Virtual Ministry Archive

behind every famous person is an 81 year old freemason daddy that likes to fuck.


 

Where is all the britney spears strange dancing and stripping videos gone 2? I mean she must be in a whole other world by losing an iranian supermodel for a hood rat trash that beats her !


 

could you imagine what life would be like as a queen elizabeth look alike?


 

A potato is pretty asexual I mean it would be difficult to be "sexual" as a potato lmao like who decides that things get reincarnated as a potato like um nope you dont go to heaven you become a potato next.....like wtf?


 



 

people sometimes ask what the sai baba is.... I am just like kind of a punjabi dalai llama that wears orange robes and has an afro and likes to give birth to golden eggs through his mouth lol





 


 

i don't even know why I login to my bank so much I mean wow $17.41 lol i guess I just want to make sure I am not in the minus lol or that someone magically wired me $40M lol