Disgusting seventy year old pig/pug
"Milking"; with nips - 70 (Oak Bay)->Have pits;"nips";; need "milking" station. If; milk pubes;pits; and looking for "Hottie$"; write "Milking Nips" in subject line; 2-8; apply for teen hottie "po$ition"; favour$; If; pits "nips"; pubes; HWP; gay;bi; 7++;and If; cold then; free nip massage; 2 methods; and 1) If have "dink" (shaft;balls;head); and pits; with nips;2)If; pits and "milking' nips; then 3 "ball" and "anus" methods; 3)If; "anus" (++), 5 anus "massage" methods; free;
and another random post to respond to this above post by this hairy old fiend
RE:
Yes indeed, the old codger is quite the character. He mangles punctuation like no one else alive. People write entire books without using a semi-colon. He averages 4 semi-colons per line of text. Brackets, quotation marks, slashes, dashes and exclamation marks are placed prolifically and randomly throughout his bizarre ads. My diagnosis is punctuation psychosis.
I have been considering how his "milking station" may function. I believe this apparatus is probably connected to his massage station. After the subject has been oiled (anus, nips and pits), he would be turned over and suction cups attached to his nips and "dink". A vacuum would then be applied. When the nip and dink milk began to flow, it would be collected for direct sale or for processing into butter, cheese or ice cream. If there are barn cats present, they would be given a squirt direct from the dick. One imagines them standing on their back legs mewing loudly, eagerly awaiting a shot of dink or nip milk. There would be a long lineup of gay teen "hotties" patiently waiting their turn at the milking station. Other teen hotties would be in a separate line, waiting to be drugged with "party favours", and then spanked by Master!
Once the hotties were finished being milked, they would lay down at another station. Then a cat would come over and knead its front paws against the hottie "sac", milking the remaining teen juice from the dink. The hotties who had been spanked would congregate at Master's feet and play with their HWP 7" ++ nips, pits, pubes and dicks. Master would then inspect the "anus" of each hottie, and choose the best one to be his "monthly boy toy." Cuz his old one moved to Alberta and all.
Have a happy nip and pit Sunday! With dick and anus!
