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HaWaiian SalaManDeR





The challenge of life gets to people I think, for my own comfort and solace I find refuge in the life of a Buddhist monk, which makes me thankful for the simple luxuries I do have.
It is funny, everyone is striving for wealth it seems, but this is all an illusion, because there is far more wealthy people in the world than you can imagine, if you look at the high rises in a major city, you can’t help but think that somebody must own them, or a few
I think the thing that scares most people is that even if you are supremely wealthy and sophisticated the fact is that you can lose it all. And the notion that keeps people without wealth or power going is that you can go farther than your dreams in this reality.
Something that scares people from all walks of life, is losing the comforts of home. We are very fortunate in the west to live a comfortable and safe existence. But the truth is, it can be taken away in an instant.
The threat of a new world war or a supervirus or a terrorist nuclear bombing or another country collapsing is a reality for all of us.
Truth is, this reality is happening for about a quarter of the world right now, forced to walk for ten days to find refuge or political asylum in a neighbouring country to escape the bloodshed or unimaginable horrors going on that people are running away from.
Religion I hate to say is the main cause of all of this strife, race comes in a close second and money third.
Just an unfathomable amount of pain and sadness and horror in the name of god or (place appropriate divine being here) Which is one reason why I always have a mixed emotion about the titles I carry, one of them being reverend, I wanted to offer a point of view that doesn’t discriminate, that is compassionate, and respects all faiths and includes techno and mystery.
I think if people see at least one reverend that they can click with other than some weird old koot spewing blabber from a book written by god knows how many people purporting to be the word of the almighty, then they can stop saying that “all religion is evil” if everyone made their own belief system instead of blindly following others, or thousands year old weird rituals this world would be a better place.
I think the reason why there isn't as many reverends out there is that they haven’t discovered that they essentially are god. Their mind is god, their beautiful flesh body is god, just the mystery of how your body operates in a sack of skin is something nobody really contemplates and when you discover that there is just so much beauty to your thought process if you refine it, and have the ability to compassionately love every single being no matter what –then the almighty has done its work on you.
 Nobody knows what’s happening next, that is the beauty of this place, however there are some that have the entire timeline at their disposal and can see what is going to happen next and don’t get me started on alien intervention in society.
It seems like the present moment is a manifestation of all historical events past and future so what you can do to make your move, does matter, even if your part is very small.
Simply giving $3 to a cat charity once a month, or sending your insane relative a nice letter, or buying your partner a rose, or smiling at somebody in text online :) saving half your sandwich for the very filthy bag lady outside in the rain, it all matters.
One needs to constantly ask for forgiveness, not in a Christian sense from the Christ or god but you need to forgive others for what they have done to you and most of all you need to forgive yourself for all that you have done to others. It even comes down to a minute level of the insect you stepped on by accident yesterday that lost its life to your shoe. And you have to follow through with this to span across all dimensions, spaces and timelines, only to put you in a fortunate and beautiful place constantly being updated by the divine.

-Shaun A. Delage








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Black-Tailed FaWn








We are in a time of great and profound upheaval with wars looming on the horizon and a corrupt power structure, we have things like cities going bankrupt in America while they send billions in ‘aid’ to Isreal and for the price of the F-35’s they could give every homeless person a $600,000 house.
If you don’t think the system is corrupt just do a little soul searching. We have a nuclear power plant still in distress and a media blackout, they haven’t even reported anything about acid rain in two decades.
We have the situation in the Ukraine and with Russia and we have China becoming the sole manufacturing mecca on the planet where the US used to be, it seems they are gearing up for a welfare state in the west.
We have planes being shot down, planes vanishing.
The truth is, death could come at any moment for any one of us, when you meditate and come to terms with that, it is a whole new world, you see the world of suffering and you see the world with compassion from the tiniest insect just struggling to survive, to the largest mammal fighting to maintain survival.
The best piece of advice I can give you is to be kind in all dealings. Live your life with compassion and sincerity and all will be fine, all will be well and fruitful.
I think most people in the west are a bit disillusioned because they won’t believe anything is happening unless ISIS is in their backyard beheading people or the plane gets shot down at their kids school
We have a weird society currently with the snooping and surveillance and I have no idea when any of us will feel any sense of freedom and relief. I think things like occupy and other events such as double agents crossing sides have left the system increasingly paranoid
What does any of us have to hide? I mean come on, there is only so much snooping can do to the individual I laugh when I see articles about ‘gmail privacy’ and ‘facebook psyops’ I don’t really think the NSA CIA FBI CSIS etc is really gonna care about the 800th cat picture I have posted, or my 2490th email in my gmail that is contest spam.
I think only those that have things to hide are pretty paranoid, they aren’t gonna come after you unless you are a true threat, believe me they haven’t come after me yet and I have stroked the highest levels of conspiracy out there, they simply don’t care about the average folk
They are only harvesting countless amounts of energy into brands and codeworded situations to give themselves more power. I have felt pretty comfortable with society as it is going because it has treated me with dignity and respect and has been there when I needed it the most.
I don’t know how they do it in parts of the world with no social welfare structure out there, must be pretty greedy governments to take and take and not give back to their own people, including governments that are willing to have a billion people yet offer no social welfare structure.
I think if you are in a richer country so to speak and you don’t see how lucky you truly are this is a travesty because ignorance only brings despair in a sense that if you take this richness for granted there will be a run in a less fortunate country.
I think this structure is going to teeter along for at least the next 50 years in it’s present structure so I wouldn’t put much faith in doomsday scenarios or whatever but learn to embrace your time here and learn to live with and work with the structure as much as you physically and mentally can, since it doesn’t look like anything drastic or lifechanging is going to happen to our societies in the next while.
A rich person has as much time in their day as you do, they can’t buy more time. We are all afforded an equal amount of time here as everyone else and for heaven’s sake don’t waste your life away on triviality like the matrix will assume

-Shaun A. Delage




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Moroccan Clam









A truly spiritual person is hard to come by these days and I can definitely see why, you have the uber religious born again Christians that are in a pseudo cult and then you have the grotesque Catholics whom are responsible for much of the chaos in the world. Then you have Jewish and islam faiths that only offer different types of segregation, and I have learnt to distrust anything new age so quite a paradox lol
This is one of the reasons why I started the CHURCH OF TECHNO, I wanted to at least get the roots formed for a new millennium faith. Now the key is to get the roots formed within the energy of an ordained minister to provide the theory behind the religion.
Now one can say, my so called faith is only a blog or a website, and rightfully so to many so be it.
The only reasons it is not a physical structure, is one, I don’t have the money to put down for land, and two the land would have to be in operation in my country for 15 years to be recognized as a true religion. Quite the extreme set of circumstances, just like my religious credentials south of the border would be fully recognized to perform weddings and funerals but not here in my own country because of decades upon decades of legalities to unwind.
Fine, my church just exists virtually, and this is the future of everything, including ourselves could be in a virtual world of sorts.
But it just doesn’t take reading the blog every week to belong, and what exactly do I require? Well I will list here because to date I probably have zero true disciples lol

To evade and recognize ignorance in all dealings
To meditate at least three and half hours per week 30 min. per day
To read the manifesto, to understand the rave reverend
To look into forwarding your own enlightenment- be it by downloading esoteric books or dhamma talks and to chart or navigate, or begin to chart or navigate and take responsibility for the path of your soul
To attain the qualities of enlightenment without ignorance, hatred, illusion, negativity etc
To listen to techno -one hour per day -7 hours per week
To bring something to the world, be it art, music, write a book, create things.
To question their very nature in this existence every moment until the answers are given
To be a guiding light for others
To not become a new ager and get sucked into some of these ridiculous ritualistic cults, meaning only eating raw food to become enlightened, reciting mantras that you have no idea what you are evoking or to be a follower and not a leader, how glorious it would be to have a hundred new gurus leading their own faith with beliefs and life lessons for the world to come to understand
To not completely implode their entire reality and to try and mesh with this reality as much as they possibly can without revolting
 To live in passive resistance to the whole programming and cult hype of society
To take time to be in this reality somewhat by watching TV or buying a new gadget,
-to observe per se

Me personally I have embarked on a decade long quest of isolation, introversion, creativity, solitude and meditation to achieve what I want to achieve but I don’t expect this of people that quest after the goals of the church of techno, nor do I quest after money or donations… like other faiths.
Rightfully so I should be rewarded for my hard work, but it is also given to me in other forms of payment like energy and ideas, creativity, and honours. I strongly believe that if you have a goal in mind, say leading a church of techno and you put years upon years of work into it, with a few hours per week you are bound to be rewarded in ways that I can’t even really fathom.
Working with that and manifestation meditation I can honestly say that it will all fall into place for me one day I believe, and if it doesn’t – I have sewn some incredible energy and power into my next life or lives.
Every day I feel the world is ever so cruel to me, personally. The world is not very nice to a spiritual person that lives as a renunciate of the greater things that most of us take for granted. Even seeing $1000 is a blessing haha but that is not what I am here to do, I believe strongly that those with massive amounts of money are cursed. But, not all, you can see the truly enlightened beings with loads of cash, how they operate and where they put their money –and there probably isn’t many.
It is funny because say 90% of the world is NOT permitted to travel, mainly they can’t get appropriate permissions from the state, due to Islamic or communist law. But for even people in Canada and the USA the money simply isn’t there. It is easy to get swept up in a decade of the same old ritual and never getting to feel the wind in your hair in Quatar or being on a tour bus in New Zealand.
A world cruise is mostly out of the question for most of us, and people just tend to operate within their own quasi structure, never knowing there is a gigantic world with many interdimensional portals out there and the portals being the people you would meet, the people in Pakistan, Nigeria, or the UAE, these beings that their soul would reside on a dimension 4000 star systems over.
Everything is being very tightly controlled, including every dollar and cent and to whom it should go to and when and how it will be spent, but this is essentially the luciferian mind at work over this dimension.
I have been strongly focused on one simple trivial fact lately and it has been that they are preparing individuals for the eventual premier of the microchip. I see it strongly being programmed into our psyche, Most bank cards and credit cards in Canada have a “chip” on it read by a “chip” reader. There are signs at every reader reminding you it is a “chip” reader. All old bankcards pre chip days have been slowly phased out in the name of protecting consumer’s security and PIN
Also there is an advent that I personally see nobody has touched online and it is the introduction and assimilation of the ‘smart phone’ and ‘apps’ and now google glasses.
The truth is we probably have dozens of microchips all around us this very moment, I wonder if they are ultimately gearing up for individual control, but how they will tie it all together I don’t know, maybe calling it a ‘smart-chip’ or a ‘chip app’ or they will give each microchip implant holder $10,000?/$50,000/$100,000? As a signing bonus, initially wiping most inductees debt in an instant, but most people will just spend their savings away and they will make it easy to accrue massive debt load I mean c’mon food has just jumped like 400% in the past few years here because of their whole idea that it costs more to transport via oil and relating it to wars and such which essentially one little tidbit they left out is every major grocery line was bought up at the turn of the century by secret societies allowing them to tweak the price of food to an almost unaffordable amount and then you throw in the quotient that out of hundreds of thousands of cookies, crackers, soda, cereal, bread, cheese, meat, boxed fish, and everything else is all owned by the same 4-12 corporations.

As well I believe that the microchip scenario will be voluntary so as to not invoke clauses in dimensional and universal law, to see how many people will be chipped just look at how many people own and use smartphones in society and the cult that has started it's roots in the minds of our young, me personally I don't operate with any sort of cell phone anymore, nor credit card, and I have seen how alienated I am from society and even those that choose not to have any form of credit are refused quite a bit in society from renting things to hotel stays, even to meals on flights.
They have began this process, all but slightly, it will be interesting to see if there are islands of people who refuse the microchip the true human beings.

I strongly believe the whole societal structure going on currently is an advanced beta test – they are seeing how many people flock to the smartphones, how many people flock to the websites, what emails they send, what they buy on credit cards, who they talk to and what they say because they are gearing up for a friendly and smart new world order, one that most can live in fluently with no real hinderance.
Not saying close down your accounts and live in a mud hut lol no far from it, but this stuff has been happening for longer than we can all fathom perhaps a decade perhaps two perhaps everything from time of inception is controlled and mapped I have no idea, I just know that my own circumstance would have liked me either thrown in jail, infected with HIV, thrown of a yacht in the carribean, or eaten in a secret society ritual. So we’re not playing a ‘game’ here –far from it.
Even though media will force you to see that this is all just a funny little entertaining happy place to live when it is a world controlled by only a few, that control all facets of human interaction.
Another thing that they have found to have worked is tiring repetition even the basic structure of society is set up to repeat and reinforce every single incursion into your psyche from the commercials on TV –the same four that repeat through your favorite show to the monthly bill with the friendly logo on it, to the people you see every day all day at work, to the signs you see everywhere, people are almost excited to the nine when they see something different, something unfamiliar, something unique.
Anyways enough of my rant for today lol I hope this has helped and thank you for your time.
-Shaun  A. Delage




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Heaven Maine Coon






Faith is something you have to believe in. I am always in heaven when I hear people speak about atheism or non belief in spirituality, then you have the other end of the spectrum the people that are blindly devoted to their faith willing to leave their gay and lesbian brothers and sisters alone to die in the fight.
I believe we are all tested on our faith through choice and through thought. Even those that cannot find it within themselves to believe are welcomed into higher realms of existence.
I have always believed in a few gods, a faculty per se of divine beings much like the council in the matrix charged with charting the course of humanity. I have always believed in heaven, a higher power and I have met countless people that are so entwined with satanic instruction I believe in that power too.
A life is a complex array of Satanism and god mixed together.
We live on a beautiful planet only to have things sprayed on us, nuclear plants blow up, people with a detonation switch at their whim, only to be surrounded by a bed of wildflowers with deer feeding on grass just close by.
We have the future of our souls worth to fight for and if you give up halfway through there is no point to fighting if you don’t see any reward. How silly of those that have given up in the struggle because you have to chart your souls future through millennia in the present time. A very difficult process in astrophysics if you think about it haha
I feel sorry for those without any devotion and willing to strike down any religion even if it is something like my faith the church of techno, which is all encompassing and all loving all accepting just simply because I use the title of reverend before my name
On the other end of the spectrum I feel ashamed to call myself reverend with the abuse scandals and the reverend fred phelps of the godhatesfags church.
Which is why I have strived to be as encompassing with my readers because I have no idea who is reading my words, I just want them to know they are accepted and loved, you don’t need to hate to belong to my faith and technically you don’t even need to really belong per se, a blog vs. a church, a man vs. a boy, conspiracy vs. religion, techno vs. preaching
I cant begin to relay my devotion because one has to find that for themselves, if I could relay it, it would be a powerful mix of the best techno possible, 12 caps of xtacy, a huge cigar sized joint, a chocolate covered strawberry, a cigarette, a burger, a suicide attempt, and abusive life, teased, mocked, abused, male art, Warhol, a soulmate, a cello, a few laptops, some men with their shirts off, having $10,000 in cash on you, being able to fly, kissing a cat and rubbing your face on it like a motherkat, a glass of wine, an orgasm, a Ph.D, being basked in sunlight, radiance, rainbow, virtual clothing, first love, a prawn dipped in seafood sauce, and most of all creativity. Happiness amongst a prison structure.
I am not too fearful of what is going to happen in a few weeks, its almost as if it is facing death head on, like putting your mouth up to the barrel and it either goes off in one big bang or you take your mouth away and smile and walk away, a pseudo game of Russian roulette.
I am in a good place, have found my soulmate, get to be a forest hermit with a family of two young daughter cats, get to see deer and frogs and finches. We have a generator in case everything goes dark.
But most of all I have the faith that I have tried my best in this existence and worked with what I have to achieve my souls worth and purpose. I have the devotion to a mysterious array of beings I will never understand. I have touched many peoples lives with my words and my story, my manifesto and my thoughts. No doubt getting a few laughs in the process but I feel ready to face this lil thing called the end of the world head on, because if we all wake up in a light filled room somewhere two galaxies over and somebody saying, no, no everything is free, and this motorcade will take you to your palace. I wont complain haha
This attachment to this vulgar realm is what is so wrong, why are people attached to this place, it mystifies me, mainly because of the materialist nature of this place, and the ability to cast power over others, I believe. In more heavenly realms there would be no debt, no slavery, no rent, no authority, no rules.
Now how could one live without laws and rules, hahaha funny question because only those welcomed into more divine realms, KNOW all the rules, and only instruct their nature to the highest possible outcome, chances are you would be surrounded by the highest evolved beings able to instruct you to make the best possible choice as well, but most of all understand your wrongs.
I only need to look at my own scars on my wrists or the symptoms of old hag syndrome when I am between realities to understand the true nature of where I am housed, but to miss the divine, is seriously missing out. To miss petting my cats beautiful face or crying over a touching movie or laugh about the fact that you found a bone in your chicken pot pie.
It is almost as if life was out of our hands as a choice, much like death, so if the entire world was going to collapse I don’t think they would let any sort of insect in the hive try and alter the outcome.
People imagine it as some scary humanoid octopi things with fangs coming out of the fourteenth dimension and eating everyone alive, I guess that would be the true nature of the rapture.
But it is hell on earth every waking day we are enslaved by things we don’t understand like slavery, children, wives or husbands, business, debt, poverty, wealth, sickness, addiction, etc
Only when one begins to chart their nature and their choices to the most divine outcome can we see real results of our action, only making choices based in the highest possible realm of love, compassion, beauty, happiness, courage, and enlightenment are we truly doing where our soul wants us to go, and if your soul is not leading you there, something could be construed of your souls nature.
If 2012 does happen, I want to say thank you for reading, thank you for listening, thanks for your devotion, I hope I have helped you somewhat, I hope I have guided you through right and wrong and the dimensions of a mentally unstable rave reverend lol I will be there to welcome your battered soul into a more enlightened dimension with my rave robes on.
If it doesn’t happen, I will still be here till my ripe old age typing away, it is my purpose.
- Shaun A. Delage




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Kat downtempo











People can theorize what is about to happen in this so called meltdown of society, truth is nobody knows what is going to happen in a few months while most people can theorize simply what is going to take place, nobody truly knows the scope of 2012
I only look at the structure in place to understand exactly what could transpire, we have so called elected officials in office that further enchain people into bondage.
At the time of this writing there are 15 states under a form of martial law currently, the presidential election is in a few days and 2012 is just two months away. What a fucking chaotic time to be alive man haha
I was reading more about the Canadian emergency acts like USA ones, and all that is needed is a majority vote in parliament to enact emergency legislation and the charter of rights and freedoms are suspended and likewise in America once the emergency declarations are signed all forms of human rights are suspended as well and even atrocities performed under the martial law declarations are not even arguable before a supreme court.
So here we are.
I know exactly the worlds that surround us being in the astral and my brush with death have me fearless for the last moments, truth is many of us are suffering from health difficulties due to the radiation leaking into the environment.
If nothing happens in 2012 imagine how much time we have left of them plugging out multitudes of ipads. We have almost exhausted our creativity but exactly quite the opposite, all forms of creativity by uninitiated people into secret societies are not financed or marketed or even looked at.
Only that which props up the structure in some way be it forced work for pennies or indoctrination temples, (universities and skools) it is almost stifling to try and imagine what could happen and what may happen but there is always the extermination of the human race at hand, something that leads people into fear but death is not something to be feared.
I question god daily because if you give over your complete belief like many religions you open yourself to being ignorant. But how could a god allow things like nazi camps, north korea or forced work, obesity, murderous vengeful people walking the streets.
I guess one of the secrets of life is to keep your head above water and just live simply as best as karmically fortunate, this life may have been a waste but you have your next and others after it to worry about as well, and what exactly is this force that says you will be born in USA vs Canada vs North Korea vs China vs a human/cow/cat body
They say in muslim countries god willing, or god is with us, it is funny because it almost seems farthest from the truth and we are all meant to be here under the subservience of slave lords and masters whom decide our fate as entire countries and populations.
A world where millionaires can be anything they wish, ambassadors, prime ministers, presidents, kings, queens, CEO’s
But the rest of the populace is expendable of sorts, and cattle to them.
It will be an insane few months I can tell, and we are all alive and kicking to witness it, however death is nothing to be feared, a state where torture and corruption runs rampant is, but we can evolve together.
I just know I have personally achieved all that I wanted this life, and that is what keeps me going everyday. The power within to understand and contemplate my mistakes and circumstances and the power to believe that I was dealt a very unfortunate card in life. There must be an equal exchange of karma in life, otherwise you live and inhabit a prison structure.
Human beings are to be rewarded continuously for their service, not just once or twice in their lives, there must be an equal exchange or you will watch the karma unfold this very moment all around you before your very eyes.
-          Shaun A. Delage





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Gopher royalty




When I ponder the complexities of divinity I remain on the fence about it
I am only reminded of divine nature recently for example with people that care about me sending me a bed that I desperately needed or a new ipad contest win or a new ipod
But essentially divinity would only operate within the realms of spirituality
Sometimes I doubt divinity, I only need to look at my own trauma or experiences for example.
There are things within the human soul we will never know about like orgasms, sneezing, yawning and dreaming
So there must be more within the confines of our being that most are locked away from discovering
It is always wise to sit alone and meditate in the comfort and privacy of quiet and candle light
See the little thing I missed out on was being inducted into raver royalty in the 1990’s club kid and candy kid scene being one of the more harder edged candy kids I remain something solely a myth
For example it would be a paradox in the nineteen nineties and have upwards of 4000-5000 friends
It would be easy to say Hey scene how are you – I kind of got a feel for how the rave scene has progressed from a man scruffing my head like a gopher recently and some insane candy ravers eccentricities
Working within the realms of addiction, monarch slavery, poverty and conspiracy not to mention my more artistic qualities proves challenging then you add in on top of it all that we are involved in world war 3 and things are happening around the world we will never know perhaps for another fifty years
I have always advocated meditating by candlelight because if you do not allow divinity to aid your path you will never break out of the cycle
I have been pondering my own path of the one, and rightfully I am the one because I have forced many people to discover their inner nature and work to resolve their humanity or whatever I don’t even care at this point what they do with themselves because I believe many of us here are harnessed within the lower astral worlds and can never possibly escape,
The only freedom people like this see is being able to come into this reality as a success and treat everyone else like they are beneath them and this is unfortunate
It would seem like the ancient souls are the ones that are poor, dejected and going through things like sickness abuse and trauma
We live in a literal hell world and have been harnessed here by forces beyond our control
Life is all about learning and not seeing the world as a hell realm per se but to see it as an object of beauty
Were engrained into our skulls daily that we are sick rapists that hurt old ladies when that is the farthest from the truth, if only the media told proper enlightenment to the masses we would not be under this sick and twisted play space for the hybrids
Hybrids we are
From the modern condos to the synthetic fabrics, microchips on bank cards, to the ritzy futuristic looking news rooms that are being blared at us
Its almost as if aliens have taken  over and do not want to be visible so their culture permeates everything in existence, hidden of course
Gone are the days of candlelight and canning and knitting and the more traditional methods of living as we welcome this new modern hybridic state into our lives pre packaged meals that cook in one and half minutes to the rayon we are wearing and the $35,000 sunglasses
I’m sorry but you could support a village on that amount in Pakistan for a year
So its almost like what the fuck are we all involved in
Almost a playspace for the satanically inducted only to enjoy
While the real peaceful souls and people with purpose are left in a poverty state and in a trauma state while those that succumb to hazing, blood drinking and incest get to travel the world and resist the trauma state by soaking their finely manicured toes into the white sand beaches while sipping champagne
Many people don’t ever get to travel and when they do they only get to travel once a year
What an existence
I have submitted my manifesto to the icke site, while not an egotistical pursuit I mainly do it because of the secrets that are on the document are constantly enveloping my being into the trauma state
While I only operate within the realms of enlightenment I don’t let this bother me, it would be neat to be able to speak about my experiences at a conspiracy gathering or something
But I am not after fame and fortune although it may happen with my books being published and my art movement but not for now and it seems like an odd existence to want anyways
Liberation from suffering seems to be the going goal
sShaun A. Delage