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YES we are ALL in hell !!! whatever I did to get here you did too


 


 



















A new nightlife trend is gaining attention in Japan, and it looks very different from the usual night out. Instead of loud music, packed dancefloors and people shouting over one another, “book raves” invite people to gather in clubs, sit down with a book and read while DJs play ambient music in the background. One of the events helping the idea go viral is Tokyo’s “JUICY BOOK RAVE.” Inside the nightclub, guests spread out on carpets, chairs and couches with books in hand, creating a space that felt like a mix between a club, a library and a relaxed social gathering. People could bring their own books, buy one at the event or swap with someone else, while the DJ kept the atmosphere calm and immersive. Photos and videos from the event quickly spread online, with thousands of people saying they would happily trade a traditional night out for something like this. The viral attention has helped turn the concept into a growing trend, with more people becoming interested in the idea of socializing without needing to dance, drink or shout over loud music. For introverts, book lovers and anyone tired of traditional nightlife, the appeal is easy to understand. You still get the atmosphere of going out, just with a much quieter soundtrack


 


 

BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP HAS LOST HIS MIND! TRUMP’S MELTDOWN IN “TINY” DALTON, GA, LAST NIGHT! HE TALKED ABOUT HIS MAKEUP, HIS “TRUMP OCEAN,” FLIRTS WITH MEN, MOCKS AMERICANS…AND THEN LITERALLY COULD NOT FIND HIS WAY BACK HOME On his makeup, Trump said, “Yeah, if you don’t put a little on, you look like a dead person, and I don’t want to look that way,” admitting that he “looks like a dead person” otherwise and wears makeup. With the world on the brink of WW3, TRUMP IS TALKING ABOUT HIS MAKEUP, there with the SMALL crowd of old people from Dalton, GA, last night. TRUMP IS OUT TO LUNCH Then, Trump said that If he gives people 5000 dollars for voting for him, “You can spend it at Mar-A Lago; however, you would probably only get one hamburger and a small desert for that.” So, that is what he had to offer the people struggling in Dalton, GA. “Let’s go to Miami, Darling, or let’s go to Palm Beach to join the President for lunch,” he said to the hardworking people of Dalton, GA. Take a look at the crowd and then do a little research on the people of Palm Beach and see if they would fit in. Trump is “out to lunch,” and out of touch with the American working class. (Of course, the 5k is “fake news” anyway, like all the rest of his promises). TRUMP LIES ABOUT IRAN WAR “The Iran War is just a military exercise, okay? Just a military exercise.” The poor Trumpers did not clap, as even they knew that was a lie! THE TRUMP OCEAN “We are missing an ocean, and the ocean needs to be The Trump Ocean. I asked Google about it, and they are not that comfortable with it. First, they change the lake of Ontario to the Lake of America…and I said we are going to do the Strait, but then I said to them, ‘We need an ocean. How do you feel about the Trump Ocean for the Atlantic or the Pacific?’ You know what they said? ‘We’ve had it. That is enough. We are not doing it anymore,’” meaning, THE AMERICANS AT GOOGLE KNOW HE IS BONEAFIDE INSANE, TOO, AND REFUSED TO GIVE TRUMP “AN OCEAN” as they finally said, enough is enough. Of course, Trump said he yelled at them for that. MORE LIES ABOUT AMERICA FROM TRUMP “In five states…they cut off your son’s pen*s, and your son goes off to school as Timmy and comes back as Tammy. Can you imagine? Goodbye, Timmy I will see you later, and…Timmy becomes Tammy.” See photo of crowd bored out of their minds at that one, too. This is, of course, not true, but this is what he says. TRUMP MOCKS AMERICANS Of Abdul El-Sayed, Trump said, “I call him Mohammed. Mohammed Abdul a-ba-ba-ba a- ba-ba-ba.” I kid you not. This is what he said. See crowd. The speech was even too stupid for the Trumpers! Some were leaving early. THERE WAS NO POLITICAL MESSAGE. HE JUST SPENT “THE RALLY” PUTTING DOWN OTHERS AND LYING, BEING STUPID…AND FLIRTING WITH MEN TRUMP FLIRTS WITH MEN “We are allowed to have big, strong handsome soldiers now.” And then says when he returns to the White House early in the morning he is surrounded by “handsome men” in the military. “You could not hire men from Central Casting that look this good.” (So much for Natalie! :- ) “The handsome men say, ‘Sir, we let everyone know when you are back at the White House at 4:48 A.M.,’ and I said, ‘That is the coolest thing I have ever heard.’” No one understands this, as he is usually back and making psychotic posts on his Truth Social “with Natalie” at 12:30 A.M., but I guess he arrived one morning at 4:48 with all the rallies he has been doing. Anyway, Trump loved it when the military announced his arrival (unless he was delusional, making that up, too). TRUMP DIVIDING US On mocking Americans and calling them names TO DIVIDE US, Trump said, “I have taken a little heat, but I don’t care. I can call you whatever the hell I want. I am the President of the United States.” TRUMP BACK TO FLIRTING WITH MEN Of John Ossoff, Trump said, “Someone said that he is good looking, but I do not think he is good looking. Mike Collins is a good looking man, and he is all-man, but I am not sure about Ossoff,” and then he went on to call other men running in the midterms for him “very good looking.” I wonder if the Trumpers attending thought of themselves as “good looking, “ because we now have a so-called leader who is so immature that he has to resort to mocking Americans based on looks with lots of G*Y COMMENTS. Maybe this is thanks to his dementia, which usually brings out what was inside the person all along, they say. TRUMP THE RACIST ABUSER Then, he gets back to mocking Dr. Abdul El-Sayed, who is far more intelligent and far more mature than Trump, “I can call you whatever I want, Mohammed!” MORE FLIRTING WITH MEN: HE CALLED THE HARDWORKING, “TRUMPER MEN” THERE “GOOD LOOKING,” AS HE CONTINUED TO SPEAK AS IF HE IS A HOMOSEX*AL. He described the man, Mike Collins, running against Senator Ossoff, “with a big, strong build, really attractive.” He had Mike Collins stand up and said, “If I am casting a movie for a Senator, I like the white hair, and I like the big, strong build. That is what I want.” TRUMP HATES PEOPLE FROM THE MIDDLE EAST (UNLESS THEY ARE JEWISH, OF COURSE) Then, he said, “If you are in doubt about somebody’s name from the Middle East, just call them Mohammed, Mohammed, Mohammed.” The little crowd clapped at the racism, and then will probably be in church this Sunday as the Trumpers are “Christian Nationalists,” AGAINST “separation of church and state.” “Hello, Mohammed!” Trump said. He also called Obama, “the divider and chief, “ as if Trump is not that himself. TRUMP THE LIAR “We now control Greenland!” This is a lie. “Add Venezuela. How do you like the deal I did with Greenland? We got it for nothing. A lot of people do not know that. It is probably the greatest real estate deal ever made.” NEW TRUMP HATS HE THEN SAID, “BUSINESS IS NOW BOOMING, AS YOU CAN NOW SELL ‘GULF OF AMERICA HATS!’ Who the hell wants to wear a Gulf of Mexico hat? Susie, let’s bring out those Gulf of America hats! They are selling like crazy.” THERE WERE PROTESTORS AND HECKLERS ALL THROUGHOUT THE SPEECH YELLING, “BOO!!” TRUMP’S DEMENTIA Trump left the stage, and he did not even know where he was. He walked past the vehicle he was supposed to ride, and they had to guide him to the car. Let’s keep all of this in mind as we vote soon to “make America great again!” The “poor,” lying billionaire (thanks to this Iran War and the billions he has made off of it) could not even find his car afterwards, walking right past it, not knowing the world he was in after his “little” speech in Dalton, GA, inviting the Trumpers there—THE HARDWORKING AMERICANS—to lunch at Mar-a-Lago with him for 5,000 dollars.


 

woops meant the pancakes lmao my bad