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It’s pretty hot here in BC lately, It is beyond me how people in more third world countries survive with + 40 Celsius weather, but I guess when you are born into it –you never know any different.

I am grateful that I personally exude qualities such as happiness, compassion, love, enlightenment, renunciation, friendliness, and a caring composition. I have met many people in my 31 years and I can say the qualities I speak of are rare in a human being given the nature of the programming we are all under.

We have a plethora of programs out there to shape minds, and our youth are a reflection of where we are headed, and they watch shows that teach them to hate women, gays, other races, and poor people. This is a travesty because if the billions that went into entertainment could be used to really change people’s attitudes and help them enlighten themselves then we would be all set as a world.

It seems the days of the comfy job, pension, picket fence, and two dogs and three kids are over. These days both parents have to work, people are living in condos, watching reality TV etc

But the scenario that I think of now, is the fact that the checkerboard floor is the most marketed concept to the keener, they see it in about 96% of media, and think to themselves that this floor and it’s secret society are the only way to wealth, and I am beginning to think in the affirmative on the subject, if you don’t want to join a secret society then you can suffer along with the rest of them, because they support their own, only.

It is true that many people have tried to decode what this checkerboard floor means, and the truth is nobody will ever know unless you become initiated, my guess is it involves some level of humiliation, sacrifice, incest, hazing scenario or something grotesque of the sort to tie the two to the movie, I can say I have watched thousands of shows and movies and everything and can say with full confidence that the white and black floor is in EVERYTHING, but if you are not aware you will never pick up.

I have heard people try and define it as a loose interpretation of the dualistic forces that are in control or humanities struggle between good and evil, but I believe it is more than that, much more.

I will never know, because I am unitiated and oppose secret societies.

It just makes me wonder how you will watch a movie and then in the last few scenes or whatever they show somebody standing on the black and white floor, idiots try and play it off as a ‘diner floor’ or a widely used concept.

I think it is much more than that, something much more evil and sinister, and they flash it to either invoke something, use it as a hiring mechanism, or use it to remind initiates of their place and everytime they see it, it would open up something, and if it is being played in 600,000 places on earth every moment... then there would be some level of magic, and with a secret society that relies on subliminals and symbology it is very odd everytime I see it because you think if you can go watch a movie without it, you are wrong because it is in at least one scene on every movie, even in commercials and music videos.

And 100% of all media is owned by a few puppeteers so the only way you are going to get a shot at fame by being in a movie or show or anything is by having the right lineage in apostolic succession of initiated freemasons. I was pondering how many con men operate and I wondered how somebody could deceive wealthy people out of millions, it is because they knew the right handshake and codes to allow the person to give them their full trust and hand over millions.

The only media I find that are void of this floor scenario are independent movies and documentaries.

Anyways I am on the right path lately, my copyright has been approved for my novel, the novel itself will be ready in a couple weeks from it’s editing stage.

I am obtaining my 3^rd and 4^th doctorates from the mother church, the Doctor of Metaphysics, and the Doctor of the Universe. So I am quite happy to be learning and forwarding myself in this regard, and the Universal Life Church HQ ordains anybody for life and without cost.

Peace Love Unity and Respect

-          Shaun A. Delage

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Interdimensional/astral travel/ parallel realities travels 3.2

Interdimensional / Astral TRAVEL UPDATE

I ask my guides to show me the way and what I get is a nice goldfish it took me to a boat with 18 members of a Chinese gang and had over $100,000 dollars on me and they picked us up and brought us to a hotel and I looked in the mirror and I was wearing makeup and piercings and I had full control over my travels…next I went on a cruiseship and walked around the massive complex and I was in a wheel chair then I got out of the wheel chair and asked a bartender something and he told me to go be with somebody sitting alone and I said okay and the police came after me because after me because I went through a wrong door and I just floated above them through the walls and I even ate a sprout burger and the lady at the counter said to me I saw you last night and you were in ladies underwear and I laughed and quipped, I love to wear ladies underwear then I left the ship on the embarkation and at the customs counter they gave me the wrong ID back so I took the wrong ID and pocketed thousands of dollars of cash and rode my bike into the city and walked into a pizza place and brought my bike in there but it was packed so I walked into another restaurant and it was also –packed, it was raining heavily. Next I was in a contest for the best fritter like a pie and a girl put cat food in mine and cat food in another persons and I was getting a ride home with two hot guys in maple ridge and he showed his cock so I showed mine, and he had to go to work and he worked at wal mart and I was going to buy stuff and the money I had turned into weird documents and was trying to search through that for awhile anyways because of the cat food fritter I lost the contest. Next I met this guy in a café he was kinda weird giving his bro a few gifts and he thought I was a dream guardian and he was so hot oh man ! well I went to a barber and ended up kissing him on the street and it was faux pas around his friends and there was some people moving into a building next door and I tried to say some of the stuff was mine. Then I went to a seventies church and there was a restaurant and conference and a guy came up and professed his love for me and he said I hate who I live with and I said yes I live with a crazy woman he was completely naked and left me for somebody else within 5 minutes, it was the shortest relationship I have ever had. Next I was going through the grieving process and on a tour of a different country and I developed a relationship with this cat over my travels and I also had a kitten and the kitten jumped in the water where there was dolphins and the other cat jumped into save it and the first cat I saved and the kitten died, very sad, anyways most of the dream was spent grieving over the kitty. Next I went on a cruise ship and took part in a special drill because I was known for being bad and security was following me everywhere and I walked off the ship before it docked and I had to get back to the ship because it had my cat on board and it took off and I was extremely sad …I was walking near a food court and there was chavs buying munchies and I wandered intoa  church of sorts and it had lots of seats and they were all full so I just walked in and out they were serving fine food and a lady commented that it was for rich people…next the goldfish took me to a store in a mall and I woke up heaving a revolting travel I went to this store and stepped in feces and there was shit everywhere and you would walk more and you would dive into a pool of it and you would taste it and it would taste sugary but still like feces and I told a lady I would file a police report and she said it would be taken care of as quick as this conversation and I said yeah right this is the most disgusting store I have ever been into you crazy old broad. Next I went to a tiger sanctuary and a girl went up and pet one, and it didn’t bite her or anything and it was some weird family gathering with tigers tigers everywhere ! landed in Toronto and  driving into a place called landerson and Mitchell and trying to hop into a cab and was going to all these random places and people wrote reports on me and apparently I harassed a bunch of sugar daddies and shot a few people and rode a mountain bike through the mall but it was strange I ended up crawling through a window over a BBQ and I was like whatever my mom had a new baby and the baby asked me if we were boyfriends and I said no we are brothers and this was funny coming from a lil tyke…next I went to a rave in a  club and getting stuff in coat check and I had a talking elmo with a penis and she made a comment about that I had a big hard shell case filled with trinkets and toys and leaving stuff for coatcheck I had a hardshell case the party itself was packed and amazing ! before I arrived at the party, the parking lot was full and I arrived in a red rolls Royce with a Chinese girl and a blonde girl and they were offering people $70 for a parking spot – I took a caffeine pill and the military security said what are you taking and I replied people take meds and other stuff and you shouldn’t be suspicious and she said ok …the red rolls, was massive and I was guessing the others were my attendants because where they were sitting. Next I was in high school in a nice school and my first class was this weird bingo and I was trying to hand draw my bingo and this guy with a purple shirt kept hitting on me and putting his foot on mine, wandered the halls next and a lady brought me for a spaghetti cookie and they gave me like 9 cookies they were so good and she took me to a theatre and there was nine gay men performing then I talked to a guy and asked is physical education mandatory and he said yeah 30 hours a week and I said yeah I would probably do well in the arts and then I walked down a whole mountain of cookies lol next I went to a ritzy house and there was pork ribs everywhere and this little girl kept biting my finger off and she was my daughter or something and so I forcefed her marijuana and told her I was divorcing her mother cause she was such a bitch

Next I went to a water boat and had to catch a lil waterboat to a ferry and caught it with a skater kid and I said yeah I have the flu and then a bunch of skater kids sat around and they asked where I was from and I said Vancouver island they asked how was that and I said oh like the Truman show haha they all laughed the water way itself as they were ferrying us there was carcasses and a huge shipping container with the Masonic emblem that said thank you brother

Next I went to Vancouver to housesit and there was porn on across the way there would be a telescope hooked up and a skater orgy across the street was fun to look at then I was watching a cat too and I had cheated on my art site and it caused the whole website to crash and while I was out and about the ploice were ordered to apprehend me and I was standing there in cuffs and all of a sudden this black family runs by in cuffs behind their back and the police were too busy on their own so I ran too and they said what are you doing come with us and I said I am in cuffs and they said run anyway and I ran with em and escaped custody haha and was running with the family and ended up finding a car that was meeting them at a drop point and I helped the family scale rocks and mountains and I got in the car early with somebody else and we were driving around and found a woman eating a sandwich out of the garbage so whom I was with gave her $10 and said yeah we support people around here and it was lonliness and desperation when I realized I was a convicted felon and everything came crashing down around me with the flick of a switch in an instant I was walking with the black people and one guy with them a Russian hottie with red hair and twink face looks at me and said “are you shaun delage off youtube” and I said “yeah they banned me though I am like a felon now” and he said I want you so bad. I want to be with you so I just chose to walk away with him because the family was in a fight with some others so I just walked on and I walked to his apartment and amazing building slabs diagonal and protruding and we played slots in his hallway and he won $9 and then some people tried to make us watch a weird horror movie on a screen in front of us with horrific images like murder scenes and the Russian said I thinkw e should go and we rode up the elevator 9 floors. We went to his apartment – the rest is too racy for this blog well I was outside another guys building a cute guy and he came with a  girl and I came with a group of people and a guy tried to push his shin into my teeth and I shouted call the police and they surrounded us and I was on the run for 4 weeks the police said there was an over award on my account and said I was + 38K !!! I had an old tix for air Canada in my bag for Toronto and I took off and flew away !! I was riding a bus into the city trying to speak with an operator and she said will you promise me one thing if I connect you will you carry it through and I said sure bla la lolz

Next I went to an oceanfront cabin before a storm and it was chaos there was a hurricane and there was this tabby cat that could eat your foot in an instant because it was a crazed astral tabby and a guy was chasing it

Next I went on a trip to the USA and ended up having 420 on me at the border and I brought a huge entertainment case filled with stuff and a cat ran away from the bus and they caught it and I said can I keep it and I said I had marijuana and they said you can keep the cat in ur cell and they searched my stuff and found it and ended up going to prison and sat at a table with a girl eating a puke cake it was disgusting the guards were abusing their authority and being violent and everywhere I went I shouted out revolt revolt against the establishment and I started a violent revolt and would pee on officers and would kick them and punch them back and they were pretty scared everywhere I went I showed this skill of revolution I was the leader of the church of techno there like on every dimension and none of the guards wanted to do anything to me so I kept going and I never did get the cat though they made you eat that rancid puke bar and the women of the prison loved me and I put thumbs up everywhere and the guards said they would do biological testing on us. I wrestled a gun away and shot many people and ended up escaping on a boat to the mainland and ended up catching a ship to Australia and I had a six shooter on the boat I was never to be seen again

Next there was this androgynous female who would steal and went from place to place and had adventures the first place she went to was this old ladies apartment and she used the bathroom there and then she went to a fancy café and stole a hat and wallet on the way out and she walked in without shoes so she tried to get up to the roof and a Chinese man wouldn’t let her so she found a fancy lunch room where she ate and I talked to her but followed her like an orb some men tried to rape her and she said she was a transsexual and exposed her breasts and found she was a real woman so they left her alone.

Next I was catching a skytrain in Vancouver middle of nowhere I was waiting for the train, the very last night train and I had ran and ran with another girl to make it and we were going to hop in on the other side of it and I had a full transit pass and I was up on a ramp and hopped up there and a chief of security and said where is your pass and looked for it for 20 min and he said you don’t have it and I said I have the fucking pass and he looked at it and said the numbers are blurry it had my pic on it too and he started to get violent and I was like whatever and there was lots of witnesses and finally I called 9-11 and he said oh are you going to charge me and I said yeah with theft and harassment and a contingent of officers showed up and I talked to a hot guy and he helped me and they said we would need to do a news broadcast from the station while they were questioning witnesses. Everyone was freezing cold because they canx the train and some people spoke up and asked what happened to that asshole security and I was like oh he is probably going to be charged with harassment and theft because he kept my pass and one guy spoke up and said whats your name it says your shaun zeno on the pass and some lil kid about 10 yrs said I use the name zeno as well and I said yeah buddy hahaha the two zenos and we were shaking hands doing a thug shake and meeting our palms and snapping our fingers was totally fun

This concludes the last month and a half of dimensional astral travels

Thank you for reading

-          Shaun A. Delage

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Pondering…..pondering, well the blog is going to continue

I have decided for various reasons, 1) the political climate 2) 2012 3) the possibility of military rule 3) the current internet legislations to take my manifesto offline and out of the public view

Me personally, I believe having a copy of the manifesto for my own protection is vital but want to make steps to embrace my very long prison sentence on earth. Also I was pondering ordination as a Buddhist monk but have halted that in perception because I don’t believe I would be accepted

I don’t think you can be medicated and have insomnia as well and function as a monk

I am pondering taking a personal retreat and discussing the matter further with Venerable Ajan Sonja the abbot of birken forest monastery (furest)

We are going full force into 2012 and most likely a time of military rule so I don’t personally want to be branded a terrorist heck even your grandmother is one because she cans and jars stuff lol

The manifesto itself has served its purpose by providing me with a plot to my second novel

Has successfully allowed to set me free, if charged or accused of anything I have a pretty solid defence

Karmically I don’t want to expend any energy placing the names on the manifesto in the public eye any longer I will cut and paste the contents to one of the first posts for my own protection

Which is why I felt the need to continue on with this blog of universal theory

This blog is vastly superior to a rant or manifesto

It allows me to use my religious titles appropriately

How beautiful it is to evolve

I forgive you, all, and myself most of all.

-Shaun A. Delage

EBAY is threatening to remove MY $1,500,000 Listing After three years listed SHAUN DELAGE SHAUN ZENO RAVER XENO

The nazi like corporation told me this listing will be removed simply because it is a digital and not a physical product and I told them that it was a malicious move by Ebay whom also lowered this listing buy it now price from $20,000,000 to $1,500,000 
I only say this ebay - what about psychic readings via email ?the infiltration of thousands of these ads that do not provide a physical product but a digital email reading?


We are living in a decripid police state - awaken and realize you can discover your fullest potential in a world that was lost sometime around the 1990's to these monsters


It's time we start arresting these nazis as ordained peace officers in a sovereign state not a brutal fascist corporate masonic dictatorship
They did however tell me that my dimensional dream journal can remain on the site listed for $1,500,000 so there it will stay in a love hate relationship.



they will gladly take fifty cents a month from me and not offer a refund for a product that was originally apparently against company policy


Ebay has lovingly earned themselves a posting on my captivation manifesto for continuing the trauma state on individual minds, the question is who is going to be the first to sue me for libel lolz 
my common stock must be through the roof (maritime corporation, formerly known as SHAUN ALLEN DELAGE) if you wanna invest lolz


Rev. Dr. Shaun A. Delage DD MA
****UPDATE - since they decide to harrass me like a skool kid argument they have essentially decided to keep the listing up - who knows - I think they are debating the ethics and politics of the situation with their teams of lawyers so we'll see. lol
the link to my ebay page is at the bttm of this blog

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Recently pondering my last purchase in great depth, spending one hundred dollars on a ticket for a hospital lottery in todays economic climate seems silly to most but to me it is all encompassing

I welcome wealth into my life and material possessions and have grown very used to having the bare minimums, using Buddhist monastic life as a key to living I find is essential to a persons growth

I view monastics as complete lunatics now for forcing themselves into a subservience of sorts but I can relate being obsessed about the idea of monastic life to the point of me becoming a forest monk boyfriend

I laugh that the introduction to my forest monastery was complete opulence and it was, not many Buddhist monks get to make croutons and pet felines and drink wine and talk of far off lands or surf the net tucked away in the middle of a loft in the furest

Part of me came to realizations in the furest that it was a manifestation of my reality in a sense but as well it was a manifestation of my greatest needs, to be loved, to be cared for and to live in solitude

I was literally obsessed with the ideas of monastic living to the point of exhaustion saying well if only I become a forest monk everything will change.

Tapping into my inner nature I discovered that isolation to that degree and enlightenment like in that regard did not necessarily agree with me and I know I embrace my inherent citizenship in the matrix

I believe you can oppose the system and still be apart of it, making conscious decisions to affect change

So when I think of people literally laughing at me for spending my last $100 on a lottery ticket I only say that it is a fragmented investment in my ultimate reality because unlike the 6/49 or lottomax numbers- which everyone dreams they can win the 50 million I can visualize my lottery win in the form of me living in the house with the suite, essentially creating a reference point

I am able to go inside the house thanks to the virtual tours and visualize myself living there not something you can imagine with the mainstream lotteries and besides the odds in a hospital lottery are 1 in 118,000 when the odds of 6/49 are 1 in 14,000,000 and lottomax are 1 in 28,000,000

Not saying people don’t win, people win every week but it is by fluke essentially and I figure since my odds are greater, I don’t smoke pot anymore, I have no children or responsibilities and I have been entering these things non stop for about 10 years, matched with the fact that I can visualize the win, and my inherent degree of luck – I barely walk out of the casinos a loser usually with $1000 or greater in my pocket but also we have very very short lives here dictated by forces we cannot control and me in part I want to affect change in my reality and one of the ways I can do that is by using something I am sure can affect change in my life such as this

While everyone is fiendishly paying $100 a month at $2 or $5 a pop on 6/49 or lotto max here in Canada

I am spending that amount on my ticket for the hospital lottery which makes sense and in a sense it is a genius idea being regulated in its own regard but not every country has hospital lotteries nor do united states hospitals require any fundraising efforts with the state of health care there...

While it is nice to dream of my win in a house on main street with a suite and a garage I can turn into a coach house and $200,000 I wholeheartedly believe me winning $50,000,000 would be dangerous

I need to have something to show for my money in the form of an investment or whatever to make sure I don’t succumb to the temptations of wealth and I have been introduced to those temptations in my reality in the form of observing heroin addicted millionaires on yachts abusing fifteen year olds or for example vice presidents of banks that attempt to give some dirty little thief HIV through infected initiates or hostile ambassadors that take their angst out on twinks

I have seen and observed the trauma state of wealth and to tell you the truth I don’t really want any part in it but I know I am destined to come into many many millions in my lifetime with what I have been shown and what I have observed and essentially what has happened to me

But I want it to be on my terms, not dictated by an evil mysterious cult or selling my soul in a blood oath or having to submit to some gross old koot as a sugar daddy lol sense my frustration haha

So I am happy living with very little and since I don’t succumb to the slave state and the solar sun cult I have no visible distinction in reality

My reality is formed through creative will and the amount of untold karmic balance I have as a world famous occultist of the church of techno and essentially that is what I am because my experiences are unexplainable and lay within the realms of mystery and esoteric natural harmony

Then I lovingly explain to people that my former incarnation was female and involved within the highest realms of the eastern star cult but I lost my life in a horrific sense and vowed to right the wrongs of my ways of inflicting harm on others and work to affect true change and true enlightenment on the world in entirety   

My goals are not that of fame or wealth but to invariably enter singular conciousnesses  and affect true change and in a way I do that but I also welcome a lot of pain and hurt and hatred into my life so it takes great skill to release that negativity from my soul when in effect it latches on like a gelatinous alien and just sucks energy

I just had somebody with the first name mason talk to me in second life and I have to say this is a funny notion because I have always crushed on this guy who was another avatar and he has since contacted me again and I have pondered the fact that my soulmate may be an initiated sellout in a sense but why would I hate what I have no idea of.

While I may wholeheartedly oppose secrecy I am not closed to the idea of being matched with somebody involved in their own mystery of life on their end of the spectrum two opposites may attract and in a sense be a union of opposites but essentially isn’t this what love is

While I may oppose freemasonry I am not opposed to the idea of loving a freemason in a sense and I know it sounds funny and ironic given my own interactions with most of the grand lodge of the BC and Yukon and I have no doubts in my mind I am in a sense probably one of the only honorary masons in my region that far supersedes any of their grand worshipful masters based on a quotient for incarnations and incarnated souls and soul swapping and soul harnessing and the fact that I remain dimensional royalty

Ah the ego of the aries and ah the ego of the priest and prophet of the church of techno

Now can you see why they are so desperate to keep me poor in abject poverty and addicted to things like marijuana? This post serves as a reminder of my inherent natural wisdom state without clouded thoughts and the ability to traverse the astral realms and have romantic encounters with very very powerful astral entities

 – Shaun A. Delage

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