BREAKING: LEAKY BOAT! Trump’s Girl Friday Wiles sends an angry email to White House staff threatening to fire anyone caught leaking information to the press – which immediately gets leaked! In a memo obtained by Politico, Chief of Staff Susie Wiles warned all Executive Office staff that “unauthorized leaks will not be tolerated” and could result in termination, demanding that no one speak to reporters without explicit permission from the Communications Office. The irony is so thick you could spread it on toast. In an administration infamous for its backstabbing, infighting, and nonstop leaking, the person in charge of stopping the leaks couldn’t even keep her own anti-leak memo from leaking within hours! Lol. Welcome to Trumpworld: paranoid, dysfunctional, and hilariously incompetent. They’re so busy trying to plug leaks that new ones spring in the process! The White House is less a functioning government epicenter and more a reality sh*tshow with plummeting ratings. If the sheer absurdity of Trump’s chaotic, backstabbing White House makes you laugh and cringe at the same time, please like and share this post