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just rejigged all my known titles (less imperialistic minus some regalness) :)


 

what a fucking idiot does he know how many unfortunate felines with aids he could treat with $200Million but he lets them all suffer and give feline aids to every other cat they mate with


 

its crucial as a targeted individual or monarch slave that you never get into drinking or anything other than weed !! actually 420 will defeat the new world order :) most secret sex societies and cults are built around alcohol




 

yes ! i can see it now - that creature is rabid and up to no good!!


 

I underwent reptoid rape by an advanced satanist at the presidential level and they tried to give me HIV or someone that looks like me was given HIV by these freaks by mistake for my supposed issues haha oh well stupid fuckers -these are bankers CEO's like ambassadors and shit but the painful satanic stuff left a lot of scarring sexually that rendered me incapable of having sex again its like being fucked by someone with barbs around their penis on a spiritual level like you never really recover and most people end up killing themselves over this -and they tried to have me labelled with a mental illness to quiet me down with prestigious legal/mental health boards etc I find most of the people that I get introduced 2 are fascinated with the concept of me being promised to be sexually trafficked for some reason its a monetary thing and soul level thing that they are promised by the most unclean but its never gonna happen sorry the biggest thing with monarch slave stuff is that most people are put their by their own needs and choices and you CONSENT to being abused and treated harshly when we all have an option of escape in ANY situation even if we are in a world of sellouts and psychopaths at least you are the only ONE that is not bent to them and we need more of you out there


 Most people I divulge I am a presidential level mk ultra victim always resort to the Oh no its all in your head um nope unless you lived every day as me you have no right to even go there. I don't have any hope of employment or a future here except in the fringe indigo worlds so I have nothing to hide or keep secret -its all out there with me, like when I had jobs etc I was scared my past would come up to haunt me, they have no hold over me financially or with contracts or anything I am a free agent escaped millionaire artist slave -honestly I saw about a few hours of an advanced futuristic raver world in the 90's it was our fullest potential as humans I also met a lot of time travellers and very advanced beings in that time at the raves  but they eradicated the entire society before we could get there and my only wish for my life is to help all people escape to this place forever and for all of time into this peace matrix but they just eat everyone that has seen ore witnessed it and make sure none of us will get there - they will place mouth breathers and lunatics and rapists in our path to make sure you never escape this hell virtual world. they basically stopped all of known time and erased every shred of the brutalist and raver worlds for some reason and we only have about 1% available in popular culture that people actually witnessed and took part in - the drugs by advanced chemists in my and aligs and james st james raver days were 110% pure fucken way beyond disco and fear loathing shit it was amazing now you can overdose on a grain of sand of Carfentanil not even worth it kiddos





















 

The notion that your cat might view you as their child flips the typical pet-owner dynamic and is rooted in feline behavior. Cats are territorial and social animals, but their social structure differs from humans. In the wild, mother cats are highly protective, grooming, feeding, and teaching their kittens survival skills. When your cat interacts with you—kneading, purring, or bringing you "gifts" like toys or prey—it may be mimicking maternal behaviors. Kneading, for instance, is a kitten-like action to stimulate milk from their mother, suggesting your cat sees you as a dependent in need of care. Slow blinking, a sign of trust, and grooming you further mimic how mother cats bond with their young. Unlike dogs, which often see humans as pack leaders, cats don’t typically view humans as dominant "parents" but rather as large, non-hostile companions or even kittens needing guidance. This aligns with their independent nature; they’re not submitting to you but nurturing you. Studies, like those from the University of Sussex (2023), show cats display attachment behaviors toward owners similar to those toward their kittens, reinforcing this dynamic. Your cat’s affection, then, might reflect their instinct to "raise" you, not the other way around.


 

I guess felines could not really take over - we would all be sleeping 21 hrs a day lmao


 

its like my neighborhood is right out of the truman show I live on sims ave of all places lmao so fucken funny (don't want to say which house cause all the older anons and freemasons will send 10,000+ boxes of cat shit) but like this one older lady walks her dog maybe about 39 times per day like she must be a little strange to walk her small dog that much like I dont know if its a good thing for the creature or not but like I am so used to seeing her all day its funny and people across from me two of them live there right but outside is at least 4-6? vehicles of all sorts (for the 2 of em) I just think I am karmically better off by not having a car and like am I better off by being mostly vegetarian like a veggie elitist and elder maybe haha


 

Found a really cool minimal station !!


everyone I cohabitated with seemed to have advanced psychic powers but I kind of just break them down to being your average NPC -oh well !


 

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I have a pretty sweet tenants insurance policy over a million in coverage for weird/sketchy/masonic/nazi shit and 15k for my own things -peace of mind for $27 it was the best policy I found every other one was like around $60 a month which is insane for literal invisible money lol


 

so moved away from a royal/imperial/regal/absolute title to something a bit more diplomatic for all the talks we are going to institute to have a peaceful transfer of power away from rapists to ones of the newer generation that wont implicate everything they do in endless sex crimes like our regal dear leaders


 

In 1938, an Ohio farmer named John M. Czeski captured public fascination by creating pumpkins that bore human faces. After four years of dedicated experimentation, he succeeded in transforming an ordinary fruit into a striking and eerie novelty. His unusual agricultural feat combined creativity with precision, offering something never before seen in the world of farming. Czeski’s method involved crafting a detailed aluminum mold shaped like the face he wished to replicate. When a pumpkin reached the size of a small grapefruit, he carefully placed it inside the mold. As the pumpkin grew, it expanded to fill the contours of the face-shaped cast. Once it had fully conformed, the mold was removed, leaving behind a clear imprint of human features. As the pumpkin matured, the details remained embedded in its skin, resulting in a fully formed, lifelike face sculpted by nature itself. The ripened fruit looked startlingly human, blurring the line between horticulture and art. Czeski’s pumpkins became more than just a seasonal crop—they were living sculptures that drew attention for their originality and craftsmanship.