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What exactly is the church of techno? One may ask…. Many people enjoy techno music but never envisioned a virtuosity that emblazens the ideals of the culture in one blog.

It just ‘is’ and I definitely don’t use the bible as a reference, all the seeming illusions of it all. It is quite amusing to be a faith yet have little faith.

Truth is, nobody could compare to this whole virtuosity and many would not choose to put themselves out there like I have.

It seems I have to prove myself in a sense while claiming I am a reverend and a doctor. It is funny, because I have proven myself in the discourses of the church over the years, oh how I have evolved in my theory, but to anybody that doesn’t even take the time to read what I have said, they are mainly acting out of ignorance, because society teaches them to be critical of others, especially those that claim the title of Doctor. Hehe

To actually get a solid understanding of where I stand, you would have to read through a few dozen discourses and look at the art I have created to go along with each discourse, and read through my manifesto to understand the reverend behind the virtual ministry, and thankfully those that have returned time and time again have done their research enough to warrant a curiosity with the faith

I would have to say that I come from a universal celestial philosophy, not even of this world, and not even based in reality.

I got ordained by UNIVERSAL LIFE CHURCH around 2002 and then a few years passed by and I was pondering how to better suit my qualifications as an ordained minister rather than just use the ordination for novelty purposes, like most do. Some ordaining pets, and dead grandparents, spouses, their goldfish, virtual world avatars etc it is funny but it is the realms of the internet, mostly everything can be done online, including an instant ordination for life and without cost.

So I started a blog and titled it THE CHURCH OF TECHNO, a virtual ministry where I could define whom I have grown to be, while offering teachings in universalism, void of biblical intrigue, more attaching to conspiracy, liberation, enlightenment, things that come to me while meditating and dreamwork, poetry.

In the early years I started each discourse with form, my art plus a fractal the original picture of the art and the dreamwork I am involved in nightly, the discourse, some poetry, and my tinkertots coloured font and finale.

I found the original form to be taxing to follow and sometimes I felt inspired to write with no dreamwork and no poetry etc.

Now each discourse follows the same bizarre paradigm in form, The male art I have created, a fractal, the original pic, the discourse, the tinkertot and bam we have instruction from a creative centered exile of the system.

Never ever have I wanted to control people, or lead people on, or scare people-ex. My manifesto.

My own nature wanted to put my life story out there so that other more naïve souls could learn from my mistakes and consider them in their own path. I have always wanted to provide spiritual guidance and write examples of how people could live their lives eloquently.

It never dawned on me until a few years after the blog, that I am the leader of a new faith, a virtuosity of form, the future of religion, something nobody could copy if they tried lol

So the LEADER of the Church of Techno was born. An enigma of sorts, and aries people are always sort of egotistical without being egocentric, we tend to go into uncharted waters, some of my family doesn’t understand me when I show up with a few doctorates and a bag of clothes, some almond milk and try and state I am a reverend, haha oh how they must think I am delusional.

But if they can’t take 5 seconds to google me, there is no saving them really, it is funny how I can be more honest with complete strangers, devotees, enemies, and stalkers, internet folk. Over my own family and friends and siblings.

I personally know there is more at play than what is being told to me, I have been shown things and circumstances that no other are welcome too, I am honored to be able to live an enlightened life detached from my stresses and the illusions of those closest to me, the trappings of a materialist society.

To say it simply, I get to live a spiritual life, the life of the exile, the life of the techno rave reverend and I couldn’t be happier

Nobody is forced to read my rantings, take it or leave it

I hope I have helped most of you these years

-          Shaun A. Delage

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Credentials of ministry

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Trying to explain myself offline proves challenging attempting to explain in a simple sentence or two what exactly this virtual ministry entails

It just exists, there are no rings to kiss, or blood and body of Christ to input into your being, there are no mantras to recite, songs to sing, or prayers to be had, there is no physical building

Take it or leave it, but most come back because I offer an isolationist and enlightened theory to existence and I do take great pride in being the leader of the church of techno, and nobody could compare but who would want to completely understand

To millennium warriors I am accepted and honoured

To matrix warriors

Hippies

Ravers

Wiccans

Cybergoth

Hackers

Conspiracy theorists

Lefties

Furries

I have a valid existence. To hybrids, or the people hopelessly involved with the system and its rules or confines I have no place in society…to them, I am hunted and can possibly bring about the destruction of my own country and in effect place myself as its leader. But that’s just my ego haha because who wants to follow the instructions of some cruel hybrids when you can follow enlightened theory by somebody ordained into universalism and self ordained into matrix techno universalism

My credentials are simply legalities – I don’t really use them much, much like a grad certificate you work for ¼ of your life and realize it was all a waste in the prison system we understand

But technically this matrix and the quasi structure around you is the greatest illusion at play because most people are living in a prison system and a slavery net too taken by their own greed to continue on looking for answers or discovering themselves

So I make it aware to people that I resist being imprisoned and rightfully so some may argue a self induced nocturnal isolationist to achieve enlightenment may seem bizarre to some but to me it offers me my own critique of the world and many other dimensions that exist inside your brain and essentially your soul but it doesn’t stop there – these are actual physical places to visit but most aren’t willing to relay that they are able to see other worlds they simply reject the visions or work to disregard them all together many sadly are not ordained with the sight I am discovering and this is sad, because they are unable to perceive suffering or things like dimensional travel objectively

When you begin to say no I am not the sick medicated one, society is what should be medicated

For an attempt to quantify my virtual ministry to a common individual seems tiring because the person always wonders what test or what you have to prove to relay your worth what you need to project to the world, when they find out anybody can be ordained and for life without cost, no cassock to wear they get suspicious

But don’t worry in one of my relapses I wore full on tibetian robes and kept my hair and skater shoes haha so if that helps lolz

The liberal government here relayed that if elected they would legalize marijuana in entirety

We have the extreme whacko right wingers running the show right now.

Declaration of the captivation manifesto places me as this countries supreme leader and formerly ends the institution of Canada as we know it.

But ….I am in a goofy mood lolz

So I will just share my dimensional travel and leave it at that

Take care blogbuddies

I ask my guide to show me the way and what I get is a nice tabby

First I pressed my teeth together and chipped about 3 off with brain tissue in them, so imagine my horror trying to call a dentist in the astral world lol people would just shout and point and snarl but I didn’t care. Because my animal took me to my next vision, I was in a mall and came up to some ruffians or hoolighans who shouted “fag” to somebody else – so I walked up and said I am a fag and I resent what you said you shouldn’t vocalize your hatred ..at that point two girls he was with got up and walked away haha so I took my leave and wandered the dimensional mall – I missed the cushy dimensional spaceship bus that brought me to there so I walked to the back of the mall and came across a seedy area all fenced off with drug heads and vagrants everywhere kinda a nasty part of town to say the least – I came across a heroin addict and she said you’re not passing here and I said listen I don’t want any trouble I am just here to explore. Heres ten bucks for you so I can pass and all I have is fifteen so if you let me I will be greatful, here, ten for you and five for me…maybe I will find a joint who knows and she laughed and said fine and she waved me through so I walked into a building and came across a weird group with my ex the cybergypsy arts weirdo it was a yogi meditation group there was leaders and they were eating this weird rice with entrails and they were a terrorist factional cult I wanted to discover exactly what they were doing but they were going to public areas dressed in militia gear eating this stuff and contorting their body pretty insane anyways I burst into this room, kinda snuck in and I saw them all sitting there and wanted to join them they said you cant be here its against protocol my ex was sitting there with the didjeridoo I gave him for his bday smiling anyways I walked out then turned around and walked back in and produced the largest and most impressive quartz crystal ever seen and made an offering to the people leading the teaching and walked out anyways I went to the mall sections and walked for ages past all kinds of stores and went to a ritzy ten star hotel and paid for two weeks for my room and then went to get my luggage that a kind Punjabi girl was guarding and the gypsy cult went and ripped my luggage from here and took about $90,000 in cash I had on me so I went back to the hotel to try and get a refund and the guy said we don’t give refunds to protect our clients but your still welcome to stay for the two weeks and we both laughed. I searched vast hallways of this mall that is west edmonton mall or mall of America on steroids and asked people where the airport was (apparently attached to the mall) I walked to an info booth and asked where the aiport was and she said “hun we covered it on the reality show broadcast last week” cackling so I walked away from those bitches and went out of the mall which had no expansive parking lot and found a bunch of rocks in the bay near the ocean and I asked a girl quietly where the airport was and she pointed past a mountain and I said holy I will be at this for awhile then haha thankfully I was rescued by my power animal who took me to a ritzy condo and this teenage stud left a notepad of an elephant and a visual MP3 player so I was scanning tidbits of his life, pics, some naughty and he had a skater look he was hot I was wondering where he was I walked out of the street and was stopped by a detective who asked me to take out my wallet which was stuffed with about one quarter million dollars at the time and he said you have to come with me so I went with him to a busy room anyways I said are you a real detective show me a picture ID and a badge and he produced this huge cardboard paper sign that resembles some sort of identification but I said dude is that thing real and he said yes anyways I asked this nerdy looking broad manning a counter is this guy a police officer and she said yeah now get away from me so I was put into this seedy motel room but it was overlooking an industrial section of town and big nasty straight men gathered on both sides in lumberjack shirts so I was going to die of thirst when I was offered a cup of a metallic gelatin which I poured onto the floor in a few huge slops

Thankfully the tabby helped me find my way back to earth in 2012

-          Revz it up – Shaun A. Delage

THANKS EVERYONE WE JUST MADE IT TO 13,000+ discourses read :0

One Response from mass email a week ago ONE

So I did get one response from the 8 or so notices i sent out to all involved on my captivation piece which I have listed at the very back of the document from now on as well.
There was no disclaimer on the email but the pdf was marked read only but i figured a workaround and will post the response by the Vancouver Coastal health board..I like their ability to twist the truth

I never got an injection in the buttock as they state it was above the knee. And there was a female security there as well not 3 male staff. I didnt bang on the windows I tried to throw a desk thru the window to escape their imprisonment according to the geneva convention. I never threw apples at staff either. I was not restrained twice but once and was restrained into a stretcher and that is when i said how many people do you inject like this and the nurse said NOT ENOUGH