Interdimensional / Astral TRAVEL UPDATE
I ask my guides to show me the way and what I get is a nice
goldfish it took me to a boat with 18 members of a Chinese gang and had over
$100,000 dollars on me and they picked us up and brought us to a hotel and I
looked in the mirror and I was wearing makeup and piercings and I had full
control over my travels…next I went on a cruiseship and walked around the
massive complex and I was in a wheel chair then I got out of the wheel chair
and asked a bartender something and he told me to go be with somebody sitting
alone and I said okay and the police came after me because after me because I
went through a wrong door and I just floated above them through the walls and I
even ate a sprout burger and the lady at the counter said to me I saw you last
night and you were in ladies underwear and I laughed and quipped, I love to
wear ladies underwear then I left the ship on the embarkation and at the
customs counter they gave me the wrong ID back so I took the wrong ID and
pocketed thousands of dollars of cash and rode my bike into the city and walked
into a pizza place and brought my bike in there but it was packed so I walked
into another restaurant and it was also –packed, it was raining heavily. Next I
was in a contest for the best fritter like a pie and a girl put cat food in
mine and cat food in another persons and I was getting a ride home with two hot
guys in maple ridge and he showed his cock so I showed mine, and he had to go
to work and he worked at wal mart and I was going to buy stuff and the money I
had turned into weird documents and was trying to search through that for
awhile anyways because of the cat food fritter I lost the contest. Next I met
this guy in a café he was kinda weird giving his bro a few gifts and he thought
I was a dream guardian and he was so hot oh man ! well I went to a barber and
ended up kissing him on the street and it was faux pas around his friends and
there was some people moving into a building next door and I tried to say some
of the stuff was mine. Then I went to a seventies church and there was a
restaurant and conference and a guy came up and professed his love for me and
he said I hate who I live with and I said yes I live with a crazy woman he was
completely naked and left me for somebody else within 5 minutes, it was the
shortest relationship I have ever had. Next I was going through the grieving
process and on a tour of a different country and I developed a relationship
with this cat over my travels and I also had a kitten and the kitten jumped in
the water where there was dolphins and the other cat jumped into save it and
the first cat I saved and the kitten died, very sad, anyways most of the dream
was spent grieving over the kitty. Next I went on a cruise ship and took part
in a special drill because I was known for being bad and security was following
me everywhere and I walked off the ship before it docked and I had to get back
to the ship because it had my cat on board and it took off and I was extremely
sad …I was walking near a food court and there was chavs buying munchies and I
wandered intoa church of sorts and it
had lots of seats and they were all full so I just walked in and out they were
serving fine food and a lady commented that it was for rich people…next the
goldfish took me to a store in a mall and I woke up heaving a revolting travel
I went to this store and stepped in feces and there was shit everywhere and you
would walk more and you would dive into a pool of it and you would taste it and
it would taste sugary but still like feces and I told a lady I would file a
police report and she said it would be taken care of as quick as this
conversation and I said yeah right this is the most disgusting store I have
ever been into you crazy old broad. Next I went to a tiger sanctuary and a girl
went up and pet one, and it didn’t bite her or anything and it was some weird family
gathering with tigers tigers everywhere ! landed in Toronto and driving into a place called landerson and Mitchell
and trying to hop into a cab and was going to all these random places and people
wrote reports on me and apparently I harassed a bunch of sugar daddies and shot
a few people and rode a mountain bike through the mall but it was strange I
ended up crawling through a window over a BBQ and I was like whatever my mom
had a new baby and the baby asked me if we were boyfriends and I said no we are
brothers and this was funny coming from a lil tyke…next I went to a rave in a club and getting stuff in coat check and I
had a talking elmo with a penis and she made a comment about that I had a big
hard shell case filled with trinkets and toys and leaving stuff for coatcheck I
had a hardshell case the party itself was packed and amazing ! before I arrived
at the party, the parking lot was full and I arrived in a red rolls Royce with
a Chinese girl and a blonde girl and they were offering people $70 for a
parking spot – I took a caffeine pill and the military security said what are
you taking and I replied people take meds and other stuff and you shouldn’t be
suspicious and she said ok …the red rolls, was massive and I was guessing the
others were my attendants because where they were sitting. Next I was in high
school in a nice school and my first class was this weird bingo and I was
trying to hand draw my bingo and this guy with a purple shirt kept hitting on
me and putting his foot on mine, wandered the halls next and a lady brought me
for a spaghetti cookie and they gave me like 9 cookies they were so good and
she took me to a theatre and there was nine gay men performing then I talked to
a guy and asked is physical education mandatory and he said yeah 30 hours a
week and I said yeah I would probably do well in the arts and then I walked
down a whole mountain of cookies lol next I went to a ritzy house and there was
pork ribs everywhere and this little girl kept biting my finger off and she was
my daughter or something and so I forcefed her marijuana and told her I was
divorcing her mother cause she was such a bitch
Next I went to a water boat and had to catch a lil waterboat
to a ferry and caught it with a skater kid and I said yeah I have the flu and
then a bunch of skater kids sat around and they asked where I was from and I
said Vancouver island they asked how was that and I said oh like the Truman show
haha they all laughed the water way itself as they were ferrying us there was
carcasses and a huge shipping container with the Masonic emblem that said thank
you brother
Next I went to Vancouver to housesit and there was porn on
across the way there would be a telescope hooked up and a skater orgy across
the street was fun to look at then I was watching a cat too and I had cheated
on my art site and it caused the whole website to crash and while I was out and
about the ploice were ordered to apprehend me and I was standing there in cuffs
and all of a sudden this black family runs by in cuffs behind their back and the
police were too busy on their own so I ran too and they said what are you doing
come with us and I said I am in cuffs and they said run anyway and I ran with
em and escaped custody haha and was running with the family and ended up
finding a car that was meeting them at a drop point and I helped the family
scale rocks and mountains and I got in the car early with somebody else and we
were driving around and found a woman eating a sandwich out of the garbage so
whom I was with gave her $10 and said yeah we support people around here and it
was lonliness and desperation when I realized I was a convicted felon and
everything came crashing down around me with the flick of a switch in an
instant I was walking with the black people and one guy with them a Russian hottie
with red hair and twink face looks at me and said “are you shaun delage off
youtube” and I said “yeah they banned me though I am like a felon now” and he
said I want you so bad. I want to be with you so I just chose to walk away with
him because the family was in a fight with some others so I just walked on and I
walked to his apartment and amazing building slabs diagonal and protruding and
we played slots in his hallway and he won $9 and then some people tried to make
us watch a weird horror movie on a screen in front of us with horrific images
like murder scenes and the Russian said I thinkw e should go and we rode up the
elevator 9 floors. We went to his apartment – the rest is too racy for this
blog well I was outside another guys building a cute guy and he came with a girl and I came with a group of people and a
guy tried to push his shin into my teeth and I shouted call the police and they
surrounded us and I was on the run for 4 weeks the police said there was an
over award on my account and said I was + 38K !!! I had an old tix for air Canada
in my bag for Toronto and I took off and flew away !! I was riding a bus into
the city trying to speak with an operator and she said will you promise me one
thing if I connect you will you carry it through and I said sure bla la lolz
Next I went to an oceanfront cabin before a storm and it was
chaos there was a hurricane and there was this tabby cat that could eat your
foot in an instant because it was a crazed astral tabby and a guy was chasing
it
Next I went on a trip to the USA and ended up having 420 on
me at the border and I brought a huge entertainment case filled with stuff and
a cat ran away from the bus and they caught it and I said can I keep it and I
said I had marijuana and they said you can keep the cat in ur cell and they
searched my stuff and found it and ended up going to prison and sat at a table
with a girl eating a puke cake it was disgusting the guards were abusing their
authority and being violent and everywhere I went I shouted out revolt revolt
against the establishment and I started a violent revolt and would pee on
officers and would kick them and punch them back and they were pretty scared
everywhere I went I showed this skill of revolution I was the leader of the
church of techno there like on every dimension and none of the guards wanted to
do anything to me so I kept going and I never did get the cat though they made
you eat that rancid puke bar and the women of the prison loved me and I put
thumbs up everywhere and the guards said they would do biological testing on
us. I wrestled a gun away and shot many people and ended up escaping on a boat
to the mainland and ended up catching a ship to Australia and I had a six
shooter on the boat I was never to be seen again
Next there was this androgynous female who would steal and
went from place to place and had adventures the first place she went to was
this old ladies apartment and she used the bathroom there and then she went to
a fancy café and stole a hat and wallet on the way out and she walked in
without shoes so she tried to get up to the roof and a Chinese man wouldn’t let
her so she found a fancy lunch room where she ate and I talked to her but followed
her like an orb some men tried to rape her and she said she was a transsexual and
exposed her breasts and found she was a real woman so they left her alone.
Next I was catching a skytrain in Vancouver middle of
nowhere I was waiting for the train, the very last night train and I had ran
and ran with another girl to make it and we were going to hop in on the other
side of it and I had a full transit pass and I was up on a ramp and hopped up
there and a chief of security and said where is your pass and looked for it for
20 min and he said you don’t have it and I said I have the fucking pass and he
looked at it and said the numbers are blurry it had my pic on it too and he
started to get violent and I was like whatever and there was lots of witnesses
and finally I called 9-11 and he said oh are you going to charge me and I said
yeah with theft and harassment and a contingent of officers showed up and I
talked to a hot guy and he helped me and they said we would need to do a news
broadcast from the station while they were questioning witnesses. Everyone was
freezing cold because they canx the train and some people spoke up and asked
what happened to that asshole security and I was like oh he is probably going
to be charged with harassment and theft because he kept my pass and one guy
spoke up and said whats your name it says your shaun zeno on the pass and some
lil kid about 10 yrs said I use the name zeno as well and I said yeah buddy
hahaha the two zenos and we were shaking hands doing a thug shake and meeting
our palms and snapping our fingers was totally fun
This concludes the last month and a half of dimensional
astral travels
Thank you for reading
-
Shaun A. Delage
