alone, and this is the matrix warriors view of the world, feeling alienated and abnormal

I am free to do as I please these days being liberated from a financial slavery existence so it leaves me open to a vast array of creative pursuits, lately I have been hung up on becoming a published author and I talked with an editor and I would need a ghost writer and editor to complete my book so this would take about $5000 something that is a bit beyond me at the moment

At least I have been able to express myself in the form of a novel and an art movement I feel as if I keep attaining my lifes purpose over and over but cannot for the life of me complete the things

Mind you I do it to the best of my abilities but cannot conform to what is needed of me as a writer or an artist and just live each day

Living each day is a code to live by, and lately I have come to understandings of 2012 and such by understanding that our society is simply to vulnerable to collapse, the amount of people on pharmaceuticals to keep them sane is massive, the amount of people that rely on the system for food and the elderly for example whom cannot even wash themselves

OUR SOCIETY IS TOO VULNERABLE to COLLAPSE

So keep this in mind when you are swayed by programming of the 2012 scenario and are pondering spending $5000 on disaster supplies many of us are vulnerable to the programming, actually 100% of us, the only ones that cannot succumb to programming are the ones doing the programming or alien beings

It is funny to view oneself of a noble birth by a mother that does not display sincere or compassionate qualities or in a society where people are void of intellect and class

Even if society collapsed what are you going to do with a basement of food, it is bound to run out at some point and you will have to begin to understand how to survive without the system and its inklings

You would have to return to your ancient roots and your ancient purpose and there are healers + medics, chefs, counsellors, mothers, protectors, hunters, fishermen, leaders, musicians, spiritualist, and animal oriented beings

Just most of our ancient purpose has been misguided by capitalist nature and survival that we are so dependent on the system for survival we would lose 3 billion people in the first twelve months of 2012 to suicide, war, starvation, mental illness, and loss of purpose.

I have always questioned my own role in society being somewhat of an exile and I do support others that are involved in the system and allow them to live their lives easier, I feed hungry cats and write this blog of course because what is needed is a true spiritual person to lead a matrix universalist church of techno but I am far from enlightened, I have needs, and go through sickness and death like you do and pain and sadness and am strayed by emotions as some more long term readers will understand

What somebody from Sri Lanka or Russia or Africa must wonder when they read these words, but I have always attained for enlightenment through meditation and techno and forwarding my own being in those avenues and I simply live to serve others other than myself, and this seems to be an honorable path.

Does anybody know what exactly is going on and how to get there? Maybe perhaps but also perhaps not. Most of us are simply trying to survive another month or through another cheque and this is the meaning of life is to simply forward oneself enough to make the next right choice, to expand your consciousness and permeate the universe with your energy and to expand your vocabulary enough so that you can express yourself to anybody that wishes to hear your words.

-          Shaun A. Delage

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I have genuinely questioned the role of my manifesto many times since publishing it, to me it means something but to some stranger on the net it may just be an entertaining read. For me it is personal because I was the one that wrote it.

Libel has never concerned me since it is all based in the truth but being sued has crossed my mind, but usually people sue over defamation of character

For me it provides a document to aid my readers on the church to be able to trust my instruction more.
It has worked in varying degrees, although I do regret informing people I was ‘crushing’ on because it caused them to run the other way at mach 3 lol

I always thought that if it is my soulmate then non of what I have written would bother him much

It does offer genuine proof that I am a trusted anti everything but unlike icke or jones whom are rumored to be masons the same could not be construed in my case because I not only named people responsible for my own monarch sciences program but put their pictures and a description of why they are on the manifesto and truth is half the people that read it won’t know who they are but me

In a way it also proves that I am over with many parts of my life and if somebody was to say bring criminal charges against me or civil I could provide the published manifesto as proof that I am not criminally responsible for my actions

In a way it has been many tears and many laughs in the process of the manifesto and many deletion crazes and in a way I am not looking to profit from my story or manifesto like cathy o’brien and her book but I provide the manifesto to all who ask and without a fee

Some of it is the grandiose claims of a former sex trade worker, other part of it are the rituals involving supreme royalty, others there are checkerboard influenced illusion and most of it is pretty damn funny after the fact and I don’t mind people laughing at my story if it will bring them some level of enlightenment with the right wrong philosophy

I actually made it funny in a few parts so that people will be able to take in the information on a lighter note rather than read some gory details or whatever because a true enlightened prophet would most likely use humor to help another attain enlightenment

The only thing I am looking to profit from is creativity at this point. Nobody is really buying art but that’s okay at least I get bragging rights. I still have dreams of opening a cat kennel and publishing my novels but that will take time. Most people these days are living cheque to cheque and it is not anger that fills me but rather a wonderous feeling that people get to enjoy my art as it is

There may be a time when my art explodes or my novels and they all tie in together in one great art and literary movement

Recently I won $1200 in giftcards to a supermarket and that is awesome news – it means my attracting wealth meditations are working and I just want it all to happen NOW haha

I strongly feel these days, with a loving and supportive partner by my side, and two cats and a home that I have the full faculty to attain and hold on to wealth constructively

It definitely helps having somebody close that doesn’t spend their income as fast as I do, Me I can spend a thousand in 15 minutes as the great divine soul will see when my giftcards are shipped and they will laugh

Maybe life is gradual tests and who knows, I watch a show call real housewives and I get to observe people with massive amounts of wealth but they don’t have the slightest clue whats going on outside of their comfort zone and this is sad

Mainly each person is given a massive amount of time to do whatever and most people spend it clubbing, working, television, and whatever else makes up their day

But to a true enlightened being to say I spend my time cooking, reading, meditating, writing, editing, contesting, blogging, preaching, and loving.........
 people tend to wonder because it does sound like I live a fuller life than the average gamer or soap opera fanatic but I need my downtime too

It is great to read diversively because I can go from conspiracy novel to alien abduction to clairvoyance in a heartbeat and not skip a beat but people tend to just input programming from the system to live their lives and generally don’t spend much time creating things so a pseudo output frequency rather than just regurgitating information from the pyramid scheme

It is funny to stumble on somebody online that thinks the same way I do because I swear it numbers 1 to 1000 and I have met quite a few and stay buddies with based on our comparative interests

I don’t really bother myself with the 2012 paranoia these days because I believe simply, our society is too vulnerable and brittle to collapse and we are losing people to this paranoia as time clicks down and we are losing creativity because people are too damn scared or occupied to be creative

It would be neat to publish my novel in 2013 or 2014 or 2015 because it shows that I have done my work and my lifes purpose and most of the time people spend telling me how it is not going to get published yet they cant listen to my other end arguments of how it is going to get published they have no capacity

It’s almost as if the system doesn’t want to be changed at all other than its selected pawns and when somebody comes out with their first novel and becomes a bestseller because it is a novel that people want to read again and again and then cry for it to become a movie.

My novels are so bizarre and so trendy that they would have no problem getting picked up and I even have an invitation by JK ROWLINGS literary agent to review my work when it is done so haha funny

I strongly believe it is my lifes goal to write these books, to reawaken rave culture, to help furries into the mainstream and to be a good writer but these things take time, I would love to be a millionaire by 35 but I may need a lil divine intervention before then haha

Keep your heads up tigers

The future is BEAUTIFUL

-          Shaun A. Delage

Interdimensional transport 3.0

Interdimensional travel

Astral travel

First I met a marmot as my next animal guide and it took me to the outskirts of town where I boarded an triple accordion bus/transport device-all relative your own perception of course, I had a bike and it drove me 100 miles out of town and a cab driver refused me so I finally did get to the casino I had a tray on me and a bag, the tray had random stuff in it maps schedules wallet keys just random stuff so I said fine I’ll just carry the tray through the casino you bitch and there was a cheeseburger place and an asian restaurant but I didn’t go there because there was some plants I couldn’t really understand.

Next the marmot took me to a school. A person with Chinese money had it all rolled up we were all sitting around having a meeting at the beach and a lady came by and asked is Shaun Delage here and I waved like 3 or 4 times and shouted “I am here” I waved I jumped and she didn’t see me apparently I won a C. D. or something.

Then I walked into a large mall connected to an airport there was massive amounts of stores, schools, hotels and was looking for my bearings, I did find a few things to buy but everything was free there was signs everywhere. Bag of sandwiches, muffins, treats and walked up to a desk with tarot cards on it and bags of clams, I was looking for secrets. They didn’t help me along mainly…I was due to fly back to Vancouver in a school and airport.

Next the marmot took me with a family and a guy worked for a cruiseship and he wanted me to defraud like $900,000 from the ship, we were staying in an old apartment I called 9-11 and was on hold and the family came home and they said where are you going, I said oh around the block to the store to get a few things, my only thoughts were that I would hit the $900,000 jackpot on a ships casino.

Next I walked on this strange path with people and I was shooting and the gun wouldn’t go off so I was forced to beat of mercenaries to no avail and they forced me to work in a diamond mine there was a diamond party there was a naked guy there dancing and crystalline structure almost like an ice hotel.

Okay well, we do I start, wandering around a city, I ended up going into a mall under armed guard and ended up wandering through the malls and seeing guidos and gangsters and a guy named Mr. Red. Had attendants and servants and apparently Mr Red. Had never had a gay experience. Anyways I kinda finagled my way away from him cause he was so dangerous, I ran through the mall and through the streets, but I arrived at a ritzy ritzy hotel and I asked for a room and the woman was like ‘excuse me- this place is for very rich people’ I said “fuck after your done with me your going to be working at a best western” so I booked a room for ten nights and put a $5000 credit on the room  and put the credit card down which Read: MR. Red.

Before I went to the hotel I walked by the mcdonalds which only had one arch, I was trying to hail a cab and all these detectives starting pulling up and I put a piece of string in my mouth and the cops were like “What the fuck, that guys floating” and I flew at superspeed into another end of town

Then I was on a skytrain type thing this girl was trying to get $5 from me and I say no I have to leave sorry and she walked away and started praying and I looked at my ticket was 1920’s type paper it was superspeed and they had guards there checking tickets.

Next the marmot took me to an old apartment and new gay guys were living there and I spilled coffee all over their furniture and electronics, apparent I took this advanced drug and it made my eyes and mouth twitch I was sitting in a corner of a hotel collecting my consciousness and a warden came up and said I was trespassing I just started to cry and said please not now, the gay guys were after me, coffee water cords a mess, and the guy even kissed me lol

Two tidal waves in this store that cooks for you beef, like a tsunami and I went to go look for a guy that I was with who I was eyeing in the store and he was gone I could see another tsunami so I climbed in the attic of structure and when I climbed up I was trying to help this lady who couldn’t step up because her feet were not like mine.

Next the marmot took me on a large dimensional cruise ship, when I first boarded I had difficulties adjusting so she gave me 3 pills this old beehive broad manning a counter the ship came to a halt near the side of thieves lake that was swimming through the water and lake and people were dancing and I ended up wanting to explore the ship more. I got called away back to reality it was expansive this ship I ran into a security guy that started hiding my stuff so I escaped with my bike and that is all I had on me I knew I had the ship tickets so I walked through massive corridors of ship to shore walkways

As I was embarking this lady at the start made me a drink in a jar with what I thought I was drinking out of a mason jar but turned out to be a robinson jar and it had dust on the top and pie crust lol

Well I was staying in a group situation on the cruise ship and wandered away trying to find my way back a guy said oh that’s 7 miles that way trying to find my way back to the hotel in a busy city and a security guard stopped me and treated me suspiciously and wanted me to go with him and I said that is lame I want to see more of the city and he took out a penis and started masturbating and when people gathered he revealed it was a fake penis and laughed about it

Walking to a ritzy section and girls left their stuff around and I looked on and there was a video camera and I walked past a flash grenade canon and I was looking for a hotel and I came across a male stripper review. I had some beachrocks in my hand and he said your on this hallway you took those beach rocks

Then I was stranded and destitute in a small town and  walked past 3 transvestites selling themselves at a bus stop and had a transsexual female to male that was interested in me, but not in that way just as friends and I was playing with my ghetto blaster and he made it into a hat it was pretty sweet

Trying to make it for a trolly or whatever and me in this girl were biking up hill and downhill and we stopped and a girl fell into the water under a house and I looked at her and this girl looked at me and we both agreed she had been dead along time, kinda that I am not going to touch that lol and her mother walked by and I said your daughter, she drowned the mother hopped in the water and revived her

And adult woman

I was on the second floor hotel A mime came out of the closet and a mouse they ran and a guy on the porch put about 30 earthworms down on the porch and I fell down 40 levels into the basement I was in an abusive situation with some brother kids, I was young too and we ran away after some fighting with the parents and I ran away with the two guys into a train station the leopard they were holding licked me and its breath smelled like vanilla and ceder then an advertisement blared in visually that people go to the grand prix for $500 a ticket and they had people in leather PVC holding helmets.

We were running from a family of physical, sexual and psychological abuse and we were running through a field and we hopped in military transport and then to the station we passed by a guy  lighting two barrels on fire and we ran by him and they said that is the daredevil father

I was on a boat in the ocean and the driver bumped into a log and the boat started taking on water up to the drivers nose, I went into a washroom after that brutal sea journey and found myself at a washroom where they analyze ur DNA and RNA REM PSYCH etc but was also a stingy but exciting 

cruise joint.   

-This concludes my astral interdimensional analysis

Second life apart of the occult ?

notice the pentagram with hellish icon seyonce platform for bringing forth demons from the dark realm and her checkerboard antlers mason world virtual reality everywhere is owned by this domain even second lifes obvious visual ties to the occult. It is a crime to talk about the eye of fatima logo and SL in a virtual sense there is no freedoms in the virtual world but to make money. They have basically made everything illegal according to the terms of service in relation to your avatar, even saying second life is a crime lolz they can ban you for almost anything in the virtual world it seems. When this is the login screen to SL it makes you wonder. Is secondlife owned by initiated sellouts to mask the apocalypse state and provide a virtual reality that is one hundred times better than our own reality. The induction of vampire, pagan, and apocalypse sims makes you wonder about the essence of this virtual reality. One I am ultimately apart of, but I have a residual income in SL and when you're me and you oppose almost everything it wouldnt phase me if I was banned just for posting this photo online lol thanks to freedom of speech but essentially I am not scared to voice my opinion of the SL occult connection because they dont tell you when you are soliciting sex from a teenager in the virtual world that every action you make is under the direction of psychological operations of the virtual world. So make this post serve as a forewarning to anybody in the virtual world to adhere to a code of conduct that mirrors reality, and you will be fine *plur*

- Shaun A. Delage