BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel just defiantly went NUCLEAR against Melania and Donald Trump’s hypocrisy a day they called for his head—and he did NOT hold back in a monologue for the AGES! It all started with a roast. Last Thursday, days BEFORE the botched attack on her husband, during a comedic sketch imagining the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Kimmel took a jab at Melania Trump, saying, “Look at Melania, so beautiful… Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow.” A sharp line? Sure. But clearly a JOKE—one Kimmel later explained was about their age difference (and their creepy golddigger/sugardaddy dynamic that EVERYONE in America can PLAINLY see.) Melania Trump, however, erupted. She hysterically blasted Kimmel publicly, claiming, “His monologue about my family isn’t comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America.” She went further, insisting that “People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate,” even calling him a “coward” and pressuring ABC to punish him. Donald Trump moronically piled on, hilariously calling the joke a “despicable call to violence” and demanding Kimmel be “immediately fired.” Umm... okay, calm down, Trumpies! Donald, you’ll blow your toupee! Then tonight, Kimmel came back—and absolutely DISMANTLED them. “It was not by any stretch of the definition a call to assassination,” he said. “And they know that. I’ve been very vocal for many years speaking out against gun violence, in particular.” Then, with surgical precision, he added: “But I understand that the first lady had a stressful experience over the weekend.... And probably every weekend is pretty stressful in that house.” LOL! Then Kimmel went in for the jugular: “You know how sometimes you wake up and the First Lady demands you be fired? I agree that hateful and violent rhetoric is something we should reject. I do. And I think a great place to start to dial that back would be to have a conversation with YOUR HUSBAND about it.” The audience erupted—and for good reason. Because no one in American politics has normalized cruelty, dehumanization, and dangerous rhetoric more than Donald Trump HIMSELF! Kimmel didn’t stop there. When Trump allies idiotically tried to blame his joke for the real-world violence that followed DAYS later, he torched that argument too: “If you want us to believe that a joke I made three days before this dinner had any effect on anything that happened, then maybe someone should look into THIS psychic lady, too...” He then showed a clip of Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt talking about the WHCA dinner a few hours before the event, where she idiotically “bragged” to a reporter that there would be “shots fired” at the dinner. Kimmel joked, “You know who’s gonna be furious when she hears that? White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt.” ZING! Kash Patel also caught some strays. “Speaking of Kash Patel, Kash Patel's the head of the FBI but somehow he wound up outside afterwards...I don't know, calling his Uber driver? Trying to get his mom to come pick him up. He seemed kind of lost.” Kimmel also clarified what should have been obvious from the start: The Melania widow joke “It was a very light roast joke about the fact that he’s almost 80 and she’s younger than I am.” Yeah, we know, Jimmy, don’t worry. Only the MAGA sheep are PRETENDING they think it was more than a joke, and no one takes them seriously. And of course, Jimmy also riffed on Trump’s disastrous (and now infamous) 60 Minutes interview over the weekend: “General rule of thumb, you know an interview isn't going great when you have to say 'I'm not a rapist' and 'I'm not a pedophile,'” LOL! Jimmy concluded his monologue by schooling right-wingers on America’s bedrock principles: “By the way, I should point out Donald Trump is allowed to say what he wants to say, as you are you, as am I as are all of us because under the first amendment we have a right as Americans to free speech,” he said to raucous applause from his studio audience. Let’s be honest about what’s happening here. Melania Trump is suddenly outraged about “hateful and violent rhetoric” while standing next to the man who has spent years calling his opponents “vermin,” “enemies of the people,” and worse—while repeatedly stoking anger and division for political gain. The hypocrisy isn’t just obvious—it’s staggering. Kimmel said it best the last time Trump tried to cancel him: “You almost have to feel sorry for Trump. He tried his best to cancel me, instead he forced millions of people to watch the show. That backfired BIGLY!”
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its nice they have diplomatic immunity and will not be hauled off to a concentration camp -would not be entirely appropriate to make the queen urinate on her self or make the king deaf in one year from ICE agents shoving their finger in it or collapsing his majesties nutsack on him or anything like that glad they are being civil about things now
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BREAKING🚨 Every Black Republican in the House just announced they are LEAVING. And GUESS who Republicans are replacing them all with? Kevin McCarthy already said the quiet part out loud. Back when he was trying to rebuild the House GOP, McCarthy pushed Republicans to recruit more Black candidates because even he could see what his own party looked like: a segregated version of the “country club” he later described himself. “When you look at the Democrats, they actually look like America,” McCarthy said after leaving Congress. “When I look at my party, we look like the most restrictive country club in America.” Republicans claimed they were fixing that. By 2022, McCarthy’s recruitment push helped elect four Black Republicans to the House. Now they are ALL leaving. Wesley Hunt is leaving. He tried to run for Senate in Texas and already LOST. Burgess Owens is leaving. Utah’s new map boxed him out of his own seat. John James is leaving to run for governor in Michigan, opening up another seat held by a Black Republican. And Byron Donalds is leaving to run for governor in Florida, where another Republican has already attacked him by calling him a “slave” to donors. According to The New York Times, few Black Republicans are running for Congress this year, and none are currently seen as likely to win. So Republicans are losing every Black member they have in the House — and may be replacing them with ZERO Black Republicans. These were the members Republicans used whenever Trump’s movement was accused of racism. When the GOP turned DEI into a slur, Republicans could point to them. When Republicans attacked Black history lessons, voting rights, and anything they called “woke,” Republicans could point to them. When Trump and JD Vance spread racist lies about Haitian immigrants eating their neighbors’ pets, Republicans could still point to them. When a House Republican posted a racist attack on Haitians and GOP leadership blocked the effort to censure him, Republicans could still point to them. When another Republican used the phrase “colored people” on the House floor, Republicans could still point to them. That was the game. Keep a tiny handful of Black Republicans visible enough to deny the racism, while the party keeps feeding white grievance, anti-DEI hysteria, and attacks on racial justice. But now the shield is gone. McCarthy said the GOP looked like the most restrictive country club in America. Now the Black Republicans his party used to disprove that image are all walking out the door. And unless something changes fast, McCarthy’s “restrictive country club” may soon have exactly ZERO Black members left. If you appreciate my posts, it would mean the world if you followed my page. Thank you for being here.
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poor chief justice is crying -BREAKING: Chief Justice John Roberts hit with SURPRISE DISBARMENT complaint over undisclosed $20M conflict of interest. John Roberts has spent two decades attempting to position himself as the Supreme Court's institutional conscience — the careful steward protecting the Court's legitimacy. Now, a bombshell investigation reveals he may have been protecting something else entirely: his household's $20 million in income from the very law firms arguing cases before him — and an independent journalist named Christopher Armitage is filing a disbarment proceeding against the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court because of it. The facts are not in dispute. Roberts's wife Jane earned $10,323,842.70 in documented commissions over seven years at a legal recruiting firm — placing senior lawyers at firms that then argued hundreds of cases before her husband's court. For sixteen consecutive years, Roberts mislabeled this commission income as "salary" on his mandatory federal disclosure forms. He omitted his wife's equity stake in her employer for three consecutive years, later attributing it to "inadvertence." He never recused himself from a single one of the 500-plus cases argued by firms paying his household. Richard Painter — chief White House ethics lawyer under George W. Bush, the man who prepared Roberts for his confirmation hearings — said Roberts "fudged the details, misleadingly describing his wife's earnings as salary." A legal ethics professor retained by a whistleblower concluded the false characterization is "incorrect as a matter of law." Federal statute is unambiguous. Title 5 makes willful false disclosure a civil violation — $50,000 per count. Title 18 makes knowing false statements to the federal government a felony — five years per count. Title 28 mandates recusal when a spouse has a financial interest in firms before the court. Roberts appears to have violated all three, repeatedly, across two decades. In response, Roberts designed the Court's first ethics code himself — and engineered it to have no enforcement mechanism, no complaint process, and no sanctions authority. The Brennan Center called it "designed to fail." He declined a Senate Judiciary Committee invitation to testify, citing separation of powers. Now, Armitage has filed the disbarment complaint and is inviting every American to do the same. The DC Bar accepts public complaints. The address is 515 Fifth Street NW, Building A, Room 117, Washington DC 20001. The relevant rule is DC Rule of Professional Conduct 8.4(c). The relevant statutes are 28 U.S.C. § 455, 5 U.S.C. § 13106, and 18 U.S.C. § 1001. Clarence Thomas took luxury vacations. Samuel Alito took private flights. John Roberts took law firm money through his wife's commission checks and called it salary for sixteen years. The system they built assumes nobody is paying attention, but not only is Christopher Armitage paying attention, but the rest of us are too.
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saw a 500 lb man on the bus made me thankful i have lost 35 lbs knowing i will not just be so huge it’s a matter of life and death at that level my job is very involved physically with summer i can do housekeeping only two days a week partly for sanity partly the heat lol had a vegan sandwich today that’s about all i can do i eat healthy but back to meat after a year just feel like i am in a concentration camp with no meat and my soy chunks look like dog chows lol like dogs kibbles just horrible haha if yves had not shut down i could have lasted longer but i dont want to always eat tofu dogs all day seems depressing lol don’t want to eat the mystery meats anymore made out of who knows what tofu
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