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Showing posts with label weirdo. Show all posts

MoonLit BeaCh






The illusions of the world have a chance of not taking a hold for most simply because thanks to the internet people are accustomed to surrounding themselves with beauty and unfathomable concepts to bring themselves power.
Have you noticed that for some people the internet is their whole life? How about with others ….the pyramid scheme and the working life…and others their lives surrounded by the club world. People can spend literal decades on the internet tucked away in their home yet still remaining somewhat socially inclined.
In my end of the world we live in one of the most free countries on the planet surrounded by natural beauty and a charter of rights and freedoms, and a society built on diversity and change however since our government has been in power (almost a decade) the society has been shifting to one of control and paranoia, intrigue, anger and hostility. We just recently saw the concept of a false flag hit Canada because usually it is a conceptualization that only hits the USA or anywhere the CIA is operating.
The weird thing about the recent events is that there is nobody you can bring your concerns too, the highest realm of jurisdiction in law, the RCMP has made an oath to the Queen and essentially bilderburg, and bohemian grove, the CFR, the trilaterals, the masons –the list goes on.
I think this is the beginning of a slow march towards something very different than we are all used too, and it would be the idea of a North American state, I dunno if they want Mexico involved, nobody knows but slowly everything is being centralized so for example instead of having 10,000 mom and pop shops there are only 10 mega stores per city that are owned and operated by this structure.
In Canada they have sent most jobs overseas, we are left with a very dire situation in social welfare, and there is only about 10 major food store chains, the big boxes, but essentially every type of product has been catagorized into a big box like books, electronics, drugs etc
You can see this pyramid structure slowly building all around and there is nothing you can do to change it all and most countries are left in the dust, ones that have ancient forms of ideology or they stoke the flames of war in these countries and leave people to blow each other up.
They have all the money in the world now, and what their next plan is all about is power.
But also the power over individuals whom are made in the image of the prime creator.
I strongly believe too that we are in a type of illusion because the only reality you have an awareness of, is your own current reality, and if you are able to travel freely then that is wonderful but most of society stays locked in their 4 walls and a roof with the internet and some have not left their house in ten years.
I strongly believe that much of what is happening currently is beyond any individuals or group of individuals control, but the way each and every one of us can change the reality is by sending metta out into the earth –sending paradoxical healing and love energy to a world and it’s citizens that desperately need it, and you may not think that you can make a difference, but just one single person warping around the world like a hoola-hoop can bring immense wonder and healing to a troubled mother earth, because what the controllers have grown adept at is controlling your life force and if we are in a matrix this would be a very easy thing for people to think they are the reality but essentially your being is housed somewhere else and easily manipulated and controlled
Essentially what everything is, is thought. The whole world came into operation with a thought, your being with thought, the USA with thought.  The sooner you begin to listen to divine guidance and master your reality the sooner you too can help and assist others in any way that you can.
The apocalypse has begun for more than 75% of the world, ebola victims, heroin addicts, people imprisoned, people in poverty, on the street, with cancer, people from poor wartorn countries, or wealthy countries that are going through austerity.
There is a world of darkness and illusion but the sooner you tap into the most beautiful, the sooner you will see that you are not something to be fed off of, That you matter, and you and ten thousand of your friends sending healing and love into mother earth and the universe can alter this reality in a minute for the better and most high.

-Shaun A. Delage




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Feline Eating Waffles








Some of the greatest lessons taught to me were from the unseen, from the hidden, from the obscure. Safe to say that one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, is ten or twenty minutes (with yourself)
We are in a society that is on overdrive with distraction, from the news with 700 things going on, on the screen, to ipods that can hold 16,000 songs and ebook readers that essentially can hold 20,000 books.
I recently subscribed to Netflix, awesome service but being a meditator I find I enjoy meditation more than the shows on there, sometimes though it is nice to zone out and watch a movie or a show and just take a break, believe me if I meditated longer than an hour at a time I would go insane.
But I have discovered the best gift is to start to get to know yourself, what rests behind the eyes, what is it that travels to other worlds once you sleep, what is it that gives you power, the power to breathe the power to think, and to get to know the way YOU work.
With all these distractions people go their entire lives without ever questioning their inner nature or the world around them. People don’t begin until their 60’s to getting to know themselves.
I also think that the most intelligent beings out there, the most supreme beings that are incarnated as regular people exude qualities such as compassion for suffering, disabilities, homelessness, animals etc and LOVE and kindness, they know how to genuinely smile, and have grace and class.
But these people are VERY rare, and essentially if you are looking for a mate, start there with qualities while most look simply at physical attributes –what essentially matters is how their soul reflects on this plane.
One should be very weary of their partner, friend or family member that shows qualities such as negativity, crass, gossip, anger, slander, hatred, racism, sexism, hatred of gay and lesbian people, or cannot stop talking your face off.
This quality too I have experienced in other people and essentially what each social interaction comprises of is either communication or energy vampirism.
Energy vampires, I pick up on easily, and sometimes it is VERY difficult to escape their clutches, they can come in the form of a coffee server-simply because they see so many people a day and are literally hooked on energy to your dental hygienist whom causes about a dozen people insane amounts of pain and suffering and sits atop you like a crow sucking it up, or a mother, sister, brother etc whom just natters away about trivial subjects.
You really pick up on things like this being introverted, and most people are comfortable with a healthy interaction but most introverts skulk away when things cross into vampirism.
This is the leading drug on the planet in my belief, because we have so many jobs and such that require communication and energy exchange that the workers in customer service or whatever that answer 400 calls a day never realise is that they may be an energy vampire.
I see it in gay culture as well, people go work their tiring 8 hour shift at Le chateau then go have dinner out with somebody and then go out to the club to soak up even MORE energy.
Most of society is built up on this energy exchange pyramid, with Hollywood actors and such acting as crystals or conduits and things like clubs and restaurants that literally store clouds of this stuff inside its walls.
What differs from an introvert as opposed to an extrovert is that the introverts obtain their energy privately and through unseen methods while the extrovert willingly partakes in this flood of vampirism nightly or daily and constantly has to feed.
And feeding energy is simple, by shouting at somebody you can get a burst of fear or making a nasty look to somebody with get tons, or sports games has immense amounts of sexual and male energy, concerts are simply a form of ritual magic, people can literally do it without even thinking but the coy ones open up their head or their heart and suck in the energy like a spout.
I believe strongly that the introvert can survive on little bits of energy but they get it from the universe because they have opened up their mind to the awesome power of what is beyond this little virtual world, or they get it through crystals, whom have thousands of shards all over the globe, or they get it through juicing or food or plants or nature.
I saw this energy vortex quite a bit in raves you would be dancing and some chick high as a kite would come up and shout something at you and walk away and you would be sad all night because you thought she mocked you lol or the energy of thousands of people high as a kite in an arena dancing away to MHZ binaural beats designed to perform a pseudo ritual where peoples chakras are opened to realms beyond our own perception.
So, guard your energy, guard your spiritual nature from all beings, and take care to discover new ways of discovering yourself. Happy New Year.

-Shaun A. Delage




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Koala Cutlet







In a culture of distraction, only the truly adept can be measured by how much time they spend in silence and in solitude seeking the answers. We are programmed constantly to distract ourselves endlessly with apps and music and movies, and these things are what make us scared of silence and the quiet and the world of the recluse.
We are also programmed constantly that the introvert is the realm of the insane, from deranged bombers to conspiracy theorists we are told that to be quiet, void of people and things is the world of the crazy.
Much solace can be found in solitude, it is tough for some people to find it with shows, and their 160GB ipod, why trade that for one hour alone by candlelight? Well to some that are of the highest evolved form recognize that they can only find peace in meditation and serenity in quiet.
People are scared of being bored, people are scared of spending more than 5 minutes without some form of distraction. Me personally I use meditation for greedy purposes, it is the only way it makes it fun, if I was endlessly chanting things I have no idea what the meaning is, or trying to visualize a budda or constantly scanning the body with a light sabre I would go nuts, for me personally I think it is so much fun to absolutely manifest what I seek, limitless wealth and endless dreams.
To enter into this realm takes skill, it takes a rather adept meditator to move past the basics, meanwhile using those methods to centre yourself and evolve into your own meditation while visualizing the things you seek and repeating a core set of power words continuously to your subconscious mind. But the subconscious does not work on words alone, it also needs visual pictures to complete the picture, and when I tire of that I move on to sending healing and forgiving energy to ALL my relations, sending negativity and hatred into the earth downward, and welcoming things like happiness and love and wealth from above.
I just completed the course work for my fourth doctorate, the third was honorary and I will post above this discourse, I have to say the spiritual leaders of the Universal Life Church are rather unique, while still operating within the confines of a religion they tend to debase Christianity and its illusions to the fullest while teaching it’s ministers that they are the walking divine, that there is no outward supernatural force seeing everything you do, while some of it I tend to think that it is crazy talk of some koot called Rev. Kirby, I can’t help but think that this crazy faith and the freedoms that it gives, are what make me as a person, as a spiritual force and as a leader. I think any indoctrinated Christian would be pretty depressed going into the ULC head on, because they find that it is entirely a non Christian faith, that teaches that the Christ was a satanic force on earth and that the bible is spilling countless lie after lie.
There have been revolts within the Church but that is only because Christians are egotist enough to think that every Church is their own ideals and teachings. What do you expect from a Church that made its message clear in the time of the hippies, giving out religious degrees in the back pages of rolling stone. I could not ask for a better faith to belong too, and call it my own, but I am also a matrix techno universalist so that is pretty much my own term I made up, a plethora of beliefs from non denominational to Buddhist, to techno, to the matrix movies aligning with the ULC and universal teachings, nature and the animal world. While also being a gay reverend makes for quite the interesting faith to call myself, this is the nature of the aries to go into unchartered waters and now I see the infancy of most faiths in this one lil blog, how there is not billions of dollars behind the ordeal, somebody got it started in the infancy of the internet only to be uncovered on a google 7,000,000,000,000 nanobyte hard drive in the year 2120 and revived into a massive faith that has been thumping along as long as techno, with the minister long dead, never to see any sort of money or fame or whatever because most mainstream methods of communication laugh at something like this virtual ministry lol everything shows me that what I am doing is right and my path is beautiful, and I get hints of premonitions that show me that my future is whatever I seek.
It is funny because I have secretly compared myself to Perez Hiltons blog at a few times and wonder why my blog hasn’t gone viral yet somebody that takes pictures of celebrities and draws lines on their crotches and words like ‘coke head’ near their faces can have millions of followers.
I have certainly supplied more star power than that, and certainly have put tremendous effort into my teachings over the years, but I don’t get let down, with me it rests in the singular, I was looking at how many people return to the blog every day. I get about 30 people a day reading stuff on here and lately have wanted to attract a bit more readers so thankfully blogger which is owned by google who owns youtube has put a blogger button on youtube and now can post videos I have watched and things from around the virtuosity.
Now I feel I am at my pinnacle, because I have tons of stuff to do on here from my mind each week and countless days worth of info easily accessible in past discourses, but have also opened up to being pretty out there online, but most people that criticize people like me, have no virtual nature so I have never been ashamed of what I put online, I have never been fearful about sharing my mistakes or wrong choices with other people to better serve their lives, I think that is the only way we are all going to become truly enlightened is for somebody to say what their heart means to express and we not only have this weeks troubles or endeavours to share with the world but countless lives of mistakes, adversity and energy that we can each share with the greater world in the form of the internet to better serve humanity.
I can’t imagine how people survived without the net and thankfully I matured as a person along with it in my early teens in the induction of the whole thing I was learning and growing along with this great tool of expression and enlightenment and it better served me intellectually and in areas of sexuality I found it to be a beautiful level of eye candy for me to truly figure out who I was  and what I stand for, and to back up that nature with my word and my life.
I thank you for this time reading my words and wish you only the best of days or night.

-Shaun A. Delage




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weird youtube stalker lol




from 'georgebush licker'

i just read your blog and it sounds like you have some form of schizophrenia. you should be evaluated by some sort of doctor. sadly you might think this is a "conspiracy" too but i saw your ebay auction and it led me to your blog and it sounds like you are delusional. please dont judge me for this, but seek help for yourself instead.