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Chewing Gum for Felines





So many distractions, a world rife with illusion, and to elude you from what? Well the fact that you are here for an unfathomable amount of time, even a day to some is almost insurmountable. As well, for each and every one of us, death looms. How any sort of joviality can be construed with such a reality is beyond me, but thankfully we have alcohol, drugs, music, pets, food, love, beauty, nature, travel, etc to keep our minds off our impending doom.
And truth is, death is not a finality, we keep living on and on for millennia after this life, what escapes me is why we don’t have a conscious understanding of the process of rebirth and existence as a whole. If we had such an understanding we would dare not make the same mistakes and only grow infinitely.
The process of life includes living with suffering, illusion, mystery, and to live through the process of old age hence losing our youth-which most of us use to our benefit, to land a rich and powerful mate and those that don’t make the cut actually have to make it on our own.
I have always seen my inherent humanity as an alien existence, it is one thing to look at oneself as gender confusion but to look at oneself as being an alien being in a human body and thinking to yourself, jeeze I guess I have facial worms like 98% of humanity lol
I think that those that aren’t living their life in service to another in some way or some fashion is definitely missing out on the true pleasure of existence, serving somebody continuously, serving some disciples in spiritual direction, helping others, helping a loved one live their life a hell of a lot easier is one of the most honorable existences.
So many take, and take, and just chart their way through life.
I would like to be an example for somebody that makes 150k a year and they get to their endpoint and they say “look at this guy, Shaun- he made 90% less than you and he gave to countless charities whenever he could. You have bought nothing but gold bars and platinum rings, you get another go around”
I have always served animals in the past decade or so and many do, and you feel such a sense of pride it almost carries over to your inherent humanity. Just knowing that without you, the animal would starve and die. It brings with it profound touching tenderness and love for the creature that needs you in ways.
Many people that have departed would probably relay that the one lesson in life is to understand the divine, to understand what kind of a being it takes to take charge of other beings, because for the most highly evolved and adept meditation masters this will be your new job when you cross over.
To serve others.
We are all involved in such a serious pursuit, being existence, and to waste it away on the trivialities of life is such a waste. I think it was ordained long ago that there would be countless resources directed at alleviating boredom, but essentially the simplest lesson, being meditation proves to be the wisest pursuit to gain enlightenment.
However I can only meditate a few times a day or I would go nuts, a life should be more diverse than that! And truth is… we need mindless entertainment once and awhile, like REAL HOUSEWIVES lol :)
Anyways blogbuddies have a good day or week and catch ya on the flipside !!
-Shaun A. Delage




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LeMoNaTa










We are living in such a profound time, and it is only present in societal structure and when you begin to contemplate the realities of existence you see through the illusion and the mayhem and open up to the world of the ultimate.
So many are oblivious, spending $900 on a smartphone and $100 a month to keep it up, $75 for a shirt and need I say $3500 for sunglasses or $35,000 for a purse lol If you are so far down the road of illusion that you would spend an entire months rent on a cell phone that is entirely up to you but there is also a class of people that this is out of bounds too, and it includes people in their seventies that have lived through war, and life enough to witness the gradual and sometimes intoxicating change that has hit the world, but it isn’t just seniors that can’t afford some of these luxuries it is also people that are permanently injured or disabled, war veterans, people on welfare can barely afford their month’s rent let alone nourishing themselves.
It is the irony of our times when people spend so frivolously yet have no idea where these things are made and what sort of apparatus you are feeding (black budget enterprises etc) with your continued slavery of these items, like smartphones, cable, $250 shirts etc.
In my province they treat the permanently disabled like prisoners and the people on welfare even worse, let me explain both for a second, people on welfare are given about $550 a month and expected to find rent at $375 a month maximum and they cap the rental income and spending money separately, so that means that somebody on welfare has about $175 left over for EVERYTHING imaginable, so chances are they are not going to buy a shirt with the whole thing or use the money to pay for a smart phone. As well there is virtually zero places that will rent to you for under $400 and you most likely are forced to live in a shelter or with parents or a room mate, how can one afford things like dishes, personal items like soap, mouthwash, hair products, vitamins and such.
It is really a sad state of affairs, because they have layered on legalese and such to rip this meagre income away from anybody that breaks the rules in the slightest.
On disability they are a bit kinder, but not really…. Let me explain, On Permanent disability in British Columbia you get about $900 and about $300 more if you can prove you are ‘wasting away’
They allow $375 for rent and it is capped separately from your stipend, you are allowed to make $800 more a month, but most people are too traumatized or get this….DISABLED to earn that amount so it is a pointless gift from the powers that be. They also don’t allow you to keep over $5000 and you have to put it in a trust and up to $200k they will keep you on. Also if you claim you are in a relationship or married or anything of the sort than they will look at what your partner makes –nevermind debt or obligations and deduct it from YOUR cheque so essentially anybody common law that is on disability and their spouse even works at mcdonalds they will deduct that off the cheque. They haven’t raised the rates in my province since 2001
We are living in a completely abysmal state of affairs in north America and from what I can understand things are far worse in Europe with the social welfare structure with limbless people being told they can work. How is one able to go to work? Well chances are one of the hundred or so illuminati corporations will hire you for $11 an hour. They don’t want to tell you that we are under a global state of emergency since like world war one. That aliens have given certain initiates technology to sell and operate a slave force for, that 99% of north American and European products come from asia, that your very name and social insurance/security are being openly traded on the stock market.
So most people are in a situation where they are so heavily indebted with mortgages, car loans, credit card debt, family responsibilities, or sickness that they will do anything the company tells them to do to your brothers and sisters even if it means draining them of their money, taking their land their family has had for generations, telling them some glitch erased their savings etc and they even have the nerve to tell you on your bill that you will finally have it paid off in the year 2100 lol
Food and every single essential has jumped by like 4000% in the past decade, while solid and incredible employment has fallen, and gone are the days when you can get fat off your pension and live comfortably with 3 houses and a family rich with prosperity.
Most people turn to drugs, alcohol, gambling and smoking to alleviate their symptoms
If you live a life of relative peace, security, stability, honesty and fruitfulness then count yourself incredibly lucky because people are suffering this very moment, this is the paradox of the world we live in, and why we are afforded a singular as opposed to a collective consciousness, while it is easy to say we are all one, would you want to feel the despair when a person dies every second or a new illness is found in someone or another is taken brutally by violence.
We don’t live in a world of enigmas or leaders per se, they are a rarity –VERY RARE!!!
Otherwise there would be thousands of new constructs of the Church of Techno in a multitude of faiths or beliefs and inspirations, we would have millions of new inventions a week, and we would have free thoughtform run rampant.
We are all on a path, and mine includes, compassion-sincerity-understanding-kindness-spirituality-love-music-faith-creativity-fun-adventure-solitude-meditation-and the astral
So finding your path remains your greatest objective, with that you will feel calm amidst the storm, and a guiding search light to call you home.
-Shaun A. Delage





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Interdimensional transport 3.0






Interdimensional travel
Astral travel

First I met a marmot as my next animal guide and it took me to the outskirts of town where I boarded an triple accordion bus/transport device-all relative your own perception of course, I had a bike and it drove me 100 miles out of town and a cab driver refused me so I finally did get to the casino I had a tray on me and a bag, the tray had random stuff in it maps schedules wallet keys just random stuff so I said fine I’ll just carry the tray through the casino you bitch and there was a cheeseburger place and an asian restaurant but I didn’t go there because there was some plants I couldn’t really understand.
Next the marmot took me to a school. A person with Chinese money had it all rolled up we were all sitting around having a meeting at the beach and a lady came by and asked is Shaun Delage here and I waved like 3 or 4 times and shouted “I am here” I waved I jumped and she didn’t see me apparently I won a C. D. or something.
Then I walked into a large mall connected to an airport there was massive amounts of stores, schools, hotels and was looking for my bearings, I did find a few things to buy but everything was free there was signs everywhere. Bag of sandwiches, muffins, treats and walked up to a desk with tarot cards on it and bags of clams, I was looking for secrets. They didn’t help me along mainly…I was due to fly back to Vancouver in a school and airport.
Next the marmot took me with a family and a guy worked for a cruiseship and he wanted me to defraud like $900,000 from the ship, we were staying in an old apartment I called 9-11 and was on hold and the family came home and they said where are you going, I said oh around the block to the store to get a few things, my only thoughts were that I would hit the $900,000 jackpot on a ships casino.
Next I walked on this strange path with people and I was shooting and the gun wouldn’t go off so I was forced to beat of mercenaries to no avail and they forced me to work in a diamond mine there was a diamond party there was a naked guy there dancing and crystalline structure almost like an ice hotel.
Okay well, we do I start, wandering around a city, I ended up going into a mall under armed guard and ended up wandering through the malls and seeing guidos and gangsters and a guy named Mr. Red. Had attendants and servants and apparently Mr Red. Had never had a gay experience. Anyways I kinda finagled my way away from him cause he was so dangerous, I ran through the mall and through the streets, but I arrived at a ritzy ritzy hotel and I asked for a room and the woman was like ‘excuse me- this place is for very rich people’ I said “fuck after your done with me your going to be working at a best western” so I booked a room for ten nights and put a $5000 credit on the room  and put the credit card down which Read: MR. Red.
Before I went to the hotel I walked by the mcdonalds which only had one arch, I was trying to hail a cab and all these detectives starting pulling up and I put a piece of string in my mouth and the cops were like “What the fuck, that guys floating” and I flew at superspeed into another end of town
Then I was on a skytrain type thing this girl was trying to get $5 from me and I say no I have to leave sorry and she walked away and started praying and I looked at my ticket was 1920’s type paper it was superspeed and they had guards there checking tickets.
Next the marmot took me to an old apartment and new gay guys were living there and I spilled coffee all over their furniture and electronics, apparent I took this advanced drug and it made my eyes and mouth twitch I was sitting in a corner of a hotel collecting my consciousness and a warden came up and said I was trespassing I just started to cry and said please not now, the gay guys were after me, coffee water cords a mess, and the guy even kissed me lol
Two tidal waves in this store that cooks for you beef, like a tsunami and I went to go look for a guy that I was with who I was eyeing in the store and he was gone I could see another tsunami so I climbed in the attic of structure and when I climbed up I was trying to help this lady who couldn’t step up because her feet were not like mine.
Next the marmot took me on a large dimensional cruise ship, when I first boarded I had difficulties adjusting so she gave me 3 pills this old beehive broad manning a counter the ship came to a halt near the side of thieves lake that was swimming through the water and lake and people were dancing and I ended up wanting to explore the ship more. I got called away back to reality it was expansive this ship I ran into a security guy that started hiding my stuff so I escaped with my bike and that is all I had on me I knew I had the ship tickets so I walked through massive corridors of ship to shore walkways
As I was embarking this lady at the start made me a drink in a jar with what I thought I was drinking out of a mason jar but turned out to be a robinson jar and it had dust on the top and pie crust lol
Well I was staying in a group situation on the cruise ship and wandered away trying to find my way back a guy said oh that’s 7 miles that way trying to find my way back to the hotel in a busy city and a security guard stopped me and treated me suspiciously and wanted me to go with him and I said that is lame I want to see more of the city and he took out a penis and started masturbating and when people gathered he revealed it was a fake penis and laughed about it
Walking to a ritzy section and girls left their stuff around and I looked on and there was a video camera and I walked past a flash grenade canon and I was looking for a hotel and I came across a male stripper review. I had some beachrocks in my hand and he said your on this hallway you took those beach rocks
Then I was stranded and destitute in a small town and  walked past 3 transvestites selling themselves at a bus stop and had a transsexual female to male that was interested in me, but not in that way just as friends and I was playing with my ghetto blaster and he made it into a hat it was pretty sweet
Trying to make it for a trolly or whatever and me in this girl were biking up hill and downhill and we stopped and a girl fell into the water under a house and I looked at her and this girl looked at me and we both agreed she had been dead along time, kinda that I am not going to touch that lol and her mother walked by and I said your daughter, she drowned the mother hopped in the water and revived her
And adult woman
I was on the second floor hotel A mime came out of the closet and a mouse they ran and a guy on the porch put about 30 earthworms down on the porch and I fell down 40 levels into the basement I was in an abusive situation with some brother kids, I was young too and we ran away after some fighting with the parents and I ran away with the two guys into a train station the leopard they were holding licked me and its breath smelled like vanilla and ceder then an advertisement blared in visually that people go to the grand prix for $500 a ticket and they had people in leather PVC holding helmets.
We were running from a family of physical, sexual and psychological abuse and we were running through a field and we hopped in military transport and then to the station we passed by a guy  lighting two barrels on fire and we ran by him and they said that is the daredevil father
I was on a boat in the ocean and the driver bumped into a log and the boat started taking on water up to the drivers nose, I went into a washroom after that brutal sea journey and found myself at a washroom where they analyze ur DNA and RNA REM PSYCH etc but was also a stingy but exciting 
cruise joint.   

-This concludes my astral interdimensional analysis



liz

There was a preliminary
argument presented to the court to challenge both the jurisdiction and
the sovereignty of Elizabeth Battenberg/Mountbatten, which was based
on two distinct points. The first point being she was knowingly, and
with malice aforethought, coronated on a fake stone in 1953 and thus
has never been lawfully crowned. There are those who may wish to
argue that this point is irrelevant, as Judge Jeffrey Vincent Pegden
did at the trial, wrongly thinking the Coronation is just a ceremony
because she has been pretending to be the monarch for over 58 years.
In actual fact the Coronation is a binding oath and a contract,
requiring the monarch's signature. Which brings us to the second
point.

At that Coronation ceremony, Elizabeth signed a binding contract,
before God and the British people, that she would do her utmost to
maintain The Laws of God. This she solemnly swore to do, with her
hand placed on the Sovereign's Bible, before kissing The Bible and
signing the contract. Please note well that in The Law of God, found
in the first five books of The Bible, man-made legislation is strictly
prohibited.

The very first time that she gave "royal assent" to any piece of
man-made legislation, she broke her solemn oath with God and with the
British people and she ceased to be the monarch with immediate effect.
To date, she has broken her oath thousands and thousands of times,
which is a water-proof, iron-clad, undeniable FACT. She is therefore
without question not the monarch, but instead is a criminal guilty of
high treason among her other numerous crimes.

All of the courts in the U.K. are referred to as HM courts or "her
majesty's" courts, which means every judge draws their authority from
her. All cases brought by the state are "Regina vs. Xxxxxxx", which
means they are all brought in the name of the queen. So if she isn't
really the monarch, then she doesn't have the authority or the
jurisdiction to bring a case against anyone else. And neither do any
of "her majesty's" courts or judges.

Bearing in mind the legal maxim that no man can judge in his own
cause, it should be crystal clear that no judge in the Commonwealth
could lawfully rule on a challenge to the jurisdiction and sovereignty
of the monarch. It is a question of their own authority, so they are
obviously not impartial to the outcome. That is why the ONLY way the
question of jurisdiction can lawfully and impartially be decided is by
a jury. And that is exactly why John Anthony Hill requested a jury
trial to decide his challenge to the jurisdiction and sovereignty of
Elizabeth.

No judge under any circumstances can deny someone their right to
request a jury trial. No judge can lawfully rule in their own cause.
That doesn't mean they won't try, it only means that when they do,
they are committing a criminal act (just as Judge Jeffrey Vincent
Pegden did at John Anthony Hill's trial) and that their decision is
immediate grounds for an appeal and for a citizen's arrest. The fact
that the court and its corrupt judge tried to ignore this particular
point is proof that they are well aware they have no lawful authority.
If everyone
began using this defence tomorrow, in all of the Commonwealth courts
and in the United States, the entire legal system could be brought to
its knees in a matter of weeks if not days.