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Interdimensional/astral travel/ parallel realities travels 3.2





Interdimensional / Astral TRAVEL UPDATE
I ask my guides to show me the way and what I get is a nice goldfish it took me to a boat with 18 members of a Chinese gang and had over $100,000 dollars on me and they picked us up and brought us to a hotel and I looked in the mirror and I was wearing makeup and piercings and I had full control over my travels…next I went on a cruiseship and walked around the massive complex and I was in a wheel chair then I got out of the wheel chair and asked a bartender something and he told me to go be with somebody sitting alone and I said okay and the police came after me because after me because I went through a wrong door and I just floated above them through the walls and I even ate a sprout burger and the lady at the counter said to me I saw you last night and you were in ladies underwear and I laughed and quipped, I love to wear ladies underwear then I left the ship on the embarkation and at the customs counter they gave me the wrong ID back so I took the wrong ID and pocketed thousands of dollars of cash and rode my bike into the city and walked into a pizza place and brought my bike in there but it was packed so I walked into another restaurant and it was also –packed, it was raining heavily. Next I was in a contest for the best fritter like a pie and a girl put cat food in mine and cat food in another persons and I was getting a ride home with two hot guys in maple ridge and he showed his cock so I showed mine, and he had to go to work and he worked at wal mart and I was going to buy stuff and the money I had turned into weird documents and was trying to search through that for awhile anyways because of the cat food fritter I lost the contest. Next I met this guy in a café he was kinda weird giving his bro a few gifts and he thought I was a dream guardian and he was so hot oh man ! well I went to a barber and ended up kissing him on the street and it was faux pas around his friends and there was some people moving into a building next door and I tried to say some of the stuff was mine. Then I went to a seventies church and there was a restaurant and conference and a guy came up and professed his love for me and he said I hate who I live with and I said yes I live with a crazy woman he was completely naked and left me for somebody else within 5 minutes, it was the shortest relationship I have ever had. Next I was going through the grieving process and on a tour of a different country and I developed a relationship with this cat over my travels and I also had a kitten and the kitten jumped in the water where there was dolphins and the other cat jumped into save it and the first cat I saved and the kitten died, very sad, anyways most of the dream was spent grieving over the kitty. Next I went on a cruise ship and took part in a special drill because I was known for being bad and security was following me everywhere and I walked off the ship before it docked and I had to get back to the ship because it had my cat on board and it took off and I was extremely sad …I was walking near a food court and there was chavs buying munchies and I wandered intoa  church of sorts and it had lots of seats and they were all full so I just walked in and out they were serving fine food and a lady commented that it was for rich people…next the goldfish took me to a store in a mall and I woke up heaving a revolting travel I went to this store and stepped in feces and there was shit everywhere and you would walk more and you would dive into a pool of it and you would taste it and it would taste sugary but still like feces and I told a lady I would file a police report and she said it would be taken care of as quick as this conversation and I said yeah right this is the most disgusting store I have ever been into you crazy old broad. Next I went to a tiger sanctuary and a girl went up and pet one, and it didn’t bite her or anything and it was some weird family gathering with tigers tigers everywhere ! landed in Toronto and  driving into a place called landerson and Mitchell and trying to hop into a cab and was going to all these random places and people wrote reports on me and apparently I harassed a bunch of sugar daddies and shot a few people and rode a mountain bike through the mall but it was strange I ended up crawling through a window over a BBQ and I was like whatever my mom had a new baby and the baby asked me if we were boyfriends and I said no we are brothers and this was funny coming from a lil tyke…next I went to a rave in a  club and getting stuff in coat check and I had a talking elmo with a penis and she made a comment about that I had a big hard shell case filled with trinkets and toys and leaving stuff for coatcheck I had a hardshell case the party itself was packed and amazing ! before I arrived at the party, the parking lot was full and I arrived in a red rolls Royce with a Chinese girl and a blonde girl and they were offering people $70 for a parking spot – I took a caffeine pill and the military security said what are you taking and I replied people take meds and other stuff and you shouldn’t be suspicious and she said ok …the red rolls, was massive and I was guessing the others were my attendants because where they were sitting. Next I was in high school in a nice school and my first class was this weird bingo and I was trying to hand draw my bingo and this guy with a purple shirt kept hitting on me and putting his foot on mine, wandered the halls next and a lady brought me for a spaghetti cookie and they gave me like 9 cookies they were so good and she took me to a theatre and there was nine gay men performing then I talked to a guy and asked is physical education mandatory and he said yeah 30 hours a week and I said yeah I would probably do well in the arts and then I walked down a whole mountain of cookies lol next I went to a ritzy house and there was pork ribs everywhere and this little girl kept biting my finger off and she was my daughter or something and so I forcefed her marijuana and told her I was divorcing her mother cause she was such a bitch
Next I went to a water boat and had to catch a lil waterboat to a ferry and caught it with a skater kid and I said yeah I have the flu and then a bunch of skater kids sat around and they asked where I was from and I said Vancouver island they asked how was that and I said oh like the Truman show haha they all laughed the water way itself as they were ferrying us there was carcasses and a huge shipping container with the Masonic emblem that said thank you brother
Next I went to Vancouver to housesit and there was porn on across the way there would be a telescope hooked up and a skater orgy across the street was fun to look at then I was watching a cat too and I had cheated on my art site and it caused the whole website to crash and while I was out and about the ploice were ordered to apprehend me and I was standing there in cuffs and all of a sudden this black family runs by in cuffs behind their back and the police were too busy on their own so I ran too and they said what are you doing come with us and I said I am in cuffs and they said run anyway and I ran with em and escaped custody haha and was running with the family and ended up finding a car that was meeting them at a drop point and I helped the family scale rocks and mountains and I got in the car early with somebody else and we were driving around and found a woman eating a sandwich out of the garbage so whom I was with gave her $10 and said yeah we support people around here and it was lonliness and desperation when I realized I was a convicted felon and everything came crashing down around me with the flick of a switch in an instant I was walking with the black people and one guy with them a Russian hottie with red hair and twink face looks at me and said “are you shaun delage off youtube” and I said “yeah they banned me though I am like a felon now” and he said I want you so bad. I want to be with you so I just chose to walk away with him because the family was in a fight with some others so I just walked on and I walked to his apartment and amazing building slabs diagonal and protruding and we played slots in his hallway and he won $9 and then some people tried to make us watch a weird horror movie on a screen in front of us with horrific images like murder scenes and the Russian said I thinkw e should go and we rode up the elevator 9 floors. We went to his apartment – the rest is too racy for this blog well I was outside another guys building a cute guy and he came with a  girl and I came with a group of people and a guy tried to push his shin into my teeth and I shouted call the police and they surrounded us and I was on the run for 4 weeks the police said there was an over award on my account and said I was + 38K !!! I had an old tix for air Canada in my bag for Toronto and I took off and flew away !! I was riding a bus into the city trying to speak with an operator and she said will you promise me one thing if I connect you will you carry it through and I said sure bla la lolz
Next I went to an oceanfront cabin before a storm and it was chaos there was a hurricane and there was this tabby cat that could eat your foot in an instant because it was a crazed astral tabby and a guy was chasing it
Next I went on a trip to the USA and ended up having 420 on me at the border and I brought a huge entertainment case filled with stuff and a cat ran away from the bus and they caught it and I said can I keep it and I said I had marijuana and they said you can keep the cat in ur cell and they searched my stuff and found it and ended up going to prison and sat at a table with a girl eating a puke cake it was disgusting the guards were abusing their authority and being violent and everywhere I went I shouted out revolt revolt against the establishment and I started a violent revolt and would pee on officers and would kick them and punch them back and they were pretty scared everywhere I went I showed this skill of revolution I was the leader of the church of techno there like on every dimension and none of the guards wanted to do anything to me so I kept going and I never did get the cat though they made you eat that rancid puke bar and the women of the prison loved me and I put thumbs up everywhere and the guards said they would do biological testing on us. I wrestled a gun away and shot many people and ended up escaping on a boat to the mainland and ended up catching a ship to Australia and I had a six shooter on the boat I was never to be seen again
Next there was this androgynous female who would steal and went from place to place and had adventures the first place she went to was this old ladies apartment and she used the bathroom there and then she went to a fancy café and stole a hat and wallet on the way out and she walked in without shoes so she tried to get up to the roof and a Chinese man wouldn’t let her so she found a fancy lunch room where she ate and I talked to her but followed her like an orb some men tried to rape her and she said she was a transsexual and exposed her breasts and found she was a real woman so they left her alone.
Next I was catching a skytrain in Vancouver middle of nowhere I was waiting for the train, the very last night train and I had ran and ran with another girl to make it and we were going to hop in on the other side of it and I had a full transit pass and I was up on a ramp and hopped up there and a chief of security and said where is your pass and looked for it for 20 min and he said you don’t have it and I said I have the fucking pass and he looked at it and said the numbers are blurry it had my pic on it too and he started to get violent and I was like whatever and there was lots of witnesses and finally I called 9-11 and he said oh are you going to charge me and I said yeah with theft and harassment and a contingent of officers showed up and I talked to a hot guy and he helped me and they said we would need to do a news broadcast from the station while they were questioning witnesses. Everyone was freezing cold because they canx the train and some people spoke up and asked what happened to that asshole security and I was like oh he is probably going to be charged with harassment and theft because he kept my pass and one guy spoke up and said whats your name it says your shaun zeno on the pass and some lil kid about 10 yrs said I use the name zeno as well and I said yeah buddy hahaha the two zenos and we were shaking hands doing a thug shake and meeting our palms and snapping our fingers was totally fun
This concludes the last month and a half of dimensional astral travels
Thank you for reading
-          Shaun A. Delage




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hi i just purchased a reading from you


my name is Shaun A. Delage




my questions


1) I want to know about the kagyu mediation hermitage - whether I will be accepted as a monk.


2) i would like to know about when I will die, how, and if it is preventable


3) I would like to know about 2012 if there is a total systemic collapse so that I may begin to prepare...I only see a shift of rule of sorts to a more tribal or regional governance but I wonder if I should stock up on things like tea lights matches food and whatever


thank you


I know these are pivotal questions but I thank you sincerely for your divine instruction


shaun


Hi Shaun, I hope I will be helpful, I am going to work through your questions starting with the last. I feel totally that there will be a systematic collapse this year but I do not feel it will last more than a few a weeks, I have myself stockpiled candles, wooden matches, drygoods, bottled water etc.. I hope I am wrong in this aspect. Sorry Shaun but your body will eventually die, I cannot predict how this will happen. but your soul cannot die and will move on to a new beginning. The hermitage foundation you speak of is a learning facility essentially. Although new solid members are occasionally accepted. Their criteria for acceptance is solid and unbending but with perserverance I can see you being an accepted member of their community. Life as a monk can be very fulfilling but also frustrating. Please consider all options before continueing (The diffrent script means nothing other than I have a new computer and cannot figure how to change it back) Back to your last question, I forsee at least government upheaval, social turmoil, claustrophic natural events, fear mongering, lack of medical care worldwide etc.. But only short lived before the feared new world order whatever that consists of comes into effect. (we will have no say in the matter)

Good luck and God Bless,

T.
 


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Reality it seems is a self repeating ever presence
Mind you reality is fine for most people just people with anomalous nature tend to want to find a way out of this dimension and into one where they feel accepted, loved, cherished, and adored, rather than hatefuIly ritually abused
I am reminded daily of trauma usually in the form of my own suffering state but also those around me, the only thing I can really do at this point is offer an extension of my spirit
I noticed a shift in global energy drastically when pope john paul died and he was replaced with this evil nazi pope.
Being a person that sees things out of reality I tend to question reality every minute while most are so willing to have their life guided for them on behalf of their character by the luciferian consciousness
I mean I see it as a sort of haze these days that just encapsulates the earth and has a pervading energy that can see into multitudes of beings choices and actions at the same time
Best not to live in paranoia that the haze is following you though
I think at some point when somebody resists all form of evil they are protected by the higher consciousness
I believe in divinity and I believe there is a faculty of divine beings that are connected to each soul that asks for guidance.
I wonder how divinity could exist with a life of trauma and I only need to look at a small sleeping cat on my lap that has entered R.E.M. state or into the eyes of a beautiful horse
Or I only need to look at my own creativity for example
I actually believe I am a divine entity
This may seem ego maniacal but because of my suffering and I remember vividly trying to cut away at my tendon in my arm and I am reminded of the brutality of my own existence
This place or reality as you would like to call it has advanced levels of Satanism playing out all around
Plus many lives are travelling dimensions and using alien technologies and languages to alter the course of humanity and the trauma state
One only needs to look around deeply at the cast of characters running the show and you think to yourself , yes conspiracy exists, the trauma state exists, Satanism exists.
These rulers and presidents and queens and everything by their very nature are illusion
The funny philosophical notion I like to ponder is that in between advanced interdimensional travel these whackjobs actually have time for us on this planet
Considering her royal majesty and people like obama and Stephen harper have hundreds and thousands of earths/realities to manage, not just this one.  
Many people are unaware of suffering and are unaware of monarch slavery when it is the leading ideology on the planet
Technically everywhere I look out into the world is illusion
Those I relate too, time, wars, etc
It is not wrong to see yourself as a divine being, society makes us out to believe we are not worthy
I see the fact that most of the enlightened beings are leaving the planet and I am worried …in a way the world will be hungry for enlightened dialogue
Not many you relate too will even hunt out ascension
People have long ago given up and submitted to the structure in place
Mind you everyone needs to feed themselves and everything but its just when slavery becomes you, what are you really
Really essentially what it all comes down to is that enlightenment rests in creativity and realizing you are different than the rest
Essentially divinity lays with intelligence, happiness, love, compassion, and gentleness
The issue we have here is that there are people with the above qualities co existing with people that are above the law and can commit any crime on the planet and get away with it, simply because their jurisdiction supercedes all maritime law.
So in my travels I have figured out that I am a divine entity and not an illustrious position to hold god no, no wealth or anything like golden chariots or thrones
Part of living a divine life is going through untold amounts of suffering like poverty and trauma before you can successfully guide others to an enlightened state or at least connect them with their ancient purpose or for example, program them the right way for a change
Passing by a native reserve and being like ¼ native I began to understand how much of my life is a mystery. I believe I hold the code to remind people of the trauma state and the genocide that is occurring against the native population
Not many people you meet online can verify that they have had sex with the person that created Nunavut lol
Nor can they say they been with a vice president of a bank
Nor can they say they tried to cut into their tendon
Many people don’t go that far to discover their inherent humanity and unlock the doors that keep us chained.
So call me a native warrior resisting the illegal occupation of a dimensional queen
I am not anarchist
I am a realist
I live in a world out of touch with reality
I used to think enlightenment rests with isolation but now I am pondering that it rests with the divine energy placing you into your next lesson
Please understand the gift of your creation, and have the courage to go into uncharted waters.
Not saying go into traumatic events god no
But at least have the courage to think like an aries
The ones that get so hopelessly injured trying to bring the truth to kindred souls
-          Shaun A. Delage





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Wow what an extensive few days emotionally
DeviantART has proved to be very stressfull on me
I don’t think I have the ability to take constructive criticism on my art
See when an artist completes a piece it is usually done.
but not only that deviantART community do not offer any level of constructive criticism only hatred and envy for truly talented artists
I almost have to remind people that because I am simply a graphic artist I am seen as somebody that steals images and sells them when that is not the case.
I take public domain pictures and jazz them up with two equations to avoid lawsuits
Either change the graphic more than thirty percent or only use ten percent of the original image
Just dealing with the Nazis on the deviantART site has made me realize that not a lot of people like my art. Then they proceeded to mock my anthem art which I did a showing of it a few posts ago calling it not art etc or simply too simple to be considered art
Then one asked why I dont draw or paint and I was honest that I had self inflicted injuries and a disability which makes manual dexterity a  bit tough
I feel like shaking the snobbish photoshop japanime gurus on that site and telling them what a true artist is. And I tried to relay that I am an inventor of an entirely new art movement and leader of the pseudo Church of Techno lolz
but they are not critiques per se but a venue for sadistic neuro linguistic programming that rivals the captcha code illusion with posts containing links and pics and containing satanic neuro linguistic programming via "bots" I just wonder how many suicides have been attributed to this mob
They told me that the way I carry myself is an issue on the site denoting too much self importance
I felt like I was in a concentration camp for artists. Complete greys blacks and ridicule when art should be open and expressive and spontaneous including performance art but spectrum
I see myself as divine yes, but not a godhead...just tapped into universal conciousness (this is where each human should rest)
is just society instils the belief that humans are filthy rapists and murderers
It seems that I am being maliciously attacked because the images do not belong to me
I respectfully tell them that it is up to the original copyright holder to stake a claim and then when they see the image has been doctored beyond belief they would think twice and plus collage is an art form
I think what it comes down to is

#1 it is gay art.

#2 Society is not willing to portray men as objects of beauty

#3 The other artists cannot even begin to conceptualize how my art is done. So they simply attack me and attack my skills in photoshop when I don’t even use photoshop

I have cancelled my account and will not reinstate it. Good riddance deviantART nazis The critique feature almost had me relapsed and in the hospital – something nobody should pay $29 for lol
I really enjoy my art mind
I enjoy my creativity and nobody is going to stop me from showing my art to the world.

-        Shaun A. Delage