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In a culture of distraction, only the truly adept can be measured by how much time they spend in silence and in solitude seeking the answers. We are programmed constantly to distract ourselves endlessly with apps and music and movies, and these things are what make us scared of silence and the quiet and the world of the recluse.
We are also programmed constantly that the introvert is the realm of the insane, from deranged bombers to conspiracy theorists we are told that to be quiet, void of people and things is the world of the crazy.
Much solace can be found in solitude, it is tough for some people to find it with shows, and their 160GB ipod, why trade that for one hour alone by candlelight? Well to some that are of the highest evolved form recognize that they can only find peace in meditation and serenity in quiet.
People are scared of being bored, people are scared of spending more than 5 minutes without some form of distraction. Me personally I use meditation for greedy purposes, it is the only way it makes it fun, if I was endlessly chanting things I have no idea what the meaning is, or trying to visualize a budda or constantly scanning the body with a light sabre I would go nuts, for me personally I think it is so much fun to absolutely manifest what I seek, limitless wealth and endless dreams.
To enter into this realm takes skill, it takes a rather adept meditator to move past the basics, meanwhile using those methods to centre yourself and evolve into your own meditation while visualizing the things you seek and repeating a core set of power words continuously to your subconscious mind. But the subconscious does not work on words alone, it also needs visual pictures to complete the picture, and when I tire of that I move on to sending healing and forgiving energy to ALL my relations, sending negativity and hatred into the earth downward, and welcoming things like happiness and love and wealth from above.
I just completed the course work for my fourth doctorate, the third was honorary and I will post above this discourse, I have to say the spiritual leaders of the Universal Life Church are rather unique, while still operating within the confines of a religion they tend to debase Christianity and its illusions to the fullest while teaching it’s ministers that they are the walking divine, that there is no outward supernatural force seeing everything you do, while some of it I tend to think that it is crazy talk of some koot called Rev. Kirby, I can’t help but think that this crazy faith and the freedoms that it gives, are what make me as a person, as a spiritual force and as a leader. I think any indoctrinated Christian would be pretty depressed going into the ULC head on, because they find that it is entirely a non Christian faith, that teaches that the Christ was a satanic force on earth and that the bible is spilling countless lie after lie.
There have been revolts within the Church but that is only because Christians are egotist enough to think that every Church is their own ideals and teachings. What do you expect from a Church that made its message clear in the time of the hippies, giving out religious degrees in the back pages of rolling stone. I could not ask for a better faith to belong too, and call it my own, but I am also a matrix techno universalist so that is pretty much my own term I made up, a plethora of beliefs from non denominational to Buddhist, to techno, to the matrix movies aligning with the ULC and universal teachings, nature and the animal world. While also being a gay reverend makes for quite the interesting faith to call myself, this is the nature of the aries to go into unchartered waters and now I see the infancy of most faiths in this one lil blog, how there is not billions of dollars behind the ordeal, somebody got it started in the infancy of the internet only to be uncovered on a google 7,000,000,000,000 nanobyte hard drive in the year 2120 and revived into a massive faith that has been thumping along as long as techno, with the minister long dead, never to see any sort of money or fame or whatever because most mainstream methods of communication laugh at something like this virtual ministry lol everything shows me that what I am doing is right and my path is beautiful, and I get hints of premonitions that show me that my future is whatever I seek.
It is funny because I have secretly compared myself to Perez Hiltons blog at a few times and wonder why my blog hasn’t gone viral yet somebody that takes pictures of celebrities and draws lines on their crotches and words like ‘coke head’ near their faces can have millions of followers.
I have certainly supplied more star power than that, and certainly have put tremendous effort into my teachings over the years, but I don’t get let down, with me it rests in the singular, I was looking at how many people return to the blog every day. I get about 30 people a day reading stuff on here and lately have wanted to attract a bit more readers so thankfully blogger which is owned by google who owns youtube has put a blogger button on youtube and now can post videos I have watched and things from around the virtuosity.
Now I feel I am at my pinnacle, because I have tons of stuff to do on here from my mind each week and countless days worth of info easily accessible in past discourses, but have also opened up to being pretty out there online, but most people that criticize people like me, have no virtual nature so I have never been ashamed of what I put online, I have never been fearful about sharing my mistakes or wrong choices with other people to better serve their lives, I think that is the only way we are all going to become truly enlightened is for somebody to say what their heart means to express and we not only have this weeks troubles or endeavours to share with the world but countless lives of mistakes, adversity and energy that we can each share with the greater world in the form of the internet to better serve humanity.
I can’t imagine how people survived without the net and thankfully I matured as a person along with it in my early teens in the induction of the whole thing I was learning and growing along with this great tool of expression and enlightenment and it better served me intellectually and in areas of sexuality I found it to be a beautiful level of eye candy for me to truly figure out who I was  and what I stand for, and to back up that nature with my word and my life.
I thank you for this time reading my words and wish you only the best of days or night.

-Shaun A. Delage




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