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KARMA IS TAKING THE STAGE! The April 2nd Full Moon aligns in the sky to dispense divine justice. It's time to watch those who wronged you, slandered you, and plotted against you fall into their own trap. The masks are falling, the universe is finally settling the score. Just sit back and watch.


 













 

BREAKING: OMG. Trump’s White House was just exposed for bullying media organizations into scrubbing an “unflattering” picture of Karoline Leavitt from the internet! The narcissistic vanity and deep-rooted insecurity of Donald Trump permeates his entire administration from top to bottom, manifesting in yet another avenue for the Trump team to indulge its authoritarian impulses and desperate need to force reality to bend to its will. Journalist Oliver Darcy discovered that an image of Karoline Leavitt with “Waddle” the turkey, taken around Thanksgiving, was the subject of a White House purge campaign after it was deemed too unflattering to remain available for the public to see. The Associated Press and Getty Images eventually removed the image from the internet after a concentrated pressure campaign from the White House. The picture depicts Leavitt with a double chin and a turkey in frame. It is an inarguably hilarious shot that anyone who doesn’t take themselves too seriously would be able to look at and laugh at, knowing that nobody is perfect from every angle. But Trump is obsessed with the appearance of women and only finds value in women if he deems them to be attractive, which has led to the women in his administration subjecting themselves to a repulsive plastic surgery regimen while his subordinates carefully control the images that the public is allowed to see. While everything spirals out of control around him thanks to his disastrous agenda and demented decisions, Trump and his goons cling pathetically to every little thing they CAN control to make themselves feel better – like making sure the public doesn’t laugh at Karoline Leavitt’s turkey shoot. Like and share to make this go viral and ensure EVERY American sees it!


 

BREAKING: HIDING SOMETHING, LINDSEY? Warmonger Republican Sen. Graham panic-posts a picture of himself trying to look tough with a shotgun after photos of him holding a girly wand at Disney World go viral on social media! Bloodthirsty warhawk and Confirmed Bachelor (™) Lindsey Graham was partying at Disney World this weekend while the government is partially shut down and our troops are being deployed by the thousands to the Middle East…at his public behest. New photos surfaced Monday of Graham wandering around the resort clutching a child’s toy wand and immediately sparked brutal mockery and derision on social media. The ever-sensitive Graham decided he had to respond somehow, so he later posted a definitely-taken-today photo of himself holding a shotgun, trying to look tough, in a desperate attempt to do damage control. “Spent some time breaking clays in Edgefield County today. Doesn’t get much better than that,” read the caption. Yeah, sure, totally. Then you went go do push-ups, watch monster trucks, and chug a case of beers with the bros, like Real Tough American Men (™) do! Look, Lindsey, nobody cares if you want to prance about Disney World with a fairy wand. What we DO have an issue with is you spending all your other time going on Fox News and howling for Trump to send our troops into Iran to die for Israel and Trump’s ego. Get it straight. Or don’t. That’s up to you. Just stop with warmongering!


 

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🚨 Do you understand what happened in the last 72 hours.. > Egypt shut down its shops at 9pm, mandated work-from-home Sundays, and the government internally called it "war economy mode".. four days after the IMF praised them and unlocked $2,300,000,000.. > Turkey's central bank burned through $30,000,000,000 in March defending the lira.. the finance minister everyone called a genius is now considering SELLING the national gold reserves.. > Pakistan's PM went on national TV on Eid and announced government salary cuts and a 50% fuel allocation reduction.. they approved a $358,000,000 "austerity fund" and nobody asked austerity from what.. > Russia banned cash exports above $100,000 and gold bars above 100 grams.. Putin signed it March 26.. called it fighting the shadow economy.. > Iraq banned 22 banks from USD transactions.. cashless mandate for ALL government institutions coming July 2026.. > South Korea launched a literal wartime economic response body on March 25.. the prime minister chairs it.. > India secretly created a $6,700,000,000 Economic Stabilisation Fund.. it wasn't in the news.. it was buried in a budget supplement.. > Lebanon's currency collapsed 98%.. the war added $14,000,000,000 in damage on top.. every single government on this list told their citizens "the economy is doing fine" within the last 30 days.. all of this.. a single week..


 

so do they call everyone ANTI SEMITIC that stands up to their atrocities like what is the purpose? the label Like they all prove you speak up for the vulnerable and label you that what happens next ? nothing or are you simply cast out from society to become a sexually transmitted disease? Like I see them attacking wab kinew for speaking up now calling him that and its like u are barking up the wrong tree no native is anti anything lmao like I am anti murder anti starvation anti genocide and anti raping people including children to death and it wont happen on my watch sorry since you beak off about how gay positive you are without your supposed gays nobody would care about you and its totally fucked this society what they are doing to people and we are supposed to just chill and let them ? I have met some good masons and some good cops I am sure there is good jewish people out there somewhere just like there is wholesome arabians and islamic people along with evil buddhists and crazy as fuck jesus people like I dont hate anyone I just see a lot of atrocities happening and its only a handful of people and anyone with a set of developed balls will stand up to you micro dick underdeveloped penis cunts so fucken eat one giving the death penalty to a marginalized and vulnerable group of people you are starving to death and forcing to live in a hell is fucken so fucked beyond belief its like 10x worse than the holocaust and you are using black holocaustic magic to achieve ur aims and its not going to fly with global anons at the healm sorry the boomers are all on their way out being nudged along into the care homes by compassionate loving stoners that love techno and not into all the creepy weird shit you are all into so fuck off okay?


 

GOP calls Tim Walz a “queen” as an insult

GOP calls Tim Walz a “queen” as an insult: More and more politicians seem to be calling others "gay" as an insult.











 










Donald can kill HUNDREDS OF thousands at a time (legally + supposedly "ethically") but this hero murders a freemason loser and we all have to watch this play out wtf? they want to sex traffic him off world in snuff penal (penile) colonies


 what is wrong with him? is he horny or something? 



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WANTED BY THE STATE FOR BEING 11 inches bigger in his cock that the deer leader micropenis and his gang of satanic microdicks/nerds/losers/criminals/rapists on sketchy pervy rock coke they all smoke

THIS whole thing has NEVER happened before THERE is ZERO evidence that people in the past could have lived through basic psoriasis - sight problems or even minor toothaches without dying -I DO NOT know if this is playing out in everyones perception but it is only playing out through my own eyes where I am technically the only one here and there could be trillions of exact same self similar circumstances where I am not the main character but an extra or supporting role or someone to be discarded -every single fantastic representation of our society is only playing out through my own perception and eyes and ears its not a massive reality like they want you to believe once YOU die here that is it the reality ceases to exist in totality once you go to sleep they shut down the entire earth


 There could be 40,000,000,000 different "trumps" just sayin its a whole fantastic reality built on fraud and deception and the theft of your soul for all of eternity and all of known time and reality. simple. dont give them it- make the fuckers wait till the end of your time which is 580,000 years from now-I dont say this all out of ego or whatever its important now to stand out more than ever but like hard to have ulterior motives for your own wealth and prestige when you clean peoples toilets for a living and where they bathe themselves lmao and be ok with that whole life. Michael ALIG and JJ brine and others are IN HELL right now ALIG chopped someone to pieces !!! you are all stuck with a raver now and a role model that has not chopped anyone up so deal with it lmao

nope it was the freemasons/ CIA and himself not iran (totally all fake he was never important enough to want to kill lmao like get over yourselves microdicks)


 

I am developing a Doctors of janitorial bag of supplies that makes my job easier like magic erasers and the yellow and green sponges for bath tubs-rubber latex gloves and booties to wear on wet floors -a dish wand for scrubbing and soon to be a small squeegee this stuff not only cuts my time in half its more efficient and practical if I had a car I could do full service janitorial but its just me on horse back right now lmao but like since i also wear a lot of black and the same outfits I can afford to splurge on colorful socks and orange ballcaps again haahahaa having so much fun with life despite the greater societal issues at play like I am just growing as a person and that is good cause a lot of people dont even want to leave their homes right now but I have always thrived through adversity like just hearing about some of the health issues my clients are facing and how grateful they are for some extra help it really lifts me up even though I go through real human struggles myself struggling to wake up etc and wanting to just ignore my work lmao just glad I have a pretty good work ethic since I have some catching up to do now lol