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cilantro paw








We’re in a very chaotic time energy wise and it is manifesting itself into complete chaos and terror for the citizens of this reality, my best advice is to have as much time to unwind as possible, and be silent and meditate for at least a half an hour to a candle so that you too can receive divine instruction
But to also nourish yourself properly, food itself is somewhat of an illusion so I wouldn’t give my whole nature over to the argument of GMO’s or vegetarianism or whatever
I believe this is the strongest illusion of society is to wrap people into becoming automatons of diet, basically preaching the way to enlightenment is through what you eat when enlightenment supercedes the known body into spirituality
I am locked somewhat into the lower dimensions and travel them regularily when I sleep and so I know how far we can digress into. So what is at stake is your souls nature and this is somewhat of a silly notion to people involved in the systems mayham and preach for its integrity continuously. People locked into the system are completely unaware that only about 5-10 people control the entire globe
So it brings things like countries and systems into question wholeheartedly
It is funny when I try and explain to somebody that I am the leader of the church of techno, either you have two types of people, one that believes in the given religions on the planet and is immediately suspicious of the nature of such a loosely construed faith then I have the complete atheist of sorts that as soon as you say anything about church religion or reverend their guard goes up and they begin to question anything of sorts having to do with faith
To put it simply I describe myself as a matrix techno Buddhist universalist, my only belonging to faith is the Universal Life Church which is one of a handful of churches that will ordain anybody for life and without cost, and offers a fab customer service facility to help their ministers any way possible
In the USA I could legally perform marriage and funeral services and in Canada the rules are a bit tighter, like to be recognized as a faith you have to have a physical structure in place for 15 years
So maybe founding the church of techno is in the future but I have always learnt to work with what I have. Some may see me as a simple writer, blogger or others as a prophet or minister
I like to go into the esoteric studies because they offer more than the mainstream methodology of knowledge, I like to read about middle earth and Nazis and actually read the Koran and the Satanist bible to understand the nature and working of society in entirety because if you don’t then you are operating at ignorance of subjects you don’t understand and just continuously regurgitate information that the matrix puts in your brain, and this is not knowledge
If I did that the blog would be expansive, I tend to type what comes to my mind rather than focus on all the stuff I have read haha if I could post all the books I have read or whatever it would be an expansive blog for sure.
Anyways the time is crazy and nobody knows what is going to happen in a few months, probably nothing, maybe a world war, aliens landing, societies collapsing who knows. I just know that I am on the fence about my governers that have power over me, and I have never trusted initiates of secret societies that call themselves prime minister or president, king or queen. It just means that they are so heavily indoctrinated into the system that they will do anything in their power to uphold its structure.
The only real art to living I can see is forwarding my own knowledge and preaching and supporting those that are heavily indebted to the system in some ways, caring for animals, and just enjoying the peace and serenity of a loving union and beautiful home in the furest.
I only need to revisit my past to understand the true horror of the system and I only need to think about those I have met to understand completely how much people are so encapsulated in illusion
So maybe we are in a time of great chaos, perhaps a time of spiritual growth, perhaps a time when capitalism falls, or when there are more enlightened beings on the planet than ever dreamed of, perhaps we will have divine entities that land, or a fascist government take over.
Just learn to take rest, and enjoy the present, enjoy what you do have, the freedom to cut your hair, the freedom to go into a grocer and find anything for $20 the freedom to smoke a cigarette or a joint or the freedom to go as you please. People cannot just climb the ladder and provide great influence in a matter of a few days, things like this take time, and most of the people at the top will halt your progression at all costs.
I have learnt to take comfort with what I do have surrounding me, because I have been given the valuable life lesson that it could be taken in an instant. I am paying for multitudes of lives of karma and I have never began to understand what has happened to me personally or those around me, but I know wholeheartedly, it could be worse…
-          Shaun A. Delage





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I received some good news today from the mother church, that I have passed the highest degree in universalism with flying colours, and now the challenge seems to be getting the actual certificate to me haha but that is just the postal service.
I am met with a mixed array of responses, some congratulatory some jealousy, for I have embarked on a path of study that does not require dissertations or thesis’s so some may see it as something that is trivial or just of the net but I am happy that I can forward my credentials to the highest possible point because it gives me a personal sense of satisfaction
I have always tried to strive for the betterment of my disciples, and that is what you are if you are reading these words, some critique my grammar and say well he doesn’t have proper style so whatever and I have some enemies no doubt that read my words but I also have devotees because I write on text what they need to hear at the right time to validate their standing in life, and to prove that you don’t have to do what everyone else is doing to succeed, no doubt I have people of all races, sexualities and faiths that read my blog which I lovingly title the church of techno virtual ministry.
No real worship to follow, just some simple text to put to rest some of the madness, and allowing some beings to continue without haste to their truest most ultimate position but it doesn’t stop there – I know there is some sort of energy exchange at times when people read and idolize my writing and it was proven in the case of Michael Jackson, the poor guy couldn’t sleep because his songs were being played to tiring depths continuously, allowing people to lock onto the very nature of his soul and in a pseudo magic spire a constant barrage of images and scenarios must have fed his astral world, like mine and it is tough to move on, but me personally sleep escapes me most of the time, in the present I am blessed to be on a day schedule but most of the time I am on a night schedule, totally nocturnal !!
And I do need powerful meds to knock me out otherwise I just stay up continuously thanks to my rave days of tons of mind altering substances and banging techno for the entire night
So I am at a pretty good place in life, tucked away in a mountain resort community meditating and giving my disciples the hidden energy and paradoxes they need to continue but also providing enlightened discourse in the made up faith of techno as a church
I don’t view myself as wholly enlightened however, my writing doesn’t pass the grade on a grade 12 english exam but that hasn’t stopped me from getting my word out, and I do reread all discourses to make sure they are at least readable
The point to life is not to hoard everything imaginable like most people are doing but to live to serve others continuously, it may not be your life but this is my own personal enlightenment. Being that being that serves a squirrel a months worth of peanuts or being the being that helps others live their life easier in the form of partnership or being the being that changes cats litter without anger
I am blessed with a life of zero stress, more time imaginable for meditation and creativity and I do enjoy forwarding my own personal growth through enlightenment podcasts and of course I have the church of techno library at my disposal with an ebook reader that I touch to scroll through the pages
I have never been one to regurgitate information and just spew out dialogue I have learnt, I think this is the wrong approach. I think it is easier to relay what you know from your own mind in your own thoughts with your own vocabulary and it is okay to mess things up sometimes.
I seem to be the only faith and religion on the planet that is accepting of all sexualities and fringe esoteric and occult studies and subjects, hence a matrix techno universalist faith
I have placed a donation button on each post, not saying you need to donate to read my words I just look at this as a church and a church runs on donations, hopefully recovering some of the money I have spent on education and other things to forward the look of the virtual ministry, there are some wealthy internet surfers however and the donation button states that I must tell paypal of what I will spend the money on if I get over 10k so I would operate within my own personal structure if I did receive a large donation and possibly feed poor and low income families, if the donation was huge say two million lol I would actually look at the possibility of a physical structure that people could meditate and listen to techno all night for retreats or something while I give some discourses in enlightenment from the records of this virtual ministry or my own pseudo Gnostic ability to just chatter away at this stuff on a dias lol
Anyways it was good to find out I passed the test and will be posting the certificate as soon as I can
Thanks for reading blogbuddies
Take care
Shaun A. Delage





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The biggest thing to understand in times of great suffering is the need to unplug and detach from the matrix in ways and find time to cycle your stress and your energy into something creative or centered
The matrix finds itself in your structure continuously and hardly a time to get swept up in the chaos then to use that energy to forward your own being to selfish ends
The masters are keen at cycling our negativity and using it to create wars, famines, atrocities etc but when the energy stops at singular you you begin to take notice of your creature and it is okay to be selfish with oneself – you have to be selfish with your creative process and your intellectual growth because you will keep coming back time and time again to reincarnate until you actually do something
Me, I like to update myself with the happenings of the world, and it is complete chaos right now with the entire Arabian world in chaos against the civilized world but I also like to unwind and meditate and bring things like power, health, love, prosperity, happiness, freedom from suffering, liberation of poverty, liberation from disease and sickness and also send my energy out to the world that desperately needs healing energy
It seems we have grown adept at stealing and recycling much energies in the world but have not grown used to giving your own singular souls worth to heal the world which you and I and everyone can do.
Much of the world operates on paradox, what may seem odd in the present usually works out in the end in some paradox and twist of fate.
I don’t think there is any key to personal enlightenment like only being a vegetarian or taking specific herbs because meditation itself is one of the most ancient practices and it is free and it brings the littlest reward in the present so it operates in the hidden or esoteric or more fringe realms of magic and energy
It may take a decade of manifestation to bring to you what you truly desire, like ten million dollars or a new outlook, a virtue or to end a flaw in your character but if you never get started attracting that energy to yourself then there is no saving you haha you will just do what the system wants of your being.
It is true that the soul works through visionary means as well other than linguistic means so best to attract visions to yourself rather than words or numbers but for me personally I find words easier to work with but I also want to use my subconscious to do work for me in the waking world so that is why it is wise to use visual means of attraction.
The broader realms that will take more time in attracting things to you include asking for things like wealth or money as in words, they may take quite some time to develop rather than by imagining yourself on a world cruise with a bodyguard and a few million dollars, so I cant say which one works better since when each new incarnation takes up meditation it opens up a whole new vivid reality of imagination for the soul, many around you wont understand the gift of meditation until it hits, and for many they don’t take the time to chart into unchartered waters and the hidden and mystery of life, to tell you the truth it hasn’t worked for me yet, I have been meditating for about just shy of a decade and it may not even happen in this life but you also have to position yourself in the best steps necessary to make sure you get to where you want to be.
If you want ten million dollars, and believe in the unknown, then consider a weekly debit option in lottery tickets or invest a few dollars in the stock market
If you want to be a published author at least start your novel and stop dreaming about it, if you want good health then be sure for a struggle but imbue your being with as much knowledge on the subjects as you can.
The powers of manifestation work, and it is wise to use them wisely, and tread carefully but also work within what you have around you this very moment is the wisest advice I can see giving
Me personally, I have dreams of wealth and success, and I enter contests daily online and enter 75x a day x2 for me and my partner so I am continuously plugging away typing through captcha codes and skill testing questions but I don’t stop there I also enter hospital lotteries that are $100 a ticket
So positioning and then manifestation may work in my case but it is different for each soul depending on what they want to attract so who knows if it will even work in my life which is why I am careful to attract these things IN THIS LIFE not the next or you will be tiring slavishly to better your next life in this one.
So maybe typing endlessly at $419,000 worth of contests in the present won’t bring me much in the present but add up typing for thousands of times and over a decade I have done enough work to bring me a million or ten
The matrix is suffering and is hungry for attention but please learn to unwind and reflect and keep your energies with you creating things and beautifying things so that the world is a much more serene place tomorrow when all the dust settles.
-          Shaun A. Delage




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I think half the world is going to be let down when nothing happens in 2012
They have been using apocalypse against us for centuries so that people don’t explore anything but the safest, being the status quo
We have the future we are gearing up for and it is going to be advanced and beautiful
However we have a lil notion of ww3 to get over, quite the hurdle, and we have the entire Arabian world against the west, I felt it when I was in sanfran and they tested their air raid sirens oh man I was like wtf is going on, is north korea bombing us while I am here on vacation lol
Even if some regime changes happened we would still be better off but the governments need to start getting more in line with the people by legalizing marijuana and stripping away the litigious nature of our society
One can only operate so long with thousands of rules to follow
People involved in the system have a criteria to follow being hundreds of corporate rules and it seems even if you are employed in a mom and pop operation their 79% partner seems to be a mega corp. lol
Just gearing up for 2012 is enough for most people, but to the people that have stocked their basement with canned beans and powdered milk to feed an army they will be the most to suffer when we all awake on dec 22 and the world is exactly the same, same rules, same deal same world.
People are fearful only because their governments tell them nothing, not to worry not to be weary not to prepare, me being in the most enlightened country on the planet I can say that you only need to study the provincial or state system and how they operated in the 1900’s for example to come to terms with how your government would operate in a collapse
The internet itself is too big to collapse and the billions of bytes of info on servers everywhere would be restored in some time, but society is pretty fragile when you think of it
Needless to say the future looks beautiful, just the lil hurdle of ww3 to get over and it will be smaller than the other world wars and the stew has been brewing
The church of techno will continue, we will all be able to live to old age and we will all understand the nature of our suffering.
-Shaun A. Delage







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The illusions cast on sexuality astound me sometimes, from conspiracy circles to enlightenment to every organized faith it seems that the Church of Techno would be the only all encompassing and accepting faith on the planet, preaching to simply do that which is right, if you are gay, lesbian, bisexual, sado, emo, furry, asexual etc just find yourself and accept who you are and what you are and don’t listen to the BS half the people on earth cant even grasp.
It is mostly due to the biggest religions on earth saying something is inherently wrong like gay or lesbian love and this is crazy because most of the millennium warriors of today go between sexualities like the hours in their day.
It would seem funny to sit down with somebody into the Christ and tell them that eden is based in the fourth dimension rather than some old tale from thousands years ago in evolution. Those people also believe that reincarnation is a sin, so there is probably no saving them.
I am always mystified that we still cant get over sexuality as we are a decade into the new millennium, it seems we are still stuck at a hundred years ago or a thousand where there is death by firing squad for kissing another man lol but it is all relative because in greek and roman and atlantian mayan societies etc gay and lesbian love was accepted.
It is only because they fear the entire world turning gay or lesbian allowing the oversight over those beings to take leadership over our domain that they spread hate and fear because we all know deep down inside who is running this dimension and it is a combination of freemasonry/oddfellows/eastern star/lions club/rotary, the Windsor/bush bloodline, bilderburg/bohemian grove, and aliens.
So if every soul on earth is gay or lesbian which has happened on other realms the people guiding them naturally would become leaders over these people per se using a calculation of one oversight being per 10,000 souls.
I have always thought that the presidency/prime minister/king-queen should not lay with one person, but a faculty of enlightened beings that can guide and protect each realm, when one person gets the power they let their sickened ego take over and use it to their own means, one only need look at Russian politics for example where the wife of a Moscow mayor became the richest in all of Russia.
It seems that leaders are chosen, and I have always stated that leaders are not voted in but groomed, and they also have sadist qualities, besides you cannot become prime minister or president with less than 200 million dollars in your account
People actually still believe four years has passed since Obama was elected, the biggest illusion of time, and also 12 years since bush came into office.
When you are somebody like me and you don’t live within the realms of time, it seems but an illusion only because there is no basis for quantification of time itself with an exiled nocturnal.
Believe me, I have tried to meld with society but no luck there, I have even tried to make it as an artist and writer and make no effort to follow it through because I am hit with so many road blocks, at least I have my art and my books if I need them however.
I am not looking forward to 60 more years here which is why I hope something happens with 2012 so that I can return to the astral and ascend to more divine realms, and begin the process of ascension rather than descending from an angelic state.
On a totally off topic did you know that your nostrils are connected to your sexual glands by two nervous cords this is why when you sneeze you feel the anti 1/8th of an orgasm
Anyways lol
It is cool to be proclaimed a saint these days religiously and I dreaded doing the test for the ph.d in religion but that will mean, and I have already obtained the highest degrees in universalism but also attain higher ones and the highest being the ph.d
In a sense I use Gnostic meditation to achieve my own enlightenment and theory when the divine self creates all the words and they are given through chosen initiates of the highest realms of spirituality
What some may see as a simple blog, inhabits that of a divine vortex of learning, a church.
And what some see a church as a simple building, to others it encapsulates much more than that.
-          Shaun A. Delage