BREAKING: LOOOOL! Trump FURIOUS as pranksters erect new statues of Trump and Epstein on the National Mall! The statues, which are made of foam, resin, wood and wire, show Trump and Epstein standing on pedestals, holding hands and smiling at one another. There are three plaques on the statues; two of them recounting the poem from Trump’s deeply weird and creepy poem to Epstein which includes the damning line "Enigmas never age...may every day be another wonderful secret." The third, larger plaque says “In Honor of Friendship Month: We celebrate the long-lasting bond between Donald Trump and his ‘closest friend,’ Jeffery Epstein. The mysterious group responsible for the statues, The Secret Handshake, says the statue is there “celebrating the friendship of these real men,” and will remain there until Saturday. The White House was NOT happy to see the statue. In response to a request for comment, a White House spokesperson said “liberals are free to waste their money however they see fit – but it’s not news that Epstein knew Donald Trump, because Donald Trump kicked Epstein out of his club for being a creep. Democrats, the media, and the organization that’s wasting their money on this statue knew about Epstein and his victims for years and did nothing to help them while President Trump was calling for transparency, and is now delivering on it with thousands of pages of documents.” Trump isn’t delivering jack-squat, and everybody knows it. Kudos to the Secret Handshake for helping bring the Epstein files — and Trump’s continued refusal to release ANYTHING of substance — back into the public discussion. Epstein ain’t goin’ away!