Stork talk

The timing for a church of techno dispatch couldn’t come sooner.....

I will start tonights discourse with some psychic readings that I have done recently and paid for on behalf of some good merits provided from my second life virtual income, it is a blessing to be able to dispatch this advanced information to my disciples

The second half will be my interdimensional/astral dream state travel which I will outline in the second half !

Psychic readings :

1)     What am I to do about my books I wrote about dimensional travel do you see me becoming something fabulous of a writer or will I be editing these things for years lol

Answer= Your books will eventually gain a following. Don't let the slow start discourage you. The time and effort that you have exerted will pay off. The most effective thing that you can do is to just focus on the writing. People will begin to become very interested in the subject, and you have the potential to become a great writer. I offer a talent spell in my EBay store that can help you. I can customize this spell to help you develop your writing skills even further. Here is a link to the spell, if you are interested:


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2) Should I keep entering hospital lotteries? a previous psychic said I will have a lot of power and authority was she just some weird gypsy?

Answer= I do believe that you have energy that could develop into psychic powers. This energy is somewhat similar to what helps you with your writing abilities. I don't believe that you will have much success with hospital lotteries, but you do have potential to develop psychic abilities.

3) Should I become a buddhist monk, I mean is there any future in the above two things if not then I am willing to move on and renounce this material world for a monastic existence. I mean can I really be what it takes to be a buddhist monk or am I just obsessed about monasticism, I wonder if they can admit me being on medication and having insomnia. is this an unreasonable goal for myself ?

answer= This is an important decision for you. You can succeed in this material world. However, you would more easily fall into a life like a Buddhist monk. You would become happier with this type of life. You would do better here as your nature makes a spiritual existence more suited to you.

my 3 questions=
1) 2012 and canada is anything going to happen? I can see the seeds being sewn for chaos and world war 3 ....

answer= The seeds of a World War are coming, but over the last decade I have seen the timing pushed back repeatedly. As it stands right now, it will happen in 2014 and will actually be smaller than the WWI or WWII. Part of the reason that it keeps getting pushed back is the primary focus keeps changing...The Middle East, Africa, Orient, Gays verses Religious Right, Middle East again, now it seems to be an economic starter and it feels more like a Civil War that crosses boarders.


The US, Canada and Mexico will form some sort of military agreement and the border areas will all three change, the changes seem to be mostly symbolic, Canada will loose so many acres on one side of the country and gain about the same number on the opposite side. There is a small area around Texas that the US will loose but will gain the Baji area. A rather large difference going to the US. Also there seems to be a large but controlled migration North.

2) where will I get the money for editing my book? will this be a long drawn out process?

Answer= The money for editing the book will take time and actually come from more than one source. The greater share will come from information you find in a book. I unfortunately do not get a name of the book, but you either already know about it or will very soon. Yes it will be a drawn out and annoyingly tedious process. Add six months to your present expectations and you will not be far off on the timing. The rest of the money will come only after you receive the majority from the books information.

3) anything in my future?

Answer= As things are now, you are pushing too hard in general and are soon going to learn how to gain patience and wait for things to come when needed and in the proper time, not when you think they should. The next six to eight months are going to annoy you to no end as everything you touch will be dealing with delays,,,Including you being on time. About 4-6 months from now your romantic life will blossom and take some unexpected turns, part of this time is to help you focus elsewhere.

Astral travel=

I arrived at a school thanks to my ferret power animal and a black guy and me met up and clicked, and fell in love we were supposed to meet again in the theatre anyway I go into the theatre and ended up going with a girl and she was going to do something brutal to me, so I hopped out of the car in winter. And I was miles from the school so I bartered with some strange man to give me a ride and also spied on 3 strange older people in a house, eventually I found myself back at the school  met up with the guy and snuggled.

Next I went to a cafe and stole some guys wallet and went between levels and saw a cat and had to pinch it to come close

Next I was riding bikes with flight through a river ravine doing flips

I was a bit apprehensive about my skill to ride, and a guy scattered some candy on a couch like suckers and stuff a blonde stud lol

Next thx to the ferret I went to a weird house in the middle of the country where I was staying with my friend and two brothers and some girl and a mom and dad and a hot dog, dog.

I said it was 4:20 I told the kid I was nocturnal and he didn’t get it. I was doing something and water ended up all over the kid he got pretty mad

Next I got a ride through the country and the guy drove me to a wal mart type place anyways I started to flip out cause we were taking so long so I went to the store and played video games then I took the bus up with 3 mexicans up the mountain.

Next I went to a grocery store with my ex and we were filling a  suitcase full of food anyways I go away and he was hooking up with somebody in the washroom and then I noticed he was wearing a jockstrap lol

Then I met a hot guy that was a libra and he was in his room which overlooked an underground garage of sorts I noticed several gold rings and a jewellery case and as I was leaving he was showering in the next room

Next I was riding a kids bike through town when I ditched it from a flat tire and started walking and I saw a kid trying to break into cars, as I was walking I noticed some police talking about the kid. Spying on him then I caught a ride posing as a paramedic some guy gave me a mini sun which i put into my pocket and then later wore, and walked through a store in an open mall and some fat kid spit stuff on me and so I told the store person who said to lick her pussy which I found gross and then in horror I backed into a bear daddy holding a fetus and he smelled really bad

Next I rescued a stray cat and fed it and gave it water and a home and a bed outside of its cage where it was being abused , it ate a bit

Then I took some kids wallet whom knew who I was and he told the casino people and they ended up beating him up – kinda a shady casino anyways I used the thousands of dollars to catch a ride across town to another casino

-          Shaun A. Delage

cat paw massage

Well I am glad to see the church is continuing

I have never viewed my spending years upon years offering the discourses in enlightenment and ascension mixed with a little bit of craziness as a setback or a waste of time
exactly quite the opposite
I have had countless emails telling me to keep going, me so amazing hehe
just funny to be an online personality lolz

So I am at a fence in the road, I can continue my writing or simply let go and ordain as a Buddhist monk

The monk thing has been in my life for quite some time since taking Vipassana meditation courses – I adore monastic life, what I need to discover if this includes me, right now or shall I wait till I am 40 and have exhausted every avenue in the material matrix

Tough choice

But ordaining seems like the right choice for me, spiritually – To involve myself in the most reclusive and enlightened faith on the planet

A psychic recently said I can still do well in the material world, and if I should so choose, my books will gain quite the following but she also said about the monk thing…

This is an important decision for you. You can succeed in this material world. However, you would more easily fall into a life like a Buddhist monk. You would become happier with this type of life. You would do better here as your nature makes a spiritual existence more suited to you.

 The prospect of love and the idea of becoming a world famous author and artist keep me going in this reality but none of the material world gives me any sense of satisfaction

I have searched for love countless times, almost to lose my life- this is what people sing about

The paradoxes of love so how could I search this out, I even tend to wonder about my thinking process

The world has a lot of beauty and love in it, none of which I believe I have found, only materialism, hatred and illusion-nothing I want any part in, I strive to be around those of my own kind, uber intelligence, striving for enlightenment, ascension and evolution – some peace and quiet, assisting others through suffering is my greatest need considering the magnanimity of my own suffering

I believe I would make a great Buddhist monk hehe just I would miss things like, dinner, my hair and eyebrows, orgasms, shaving pubes, voting, clothes, luxurious beds lol (I know big one haha) television, techno, the internet among a few things

It would be tough to be around a bunch of other men in robes in the middle of the furest without thinking a sexual thought haha

Part of me wants to go the route that is the toughest but I can stick it out – to achieve enlightenment and be released from being reborn into constant suffering

I have always been anti religion which is ironic because I have held the titles of Reverend and Doctor for about 9 years – I don’t pretend to know it all or want to go into spirituality for egotist pursuits

I just think the eastern cultures has nailed down the paradoxes of enlightenment in a religion to the nine while the western religions lack any level of evolution

Only lost in a sea of riddles and wafers and baptisms god give my head a shake

So for me to ordain would be a big step, one in which I have been pondering my existence as such for about a decade and I imagine myself with robes on and no hair and no eyebrows god what a hot mess but I think I would make a sexy hairless monk

It would take a lot of courage to walk away from this blog, my novels, my virtual world of second life, the prospect of love and materialism in totality but a step in life I am willing to do, because I live with very little and it almost seems like a blessing to release holding money all together

To some people religion is poison

Just imagine trying to tell your mostly catholic family you want to be a Buddhist monk haha

Blessings

Just wanted to give my blogbuddies an update

-          Shaun A. Delage

cat people

Trying to explain myself offline proves challenging attempting to explain in a simple sentence or two what exactly this virtual ministry entails

It just exists, there are no rings to kiss, or blood and body of Christ to input into your being, there are no mantras to recite, songs to sing, or prayers to be had, there is no physical building

Take it or leave it, but most come back because I offer an isolationist and enlightened theory to existence and I do take great pride in being the leader of the church of techno, and nobody could compare but who would want to completely understand

To millennium warriors I am accepted and honoured

To matrix warriors

Hippies

Ravers

Wiccans

Cybergoth

Hackers

Conspiracy theorists

Lefties

Furries

I have a valid existence. To hybrids, or the people hopelessly involved with the system and its rules or confines I have no place in society…to them, I am hunted and can possibly bring about the destruction of my own country and in effect place myself as its leader. But that’s just my ego haha because who wants to follow the instructions of some cruel hybrids when you can follow enlightened theory by somebody ordained into universalism and self ordained into matrix techno universalism

My credentials are simply legalities – I don’t really use them much, much like a grad certificate you work for ¼ of your life and realize it was all a waste in the prison system we understand

But technically this matrix and the quasi structure around you is the greatest illusion at play because most people are living in a prison system and a slavery net too taken by their own greed to continue on looking for answers or discovering themselves

So I make it aware to people that I resist being imprisoned and rightfully so some may argue a self induced nocturnal isolationist to achieve enlightenment may seem bizarre to some but to me it offers me my own critique of the world and many other dimensions that exist inside your brain and essentially your soul but it doesn’t stop there – these are actual physical places to visit but most aren’t willing to relay that they are able to see other worlds they simply reject the visions or work to disregard them all together many sadly are not ordained with the sight I am discovering and this is sad, because they are unable to perceive suffering or things like dimensional travel objectively

When you begin to say no I am not the sick medicated one, society is what should be medicated

For an attempt to quantify my virtual ministry to a common individual seems tiring because the person always wonders what test or what you have to prove to relay your worth what you need to project to the world, when they find out anybody can be ordained and for life without cost, no cassock to wear they get suspicious

But don’t worry in one of my relapses I wore full on tibetian robes and kept my hair and skater shoes haha so if that helps lolz

The liberal government here relayed that if elected they would legalize marijuana in entirety

We have the extreme whacko right wingers running the show right now.

Declaration of the captivation manifesto places me as this countries supreme leader and formerly ends the institution of Canada as we know it.

But ….I am in a goofy mood lolz

So I will just share my dimensional travel and leave it at that

Take care blogbuddies

I ask my guide to show me the way and what I get is a nice tabby

First I pressed my teeth together and chipped about 3 off with brain tissue in them, so imagine my horror trying to call a dentist in the astral world lol people would just shout and point and snarl but I didn’t care. Because my animal took me to my next vision, I was in a mall and came up to some ruffians or hoolighans who shouted “fag” to somebody else – so I walked up and said I am a fag and I resent what you said you shouldn’t vocalize your hatred ..at that point two girls he was with got up and walked away haha so I took my leave and wandered the dimensional mall – I missed the cushy dimensional spaceship bus that brought me to there so I walked to the back of the mall and came across a seedy area all fenced off with drug heads and vagrants everywhere kinda a nasty part of town to say the least – I came across a heroin addict and she said you’re not passing here and I said listen I don’t want any trouble I am just here to explore. Heres ten bucks for you so I can pass and all I have is fifteen so if you let me I will be greatful, here, ten for you and five for me…maybe I will find a joint who knows and she laughed and said fine and she waved me through so I walked into a building and came across a weird group with my ex the cybergypsy arts weirdo it was a yogi meditation group there was leaders and they were eating this weird rice with entrails and they were a terrorist factional cult I wanted to discover exactly what they were doing but they were going to public areas dressed in militia gear eating this stuff and contorting their body pretty insane anyways I burst into this room, kinda snuck in and I saw them all sitting there and wanted to join them they said you cant be here its against protocol my ex was sitting there with the didjeridoo I gave him for his bday smiling anyways I walked out then turned around and walked back in and produced the largest and most impressive quartz crystal ever seen and made an offering to the people leading the teaching and walked out anyways I went to the mall sections and walked for ages past all kinds of stores and went to a ritzy ten star hotel and paid for two weeks for my room and then went to get my luggage that a kind Punjabi girl was guarding and the gypsy cult went and ripped my luggage from here and took about $90,000 in cash I had on me so I went back to the hotel to try and get a refund and the guy said we don’t give refunds to protect our clients but your still welcome to stay for the two weeks and we both laughed. I searched vast hallways of this mall that is west edmonton mall or mall of America on steroids and asked people where the airport was (apparently attached to the mall) I walked to an info booth and asked where the aiport was and she said “hun we covered it on the reality show broadcast last week” cackling so I walked away from those bitches and went out of the mall which had no expansive parking lot and found a bunch of rocks in the bay near the ocean and I asked a girl quietly where the airport was and she pointed past a mountain and I said holy I will be at this for awhile then haha thankfully I was rescued by my power animal who took me to a ritzy condo and this teenage stud left a notepad of an elephant and a visual MP3 player so I was scanning tidbits of his life, pics, some naughty and he had a skater look he was hot I was wondering where he was I walked out of the street and was stopped by a detective who asked me to take out my wallet which was stuffed with about one quarter million dollars at the time and he said you have to come with me so I went with him to a busy room anyways I said are you a real detective show me a picture ID and a badge and he produced this huge cardboard paper sign that resembles some sort of identification but I said dude is that thing real and he said yes anyways I asked this nerdy looking broad manning a counter is this guy a police officer and she said yeah now get away from me so I was put into this seedy motel room but it was overlooking an industrial section of town and big nasty straight men gathered on both sides in lumberjack shirts so I was going to die of thirst when I was offered a cup of a metallic gelatin which I poured onto the floor in a few huge slops

Thankfully the tabby helped me find my way back to earth in 2012

-          Revz it up – Shaun A. Delage

THANKS EVERYONE WE JUST MADE IT TO 13,000+ discourses read :0

blacklight lane 2.2

orca talk

I have been realizing how much of a dark angel I actually am

Nevermind the fact that I was filmed on the pilot episode of DARK ANGEL with Jessica alba which also resulted in a crime on her movie set then being hunted by her personally and her showing up to sen5es bakery where I underwent monarch training

It is tough to understand how to conceptualize a Masonic conspiracy when EVERYONE you know is involved and they simply label me as paranoid in the system when 100% of the system is involved in the trauma state

It almost feels like the entire world was working against me and yet I am still here

So what exactly leads to an ego like mine well you only need to research my manifesto to realize how much my ego maniacal behavior is characterized in an embodiment of truth

Many would say I deserve my treatment and to be literally hunted and butchered alive by the earth based and sin based justice league

On behalf of that which is just but funny thing is these knights are going around meticulously hunting people simply for their wrong deeds in the trauma state and the trauma state is to blame for most of the laws being broken and sins committed on behalf of the traumatized

Technically the earth itself is one huge dimensional matrix

My life is dimensionally different from yours likewise queens and presidents are operating at almost alien and hybrid frequencies not to mention alien and hybrid realities co existing with your own existence which most likely doesn’t have that much power wealth or substance other than a simple reality based on the sen5es and appeasing slave lords

There is no doubt in my mind that we have been under emergency rule since the 1930’s

But as well I feel the people rising up against the state is only going to bring more restrictions

So technically I am heralding the new world order

And the police state

But I wrote in my previous blog that we are in world war three and under extreme propaganda and psychological operations

The secret to my existence is that I don’t matter and that I am just some poor mendicant in  Canada that is a literal exile and forgotten but the truth of the matter is currently I am one of the most famous Canadians in existence according to my captivation manifesto

Oh the ego

LoL

But, guess who will be the first to be executed when we undergo military rule

I guess most are so subservient that they never ask questions of their reality and reality if you think about it in individual circumstances is a very very small world

I believe strongly that echelon (the global computer grid/intelligence)

Employs hundreds of thousands of intelligent programs to interact with human beings online to achieve the illusion of a vast world

Mind you when you walk outside there are countless beings but they are not real if you ponder them in ultimate reality

Technically even those close to you are illusion and as well you should never concern yourself with what is happening thousands of miles away

The only awareness you need to focus on is in your presence

That is where the truth rests

If you are being ridiculed, abused, harassed, critiqued etc

Then you have to bring your presence to some place where you experience freedom enlightenment ascension and evolution
I have had some time with a very cute cat and a very cute man whom I adore

Almost rescued me from my internal trauma state and technically if most of my manifesto was ages ago I beg to differ that there is no time, that much of the experiences I relay are operating in sub realities operating concurrently along our own

My only goals most likely in incarnation were to be an enlightened being and inherent to my spiritual programming I am most likely a guru of sorts but that is not an illustrious position to hold unless you are financed and promoted in a world with so much illusion

Now many wonder what the fuck am I and how did I come to play on earth and the answer is simple

My last incarnation was a female mason in the eastern star cult where I welcomed the highest and most advanced rituals of the Cleopatra consciousness into my soul now this gets tricky because my death came suddenly and without explanation and essentially one of my goals was to meticulously reenact the trauma state and prove it simply because most incarnations are too naïve to perceive individual trauma states

There is an all out war to make you believe in this reality as being your reality in a sense making you believe you are nothing when in fact your creation is the most impressive in the galaxy 

your simply not allowed to objectify yourself as divine natured or beautiful even and your simply not allowed to go into uncharted waters anymore it seems with most of the world being shut down under maritime jurisdiction and the entire world wide web is a police state currently - kind of a reflection of the earth 

So yes probably submitted to dimensional magic and welcomed a whole lot of mystical sexual magic into my life and ritual and attracted a lot of attention my way

Not saying that I am Cleopatra  or christ or a godhead god no its just when you partake in sex magic and black magic including death magic with the highest forms of satanic beings including royalty and celebrities in your past life you tend to attract a lot of attention as a simple being of divine nature that is willing to say thanks but no thanks

And thanks most of all for trying to awaken the mason inside with your sadistic handshakes and also thanks for literally trying to trick, con, and force your twisted initiation on me, again lol
I simply know too much and I can alter the course of humanity with my intellect and boi they are threatened because most initiates never return

But I am happy living with my soul

They are trying to chart each one of our souls

They are hungry for yours and mine and will stop at nothing to get it – even using their army to hunt and program you endlessly until you just give up

I don’t mind them controlling or imprisoning my body and stuff with supposed confined systematic structures in place but when they attempt to take my soul by force I have grounds to accuse most of those involved with crimes against humanity

Because we are in a state of war against the people and our individual minds

Technically countries as you know them do not exist either, they are simply a distraction meant to provide the illusion of a massive supremacy

There will never be one hundred enlightened beings in the same room , it is simply not allowed ...these beings essentially are scattered throughout the globe and surrounded and literally infested with psychological operations

I have no doubt in my mind everyone I know has been targeted and initiated

And technically in my own perception I am the only human soul remaining on earth but thankfully I have met a kindred soul that is able to calm down my nature to the point where I recognize my own humanity and my own character as being worthy of existing rather than a disposable asset

The people that could affect change are so hopelessly traumatized or possessed for example the native populations of Canada are shoved away on reserves and stigmatized as being a lower  echelon than the rest of the people.

I was on about a dozen bingo sites recently haha I know my weakness is gambling but fun 

never theless

Anyways I was surprised to find that 92% of these sites are owned by the same individual or corporation and it makes sense that the crown would have a plethora of business interests

Now mind you one of the sponsors of the church is partycasino but only because I have won quite a bit from them including some gold rings. So enough of a reason to have them on the site

It is funny to notice the illusion in the structure around us

But most don’t go into hidden realms like I do

Anyways there isn’t really a point to this discourse but to rant a bit haha and to post some more tasty art up so not really trying to make you do or think anything today just expressing myself as best as I could

PEACE LOVE UNITY RESPECT
-Shaun A. Delage 

Rubix Helix

This ministry has always been different,. Literary at best.

Some could say I lead a virtual cult but when you don’t get to meet the people but your aware of the amount of traffic that your site gets it brings a whole new spectrum to the illusions of religion and faith

My faith can be described as matrix buddhist techno universalism then you add in the complexities of me being a vipassi and also have about 10 years of meditation about 3 – 4 hours a day so far under my belt

I only see people questioning the illusion around them when they meet me and don’t understand how i affect change on their consciousness. Here we see a simple expressive dramatic shy gay guy that is very creative leading a virtual ministry with about 3 years of discourses written and logged on the site

If this site was to be made into a movie it would take approximately 400 hours to watch.

Many people do wear their programming, like I would be the embodiment in a gypsy that nobody could describe because the gypsy would only do their work in the shadows and sometimes years into the future which makes the presence in the moment a bit of a time loop paradox

Today I am wearing checkerboard boardshorts and dalai llama beads so who knows maybe I was ordained into a mystical solar suncult perhaps I was ordained into dozens over my life. But the paradox exists solely in my enlightenment because I am aware of how my words, may make an impression.

Coming into a life where you have seen ALL ends of the personality spectrum in totality...something that the super elite cannot even subscribe too. What makes the existence of the church so exciting is that we are in a new millennium we are given new spectrum to work with..

The world needs somebody to shape the millennia and in a way the art movement that exists alongside the church will only set a strict standard of expression in a futurist and populist society to live in

People will be looking to recruit modes of creativity seen on this site. Some people become very mean and start stalking up but I find there is truths in giving your enemies everything they need to defeat you because most just stop at some point and just become fascinated or scared and your never bothered again your simply left in peace.

Anomaly is a new word anew expression and a new voice but so is millennium warriors and matrix warriors as well as metis warriors. SO expressive wit aside It’s time to party

Let’s get frisky with it babe

-          Shaun A. Delage