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Keys to living


If you have trouble sleeping
Before you go to sleep
Repeat the following affirmation
(it will get easier as time goes on to remember)


I ask for guidance and protection in the dream and astral world
I ask for the ability to control my dreams and be able to navigate them
I ask for the ability to make choices and decisions 
and to be able to protect and defend myself from negativity and evil
I will remember all my dreams
CLEAR the mind
RELAX the mind
CHILL the mind
CALM the mind


You will then fall asleep peacefully after you have given this command to the brain and work to keep a clear mind, you will be protected in your sleep and guided rather than being led around aimlessly 

And this is a bit funny to relay but when you are performing a bodily function repeat to yourself....
"I expel all negativity" this works for any bodily function especially peeing, give yourself purpose to expel negativity with wastes, which is what they are doing anyway, it will help rid your soul of all sadness, anger, hostility, trauma, harshness etc

It is wise to treat your dream time as a spiritual path to be able to analyze dreams, and learn from them, and be aware that there is other dimensions and time concurrently happening. Keep a charged quartz or any other crystal near your bed to help protect you while you sleep and make it your guardian to wake you in case of trauma in sleep, if you are having and are involved in a nightmare in your sleep and can't end it-make an effort to shake your head in the dream world as much as possible, this will in turn shake your head in real life waking you from evil- Much to the surprise of the nasty creature making your dreamlife hell and keep orgonite close by, fill an envelope with anise or sage and put it in your pillow to protect from nightmares and hell worlds, along with a goal chart or wishes on paper (your every hope and dream, ie. what you would do if you won the lottery-a complete financial breakdown hehe) and of course....a dream catcher, some small ones on eBay are only $3 inclusive of shipping. Work hard at protecting yourself physically by wearing orgonite in the waking world or make a crystal necklace with spacer beads and welcome things like cleaning and clearing your body and aura with burning sage, very truly native style :) We sometimes spend an equal amount of time sleeping if not more than the real world waking life, we should treat sleeping as a highly spiritual process.

-Shaun A. Delage



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ArT=LiFe








To live in a society where there are no intellectuals or philosophers seems like a tragedy and the only intellectualism you see in media is forms of programming. I think we have gotten ourselves into quite a paradoxical present time scenario…. On one hand you have the war with the Arabian peninsula and Islamic culture is a very beautiful and ancient culture rich with history and teachings, does that make me a terrorist? Haha hardly, and this hundreds of thousands year old country is at war with a rather infantile culture only spanning a few hundred years, no wonder why they see us as the great devil. Then on the other hand you have the fukishima radiation, and nobody knows exactly what is going on there, because technically –get this, a ‘place’ doesn’t actually exist unless you are there presently if you can quantify that concept. So unless you are at this place called the fukishima prefecture then it doesn’t technically exist, and there may be a hundred mile buffer so I bet even the residents of Japan don’t have a clue. Likewise, if you weren’t there for New York 9-11 then in a sense it technically didn’t happen, likewise with Roman or Egyptian or Greek times. Can you imagine the magnanimity of the situation when all the media is telling you is hypothetical scenarios of dimensions on earth that don’t exist. Likewise you have no idea what it is like to have 7 billion in your bank account and you have no idea what those people are doing right now this present moment, likewise with celebrities nobody even knows if they call earth their home, likewise with presidents or prime ministers only when we get to shadow them may we come to a conclusion as to their human state or if we are even ‘earth’ as you know it. I tend to see earth as multitudes of parallel dimensions operating currently. The only situation one should come to terms with, is their present situation, if that brings you to the mountains of India or the temples of China or the white house, then count yourself lucky because that is where you are presently, however lucky you may be. The simple fact that about 95% of the world is not permitted to travel internationally be it due to finances, fear, or restrictions or cultural boundaries etc leads me to a very precarious position, that one should concern themselves with the present –however boring. And if you are not permitted to travel because of money issues or not being able to obtain a passport, then in fact you are in prison. One of the best things you can do for yourself is learning how to live eloquently in this state, and be able to meditate the endless hours that you have away or be able to patiently manifest for your chance in life to be able to see the world, so that you too can experience this present state awareness which essentially eradicates all forms of ignorance to other cultures and faiths. The situation in North America is very precarious, the enlightenment keeps layering on if you look for it in ALL avenues of the internet, and no doubt I am probably on some list from simply going from CNN to Al Jazeera lol but we awaken in a soft form of the NEW WORLD ORDER, and it is a very interesting thing, to ponder this state, to view your country and your continent as being a criminal syndicate but on one hand we have them going into countries and using depleted uranium on people and raping and torturing people but on the other hand in the home state we have things like technology, anything to eat, the power to be free and able to move around and obtain employment and spend money, so relative freedom. This is what most tend to view when they think about their masters in a negative forum, then immediately assume that because I am so free that perhaps all these stories are lies.
I tend to view my government as an absolute authority on par with the Saudi royal family, it is unobtainable for most of their citizens to reach any level of power or prestige politically because you must go through inhumane steps to reach that place in society including being an initiated freemason and other secret society initiations including fraternal hazing and initiation or through other places like sororities, clubs like lions club intl, rotary, eastern star for women etc
It is the simple fact that most people in power appear as the opposite of these clubs, and nobody would imagine their prime minister or president having to drink blood, perform incest or have an arranged marriage or mutilate themselves or have weird twisted orgies with animals and all sorts of disgusting old men and women and their demons to be able to reach the level of governance.
This is why I think this age, we may see the chavs rise up and steal the power back lol people are right sick of these twisted old coots that have held the power for generations, and we have seen the seeds being sewn with baggy clothes and pierced hot studs on wearechange interviewing people in power and other things like VICE news being a forefront for getting chav info.
Things are beginning to change however so nobody knows what is going to take place, kind of a fun time to be alive, don’t you think? and what can we do about it all? well the answer is simple....take little steps to eradicate ignorance, and to evolve and ascend, and stop buying all the garbage in the hypes, smartphones for like $600 or a two year contract and $60-$140 a month bills, that is insane, 700 things in your wardrobe haha so lucky to be you lol I buy like 6 t shirts and wear them for like 5 years. Do little things like control your spending, at least make a serious attempt at quitting smoking -don't support them, Don't spend $8 on a coffee every day, save some money every month. Don't support this apparatus unless absolutely necessary. I am listening to the podcasts: philosophy bites, The astral quest podcast, magnetic wealth, zoomer radio and sumedho buddhist discourses along with lifetime wealth affirmation with white noise for meditation available in the audio aspect in the links below.
It may take years to get what you want, so start now, stop being a servant of the pyramid scheme. and watch who you give your time too, people like Jordon Maxwell and Alex Jones are negative, and hateful beings, people that are impressive include David Icke and Sevan of the resistance.
It starts with small little steps of bettering yourself. and from there you envelope into full blown enlightenment! 

-Shaun A Delage  




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Beet Bunneh








The video below got me thinking about my role, and this blog and everything it embodies.
A few reasons why I left the internet clique “the Resistance” is because I felt the whole asking for donations thing was pretty bizarre, them telling you what to eat and think, and the enigmatic leader was preaching these qualities while eluding to superhuman qualities.
I do thank the resistance in the moment for helping me question my life, being able to download 2000 ebooks, and I have met a few cool friends whom I stay friends with to this day.
I think of myself, as an ordained minister preaching from the pulpit what I think should be said, in a pseudo dhamma/dharma discourse, because it is the enlightenment speaking through me in the moment. I have never strived for the all mighty dollar because to put it honestly, all my needs are taken care of, I have no worries there.
I have been as honest as I could be, with a bit of humour and people have checked out my story and find that it all matches up, honestly nobody cares about monarch slaves, because you are seen as a defilement of society that needs to be corrected, demolay prince so to speak.
While at some points in my life I have exuded sociopathic and psychopathic qualities. I have worked tirelessly to rid myself of those qualities and to attain higher qualities, I tend to look at this whole world as a videogame, a massive multiplayer online virtual world.
I like to burn sai baba incense, and meditate about 10 times a day, I am nocturnal, I identify with being Buddhist, I LOVE techno and listen to it about 7 hours a day, I enjoy contesting, and do things like drink bentonite clay and take green veggie pills, but I strongly believe eating what you wish is up to the individual as we are all different, there is no blanket approach to enlightenment sadly, it is something that each person needs to figure out for themselves, I do believe in a heaven and hell along with reincarnation, I am not really set in my beliefs in those departments because truthfully nobody really knows what the hell is going on until you die.
I believe there has to be a place for people that inflict harm, hatred, abuse, negativity, and pain on others to go, while holding the idea that perhaps they get reborn as a shark or a rock.
I strongly believe that one day I will become enlightened and liberated, because that is what I attain to accomplish, but with that comes, wealth, power, prestige, success, happiness, fruitfulness, and serenity.
I have never attained to push my beliefs on anybody, just make them known, I tend to look at this blog as a place I can record a piece of my inherent humanity for some time to help others on their path.
I don’t hide the fact that this is a church in a blog and churches have options open to them if they take in countless donations, but everyone is striving for your last dollar, I don’t want to be THAT place either.
Most monarch sciences scenarios tend to sell you their book or their life story, and I have done the opposite, I have put myself out there in the hopes that some people have the investigative skills to ascertain what I say is the truth or not, and one of my friends did her work and fully investigated my manifesto, and she not only gave me validation, but also some new tips surrounding the people involved.
Not many people are wanting enlightenment or to be released from the cycle of birth and rebirth, most people are vaguely aware of the concept of karma, Just because I use the title of Reverend or Doctor does not mean that I view myself higher than anybody else, It just helps me with the entitlement needed to run a virtual ministry properly, and looks mighty fine on my bank cards and bills lol
I feel proud for what I have done here, perhaps stopped somebody in their tracks from inflicting harm, or helped somebody connect to an enigmatic recluse, or helped somebody find healing in the form of an audio Buddhist discourse, or helped an individual understand to appreciate the unknown or smaller animals etc
Thank you for being apart of this virtual ministry

-Shaun A. Delage   




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Bacon Cereal







When I think of divinity I think of most forms of creativity, kind words, smiles, buying something you will enjoy, a nice meal, seeing a deer feed on grass, a smiling cat etc
We live in what can be construed as a paradox, we have things like sickness and death, but also some very beautiful things on our planet, including the human body – a vessel in which we can enjoy the material world in, I have no issues with being spiritual it’s just that I think most beings in the spiritual realms are somewhat envious of our material and physical body and nature
It is quite a profound time to be alive and kicking and probably every soul that wanted to be here for this time has been accounted for, things I don’t understand are horrors such as murders, gangs and sex crimes. I just can’t equate how they can exist.
A spiritual nature is probably one of the more hard to come by traits and so many get locked into religious cults from yogis to Christianity but safe to say most millennium warriors these days are somewhat spiritual in an atheist sense, if some sort of faith came by that was a techno church and swept the world by storm I think many of these people would be comfortable belonging to something they understand.
This is why people are turning to occult and esotericism for their answers, I am currently reading a book by Manly P Hall who I think was a mason and all that, actually it is tough to find an ascended author that isn’t lol
Currently my book is being edited and I am working behind the scenes a few steps ahead to make it a reality, it is going to be awesome, I think the world needs a book about raves, furries, gurus and love.
It has been about a 5 year quest to make it all happen and finally came into some funds lately to make it a reality so my manifestation meditations are working however albeit slowly
I wonder about people’s reactions when they read the book, how it will be received, how people will be able to quantify the concepts.
I really did enjoy writing the books, because it allowed me to jump into a make believe world and live my life through the characters. So now I am plotting to have the first book pay off the second books editing, that is if spontaneity doesn’t hit first
The wheels of life operate ever so slow
But there is also a law in effect that I was made aware of recently, that you are eventually paid for hundreds of hours of work even though you may never see that money or return for a year or two or five etc
I always figure that there is ample amount of time to forward yourself in this world, so better to get started and get a foot in

-        Shaun A. Delage 




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Paws 4 a MoMenT







I think one of the secrets to life is to live it as sanely as possible amidst an insane world. Everyone is allowed to make mistakes and get swept up in hype, I figure when common sense hits that is when you can begin to right the wrong.
Me personally I have a hard time not going insane with the process of writing a book, it is funny because a good book needs time to develop, if I am to be quick and feisty about it, it would be poorly put together, kind of a funny notion to an impulsive aries.
Much of the world is happening at a million miles a minute and the chances you get to slow down and calm down and put it to rest you begin to understand true enlightenment. Everyone else is caught up in four or five reality shows and asks you what you think of them and you quietly state, oh I don’t have cable TV –just to see their look would be priceless because they would look at you like you’re an alien.
I tend to think of the structure of this reality quite a bit, and not only can you begin to ponder it when you are out of touch with reality, but better yet place yourself outside of the scope of reality on your own doing.
Much of society resembles a prison structure, if you think about it, chow, gym, work, bars shut-tv and sleep
It is funny because no prisoner would be accepting of a prison structure if they did not put themselves there, which is why me personally, I would like to attain the knowledge that the average person overlooks, in their speedy life.
I tend to ponder the diversity of the universe constantly, with things like slugs going a few inches a minute to a leopard that can dash that in .4 of a second.
Which means there are parts of the universe that are operating so slowly you would need to pull up a chair and wait in line to get any sort of acceptance.
I have always adhered to the old adage- slow and steady wins the race.
I think about humanity constantly, I think about how much each of us has to suffer while alive, but most don’t think about things like this, they are simply too busy.
The going philosophy is to suffer constantly and you either do it with some wealth or without, haha have to be more resourceful without wealth. I think about how things are vastly different between us in Canada and our neighbours down south America, we differ vastly in realms of population and health care, crime, race, class, power, things like that.
And that’s just looking at my neighbor, try looking one thousand miles away at a vastly different continent for example to see what you take for granted, like going to the doctor, having access to clean, fresh and pure drinking water, having your meds paid for by the government, a system of welfare for its citizens, dentistry, education, a food store that you can walk into and buy anything imaginable with $20
It almost is a curse to not really ponder how lucky in effect each and every one of us are to live in such a wealthy and positive home and country. I think stuff like this just plain could stifle the mind of a Buddhist monk for a decade and still not come to any conclusions.
I ponder how quick I get access to information, information online, and it brings great many hours invested if  the information is not grounded in a sense, much like my investigation into the one peoples public trust. There are a great number, unfathomable amounts of things online that one can subscribe too, literary cults of sorts just waiting for your eyes to come onto the information, much like what has made you come here, the ultimate question, how did you come to read these words, how do you perceive them, can you use the information.
I have always strived to be somewhat grounded and intelligent in my approach, literary wise I can be perceived as a spiritual leader, but that is just with a few rounds of intense editing process.
Essentially all spiritual leaders are human, we make mistakes, and essentially those that can admit their mistakes are the ones that can lead others, those that cannot admit any wrong doing therefore not learning from that wrong doing in my opinion should not be trusted. But not everyone is attaining to be a spiritual leader. Essentially what anybody is looking for is answers, to abide by universal laws governing their actions, to waste an hour away in what seems like millions upon millions of hours here.
So many are trapped by the materialist, it is shocking to ponder but that is why these souls keep returning over and over again to a materialist structure, and there is a war on between more ancient cultures with beliefs so complex there hasn’t been any English words invented that could describe it.
Snuff out those ancient cultures, they are babbling on and on and replace that jungle with a strip mall lol
I think there is a great war on also between most of the people and the people that hold the keys to this reality, there is a war on between people that are opposed wholeheartedly to this structure and the confines in which they reside. Those that make all the choices for them and the magic is almost to unfathomable to explain, and nobody can really wrap their heads around the magnanimity of the situation we are all involved in so we just continue, a pseudo lazy resistance.
It is funny because if you were to tear away the veil that is holding us all it would be far more simpler than one could imagine, the fact is nobody really is aware of their ancient or tribal roots, we have lost our celestial purpose amongst decades upon decades and layers upon layers or multi tiered programming.
We wouldn’t know what to do if everything fell, most of us would jump off a bridge because there isn’t signs everywhere and people dictating policy what to do next where to go what to say.
Which leads me to believe that everything is happening as it should, we are being lead slowly to the future, and when we get there, the beauty of it will be far more than is explainable.
Try to belong and involve yourself as much as possible, the world needs you to make an impression and heal, you matter-even if you are simply meditating on ultimate reality.
-          Shaun A. Delage





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The world is a much more calming place out in the forest and you actually get to see things as they are, simple, intuitive nature of the natural harmonies, and this is what many work to achieve but don’t get to, simply because they live in a concrete jungle surrounded by electromagnetic rays constantly.
It was a strange thought, to move into the country and leave much of what I have been indoctrinated to enjoy back in the city, and city people vehemently prop up their structure at all costs and the other way around with country people, while city people are a bit more reliant on the system to transport them and keep them fed and sound.
When I lived in Vancouver I was shocked at how many people were visibly unhappy with their surroundings, and likewise when I moved here to the forest I was shocked at how many people actually take the time to speak to you and not treat you like a number in a lineup
I was meditating on my porch recently and discovered that the Buddha wanted his monks to become enlightened surrounded by nature as it is. Not propped up by illusion. It wouldn’t make sense for a monk to be twenty stories up in a million dollar condominium
I question the nature of god constantly only because I cannot understand myself how something could decide, ok you get to live in Vancouver Canada and be born there, you get to live in north korea you will be born there, you will be born a cow, you will be born a kitten. The knowledge of who holds the keys escapes me constantly and I question the motives of such a creature constantly.
I have thought to myself quietly that there must be a gymnasium full of gods all vying for the domain of your soul and where it should reside, it would seem a blessing to be born in such a rich country but the country is rife with secret societies, so one would think where is the blessing in that? Where you must submit yourself for hidden rituals to obtain any sort of status in the materialist paradise we reside in. and those poorer countries have never heard of things like eastern star, lions club, knights of Columbus, etc because they are propped up by militant religious factions rather than a hidden cult of people professing strange beliefs and rituals to forward the makeup of their society.
I am pretty happy lately to have obtained the highest degree in universal life church. It is quite the accomplishment, kind of ironic to be so poor that I have usually $2 to my name, and still hold the titles of doctor, reverend, Ph.D etc I have been tempted many times by a more materialist existence and have found the illusions in such and just walked the other way, I simply want it to be on my terms not on somebody else’s
I always write in the church as if my followers have read my manifesto in entirety and the people involved a pseudo movie of sorts and a cast of characters that have attempted to ensnare the very nature of my soul. I think about them at times, and where they have rested in my story of a life.
I think of how they would feel seeing me on the national news after I have won a hospital lottery that I have been entering religiously for about 8 years. Fact is to win a lottery of sorts you have to believe stronger than anybody else, and make your case energy wise, you have to meditate constantly on the winning and believe, but also I have come to understand that there may be no other way to have massive amounts of power and authority, I just don’t see myself retiring on the fact that I can put away ten dollars a month so I invest in other ways, and there is a funny concept that names are drawn from a barrel and you win 2 million so it seems a fortunate concept for me personally, you pay $100 and you have a chance to win 2 million and the odds are one in 117,000 vs one in 24 million on the national lotteries, I don’t let the odds stack up against me, like you have a 99.9999% chance to lose, because this is illusion, try telling that to somebody that has won, and you have to believe, you have to attract this wealth to you and you have to imagine yourself of what you would do if you won to bring that to you.
Manifestation itself will work with whatever karma you have to help you achieve what you attain to have, but if it doesn’t work by the time your fifty years old, at least you are carving out your next existence as a wealthy and powerful individual in your next life.
I think money itself is one of the hardest things to come by in life, because its domain is pretty dark.
It is what is being used against us and to trap us, which is why you can’t be subservient to it at all costs.
Me I have realized with the help of psychics that it is coming for me, I just have to attract it and believe, and do my work constantly not to scare it away, it would seem fortuitous for a poor rave reverend to all of a sudden have a million to his name but it is my destiny…do you know yours…this is the nature of life. To figure out your path.
-          Shaun A. Delage





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2012 stockpile list (good for social unrest/earthquakes/disasters/miltary rule etc)






(12) - 2Kg whole wheat flour-lotsa space I know but it is filling as a paste or bannock
5 weeks of food stock like soup noodles rice baking powder, oatmeal etc
bottled water or those huge fountain bins - as much as you can store
100-1000 packs of matches
100-1000 bics lighters
100 packs of 100 count tealights-avail at dollar stores also parafin free hehe
chai teas, various teas
"crank" flashlights (ebay) $2-$7 dont require batteries
incense
books
fishing line or gun
be able trap bunnies or frogs in case of societal discord poor things lolz

this should keep you going for about many many weeks if you can double or triple the counts
also good if your a survivalist and can think of other things as well
the flour alone should keep you alive :)
also much of what I have posted can be bartered and believe me when somebody is sitting alone in the dark for 5 days they will trade a weeks worth of food for a few candles, imagine if you stocked up on bic lighters what that would go for or stocked 1000 crank flashlights

if there is a disaster you will be hungry and scared, best to isolate oneself and meditate with incense and candles and a piece of chocolate rather than go out looting because under martial law anybody can be shot dead for looting

I dont forsee anything happening but would like my disciples to be prepared
blessings blogbuddies

- Shaun A. Delage