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BREAKING: Trump is left reeling after the New York Times reveals that Iran’s attacks have bombed EVERY American military base in the Middle East so badly they are “virtually uninhabitable!” Thanks to the Trump administration’s criminal lack of preparation and shocking understimation of Iran’s military capabilities, the US military is now working remotely in the Middle East, putting civilians in danger as they work out of hotels and makeshift operations centers in civilian areas. “The result, according to current and former military officials, is a war that is much harder to prosecute.” The Times reports that “many of the 13 military bases in the region used by American troops are all but uninhabitable, with the ones in Kuwait, which is next door to Iran, suffering perhaps the most damage.” Iranian officials have even accused the U.S. military of using civilians as human shields by putting American troops in hotels. This is sure to prompt another furious tirade from Donald Trump who we now know is not getting the full picture of just how badly this war is going for him and is instead just getting a highlight reel of war porn, watching our tax dollars blow things up for two minutes every day. This is a perfect demonstration of the blind hubris of the Trump administration. After two decades of watching America uncontestedly bomb the poorest people in the world, Trump and Hegseth couldn’t even conceive of an enemy with a sophisticated military and able to fight back, despite all the evidence to the contrary. They took no preparations, expected no reprisals. They didn't evacuate anyone from the Middle East until AFTER the war had started. They didn't bother to prepare for drones. They attacked Iran because they are cowards and bullies, thinking that they could impose their will on Iran by simply killing one old man. They were very, very, wrong, and now they’ve started a fire they cannot put out with lies and bombs.


 

BREAKING: Here’s a list of all the INSANE things that Dementia Don said at the White House farmers’ summit today. On farmers: "We love the American farmer. I just gave you $12 billion. I don't know if you know that or not. You make enough money, it doesn't matter to you, right?" On tractors: "Can I look at that tractor? I assume it's a gift to me. Can you imagine if I accepted that, what they would do? A Democrat could accept, we're not allowed to accept." On Minnesota – remember, this is a FARMERS summit – “Did I hear Minnesota? How’s Minnesota doing? What’s going on in Minnesota? They got that crazy governor, that crooked, corrupt governor. How about the Attorney General? Do you think he's a dirty cop? You think he's a dirty cop? All right, we'll get Minnesota back. We'll take it back from Somalia.” On his ballroom: “Every President said, could we have a ballroom, please? A room where you could have a lot of people. So when the President of China, France — when somebody comes over from the UK, including the King — we have the King coming over very shortly, and King Charles — so we can have, a large room, because the White House is incredible, but it was — never had a ballroom. And we're building — that'll be the finest ballroom anywhere in the world when it's completed.” On environmentalists: "The environmentalists are terrorists. I call them the environmental terrorists." On prices: "The cost of cheese, butter, potatoes, and fruit -- many many other products -- is lower today than when I took office. Eggs are down 60%. Beef is starting to come down. They wanted to have less cattle in the country for environmental reasons. These are sick people. It has something to do with gas." (Prices are not lower, they are much higher) On trade: “We have so many trade deals, we don't know what the hell to do with them” On children: "Does anybody not love your child?" (He means himself, about Don Jr.) On construction: “I'm just looking at the construction. In fact, if you don't mind, I'll walk over there and look for a little while. Then I'll come back and I'll continue to speak. I love construction.” It is safe to say that the president’s sundowning is accelerating at a terrifying pace. This man is not mentally well and cannot be allowed to continue holding this office…or making any decisions that could get hundreds or thousands of Americans killed.