Virtual Ministry Archive

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I received some good news today from the mother church, that I have passed the highest degree in universalism with flying colours, and now the challenge seems to be getting the actual certificate to me haha but that is just the postal service.
I am met with a mixed array of responses, some congratulatory some jealousy, for I have embarked on a path of study that does not require dissertations or thesis’s so some may see it as something that is trivial or just of the net but I am happy that I can forward my credentials to the highest possible point because it gives me a personal sense of satisfaction
I have always tried to strive for the betterment of my disciples, and that is what you are if you are reading these words, some critique my grammar and say well he doesn’t have proper style so whatever and I have some enemies no doubt that read my words but I also have devotees because I write on text what they need to hear at the right time to validate their standing in life, and to prove that you don’t have to do what everyone else is doing to succeed, no doubt I have people of all races, sexualities and faiths that read my blog which I lovingly title the church of techno virtual ministry.
No real worship to follow, just some simple text to put to rest some of the madness, and allowing some beings to continue without haste to their truest most ultimate position but it doesn’t stop there – I know there is some sort of energy exchange at times when people read and idolize my writing and it was proven in the case of Michael Jackson, the poor guy couldn’t sleep because his songs were being played to tiring depths continuously, allowing people to lock onto the very nature of his soul and in a pseudo magic spire a constant barrage of images and scenarios must have fed his astral world, like mine and it is tough to move on, but me personally sleep escapes me most of the time, in the present I am blessed to be on a day schedule but most of the time I am on a night schedule, totally nocturnal !!
And I do need powerful meds to knock me out otherwise I just stay up continuously thanks to my rave days of tons of mind altering substances and banging techno for the entire night
So I am at a pretty good place in life, tucked away in a mountain resort community meditating and giving my disciples the hidden energy and paradoxes they need to continue but also providing enlightened discourse in the made up faith of techno as a church
I don’t view myself as wholly enlightened however, my writing doesn’t pass the grade on a grade 12 english exam but that hasn’t stopped me from getting my word out, and I do reread all discourses to make sure they are at least readable
The point to life is not to hoard everything imaginable like most people are doing but to live to serve others continuously, it may not be your life but this is my own personal enlightenment. Being that being that serves a squirrel a months worth of peanuts or being the being that helps others live their life easier in the form of partnership or being the being that changes cats litter without anger
I am blessed with a life of zero stress, more time imaginable for meditation and creativity and I do enjoy forwarding my own personal growth through enlightenment podcasts and of course I have the church of techno library at my disposal with an ebook reader that I touch to scroll through the pages
I have never been one to regurgitate information and just spew out dialogue I have learnt, I think this is the wrong approach. I think it is easier to relay what you know from your own mind in your own thoughts with your own vocabulary and it is okay to mess things up sometimes.
I seem to be the only faith and religion on the planet that is accepting of all sexualities and fringe esoteric and occult studies and subjects, hence a matrix techno universalist faith
I have placed a donation button on each post, not saying you need to donate to read my words I just look at this as a church and a church runs on donations, hopefully recovering some of the money I have spent on education and other things to forward the look of the virtual ministry, there are some wealthy internet surfers however and the donation button states that I must tell paypal of what I will spend the money on if I get over 10k so I would operate within my own personal structure if I did receive a large donation and possibly feed poor and low income families, if the donation was huge say two million lol I would actually look at the possibility of a physical structure that people could meditate and listen to techno all night for retreats or something while I give some discourses in enlightenment from the records of this virtual ministry or my own pseudo Gnostic ability to just chatter away at this stuff on a dias lol
Anyways it was good to find out I passed the test and will be posting the certificate as soon as I can
Thanks for reading blogbuddies
Take care
Shaun A. Delage