Koala Cutlet

In a culture of distraction, only the truly adept can be measured by how much time they spend in silence and in solitude seeking the answers. We are programmed constantly to distract ourselves endlessly with apps and music and movies, and these things are what make us scared of silence and the quiet and the world of the recluse.

We are also programmed constantly that the introvert is the realm of the insane, from deranged bombers to conspiracy theorists we are told that to be quiet, void of people and things is the world of the crazy.

Much solace can be found in solitude, it is tough for some people to find it with shows, and their 160GB ipod, why trade that for one hour alone by candlelight? Well to some that are of the highest evolved form recognize that they can only find peace in meditation and serenity in quiet.

People are scared of being bored, people are scared of spending more than 5 minutes without some form of distraction. Me personally I use meditation for greedy purposes, it is the only way it makes it fun, if I was endlessly chanting things I have no idea what the meaning is, or trying to visualize a budda or constantly scanning the body with a light sabre I would go nuts, for me personally I think it is so much fun to absolutely manifest what I seek, limitless wealth and endless dreams.

To enter into this realm takes skill, it takes a rather adept meditator to move past the basics, meanwhile using those methods to centre yourself and evolve into your own meditation while visualizing the things you seek and repeating a core set of power words continuously to your subconscious mind. But the subconscious does not work on words alone, it also needs visual pictures to complete the picture, and when I tire of that I move on to sending healing and forgiving energy to ALL my relations, sending negativity and hatred into the earth downward, and welcoming things like happiness and love and wealth from above.

I just completed the course work for my fourth doctorate, the third was honorary and I will post above this discourse, I have to say the spiritual leaders of the Universal Life Church are rather unique, while still operating within the confines of a religion they tend to debase Christianity and its illusions to the fullest while teaching it’s ministers that they are the walking divine, that there is no outward supernatural force seeing everything you do, while some of it I tend to think that it is crazy talk of some koot called Rev. Kirby, I can’t help but think that this crazy faith and the freedoms that it gives, are what make me as a person, as a spiritual force and as a leader. I think any indoctrinated Christian would be pretty depressed going into the ULC head on, because they find that it is entirely a non Christian faith, that teaches that the Christ was a satanic force on earth and that the bible is spilling countless lie after lie.

There have been revolts within the Church but that is only because Christians are egotist enough to think that every Church is their own ideals and teachings. What do you expect from a Church that made its message clear in the time of the hippies, giving out religious degrees in the back pages of rolling stone. I could not ask for a better faith to belong too, and call it my own, but I am also a matrix techno universalist so that is pretty much my own term I made up, a plethora of beliefs from non denominational to Buddhist, to techno, to the matrix movies aligning with the ULC and universal teachings, nature and the animal world. While also being a gay reverend makes for quite the interesting faith to call myself, this is the nature of the aries to go into unchartered waters and now I see the infancy of most faiths in this one lil blog, how there is not billions of dollars behind the ordeal, somebody got it started in the infancy of the internet only to be uncovered on a google 7,000,000,000,000 nanobyte hard drive in the year 2120 and revived into a massive faith that has been thumping along as long as techno, with the minister long dead, never to see any sort of money or fame or whatever because most mainstream methods of communication laugh at something like this virtual ministry lol everything shows me that what I am doing is right and my path is beautiful, and I get hints of premonitions that show me that my future is whatever I seek.

It is funny because I have secretly compared myself to Perez Hiltons blog at a few times and wonder why my blog hasn’t gone viral yet somebody that takes pictures of celebrities and draws lines on their crotches and words like ‘coke head’ near their faces can have millions of followers.

I have certainly supplied more star power than that, and certainly have put tremendous effort into my teachings over the years, but I don’t get let down, with me it rests in the singular, I was looking at how many people return to the blog every day. I get about 30 people a day reading stuff on here and lately have wanted to attract a bit more readers so thankfully blogger which is owned by google who owns youtube has put a blogger button on youtube and now can post videos I have watched and things from around the virtuosity.

Now I feel I am at my pinnacle, because I have tons of stuff to do on here from my mind each week and countless days worth of info easily accessible in past discourses, but have also opened up to being pretty out there online, but most people that criticize people like me, have no virtual nature so I have never been ashamed of what I put online, I have never been fearful about sharing my mistakes or wrong choices with other people to better serve their lives, I think that is the only way we are all going to become truly enlightened is for somebody to say what their heart means to express and we not only have this weeks troubles or endeavours to share with the world but countless lives of mistakes, adversity and energy that we can each share with the greater world in the form of the internet to better serve humanity.

I can’t imagine how people survived without the net and thankfully I matured as a person along with it in my early teens in the induction of the whole thing I was learning and growing along with this great tool of expression and enlightenment and it better served me intellectually and in areas of sexuality I found it to be a beautiful level of eye candy for me to truly figure out who I was  and what I stand for, and to back up that nature with my word and my life.

I thank you for this time reading my words and wish you only the best of days or night.

-Shaun A. Delage

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Macabre Bunneh

Much of life is a test, in a sense… A test of how much you have solved the issue of ignorance.

The divine powers rest you in a realm where pretty much anything is available to assimilate and test you to see if you will advance yourself.

Many people read one or two books here and there and give up. It is funny, because there are so many methods to input information, be it Buddhist discourses to audiobooks to videos

But one must be careful too, not to distract solely

I have never looked at my time here as an amusement, and many people do.

I have never wasted a day, perhaps a few hours in the day to lounge or rest but for the most part most of my days on earth have been very successful in ridding myself of ignorance.

It is amusing to think of how I was when I was 20, and many of my current goals would have seemed pretty trivial in a sense

Most people all they do is work and look forward to the weekends when they can booze and chill

I have been in a state of a spiritual life for more than a decade now, and it is amusing because I can’t find enough time in the day to do all I need to forward myself and I have no idea how somebody with more normal concepts operate, and I am sad thinking of it because the people involved in the usual ritual of life can maybe muster up an hour or two a day to forward themselves in the manner that I speak of.

Some days, I am like oh man, another ten hours to muddle about but it’s not like there is any sort of choice on my behalf, I am not fit for the usual ritual and fail miserably and have long since retired at age 31

I just ordered my Doctor in Metaphysics course and Doctor of the Universe

It will be an interesting time in the next few months to prepare for these enhancements.

It is funny to observe all realms of entertainment from the conspiracy far left to the more global far right and get my pseudo dose of information from a mish mash of between the two- I also like to keep up with pop culture, and celebrity culture along with some really bizarre blogs that I couldn’t even classify if I tried.

I have never wanted to compete with other blogs or be a blitz in your face news site with 1000 news stories a day to keep up with, I have always felt that I personally offer a unique perspective and much like the Buddhist monk discourses –I don’t prepare anything ahead of time, I just type

I believe strongly in a godly power or divinity but not counting out gender or sexuality I tend to imagine them as a female or intersexed feline hybrid from a few galaxies over that has inherited our galaxies

But to think in the extreme vague opens one up to the possibility of the universe

Also to extend your aura beyond that of our cosmos is a tough thing to grasp because where to put it…it is never ending when you work with energy.

Recently a cat male named fecklar has come to me in the form of a spirit protector tribal necklace

His main/mane goal is to protect it’s owner and I am thankful

I am also thankful to my readers who follow me where they place their faith in something quite vague a sort of spirituality one lacking in biblical concepts and loosely construed of Buddhism as the path along with endless techno to perform mundane tasks-even meditation!

But one not agree with my entire thoughtform to be expressive spiritually I just think I provide a safe space online intellectually and spiritually to grow and I have provided many links to aid you in your growth an almost xtacy pill of enlightenment when you first encounter the church of techno

The blog and ministry is a reflection of myself so I always write or provide information as if I happened to stumble on these words and try and imagine the reverend saint behind the blog or the person that has offered 1700 ebooks for sale or the person behind the youtube vids

But essentially it isn’t all me, it is also inclusive of you.

You are the Church of Techno *smile*

-          Rev. Shaun A. Delage

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Curried Lemon Wafer

My own core belief system is vastly different from many of my readers, I bet.

I believe strongly in the unknown, and I believe wholeheartedly in the power of meditation to aid in enlightenment. I have thought about people I have encountered over the time, and how in line with satanic energy they must have been.

Even to this day, as I write this I am completely mystified as to some encounters I personally have been involved with. Now I am able to live my life in relative peace, in line with nature and the natural realm, fatty squirrels, deer and frogs…gardens and wildflowers.

I never really pictured myself living in the country a short time ago. Actually an almost unfathomable outcome for me. Truth is the fact that I am liberated enough to live out here without any of the issues that a city boy would go through is my own testament to the power of god.

But why stop at one god.

Embrace the huge Buddha who is happy you have stepped into his realm for a piece of sweetcake.

Or say hello to the wiccan high priestess that is happy that you have come to her for advice.

Or shyly walk by baphomet whom you have encountered many times in your life, and said quietly…no thanks.

Or walk by a rich woman with diamonds on getting out of her rolls, and attain that power.

Or embrace the simplicity of a prophet.

God and divinity comes in many forms, and it is up to you to find it and unite with that power so that you too can take control over your life and its path.

I sometimes think about the obstacles in my way….

I am cursed to walk the night, maybe a week or two in normal schedule but for the most part wake at such a strange hour, dinner time.

I am sad to think of my own hinderances sometimes when I think of the dexterity issues I face with my hands, and this is one reason why I went into writing and graphic art over being a barista or a painter.

I think of how aware I am of each moment and think it is almost too aware for the common soul.

I think of how bizarre I feel the world is, how we are all being herded and categorized and numbered

Perhaps it is the artist or the Buddha or the reverend in me, being able to recognize the intense value of my own soul, yet walk around amidst a sea of mostly people probably thinking the same thing.

I think the unknown is too scary for some people to delve into.

Not many people choose my route of meditating for decades on end for power, authority, wealth, liberation, happiness, success, to be healthy, to be safe, to become enlightened.

And also to affirm to myself, I am happy, healthy, successful, honorable, rich, powerful, free, loving, kind, and tender.

I believe there is much more to this reality than is being let on, and I tend to wonder how invested the other dimensions are in observing us. In keeping up with us. I tend to wonder what I would be like on another dimension. Wanting to get to know a facet of myself or being insanely envious of the infancy of my other beings path lol

I tend to think in rather shaded spectrums.

It just pains me to think of what a squirrel lives like, and they have no choice in the matter, they could almost be the most famous squirrel on earth but they simply are almost imprisoned by their own reality.

I read long ago in a dimensional book – imagine, if you lifted a koi fish out of a pond and let it look around for a few moments then put it back amongst the other fish, it would be like “wow, what a crazy thing I saw, it was this place without water, and there were these strange things walking around, another world.” The other koi fish would brand that one the village nut lol

I tend to wonder about some experiences in my life, whether I had any sanity or sense of control and the ultimate question of whether I personally chose to act in that circumstance or not.

I think back to the times when I was an unmedicated schizophrenic and my manifesto is testament to the insane travels I have been on including being introduced to some very powerful people.

But finally I am able to live my life with an ounce of control. It pains me sometimes to read through DAVID ICKE site and he has a bizarre outlook concerning prescription medications.

My own medication has helped and alleviates every known symptom of my condition.

And because I fried my brain totally in my rave days I have to take a pill to sleep, otherwise I just stay up for days on end, and some of us are so fried we need things like this, when all the herbs and teas and advice don’t add up and don’t offer us any solutions, I think telling an insomniac to listen to whale sounds for 6 hours before bed is the wrong approach.

I am simply a microcosm of what other people are going through as well.

I am still living the life of somebody that chose to inhale drugs through my lungs leaving me with a life long nausea to deal with, apparently somewhere in my past I chose this route for myself.

It just strikes a cord with me when I try and define my own existence, how close I flirted with death so many times, and danger.

It just helps me these days to look what I do have, a beautiful, courageous, and kind gentle kindred soul to share my life with and two daughter felines, to pet and show my unending affection for, and a serene mountain ashram in the forest, a truly remarkable finality to my manifesto and my story, haha but I don’t want it to end there, that is why I am so involved in meditation, introspection, creative thought, and imagination…I want to shape my next thirty years to look nothing like the last.

I think life is mainly meant to scatter you to the fucking nine, so that everything seems like one bizarre circus of events, be it a simple day in some people’s lives or work life. Mainly to help you miss that $10.95 banking fee charge and not dispute it, or overlook a nasty comment by a family member or not even really begin to have a moment to think and feel and be one with the world. And question it.

I only hope that the next thirty years is as slow as possible, drags on – minute by minute hour by hour day by day, I would like to be in the schedule of a tree for heavens sake because I was dashing through life like it was a racetrack on steroids in my youth.

Happy 2013 blogbuddies and happy valentines day coming up

Peace

-          Shaun A. Delage

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dawg paw

It is true that most of the worlds poverty issues could be solved in an instant with the help of a faculty of divine oriented entities

If anybody has ever watched the movie – they live – you would understand that most of the people that could change the world for the most divine have literally sold their soul and are doing the work on behlf of the extra terrestrials that work to enslave us further

But not only that, there is a certain quota to fulfil as far as people crossing over to the other realms be it mostly hell realms…Much of the qualms I have are living in a greedy slave rat society where those that are slave minded are being given every opportunity to explore the world

While we don’t have many artist communes etc I think this would be an easy way for most of the poor to live effectively in a community where the food and lodging is taken care of

Many of our difficulties as well lay with marijuana being restricted from us. People would see through the programming and psyops and be able to question their reality a bit more ….

This past month has been hectic – severing ties with my mother and cousin because they treat me cruelly, turning thirty, moving homes…into an enchanted forest loft. I have essentially escaped a monarch programming scenario - I felt defeated because there was nowhere else to go
-thankfully I have met a furest prince and beautiful calico cat that adore me, it is tough to fall in love when you dont see yourself as being worthy of being loved, my past has left me with zero self confidence.

The past few days I have been working to get my virtual gallery done – all the behind the scenes work has been incredibly taxing but there is enlightenment in residual income

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If you want to take a look hehe

Part of my purpose for having a blog is to express myself, challenge the world and provide a safe environment for enlightenment, but it isn’t a dialog really just a simple discourse format and I get dozens of people a week that come back time and time again to read and dozens of newbies that find me through search

This blog allows me a place of a virtual ministry that doesn’t have any mantras or dialect to rehearse and rings to kiss, cassock to wear and the Church of Techno is for those that don’t have a faith either

When I am tempted by evil choice, I only have to remind myself of who I am

I am Rev. Dr. Shaun A. Delage

And nobody can take that away from me, my entitlements are for life and without cost with no nasty indoctrination to follow

And I am a good leader, The only sole leader of the Church of Techno and this is glorious

I only think back to my ordination in 2002 by Universal Life Church and I think of how cool it was to become ordained online and for life and without cost – it was a sort of novelty and as the years settled in and I began to embark on a spiritual quest – I discovered I can lead, and have the ability to relate my life so that it may aid others in their path

I am not here to cast doubt envy or anger on my enemies

I simply want them to know that they have contributed to a trauma society and give them a chance to right their ways

But I have began to move on and welcome the future

I have just ordered some postcards with my male art and inscribed the website address and I will be marketing my art movement to galleries all over the world I think I would fit well with a post modern or gay or raver or chav gallery – definitely not the more traditional galleries

I did a lot of work about a year ago to expand each piece I did to about 40x 50 inches real life size from a small JPEG so that each graphic could be printed on canvas and framed

It makes sense to market to galleries since I have a full print on demand site and about 300 pieces for sale ….when superstardom hits and the controversial aspects of my art hit the mainstream I know it will be time to shine which is why I have about 1500 pieces in my collection

All I need is one gallery and I am set

So to go the grassroots method of marketing art seems to be the funniest notion to me, I want to be discovered and marketed but part of that discovery lately is that as an artist you should enjoy the process and begin from the ground up

I am thankful that I went into graphic arts and photomanipulation over other forms of art like paintings or sculpture – my disabilities hinder my ability to do art in the more traditional methods.

My art is very chaotic but also very dimensional –some art critics have described it as stolen ripped images but I like to say it is hacked art !!

We live in such a litigious society it is unbelievable – ALL forms of creativity and expression –uniqueness- have all but been eradicated in a system that will sue you for any breach

It would actually be neat to be sued by somebody for my art lol it is the publicity I need lol that is why I laugh when people try and scare me for using ripped images from male beauty blogs

But collage is an artform and if you use only 10 percent of the image or alter it 30% it is yours and it just makes me snicker when somebody treats me brutally for my form of expression or saying ‘you call this art’?

ART=LIFE

Peace out blogbuddies

-          Shaun A. Delage

Tinkertotz 2.0 Exhibit - English alphabet only has 26 characters what about my new raver alphabet ? :P