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BREAKING: LOL! Trump throws COLOSSAL shitfit after a judge HE appointed picks up the lawsuit from the “Third Rate Clowns” at MS NOW, CNN, and POLITICO! Wow, he is REALLY freaking out here… Judge Tim Kelly, who famously restored CNN reporter Jim Acosta’s White House press pass after Trump tried to revoke it during his first term, has decided he will hear the new lawsuit filed by three major news networks after Trump banned them from the White House press pool. The president is, uh, not happy about it: “As expected, Fake News CNN, Politico (Pay back the 8 Million Dollar contribution made by the U.S. Government to keep them afloat!), and MSNOW (formerly known as MSDNC!), have brought suit to gain access to the White House, and your President, ME!” screamed Trump into the void. “They have drawn a great Judge, for them, a man who ruled in favor of Jim Acosta, who now seems to have disappeared from the Planet. The Judge’s name is Tim Kelly, and he was, sadly, appointed by ‘TRUMP.’ In other words, almost without question and, as usual, we’ll go for appeal because Fake News people and publications that only write negatively, and who violate our National Security by writing false and defamatory stories with unknown ‘sources,’ shouldn’t be allowed access to the most important Office anywhere in the World.” “It is called the Oval Office, and it should be treated with Decorum, Respect, and Dignity, not defiled by Third Rate Clowns, who purposefully distort, twist, and degrade with everything they write or publish. Virtually every story about me, or anything having to do with me, is negative, wrong and, in many cases, DANGEROUS for our Country! No matter how GREAT my Achievements, they trivialize and demean.” “Why should I have to give ‘access’ to such people? Perhaps Judge Kelly could explain that! In any event, I have an obligation to fight for the Success and Safety of our Country. FAKE NEWS IS A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY, and I will do whatever is necessary to make sure that the U.S.A. thrives. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! President DONALD J. TRUMP” Wow. What a huge, whiny baby. There is something so beautifully poetic about Trump getting stymied by his own judges over and over again because he doesn’t understand that the Constitution actually means something to most people who swear an oath to uphold it. All the ranting and raving in the world isn’t going to change that. Sorry, Donnie! You’re going to lose this lawsuit, because you broke the law! You authoritarian IDIOT.
Sometimes these random and creepy facts about Donald Trump and so many of the people around him pop into my mind: Trump's wife is young enough to be his daughter. Pete Hegseth settled a lawsuit in which a conservative woman accused him of sexual assault, alleging that he spiked her beverage with something and blocked her from leaving the hotel room where she was assaulted. Karoline Leavitt is closer in age to the infant she just gave birth to than she is to her husband — he was around 32 when she was born. Leavitt is only 28 now. Elon Musk has so many children that there are legitimate questions about how many he has. Speaking of Musk, his father had two children with his former stepdaughter, whom he raised from around the age of four until she was a teenager, when he divorced her mother. When he had his first child with his former stepdaughter, she was around 30, and he was roughly 71 or 72 years old. RFK Jr. kept a journal of at least 37 of the affairs he had during his second marriage, information that allegedly drove his wife at the time to tragically take her own life while they were going through their divorce. Howard Lutnick knew Jeffrey Epstein was a child predator and was still socializing with him, even bringing his family to Epstein’s island. There is a 34-year-old blonde woman working for Trump, Natalie Harp, whose "unusually close" relationship with this president was so unsettling that, according to the book *Regime Change*, the Secret Service actually had concerns about his safety and her fixation-style behavior toward him — yet she continues to work inside the White House. Donald Trump was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein for 15 years, which was around the same time that was allegedly the peak of Epstein's monstrous child abuse of "dozens" of victims. Random Fact of the Day: Between Donald Trump, Pete Hegseth, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Steve Bannon, Rudy Giuliani, Newt Gingrich, Jesse Watters, Sean Hannity, and Elon Musk, there have been a total of 24 marriages, 17 divorces, 42 children with 20 different women, and eight of those nine have had confirmed or alleged affairs during their marriages. Hannity is the only one without any alleged affairs tied to him. Because, you know, one human being — Donald J. Trump — having all of that linked to him and the people he has around him and/or who support him is absolutely and totally normal. Brought to you by the so-called "party of Christian family values and the moral majority."
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