ॐ Virtual Church of Techno | TECHNO Ministry • Rave Religion • Anti-Mason + ANTI Police Brutality: astral entity

Interdimensional / Astral TRAVEL UPDATE

I ask my guides to show me the way and what I get is a nice goldfish it took me to a boat with 18 members of a Chinese gang and had over $100,000 dollars on me and they picked us up and brought us to a hotel and I looked in the mirror and I was wearing makeup and piercings and I had full control over my travels…next I went on a cruiseship and walked around the massive complex and I was in a wheel chair then I got out of the wheel chair and asked a bartender something and he told me to go be with somebody sitting alone and I said okay and the police came after me because after me because I went through a wrong door and I just floated above them through the walls and I even ate a sprout burger and the lady at the counter said to me I saw you last night and you were in ladies underwear and I laughed and quipped, I love to wear ladies underwear then I left the ship on the embarkation and at the customs counter they gave me the wrong ID back so I took the wrong ID and pocketed thousands of dollars of cash and rode my bike into the city and walked into a pizza place and brought my bike in there but it was packed so I walked into another restaurant and it was also –packed, it was raining heavily. Next I was in a contest for the best fritter like a pie and a girl put cat food in mine and cat food in another persons and I was getting a ride home with two hot guys in maple ridge and he showed his cock so I showed mine, and he had to go to work and he worked at wal mart and I was going to buy stuff and the money I had turned into weird documents and was trying to search through that for awhile anyways because of the cat food fritter I lost the contest. Next I met this guy in a café he was kinda weird giving his bro a few gifts and he thought I was a dream guardian and he was so hot oh man ! well I went to a barber and ended up kissing him on the street and it was faux pas around his friends and there was some people moving into a building next door and I tried to say some of the stuff was mine. Then I went to a seventies church and there was a restaurant and conference and a guy came up and professed his love for me and he said I hate who I live with and I said yes I live with a crazy woman he was completely naked and left me for somebody else within 5 minutes, it was the shortest relationship I have ever had. Next I was going through the grieving process and on a tour of a different country and I developed a relationship with this cat over my travels and I also had a kitten and the kitten jumped in the water where there was dolphins and the other cat jumped into save it and the first cat I saved and the kitten died, very sad, anyways most of the dream was spent grieving over the kitty. Next I went on a cruise ship and took part in a special drill because I was known for being bad and security was following me everywhere and I walked off the ship before it docked and I had to get back to the ship because it had my cat on board and it took off and I was extremely sad …I was walking near a food court and there was chavs buying munchies and I wandered intoa church of sorts and it had lots of seats and they were all full so I just walked in and out they were serving fine food and a lady commented that it was for rich people…next the goldfish took me to a store in a mall and I woke up heaving a revolting travel I went to this store and stepped in feces and there was shit everywhere and you would walk more and you would dive into a pool of it and you would taste it and it would taste sugary but still like feces and I told a lady I would file a police report and she said it would be taken care of as quick as this conversation and I said yeah right this is the most disgusting store I have ever been into you crazy old broad. Next I went to a tiger sanctuary and a girl went up and pet one, and it didn’t bite her or anything and it was some weird family gathering with tigers tigers everywhere ! landed in Toronto and driving into a place called landerson and Mitchell and trying to hop into a cab and was going to all these random places and people wrote reports on me and apparently I harassed a bunch of sugar daddies and shot a few people and rode a mountain bike through the mall but it was strange I ended up crawling through a window over a BBQ and I was like whatever my mom had a new baby and the baby asked me if we were boyfriends and I said no we are brothers and this was funny coming from a lil tyke…next I went to a rave in a club and getting stuff in coat check and I had a talking elmo with a penis and she made a comment about that I had a big hard shell case filled with trinkets and toys and leaving stuff for coatcheck I had a hardshell case the party itself was packed and amazing ! before I arrived at the party, the parking lot was full and I arrived in a red rolls Royce with a Chinese girl and a blonde girl and they were offering people $70 for a parking spot – I took a caffeine pill and the military security said what are you taking and I replied people take meds and other stuff and you shouldn’t be suspicious and she said ok …the red rolls, was massive and I was guessing the others were my attendants because where they were sitting. Next I was in high school in a nice school and my first class was this weird bingo and I was trying to hand draw my bingo and this guy with a purple shirt kept hitting on me and putting his foot on mine, wandered the halls next and a lady brought me for a spaghetti cookie and they gave me like 9 cookies they were so good and she took me to a theatre and there was nine gay men performing then I talked to a guy and asked is physical education mandatory and he said yeah 30 hours a week and I said yeah I would probably do well in the arts and then I walked down a whole mountain of cookies lol next I went to a ritzy house and there was pork ribs everywhere and this little girl kept biting my finger off and she was my daughter or something and so I forcefed her marijuana and told her I was divorcing her mother cause she was such a bitch

Next I went to a water boat and had to catch a lil waterboat to a ferry and caught it with a skater kid and I said yeah I have the flu and then a bunch of skater kids sat around and they asked where I was from and I said Vancouver island they asked how was that and I said oh like the Truman show haha they all laughed the water way itself as they were ferrying us there was carcasses and a huge shipping container with the Masonic emblem that said thank you brother

Next I went to Vancouver to housesit and there was porn on across the way there would be a telescope hooked up and a skater orgy across the street was fun to look at then I was watching a cat too and I had cheated on my art site and it caused the whole website to crash and while I was out and about the ploice were ordered to apprehend me and I was standing there in cuffs and all of a sudden this black family runs by in cuffs behind their back and the police were too busy on their own so I ran too and they said what are you doing come with us and I said I am in cuffs and they said run anyway and I ran with em and escaped custody haha and was running with the family and ended up finding a car that was meeting them at a drop point and I helped the family scale rocks and mountains and I got in the car early with somebody else and we were driving around and found a woman eating a sandwich out of the garbage so whom I was with gave her $10 and said yeah we support people around here and it was lonliness and desperation when I realized I was a convicted felon and everything came crashing down around me with the flick of a switch in an instant I was walking with the black people and one guy with them a Russian hottie with red hair and twink face looks at me and said “are you shaun delage off youtube” and I said “yeah they banned me though I am like a felon now” and he said I want you so bad. I want to be with you so I just chose to walk away with him because the family was in a fight with some others so I just walked on and I walked to his apartment and amazing building slabs diagonal and protruding and we played slots in his hallway and he won $9 and then some people tried to make us watch a weird horror movie on a screen in front of us with horrific images like murder scenes and the Russian said I thinkw e should go and we rode up the elevator 9 floors. We went to his apartment – the rest is too racy for this blog well I was outside another guys building a cute guy and he came with a girl and I came with a group of people and a guy tried to push his shin into my teeth and I shouted call the police and they surrounded us and I was on the run for 4 weeks the police said there was an over award on my account and said I was + 38K !!! I had an old tix for air Canada in my bag for Toronto and I took off and flew away !! I was riding a bus into the city trying to speak with an operator and she said will you promise me one thing if I connect you will you carry it through and I said sure bla la lolz

Next I went to an oceanfront cabin before a storm and it was chaos there was a hurricane and there was this tabby cat that could eat your foot in an instant because it was a crazed astral tabby and a guy was chasing it

Next I went on a trip to the USA and ended up having 420 on me at the border and I brought a huge entertainment case filled with stuff and a cat ran away from the bus and they caught it and I said can I keep it and I said I had marijuana and they said you can keep the cat in ur cell and they searched my stuff and found it and ended up going to prison and sat at a table with a girl eating a puke cake it was disgusting the guards were abusing their authority and being violent and everywhere I went I shouted out revolt revolt against the establishment and I started a violent revolt and would pee on officers and would kick them and punch them back and they were pretty scared everywhere I went I showed this skill of revolution I was the leader of the church of techno there like on every dimension and none of the guards wanted to do anything to me so I kept going and I never did get the cat though they made you eat that rancid puke bar and the women of the prison loved me and I put thumbs up everywhere and the guards said they would do biological testing on us. I wrestled a gun away and shot many people and ended up escaping on a boat to the mainland and ended up catching a ship to Australia and I had a six shooter on the boat I was never to be seen again

Next there was this androgynous female who would steal and went from place to place and had adventures the first place she went to was this old ladies apartment and she used the bathroom there and then she went to a fancy café and stole a hat and wallet on the way out and she walked in without shoes so she tried to get up to the roof and a Chinese man wouldn’t let her so she found a fancy lunch room where she ate and I talked to her but followed her like an orb some men tried to rape her and she said she was a transsexual and exposed her breasts and found she was a real woman so they left her alone.

Next I was catching a skytrain in Vancouver middle of nowhere I was waiting for the train, the very last night train and I had ran and ran with another girl to make it and we were going to hop in on the other side of it and I had a full transit pass and I was up on a ramp and hopped up there and a chief of security and said where is your pass and looked for it for 20 min and he said you don’t have it and I said I have the fucking pass and he looked at it and said the numbers are blurry it had my pic on it too and he started to get violent and I was like whatever and there was lots of witnesses and finally I called 9-11 and he said oh are you going to charge me and I said yeah with theft and harassment and a contingent of officers showed up and I talked to a hot guy and he helped me and they said we would need to do a news broadcast from the station while they were questioning witnesses. Everyone was freezing cold because they canx the train and some people spoke up and asked what happened to that asshole security and I was like oh he is probably going to be charged with harassment and theft because he kept my pass and one guy spoke up and said whats your name it says your shaun zeno on the pass and some lil kid about 10 yrs said I use the name zeno as well and I said yeah buddy hahaha the two zenos and we were shaking hands doing a thug shake and meeting our palms and snapping our fingers was totally fun

This concludes the last month and a half of dimensional astral travels

Thank you for reading

- Shaun A. Delage

People assume wifi has just been invented or that cavemen walked around in loin cloths this is the illusion of the society we live in, that all events are presumably the work of black magic

This media empire that I have challenged to publish my already published manifestos and it is no secret that every single calculation and every word you enter – every document created then deleted or kept has been stored on a massive multiplayer virtual online game

This would make this illusion the most heavily contrived fascination but what if most of your inhabitants lacked qualities such as kindness, compassion, happiness, sincerity, loving nature, humorous nature, The ability to explore, adapt, ascend, evolve and materialize and actualize your own future

Sadly we live in a world where we have all gone to the depths of hell and back and for most of us there is no escape from our internal prisons but there is hope to ascend well into 2013 and beyond and who will society come to for help when there is no hybrids to run the show?

They will come to people like you, and me, and your friends that exude these qualities…people will learn to explore your own happiest qualities in present in the moment scenario

And nobody is guaranteed survival in the game that ultimately is the survival of the fittest

Or at least until the time travel fund comes to retrieve you…because ten years ago you put down $10 because the belief is that in 100,000,000 years that money would be so astronomical and universal that they would have to send dimensional agents to retrieve your nature

Never mind that the world is illusion, this reality as you call it is illusion to the fullest degree. One with things like sickness and pain and torture leading this massive encampment we call reality

When avenues such as blood ritual, incest, hazing and sex/black magic are being done in secret to further the scope and scape of reality one begs to understand the true causality of suffering to the fullest realms possible, not only because one is suffering presently but because one has suffered and many have suffered, many are suffering this very moment in their realities

If you look at a singular consciousness perhaps as a galaxy of sorts you begin to innerstand the quality of divinity and maybe it is wrong to call oneself divine amidst a plethora of hybrids or whatever but when you begin to say I have divine energy and nature there seems to be an all out attack not only this but the aura you broadcast is illuminating metallurgical and glowing so naturally when you shine a light into a very dark cavern all the weirdest creatures and things will scurry towards the light because it is so impressive, they lack what you are rich of

The reality it seems would be one of billions operating this very moment but that is just simple conspiracy nutter stuff to the common newb

So billions of other selves and many books written on the subject but if one does not explore the vagueness of the world how will they ever know otherwise

Seems to address reality in any shape or form is even a thoughtcrime, time for us to think like a wild tiger from now on and say what the fuck you all are messed up I am gonna go chill on this rock

And people do say riddles like that to me they will point out things from drilling concrete to installing stone slabs or point directly at the beer label that says rock and make a comment about mortar so anybody knows a common freemason is a stone mason evolved not only this because they came up with building technology to ascend and descend at will so who are the true avatars in this galaxy

Perhaps we will never know for sure

Perhaps they are all being brought to court for war crimes violations lol we will see what the future holds.

- Shaun A. Delage