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CaT FooD BrioChe





To constantly nourish ones soul remains the highest priority, there is so much distraction that people with any skill in meditation can sometimes skip a week or two before they get the chance to meditate.
All I have is time, I am one of the lucky few that has been able to find a calling amidst a life of seeming failure, I have embraced being a funded Buddhist lay monk, I am able to pay all my bills while having copious amounts of time at my disposal, something people that are involved in this whole apparatus lack essentially is time.
I have been taking baby steps to better my intuition because I believe it is a calling for me to be somewhat psychic or intuitive and to be genuine about it. I think many people out here on earth are naturally intuitive but fail to see the characteristics simply because they can’t guess the winning lottery numbers, and it is true that you can be obscenely intuitive with seeming strangers over your own world because if we could simply guess our own lottery numbers nobody would be working as a psychic they would be sitting on a yacht in Monaco sipping Moet.
So I have been taking baby steps and it is tough to rely solely on intuition but when I lack the confidence I simply remind myself of my history and the fact that I have had an extremely bizarre life which affords me the gift of psychic powers, the ability to tell somebody their future and whether their next steps are the right path. So I have opened a mini presence online in the virtual world of SL and in a few places online. Just taking baby steps, what it took me to get to this level is many synchronicities that play out in real life like somebody mentioning something a week prior and it plays out exactly as mentioned or I will think of a song and an hour later I will hear it on CNN of all places lol just when stuff like that adds up it really makes you question whether you have these abilities or not, and I have had precognitive dreams and such and things will automatically pop into my head twenty minutes beforehand.
So syncs…. But I also use quite some many crystals and herbs to help with that development and most psychics find out in their early thirties.
I come from a life of challenge, almost losing it beyond my control, from a life of crime and intrigue to almost taking off on a yacht around the world, meeting a twin of mine in a penthouse that tried to give me HIV, Being taunted on movie sets by satanists related to some powerful actors/aliens to being ‘involved’ with a Canadian ambassador, stuffing thousands of dollars into my pockets and staying up for sometimes weeks on end without food. I have been to hell and back literally, I know what is at stake, and it is our souls, and redemption. So when I doubt my abilities I think of these things and my path and the path of the obscure and enchantment, I think of what great powers I must have picked up along the way, now to only use them.
The simple causality that I have lived through it all and now get to live a life of fortunate circumstances lead me to believe that I have a purpose and a reason why exactly I am here rather than that of a simply anomaly.
People must get mad when they read my writing, all the brazen stuff I did, and most of it illegal, but what helped me is finding an eastern meditation technique that reversed all ignorance.
I feel lucky, lucky to be alive after all of that and yes I think about things that have happened quite a bit, I also think about how many of the multi millionaires I have met have probably died or lost it all in some way and no doubt my presence in this world has affected quite some many people from all walks of life.
Essentially the path of the Buddhist monk, too unfit to be ordained, too crazy to be in a sangha, too many disabilities to become a regular Buddhist monk so I am forced to create my own method to living, a philosophical presence that challenges belief systems and people in authority with a poetic lick.
When I wake I sit on the porch surrounded by tree’s and deer and songbirds and think to myself, wow I have made it, I am finally in my piece of heaven, the meditation has worked, now I can move to the next steps –the next levels, and my meditation will constantly change and define itself.
I give you this discourse so that it may better your day.
-Shaun A. Delage  






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ArT=LiFe








To live in a society where there are no intellectuals or philosophers seems like a tragedy and the only intellectualism you see in media is forms of programming. I think we have gotten ourselves into quite a paradoxical present time scenario…. On one hand you have the war with the Arabian peninsula and Islamic culture is a very beautiful and ancient culture rich with history and teachings, does that make me a terrorist? Haha hardly, and this hundreds of thousands year old country is at war with a rather infantile culture only spanning a few hundred years, no wonder why they see us as the great devil. Then on the other hand you have the fukishima radiation, and nobody knows exactly what is going on there, because technically –get this, a ‘place’ doesn’t actually exist unless you are there presently if you can quantify that concept. So unless you are at this place called the fukishima prefecture then it doesn’t technically exist, and there may be a hundred mile buffer so I bet even the residents of Japan don’t have a clue. Likewise, if you weren’t there for New York 9-11 then in a sense it technically didn’t happen, likewise with Roman or Egyptian or Greek times. Can you imagine the magnanimity of the situation when all the media is telling you is hypothetical scenarios of dimensions on earth that don’t exist. Likewise you have no idea what it is like to have 7 billion in your bank account and you have no idea what those people are doing right now this present moment, likewise with celebrities nobody even knows if they call earth their home, likewise with presidents or prime ministers only when we get to shadow them may we come to a conclusion as to their human state or if we are even ‘earth’ as you know it. I tend to see earth as multitudes of parallel dimensions operating currently. The only situation one should come to terms with, is their present situation, if that brings you to the mountains of India or the temples of China or the white house, then count yourself lucky because that is where you are presently, however lucky you may be. The simple fact that about 95% of the world is not permitted to travel internationally be it due to finances, fear, or restrictions or cultural boundaries etc leads me to a very precarious position, that one should concern themselves with the present –however boring. And if you are not permitted to travel because of money issues or not being able to obtain a passport, then in fact you are in prison. One of the best things you can do for yourself is learning how to live eloquently in this state, and be able to meditate the endless hours that you have away or be able to patiently manifest for your chance in life to be able to see the world, so that you too can experience this present state awareness which essentially eradicates all forms of ignorance to other cultures and faiths. The situation in North America is very precarious, the enlightenment keeps layering on if you look for it in ALL avenues of the internet, and no doubt I am probably on some list from simply going from CNN to Al Jazeera lol but we awaken in a soft form of the NEW WORLD ORDER, and it is a very interesting thing, to ponder this state, to view your country and your continent as being a criminal syndicate but on one hand we have them going into countries and using depleted uranium on people and raping and torturing people but on the other hand in the home state we have things like technology, anything to eat, the power to be free and able to move around and obtain employment and spend money, so relative freedom. This is what most tend to view when they think about their masters in a negative forum, then immediately assume that because I am so free that perhaps all these stories are lies.
I tend to view my government as an absolute authority on par with the Saudi royal family, it is unobtainable for most of their citizens to reach any level of power or prestige politically because you must go through inhumane steps to reach that place in society including being an initiated freemason and other secret society initiations including fraternal hazing and initiation or through other places like sororities, clubs like lions club intl, rotary, eastern star for women etc
It is the simple fact that most people in power appear as the opposite of these clubs, and nobody would imagine their prime minister or president having to drink blood, perform incest or have an arranged marriage or mutilate themselves or have weird twisted orgies with animals and all sorts of disgusting old men and women and their demons to be able to reach the level of governance.
This is why I think this age, we may see the chavs rise up and steal the power back lol people are right sick of these twisted old coots that have held the power for generations, and we have seen the seeds being sewn with baggy clothes and pierced hot studs on wearechange interviewing people in power and other things like VICE news being a forefront for getting chav info.
Things are beginning to change however so nobody knows what is going to take place, kind of a fun time to be alive, don’t you think? and what can we do about it all? well the answer is simple....take little steps to eradicate ignorance, and to evolve and ascend, and stop buying all the garbage in the hypes, smartphones for like $600 or a two year contract and $60-$140 a month bills, that is insane, 700 things in your wardrobe haha so lucky to be you lol I buy like 6 t shirts and wear them for like 5 years. Do little things like control your spending, at least make a serious attempt at quitting smoking -don't support them, Don't spend $8 on a coffee every day, save some money every month. Don't support this apparatus unless absolutely necessary. I am listening to the podcasts: philosophy bites, The astral quest podcast, magnetic wealth, zoomer radio and sumedho buddhist discourses along with lifetime wealth affirmation with white noise for meditation available in the audio aspect in the links below.
It may take years to get what you want, so start now, stop being a servant of the pyramid scheme. and watch who you give your time too, people like Jordon Maxwell and Alex Jones are negative, and hateful beings, people that are impressive include David Icke and Sevan of the resistance.
It starts with small little steps of bettering yourself. and from there you envelope into full blown enlightenment! 

-Shaun A Delage  




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awesomenezz of trial





I think many of the best questions go unanswered like how are we able to leave this physical being every night and return encapsulated into a body, it is a magic and awareness that goes unanswered because on some level each and every one of us has opted to live in this body for a set amount of time. So nobody begins to question how their inherent nature can reside in such a vehicle that is unexplainable.
For a person that can travel the astral every night or surround the globe in healing energy every meditation the answers are far reaching.
Just such a complex mechanism that remains organic and alive brings questions such as the other organisms on earth, why are we not more advanced and moreso why have we not discovered more about ourselves or know more information that remains hidden.
I think to swear it all off and live in nature is unassuming, because we have advanced so well into our homes and our lives, to de evolve in a sense would be a brutal hit to the psyche
Most people as well don’t have the ability to record their lives so they have no idea of sync’s that happen, which is why I have formulated in my experiences that I am a pseudo victim of mind control or at least a key player in some sort of ritual illusion, but my experiences in the present make me believe that I am in a present day fairy tale and ultimate reality
While meeting masons, and being shuttled around in jaguars and limousines does not inhabit my reality in the present I tend to think back on my experiences and not think of them as trivial matters, I tend to view it as my life or future in a sense being at stake, but somehow my guardian angels or other energies allowed me to continue unharmed because I was a bit naïve or premature in my growth
An untold amount of magic was released thanks to the chemical combinations I was under, but I think to myself with a few experiences it was rather a life and death situation, one thing differently and that’s it, game over.
With a life of crime, you tend to feel ashamed, I was thinking back to one experience I was in a closed mall and hopped over the counter of an establishment only to be caught by security taken back to the office and then brought outside to wait for police, but we were standing outside and some chavs came up to distract the guard and I took off running at a hundred miles an hour and he was chasing me for most of it but when the border of the mall and parking lot hit he called off his pursuit and I casually walked across the street only to pass the RCMP car that was destined to pick me up, I walked like an unassuming person across a mega highway and unloaded several false identifications I had on me and break in tools, hardly fitting of the Church of Techno reverend but it is my experiences that I have lived through them that allow me to write my experiences today, People would usually choose not to listen to somebody that has committed crimes, and done drugs and have been diagnosed with various illnesses but to others I am a person that has lived through tremendous adversity only to be saved last minute by an eastern meditation cult, to fully actualize and awaken as a person that matters, that has dignity, that has a future, that has a life.
I am not here promoting crime, I think far from it, the more people stay in a wonderful path the better but I also feel that by offering my experiences as a guide I can better serve the readers of the Church of Techno
Tremendous amounts of conspiracy, hidden sciences, fraternal mystery, and weirdness surrounded me at times, not anymore blogbuddies, not anymore.
-Shaun A. Delage





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Canada weed state




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prawn dip





The path of suffering right now is immense to some and it is true that things like alcohol and drugs can add to the problems, but for some they need to escape from the confines of boredom
What most don’t realize is that the matrix keeps adding new  paradigms layering on and on for us to understand…the future matrix’s are being developed as we see in front of us
Many older generations understand that the world is definitely not what it used to be.
For real divinity to work you need to understand what divinity is, that is why I advocate everyone sitting still for about 15 minutes and just having an awareness of breath, awareness of breath is divine nature at work
It is helping you breathe every moment, and quadrillions of other species, for more advanced meditators they are aware of more advanced sensations through the body
Like tingling in the scalp after you think of something or pain around the body or shifting and flowing sensations etc or for some, waves of sensations that are unexplainable
Most go through life committing atrocities and are not aware of their own divine state, they may be satanic or whatever but it is divine nature that keeps them alive, of course I always am in tune with the more hidden realms, being a night owl, and there is probably countless beings in charge of watching over you, recording your crimes and sins but also working to avert disaster
Suicide itself is something that is hitting us all around, and if you must give up well that is your choice, it isn’t easy to give up I can tell you that, me personally I am happy I didn’t lose my life at 15 because I would most likely be in a hell realm for committing murder
Essentially the body is not you. You are consciousness, count yourself lucky that you were not born an animal without real free range but your body is never your property, material wise it belongs to Satanism but spiritually, well that is up to you in each choice, most people are inherently divine but some can be very evil and you hear of this evil all the time, in a matrix that glorifies evil
One may think they are reasonably intelligent as well but truth is there are vast numbers of people that are far superior intelligence wise, when I begin each discourse I never have it mapped, but this is the skill of the writer and priest, my words may be common stock to most but to the cattle of society they would easily dismiss my discourses as the rantings of a paranoid lunatic
To some I speak with I far supercede them in intelligence, compassion and mystery
To others that have a masters in business in mathematics they have thought about what I have to say a dozen times already. I have worked to understand my writing talent and why would I have a blog up and write endless discourses with no payment or foreseeable benefits
For me, it is merit making, much of the reason why I wanted to keep one sole manifesto up on the church because I believe it will help some younger naïve soul to achieve their own level of quantifiable enlightenment
They are better to understand the nature of suffering and conspiracy and begin to work within the confines of their own life to make magic, many of us are trying to recover after centuries left in the hidden worlds and astral worlds and to actually obtain a human body far outnumbers any lottery or jackpot considering the human body is worth 55 billion dollars
You may laugh making $22 an hour at your job or $10 for some haha but that is the true essence of the human birth is you have learnt your lessons and worked to understand the nature of your life in a birth
To many the days, are boring and monotonous and there is no level of magic or existentialism
Others have to walk down powerful levels of suffering like I have and be able to wait out our prison sentence here, and it is not a bad place to be in prison
Prison can be internal as well, or for some it is simpler than that, like not having a sexual partner for longer than a week or not getting as much on your cheque
The true old souls so to speak are so damn exhausted in reality they may seem like they are on a whole other level and it seems the newer incarnates are willing to submit their being for the easiest path to material wealth which happens to be selling your soul in blood oaths
I cant tell you I have all the answers but to me the essence of life seems to be to be able to chart your souls future beyond here, and this is where the traps lay in life, they have hacked every sound and angle in the psyche and there remains very little that has not been discovered by some advanced etheric warrior from centuries ago
Problem is, there is no way to find out who we really are, after thousands of these births and multi millions of worlds almost exactly like this one, and this is the most commonly recurring curse on humanity is familiarity
For some the excel at math, others are masters in labour, countless beings thrive writing and some are sexual adepts or material barons. There is no way to say, I am better than you but society it seems has been easily lead astray with the notion you are how successful you are and how much material wealth you obtain
My bank is royal bank of Canada, and I was looking at the website the other day and they have branches all over the USA and the Caribbean. Just imagine the life that the common teller lives, being able to handle all the secrets as a literal priestess of finance then be able to save up and transfer to the bank on the beach
Most are living in a reality so detached from purpose that they don’t get it, we idolize these unhuman qualities in life like fame, materialism and sexuality when it could be argued that most of these qualities could be contrived as illusion
And the ones that you get a glimpse of, in wealth brackets far beyond anything standard in society are literally not human by that point. My reality doesn’t make for reptiles or invisibles controlling me like a puppet because I have cast away all of that. Hence why I am a poor chav from british Columbia instead of what some would be a vice president of a bank by now, but it is true that the most that ‘make it’ have been helped along phenomenally by those that they are close too, so the university and condo and car paid for but truth is not everyone gets these types of benefits, strong argument is that it is karmic
For most with motivational issues they just plug along keeping themselves alive but what is the purpose of being a director for some wealthy foundation if you just go home and drink your liver to death and hire the next young thing that needs $120
So to say it simply those that have the most have very little in essence because they were never challenged, they were simply fortunate enough to be born under wealthy parents or whatever
People that have abusive backgrounds, and then perpetuate that abuse, then feel so overcome with grief of the two intermingling that most do choose to take their own life, what life throws at us is not this utopian futuristic paradise that everyone sees around them but a level where most people are literally living in the 1900’s still, with a few benefits, and powers that be are hard to overcome
Most people are so caught up with what god thinks or what sins others have committed and most are literally possessed by religions like Christianity, Buddhism, being muslim etc that they have lost all sense of reality
This is why I enjoy the church as it is, I have dreams of one day founding a meditation center specializing in nocturnal techno meditation in the forest or city or whatever but a loosely construed chav faith is easy for people to understand and begin to comprehend
For those that wonder the church on this site (church of techno-in case your wondering where you are lol) averages about 80 people a week and of those 80 aprox. 30 or so are repeat blogbuddies
I have never really made much money off this site and the meaning of it all escapes me, a pseudo journal and performance art reinvented with a glorious title and graphic and a manifesto to show you how I came to this point. What is my purpose?
That’s for you to decide
-          Shaun A. Delage