BREAKING: HIDING SOMETHING, LINDSEY? Warmonger Republican Sen. Graham panic-posts a picture of himself trying to look tough with a shotgun after photos of him holding a girly wand at Disney World go viral on social media! Bloodthirsty warhawk and Confirmed Bachelor (™) Lindsey Graham was partying at Disney World this weekend while the government is partially shut down and our troops are being deployed by the thousands to the Middle East…at his public behest. New photos surfaced Monday of Graham wandering around the resort clutching a child’s toy wand and immediately sparked brutal mockery and derision on social media. The ever-sensitive Graham decided he had to respond somehow, so he later posted a definitely-taken-today photo of himself holding a shotgun, trying to look tough, in a desperate attempt to do damage control. “Spent some time breaking clays in Edgefield County today. Doesn’t get much better than that,” read the caption. Yeah, sure, totally. Then you went go do push-ups, watch monster trucks, and chug a case of beers with the bros, like Real Tough American Men (™) do! Look, Lindsey, nobody cares if you want to prance about Disney World with a fairy wand. What we DO have an issue with is you spending all your other time going on Fox News and howling for Trump to send our troops into Iran to die for Israel and Trump’s ego. Get it straight. Or don’t. That’s up to you. Just stop with warmongering!