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Showing posts with label astral travel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label astral travel. Show all posts



Hey Shaun,

Tonight you spell was prepare and cast in the presence of the bright moonlight to lift and remove the curse from you, Shaun A. Delage. While casting this spell, i can confirm what the other two psychics have picked up. There is a strong curse that is surrounded on you. This curse is the result of a black magic hex that was put on you. The curse is leading you on a dark course in life. The increased luck was a trick by the curse to attrack you down an unwelcome path and to trust a certain flase intuition inside you.


The spell casting last night was successful and the spirits have requrest that you accept the spell, in order to completely remove the curse from you and all the negative effects.

To accept:

To accept this spell please take a cup of warm or hot water and place it between 3 candles , as per the picture attached. Take a whole lemon and squeeze about 1/4 of the lemon juice into the cup. Proceed to light each candle, one by one. After the candles have been lit, let this sit for 5 minutes with you in the prescence of the candles. Then proceed to blow each candle out one by one. After the fire is blown out, please slowly drink the purified lemon water. As you slowly drink the lemon water, the frequency from the candle fire is going to allow the complete break of the bond and wash away everything to do with the curse that was stowed upon you.

After your last sip your whole body will feel lighter and positive as you are no longer burdened by the curse. You will be back to a neutral state, and not influenced by any external dark energies.


Thank you!



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Pink Tail







I have been listening to a lot of material lately that makes one think we are in a ‘prison planet’ Hence the Alex Jones site that takes the same namesake, but I have learnt after many years immersed in virtual reality that the world is more of a Virtual World.
People think because we have such a complex paradigm to think about and much of it evil, I have come to the conclusion that the world does have a certain degree of love and compassion involved in it. And my Buddhist nature has taught me that you, yourself arrange for all of the events in your life so that you may better understand humanity.
It’s not a fair world when you have things that happen in the moment like beatings and murders but that has left me with an unsolvable equation…Why would an all present omnipotent being that knows all allow things like serial killers to run rampant. But the other side of me thinks that it has to do with a dualistic nature of earth where there are equally evil forces and good natured forces to balance the negativity. This is why the Buddhist natured side of me believes that there may in fact be no god or Christ or messiah but rather in each and every person lies god and the divine.
When I look at other magnificently wealthy faiths I tend to see quite a traumatic amount of illusion in all of them, where I have found the most answers lays in the Buddhist discourses of dozens of monks in the thai tradition, hence the godhead being present in each of these individuals and able to speak through them, where the more organized religions have a sole priest dictating what is correct or you simply go to hell and burn for all of eternity.
For me personally that doesn’t make sense, and I have found some catholics in my own life to have gone to church every Sunday and listen to this garbage and after 50 years they still remain full of hatred, ignorance, sadness, and anger. Also void of any sort of compassion.
Only in Buddhism can you practice on your own in solitude for years, never needing to be programmed, only in Buddhism can you practice with several faiths or beliefs and only in Buddhism does it permit one being to look inside themselves for the answers rather than outward towards the sky.
I am aware of things like the astral world, parallel dimensions, hell, heaven, earth, buddhic planes, alien worlds and the lower realms. I feel honoured that I get to live here in the present in a world where nothing is permanent. So my virtual world theory proves to be the most comforting scenario.
I looked on several TV websites and saw if any clicked with me, like GlobalTV, CTV etc and 99% of the stuff on there was pretty lame, I don’t know why the whole world is sucked into this, season-by-season phenomena. It keeps us involved in a day to day ritual which is against humanity, because to achieve true greatness you need to work at something for several years and not many people are willing to work at something for longer than an hour. This is why corporations break down the day into modules like work for two hours then meeting, then work another hour, then team meeting then lunch then work three hours then break then meet the boss then work another half hour and day is done. If they sat us in front of a sewing machine for 8 hours on end like in the undeveloped countries people would literally go insane.
In my eventual occurrence of a life I have had some great adversity but I have also had some profound karmic rewards, and not many people can be as lucky as I am, therefore grow with a greater hatred for their own life and what they have chosen for themselves, how the coal miner must feel when he sees a hot young twink make 180 million more than him last year, and this system is by far very, very unfair with it’s rituals and makeup but things could be far worse.
My meditation is pretty advanced to explain it here in text without showing it in person is a travesty would be hard to do, but I am going to lay it out for some people that are even minor meditators will be able to adapt to this scenario to bring them wealth and luck and prosperity or love or calm or happiness, whatever you seek. It also helps to have somebody you trust explain it a bit rather than a 33 degree freemason lol
Start by sitting calmly, and please use aids such as various crystal balls, stones, wands, or charms, and other things like mandelas and graphs, or incense…. whatever you need to help with this process, because crystals can be charged and were most likely put here by aliens, and they were here for hundreds of thousands of years before you and will be here for many more after you. Crystals appreciate being cleansed when you get them and love warmth and to listen to your thoughts and meditate with you. They can help you achieve the greatest possible outcome in the shortest amount of time, if you’re unsure of what to get.... start with quartz and research the other stones and their properties.
Ok back to meditation lol sitting still with a shawl in silence, to techno, to yoga music, in the dark, dim, candlelight is all up to you. And just relax yourself. This is where most people don’t advance past, now I tend to draw a connection between the crystal and I, and then use it to circumnavigate the globe a few times and then draw in all the wealth, power, authority that I can like a vortex into my head, then I repeat “all the worlds power, all the worlds authority, all the worlds wealth into my crown”
Then I tend to repeat some power words like “wealth, power, authority, love, liberation, calm, prosperity, happiness, enlightenment, money” etc for quite some time
Then I focus the energy downwards through my bottom and send the negativity downwards through the earth and focus on sending all traces of negativity, hate, poverty, adversity, abuse, sadness, sickness, disease, negative karma, trauma-Back to the earth that gave it to me so it can use the energy for good.
Then I visualize what I want, the life I want, the material things I need for quite some time and this is the hardest part to do........ sometimes I go back to the other things above and then when I remember my mind has drifted I go back to visualization. Usually fall somewhat unconscious by this point nodding off unless I have banging techno lol

Ever since I have meditated and contested- I have been profoundly lucky –to list the things I have won =

  • $3000 trip across Canada, to Montreal –flights, spending money, shopping spree, and hotel
  • $1200 at sport check – a chav store here in Canada
  • $1200 Presidents Choice Grocery giftcards
  • 3 ipads
  • Two skipasses for whistler
  • $500 Visas and $500 in toys
  • A Beauty and the Beast theatre trip to the interior including hotel, dinner, and theatre
  • 2 xboxes – 2nd generation and first generation
  • Stuffed panda
  • Korean fan
  • Mens shave kit
  • Skull Candy $300 headphones
  • Spice mill
  • A Year of phone service and new cordless phones and plane travel across Canada
  • Kobo Ebook reader x2 and $300 in Chapters bookstore giftcards
  • Wallpaper worth $600
  • & a box of steaks !!



May fortunate luck find you as well in the new year, thanks for reading.



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Code to the Matrix




When I read this book for the first time, my life collapsed and everything changed for the better :)

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7 MONTHS TO GO - BE PREPARED BUT NOT paranoid !!!







(12) - 2Kg whole wheat flour-lotsa space I know but it is filling as a paste or bannock
5 weeks of food stock like soup noodles rice baking powder, oatmeal etc
bottled water or those huge fountain bins - as much as you can store
100-1000 packs of matches
100-1000 bics lighters
100 packs of 100 count tealights-avail at dollar stores also parafin free hehe
chai teas, various teas
"crank" flashlights (ebay) $2-$7 dont require batteries
incense
books
fishing line or gun
be able trap bunnies or frogs in case of societal discord poor things lolz

this should keep you going for about many many weeks if you can double or triple the counts
also good if your a survivalist and can think of other things as well
the flour alone should keep you alive :)
also much of what I have posted can be bartered and believe me when somebody is sitting alone in the dark for 5 days they will trade a weeks worth of food for a few candles, imagine if you stocked up on bic lighters what that would go for or stocked 1000 crank flashlights

if there is a disaster you will be hungry and scared, best to isolate oneself and meditate with incense and candles and a piece of chocolate rather than go out looting because under martial law anybody can be shot dead for looting

I dont forsee anything happening xcept a fabricated collapse and a return to our ancient roots needless to say I would like my disciples to be prepared
blessings blogbuddies

- Shaun A. Delage



Interdimensional/astral travel/ parallel realities travels 3.2





Interdimensional / Astral TRAVEL UPDATE
I ask my guides to show me the way and what I get is a nice goldfish it took me to a boat with 18 members of a Chinese gang and had over $100,000 dollars on me and they picked us up and brought us to a hotel and I looked in the mirror and I was wearing makeup and piercings and I had full control over my travels…next I went on a cruiseship and walked around the massive complex and I was in a wheel chair then I got out of the wheel chair and asked a bartender something and he told me to go be with somebody sitting alone and I said okay and the police came after me because after me because I went through a wrong door and I just floated above them through the walls and I even ate a sprout burger and the lady at the counter said to me I saw you last night and you were in ladies underwear and I laughed and quipped, I love to wear ladies underwear then I left the ship on the embarkation and at the customs counter they gave me the wrong ID back so I took the wrong ID and pocketed thousands of dollars of cash and rode my bike into the city and walked into a pizza place and brought my bike in there but it was packed so I walked into another restaurant and it was also –packed, it was raining heavily. Next I was in a contest for the best fritter like a pie and a girl put cat food in mine and cat food in another persons and I was getting a ride home with two hot guys in maple ridge and he showed his cock so I showed mine, and he had to go to work and he worked at wal mart and I was going to buy stuff and the money I had turned into weird documents and was trying to search through that for awhile anyways because of the cat food fritter I lost the contest. Next I met this guy in a café he was kinda weird giving his bro a few gifts and he thought I was a dream guardian and he was so hot oh man ! well I went to a barber and ended up kissing him on the street and it was faux pas around his friends and there was some people moving into a building next door and I tried to say some of the stuff was mine. Then I went to a seventies church and there was a restaurant and conference and a guy came up and professed his love for me and he said I hate who I live with and I said yes I live with a crazy woman he was completely naked and left me for somebody else within 5 minutes, it was the shortest relationship I have ever had. Next I was going through the grieving process and on a tour of a different country and I developed a relationship with this cat over my travels and I also had a kitten and the kitten jumped in the water where there was dolphins and the other cat jumped into save it and the first cat I saved and the kitten died, very sad, anyways most of the dream was spent grieving over the kitty. Next I went on a cruise ship and took part in a special drill because I was known for being bad and security was following me everywhere and I walked off the ship before it docked and I had to get back to the ship because it had my cat on board and it took off and I was extremely sad …I was walking near a food court and there was chavs buying munchies and I wandered intoa  church of sorts and it had lots of seats and they were all full so I just walked in and out they were serving fine food and a lady commented that it was for rich people…next the goldfish took me to a store in a mall and I woke up heaving a revolting travel I went to this store and stepped in feces and there was shit everywhere and you would walk more and you would dive into a pool of it and you would taste it and it would taste sugary but still like feces and I told a lady I would file a police report and she said it would be taken care of as quick as this conversation and I said yeah right this is the most disgusting store I have ever been into you crazy old broad. Next I went to a tiger sanctuary and a girl went up and pet one, and it didn’t bite her or anything and it was some weird family gathering with tigers tigers everywhere ! landed in Toronto and  driving into a place called landerson and Mitchell and trying to hop into a cab and was going to all these random places and people wrote reports on me and apparently I harassed a bunch of sugar daddies and shot a few people and rode a mountain bike through the mall but it was strange I ended up crawling through a window over a BBQ and I was like whatever my mom had a new baby and the baby asked me if we were boyfriends and I said no we are brothers and this was funny coming from a lil tyke…next I went to a rave in a  club and getting stuff in coat check and I had a talking elmo with a penis and she made a comment about that I had a big hard shell case filled with trinkets and toys and leaving stuff for coatcheck I had a hardshell case the party itself was packed and amazing ! before I arrived at the party, the parking lot was full and I arrived in a red rolls Royce with a Chinese girl and a blonde girl and they were offering people $70 for a parking spot – I took a caffeine pill and the military security said what are you taking and I replied people take meds and other stuff and you shouldn’t be suspicious and she said ok …the red rolls, was massive and I was guessing the others were my attendants because where they were sitting. Next I was in high school in a nice school and my first class was this weird bingo and I was trying to hand draw my bingo and this guy with a purple shirt kept hitting on me and putting his foot on mine, wandered the halls next and a lady brought me for a spaghetti cookie and they gave me like 9 cookies they were so good and she took me to a theatre and there was nine gay men performing then I talked to a guy and asked is physical education mandatory and he said yeah 30 hours a week and I said yeah I would probably do well in the arts and then I walked down a whole mountain of cookies lol next I went to a ritzy house and there was pork ribs everywhere and this little girl kept biting my finger off and she was my daughter or something and so I forcefed her marijuana and told her I was divorcing her mother cause she was such a bitch
Next I went to a water boat and had to catch a lil waterboat to a ferry and caught it with a skater kid and I said yeah I have the flu and then a bunch of skater kids sat around and they asked where I was from and I said Vancouver island they asked how was that and I said oh like the Truman show haha they all laughed the water way itself as they were ferrying us there was carcasses and a huge shipping container with the Masonic emblem that said thank you brother
Next I went to Vancouver to housesit and there was porn on across the way there would be a telescope hooked up and a skater orgy across the street was fun to look at then I was watching a cat too and I had cheated on my art site and it caused the whole website to crash and while I was out and about the ploice were ordered to apprehend me and I was standing there in cuffs and all of a sudden this black family runs by in cuffs behind their back and the police were too busy on their own so I ran too and they said what are you doing come with us and I said I am in cuffs and they said run anyway and I ran with em and escaped custody haha and was running with the family and ended up finding a car that was meeting them at a drop point and I helped the family scale rocks and mountains and I got in the car early with somebody else and we were driving around and found a woman eating a sandwich out of the garbage so whom I was with gave her $10 and said yeah we support people around here and it was lonliness and desperation when I realized I was a convicted felon and everything came crashing down around me with the flick of a switch in an instant I was walking with the black people and one guy with them a Russian hottie with red hair and twink face looks at me and said “are you shaun delage off youtube” and I said “yeah they banned me though I am like a felon now” and he said I want you so bad. I want to be with you so I just chose to walk away with him because the family was in a fight with some others so I just walked on and I walked to his apartment and amazing building slabs diagonal and protruding and we played slots in his hallway and he won $9 and then some people tried to make us watch a weird horror movie on a screen in front of us with horrific images like murder scenes and the Russian said I thinkw e should go and we rode up the elevator 9 floors. We went to his apartment – the rest is too racy for this blog well I was outside another guys building a cute guy and he came with a  girl and I came with a group of people and a guy tried to push his shin into my teeth and I shouted call the police and they surrounded us and I was on the run for 4 weeks the police said there was an over award on my account and said I was + 38K !!! I had an old tix for air Canada in my bag for Toronto and I took off and flew away !! I was riding a bus into the city trying to speak with an operator and she said will you promise me one thing if I connect you will you carry it through and I said sure bla la lolz
Next I went to an oceanfront cabin before a storm and it was chaos there was a hurricane and there was this tabby cat that could eat your foot in an instant because it was a crazed astral tabby and a guy was chasing it
Next I went on a trip to the USA and ended up having 420 on me at the border and I brought a huge entertainment case filled with stuff and a cat ran away from the bus and they caught it and I said can I keep it and I said I had marijuana and they said you can keep the cat in ur cell and they searched my stuff and found it and ended up going to prison and sat at a table with a girl eating a puke cake it was disgusting the guards were abusing their authority and being violent and everywhere I went I shouted out revolt revolt against the establishment and I started a violent revolt and would pee on officers and would kick them and punch them back and they were pretty scared everywhere I went I showed this skill of revolution I was the leader of the church of techno there like on every dimension and none of the guards wanted to do anything to me so I kept going and I never did get the cat though they made you eat that rancid puke bar and the women of the prison loved me and I put thumbs up everywhere and the guards said they would do biological testing on us. I wrestled a gun away and shot many people and ended up escaping on a boat to the mainland and ended up catching a ship to Australia and I had a six shooter on the boat I was never to be seen again
Next there was this androgynous female who would steal and went from place to place and had adventures the first place she went to was this old ladies apartment and she used the bathroom there and then she went to a fancy café and stole a hat and wallet on the way out and she walked in without shoes so she tried to get up to the roof and a Chinese man wouldn’t let her so she found a fancy lunch room where she ate and I talked to her but followed her like an orb some men tried to rape her and she said she was a transsexual and exposed her breasts and found she was a real woman so they left her alone.
Next I was catching a skytrain in Vancouver middle of nowhere I was waiting for the train, the very last night train and I had ran and ran with another girl to make it and we were going to hop in on the other side of it and I had a full transit pass and I was up on a ramp and hopped up there and a chief of security and said where is your pass and looked for it for 20 min and he said you don’t have it and I said I have the fucking pass and he looked at it and said the numbers are blurry it had my pic on it too and he started to get violent and I was like whatever and there was lots of witnesses and finally I called 9-11 and he said oh are you going to charge me and I said yeah with theft and harassment and a contingent of officers showed up and I talked to a hot guy and he helped me and they said we would need to do a news broadcast from the station while they were questioning witnesses. Everyone was freezing cold because they canx the train and some people spoke up and asked what happened to that asshole security and I was like oh he is probably going to be charged with harassment and theft because he kept my pass and one guy spoke up and said whats your name it says your shaun zeno on the pass and some lil kid about 10 yrs said I use the name zeno as well and I said yeah buddy hahaha the two zenos and we were shaking hands doing a thug shake and meeting our palms and snapping our fingers was totally fun
This concludes the last month and a half of dimensional astral travels
Thank you for reading
-          Shaun A. Delage




Golden Head






People assume wifi has just been invented or that cavemen walked around in loin cloths this is the illusion of the society we live in, that all events are presumably the work of black magic
This media empire that I have challenged to publish my already published manifestos and it is no secret that every single calculation and every word you enter – every document created then deleted or kept has been stored on a massive multiplayer virtual online game
This would make this illusion the most heavily contrived fascination but what if most of your inhabitants lacked qualities such as kindness, compassion, happiness, sincerity, loving nature, humorous nature, The ability to explore, adapt, ascend, evolve and materialize and actualize your own future
Sadly we live in a world where we have all gone to the depths of hell and back and for most of us there is no escape from our internal prisons but there is hope to ascend well into 2013 and beyond and who will society come to for help when there is no hybrids to run the show?
They will come to people like you, and me, and your friends that exude these qualities…people will learn to explore your own happiest qualities in present in the moment scenario
And nobody is guaranteed survival in the game that ultimately is the survival of the fittest
Or at least until the time travel fund comes to retrieve you…because ten years ago you put down $10 because the belief is that in 100,000,000 years that money would be so astronomical and universal that they would have to send dimensional agents to retrieve your nature
Never mind that the world is illusion, this reality as you call it is illusion to the fullest degree. One with things like sickness and pain and torture leading this massive encampment we call reality
When avenues such as blood ritual, incest, hazing and sex/black magic are being done in secret to further the scope and scape of reality one begs to understand the true causality of suffering to the fullest realms possible, not only because one is suffering presently but because one has suffered and many have suffered, many are suffering this very moment in their realities
If you look at a singular consciousness perhaps as a galaxy of sorts you begin to innerstand the quality of divinity and maybe it is wrong to call oneself divine amidst a plethora of hybrids or whatever but when you begin to say I have divine energy and nature there seems to be an all out attack not only this but the aura you broadcast is illuminating metallurgical and glowing so naturally when you shine a light into a very dark cavern all the weirdest creatures and things will scurry towards the light because it is so impressive, they lack what you are rich of
 The reality it seems would be one of billions operating this very moment but that is just simple conspiracy nutter stuff to the common newb
So billions of other selves and many books written on the subject but if one does not explore the vagueness of the world how will they ever know otherwise
Seems to address reality in any shape or form is even a thoughtcrime, time for us to think like a wild tiger from now on and say what the fuck you all are messed up I am gonna go chill on this rock
And people do say riddles like that to me they will point out things from drilling concrete to installing stone slabs or point directly at the beer label that says rock and make a comment about mortar so anybody knows a common freemason is a stone mason evolved not only this because they came up with building technology to ascend and descend at will so who are the true avatars in this galaxy
Perhaps we will never know for sure
Perhaps they are all being brought to court for war crimes violations lol we will see what the future holds.
-          Shaun A. Delage



Dimensional travel update ;)





I wanted to write my insane dimensional travels here on digital form, since i mass record my travels then type them out - I used to include them in each post but got many emails saying people believe i am delusional =delugeinal lol delageinal
 I believe wholeheartedly that what I experience is not simple hypothetical situations like the common mortal but have essentially fried many receptors allowing me to see into the lower hell and astral dimensions
I ask my guide to show me the way and what I get is a nice surprise I get a baby mole, now these are cute and fattened animals almost looking like an ant eater or platypus
It took me first to a strange city and I came across a business where you pay eight dollars to go pee in a couture bathroom and it was owned by Chinese people well worth the money I mean but you just place your penis in a contraption like a carpeted marble slab in the wall …a ritzy washroom business
Then I went to the bar and a guy asked me if aliens have taken over and I said I guess and he said believe it they are every where
I was wandering around and was lost looking at the map and that didn’t really help so I was in a pretty seedy part of town so I kept wandering and was quite the experience these strange cities, I love adventure and to travel hahaha
Next the cute fuzzy mole took me to a bunch of a huge shipping containers in the furest that were propped up by bars and stanchions, there was a war on between people and they were forced to live in homes that were shipping containers and they were stationary on tracks and elevated on the sky I was in awe lol
Then I went to a casino with many slot machines, and it was in a bigger mall and it was huge and I had gone away exploring from my minders the slot machines were in the food court and I was betting on a two penny one and you could bet like five thousand quarters and I was playing some dollar ones etc
I walked into the restaurant and there was gelatins and alien legs and insect legs and I looked at it and was like ew sick and so I went into a restaurant with more couture food hehe to get to the bonus round on some machines you had to bet ten dollars and I only had like eight Canadian loonies on me and I didn’t have enough so I just pumped out a bunch of quarters so I went and played with those in a two cent machine, it was funny to see the slot machines in the middle of a food court and not under the layers of security like in our dimension I love slots haha
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Then I went to the mall part and threw a water bottle at a girls head apparently it hurts to get a water bottle in the head the dream itself was pretty trippy wandering around this mall lol
Next I went to some cities and it was basically like a movie playing out about 50 scenes and I was involved and for example I would land in some spot and would just explore a house or a different scene in the dimension and just countless malls and houses and places and people I was visiting mostly navigating people and there was some great sex haha wow with bodybuilders yum some crazy scenes I basically followed a twink around (a hot guy) the movie was a parady on real life and it all came together to form this dimensional travel show for example one show was this restaurant and he went in and ordered the food and he gets it and it is this paste and he is like yum and I am like ugh that is disgusting he scarfed it down and I declined and we continued travelling and we will go to a house and he broke in and we would look around haha or we would be downtown somewhere and we would be travelling by yachts and stuff and we would stop and relax and jack each other off
In ways I think it is far too complex for my mind to comprehend in totality just the amount of travelling and there were many scenes like fifty scenes which some involved forcible rape etc
Next the beautiful mole took me to travelling around in like a van in japan just asian faces everywhere and the dilapidated housing and just the apcalypse nature of communist asian society
I was trying to make it by older car and they were like oh yeah you can get there and I was crammed into this really old car and met this guy and had an orgasm too in the car which was pretty weird because all the people were watching me lol but was just travelling a very strange city and far off land and strange people I was meeting along the way it is hard to describe because it is so complex and vivid and real I just cant even fathom the lucidity like I am an actor in a movie and it is playing out just constantly switching vehicles etc
Intense sex magic and sex dream mystical astral sex which is beautiful and never straight oriented always with lovely looking men I am not complaining at all just some of their penis’s are pretty huge lol a lot to look at lol
this one scene I was in the middle of a warehouse like shared living there was pits of filth and I could recognize asian faces and I was trying to escape and this guy ended up showing me the way and I finally got into this blue van and did sex and dream magic and I begin to question my reality and question my reality and who I am and these travels make me question my entire existence that I am not simply some pawn in a pyramid scheme that I am a dimensional traveler that my dreams are not normal, that I can see into hell and astral worlds and not many are afforded this right because they have not partaken on decades long quests of spirituality and in a sense they do not have powerful occult blood like me but it is not that I have talked to family and they don’t really remember their dreams in vivid detail like I do
I seriously think I fried most of the receptors in my brain including psnapses from the sometimes 12 day long highs with no sleep or food and the sometimes up to a dozen drug cocktails I would consume at raves as a teen when my brain was still developing because I am almost thirty and have not aged a day since I was fifteen and even get a stray white hair here and there lol
Next the mole took me to a competition where a raver was matching a guy he was making fool of the owner and he was wanting to win there was this long drawn out drama and the guy made a mess of a teevee show or a rave or something too complex for me to understand and there was a production in a movie and the guy did his work to ruin the entire thing and they both had a sexual seductive love for each other and it turned into a total porn video far too weird for me to comprehend
Next I went to a health club it was setup near the emperess hotel it was a concrete little hut and it was across the street and there was a metal grate and you could sneak into the health club like a mason club they had soup on and hot tubs for daddies and stuff and I had the idea to look around and eat and chill out with some rich old kooks oh well lol they enjoyed my twink ass ahaha
Then I went to a group home setting and was sleeping in shelter and a lady said she was being abused by the people running it and making her doing things for money and I said you should fill out a police report and a human rights investigation the shelter itself was kinda cool but a strange way to spend the night
Next the fuzzy mole took me to a place with strong lucidity for over an hour in full control of my dream state and was in a huge run down artists flat with warehouse windows smoking weed with guys and they were in a bed and we just chilled and we had sex but I am not sure haha I guess it was fun they put out some weed and it was a bit wet so I micrwaved it and we rolled some more and I rolled a whole bunch and I told them I was off to go explore some more and I had full control and I had full comprehension for quite some hours and had full moter control and was my first lucidity experience in a long time where usually there is like a movie playing out but I was shocked to find I could control my actions and have some reasoning of time playing and I was there for like a whole day too was so fun those guys were hot chavs too
Next I went to on a foldable scooter roaming around and I had to arm myself because there was threats against me in the dream world and they were going to take me into pseudo protective custody for some reason and was with a bunch of cops and the guy said are you okay and I said well I don’t know if you guys are impersonating cops or whatever so I don’t really know what to believe at this point lol
Then the mole took me to a massive class in a school  and jumped into the water in my tuxedo and I got a bunch of lizards in my pants and it sucked there was bees too and I had to get them out of my pants which was embarrassing and I had to get them out of my pants because it was pretty grosss apparently I was not allowed to jump into the water because of all of the lizards in the pool oh well found out the hard way lol
Next I went to this expansive city and wandered througha rough edge of town and was going to pay my room rate and there was nowhere I could cash some Canadian bills and she said oh you can go to cheers for that and I was walking through this city and there was ruffians and chavs and I was going to cash my multicoloured bills to this bank and the city was amazing the police pulled up and I was worried because I had a bunch of weed on me, it was an American dimension but not America per se the police were not concerned with me even though I was dressed like a chav with skullcandy headphones on
Basically it was pretty crazy I had a ratty hotel room but the lady was really happy to see me and I was counting out my bills and they were the same colour as normal paper  I had a ton of these coloured bills from Canada and I was going to change them for the one tone bill and I passed through these people and this dad and kid were like standing there and a Chinese kid came up and said you want mo money I give you mo money and the kid gave him $5 and the Chinese boy gave him like a few fifty dollar bills and said I treat you vewy well and the dad was like do you have gold bullion and he started cashing out some money and the kid was like dad you cant buy that much the Chinese boy was like I treat you vewy well
Before that there was a crowd of people protesting and I was in a chauffeurs cap and I was with a  group of dimensional guides protesting the system
Some pretty insane travels
420 just clouds my mind man I am never smoking the herb again lol
-          Shaun A. Delage