Virtual Ministry Archive

ChUrCh of RaviOLLi







What exactly is the church of techno? One may ask…. Many people enjoy techno music but never envisioned a virtuosity that emblazens the ideals of the culture in one blog.
It just ‘is’ and I definitely don’t use the bible as a reference, all the seeming illusions of it all. It is quite amusing to be a faith yet have little faith.
Truth is, nobody could compare to this whole virtuosity and many would not choose to put themselves out there like I have.
It seems I have to prove myself in a sense while claiming I am a reverend and a doctor. It is funny, because I have proven myself in the discourses of the church over the years, oh how I have evolved in my theory, but to anybody that doesn’t even take the time to read what I have said, they are mainly acting out of ignorance, because society teaches them to be critical of others, especially those that claim the title of Doctor. Hehe
To actually get a solid understanding of where I stand, you would have to read through a few dozen discourses and look at the art I have created to go along with each discourse, and read through my manifesto to understand the reverend behind the virtual ministry, and thankfully those that have returned time and time again have done their research enough to warrant a curiosity with the faith
I would have to say that I come from a universal celestial philosophy, not even of this world, and not even based in reality.
I got ordained by UNIVERSAL LIFE CHURCH around 2002 and then a few years passed by and I was pondering how to better suit my qualifications as an ordained minister rather than just use the ordination for novelty purposes, like most do. Some ordaining pets, and dead grandparents, spouses, their goldfish, virtual world avatars etc it is funny but it is the realms of the internet, mostly everything can be done online, including an instant ordination for life and without cost.
So I started a blog and titled it THE CHURCH OF TECHNO, a virtual ministry where I could define whom I have grown to be, while offering teachings in universalism, void of biblical intrigue, more attaching to conspiracy, liberation, enlightenment, things that come to me while meditating and dreamwork, poetry.
In the early years I started each discourse with form, my art plus a fractal the original picture of the art and the dreamwork I am involved in nightly, the discourse, some poetry, and my tinkertots coloured font and finale.
I found the original form to be taxing to follow and sometimes I felt inspired to write with no dreamwork and no poetry etc.
Now each discourse follows the same bizarre paradigm in form, The male art I have created, a fractal, the original pic, the discourse, the tinkertot and bam we have instruction from a creative centered exile of the system.
Never ever have I wanted to control people, or lead people on, or scare people-ex. My manifesto.
My own nature wanted to put my life story out there so that other more naïve souls could learn from my mistakes and consider them in their own path. I have always wanted to provide spiritual guidance and write examples of how people could live their lives eloquently.
It never dawned on me until a few years after the blog, that I am the leader of a new faith, a virtuosity of form, the future of religion, something nobody could copy if they tried lol
So the LEADER of the Church of Techno was born. An enigma of sorts, and aries people are always sort of egotistical without being egocentric, we tend to go into uncharted waters, some of my family doesn’t understand me when I show up with a few doctorates and a bag of clothes, some almond milk and try and state I am a reverend, haha oh how they must think I am delusional.
But if they can’t take 5 seconds to google me, there is no saving them really, it is funny how I can be more honest with complete strangers, devotees, enemies, and stalkers, internet folk. Over my own family and friends and siblings.
I personally know there is more at play than what is being told to me, I have been shown things and circumstances that no other are welcome too, I am honored to be able to live an enlightened life detached from my stresses and the illusions of those closest to me, the trappings of a materialist society.
To say it simply, I get to live a spiritual life, the life of the exile, the life of the techno rave reverend and I couldn’t be happier
Nobody is forced to read my rantings, take it or leave it
I hope I have helped most of you these years
-          Shaun A. Delage




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