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Infinus by Rev Shaun D. PhD of the CHURCH OF TEKNO











































































































































































































































































Billions of years in the making - you are !! so how does this relate to crime and murder - well everything is illusion, the system wants to make you so afraid of any move or dialogue with people. The whole paradigm would be systematically 'aware' of an event such as murder but by not doing anything to stop it, only proves that the system itself is inherently satanic in nature. The good side or god or buddha whatever, is slower but rewards its followers with genuine things that will make them happy and for growth in line with the soul structure, satanic forces are in itself smart and faster and quicker than the good because this whole realm is owned by nastiness. Do you want quick satisfaction or long lasting growth - it's up to you- we are in a free will environment. If your every action is good you will receive great and profound things :) 

#LGBTQ: NYC Uber Driver Drags Gay Passenger Half a Block After Calling Him a “Faggot”

#LGBTQ: NYC Uber Driver Drags Gay Passenger Half a Block After Calling Him a “Faggot”: An Uber driver (allegedly) dragged a gay customer with his car in New York, after telling him and his husband that they “would be beheaded” where he came from. Taray Carey told WNBC he was injured …

Milo Yiannopoulos More Than $2m in Debt (Try Not to Gloat)

Milo Yiannopoulos More Than $2m in Debt (Try Not to Gloat): Icky alt-right provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos is more than $2m in debt, according to a collection of documents assembled by his former Australian tour promoters and seen by Guardian Australia newspa…

Cancer

They are programming mass amounts of people to inherit cancers via news stories -affirming the validity of cancer and constantly programming us at an atomic level to develop cancer. The repetition of the word cancer is enough and is a war on the astrological.

Tumblr’s ban on adult content is more than a commercial mistake – it’s a personal loss | The Independent

Tumblr’s ban on adult content is more than a commercial mistake – it’s a personal loss | The Independent: We just simply can’t afford to take risks, went Craigslist’s statement following the passing of a bill that saw personals “regretfully” removed from the website. “To the millions of spouses, partners and couples who met through Craigslist, we wish you every happiness!” they rounded off with, which felt a little bit like having your cake and eating it too.

Poet guru By Shaun D. PhD




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Wandering the space realms of theory.
Wandering through a past life.
And wandering into your most interdimensional self.
Wandering past illusion.
And wandering into a world of elusive enlightenment.
Because not everyone seeks what you seek.
Not everyone has the goals of enlightenment in focus.
And will do everything to stop your course of enlightenment from taking aim.
Wandering the matrix of thought and believing in the belief of one.
Yet resisting the life of the one or the path of the many.
Yet wandering away from the one, which is the self,
yet mixed with love and being and a thought of sanity.
but what is sanity but a dose of madness,
in a world of theories and selfless service to others...
where does one rest.
That, lays in your choices and your life,
essentially is to keep growing.
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Fishy face By Rev. St. sHaUn DeLaGe of ze ChUrCh oF TeChNo




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The eagle is one of the most pleasurable beings on earth.
If I were an eagle I would want to feel the contour of my own beak
for endless amounts of time.
Being me I think that I would in essence obsess about my own beak.
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Crave By Rev. Dr. Shaun D. of the CHURCH OF TEKNO and EDM church and virtual ministry




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I remember the first day I saw love,
it was the day before I asked whether they cleaned their autoclave.
Now one would say you nasty little thing just behave.
But I exists in a world of only the willing and the brave.
I think all the way back to the seeming beginning of creation at home by the fire in their cave.
I take one look at my man and only think one thing, he something I utterly crave.
Just glad his name isn’t Dave
I think of when I first thought of my job here as a simple galley slave.
But my inner most turmoil and depression I will take to my grave.
We have nice treats here that I can simply microwave.
More and more every day that passes I simply want to misbehave.
My world lately makes me cry in this complete world and a new wave.
I ponder the thoughts that somehow over everyone I simply just happened to outbrave.
Pave my way to the rave.
The way men simply just endlessly shave.
Some days I feel like a painful slave.
Just want to say onto my next piece with a little wave.
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2 arrested following rash of butter thefts | CBC News

2 arrested following rash of butter thefts | CBC News

Maximus By Rev. Shaun D. PhD of THE CHURCH OF TEKNO EDM FAITH


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I think of a romantic mountain man that is uber sexy
that is loving and cute and being and beautiful.
One would say hey great I love you and fab.
Fabulous that we connect so well on this sphere of reality
and a world of possibility and trying.
There exists a place and a world of complete desire
and a world of realism and infusion of belief.
There exists a place that is unique and amazing
but one you have to quest over to find.
The mountain man would offer you an elixir
and you would essentially choose to drink it
but if you didn’t how would you ever know
what you would become that night.
Essentially it would make you walk farther away from yourself.
Essentially there would be more to life
than an existence without realism and cubism.
But morphism and virtuism
a digitally enhanced playspace that you can become half animalistic
in your need to express your most inner desire
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The Jamal Khashoggi Murder Saga Is Just Getting Started - VICE

The Jamal Khashoggi Murder Saga Is Just Getting Started - VICE

Juicy Stories About What Andy Warhol Was Really Like

Juicy Stories About What Andy Warhol Was Really Like

What It's Like to Run the Biggest Drug Encyclopaedia in the World - VICE

What It's Like to Run the Biggest Drug Encyclopaedia in the World - VICE

ChaV RaWk By Rev. St. Shaun A. Delage of the chUrCh of TEchNo ( an EDM Church )




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Where in the world is this
and where in the world does one want to go
in a sea of contempt and desire.
Chillen in a fortress of hatred,
just thinking how many can be witches
then I just think naturally they are bitches.
Just flailing as I drive my pickup past the ditches.
Thinking now to the natural path enriches.
Past my days where all I would do was hitches
a ride but just simply hikes.
Everyone around him just itches
insane.
Either pitches or catches and chills and flips.
It doesn’t matter as long as it’s chav style.
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Civil liberties group calls out federal government over appeal of solitary confinement ruling | CBC News

Civil liberties group calls out federal government over appeal of solitary confinement ruling | CBC News

The Future Is Now: Dubai Police Begin Training Flying Motorbikes

The Future Is Now: Dubai Police Begin Training Flying Motorbikes

Grandpa Ferret by Rev St. Shaun D. PhD

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I wish for nothing more than to be your special adversary.
In a sense a solution such as airy fairy.
Simply put those before me were somewhat arbitrary.
Tend to look at them as a half canary.
I hold his hand on the way into the gleaming confectionary.
We in a sense are very into the abated and flavourful culinary.
Looking on and on he is somewhat extraordinary.
Then I look at him like a small fae or simple faerie.
Then soon enough it is February
and if you don’t settle down with somebody you will freeze to death.
Or need to take lots of hot baths...
thinking somewhat in a sense fragmentary, functionary, hereditary
is the true nature of societal structure
when in a sense all you need is your being to expend its wisdom in all forms.
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Quadrancy - An 11-11-11 focused intent on giving and receiving !!






Well the universe has thrown at me some profound change recently and I am happy to take up the challenge. I used to think that every relationship was permanent and that I would be with the person forever until I die. I think the world and the universe have other plans haha some are in this world to learn and some are in this world to adapt and become co-dependent. I look at my time of living in the forest for 7 years as a learning experience. I have lived in big cities, small cities, the country, travelled to the USA and all across Canada. If you ask me there is not a single methodology to living. I always follow what my mother churches main teaching encapsulates and that ‘do that which is right’ I always tend to look at harsher events in my life as karmic or payback for all my wrong deeds. I would think by now that I have paid back my debt to society for 5 years of mayham. Or the world is extremely bizarre to make you pay 50 years for a few years of bad choices. Actually quite the opposite, I keep getting blessed with fortunate circumstances and when you remain thankful and grateful and incredibly happy about life good things will come to you. Like for example, what I am using to type out this discourse, honestly I have always wanted a freewrite system but they retail for like $600 USD and I have always wanted a gaming computer but now I am typing on a circa 2003 alpha smart modern typewriter and it allows me to unplug from the net and get comfortable for awhile………. hehe I am thankful that I at least have this, that I have a nice bathroom, that I have a working kitchen, a nice home, a comfortable bed, good health and my bills paid that is all I need really. When you are thankful and grateful and you give out what you most want in return it will come back to you-profoundly. I always advocate to give charitably see instead of sticking with one charity and giving them all your money spread it around, there are many giving sites and even sites where you can give directly to the individual like gofundme or heifer int’l (I use Canada helps here) and I am able to give $3 a month to a charity that I choose, recently I was able to cut my debt in half with a few winnings so I am able to give $6 instead of $3 so now I can give to 2 charities a month and what a blessing that is!!! I may not be able to give a million dollars but over a lifetime imagine how much good and merit you have brought into other’s lives not to mention your own. Anybody practically on any budget can give what they can and you can be charitable with some thought put into it. I tend to see myself as pretty generous and imagine this lifetime of merit built up over the 70 year old that just thinks for themselves and is greedy and not charitable. You are in a way better off place by giving a tiny bit and putting some god given thought into your generosity than somebody that does not give – and what do you get in return? Well this merit builds up over time and produces favourable circumstances in one’s life. However mysterious and however magical life may be, if you want millions then give out millions and its not too late to start on giving out that million one cent at a time!!  You don’t need to brag about who you give too or whatever but it is so easy to spread the happiness around – if you worry about starving to death it makes sense to give a few bucks a month to a food bank, if you worry about cancer give to a cancer charity –give money so that cancer lodges can afford food for their clients, if you worry about your cat or dog getting sick, produce merit in the name of the pup and give to a charity that helps animals in distress. Also remember the smaller charities like turtle rescues or clothing the working poor – chances are the big charities will use the money for their admin bonus’s to afford a lease on a Mercedes and I am not joking, with about 5 minutes of research you can find out where your money will go and if it will aid those that need it. Keep your giving close to heart – donate to causes that mean the most to YOU not just general places that provide blanket help. Why give your money over to a charity that is just going to print thousands of calendars off every year in hopes that they will guilt trip people into giving. Generosity is a gift from the spiritual world and the divine. This is one reason why I am now happy to report that I am 90% vegetarian. I felt most of my relationships have not been 100% supportive of this, so now I finally get to create merit by not eating animals. Honestly I used to be so against vegetarianism but eating meat only produces more suffering and I don’t want to do that – I want to produce merit in my life, we don’t even know what this whole existence is why would you just mindlessly eat flesh all the time it is funny. Taking the bus the other day I saw a guy trip and his roasted chicken went flying a few steps ahead of him on his path- the chicken stayed in its packaging but I just thought “oh that poor stud and his chicken lol” if we lived in an ancient culture we would have more of an understanding of the karma of eating meat. Anyways still, I indulge in a tiny bit of meat a month maybe a few meals and yes I crave chicken nuggets sometimes lol it was just an awesome surprise to do groceries this past month and consciously and mindfully chose to abstain harming other beings for my benefit. What a beautiful thing !! I still get the odd milk or eggs or cheese and eat meat socially cause who wants to be the flake that brings tempeh to an xmas dinner !! I just want to take this chance to wish everyone a beautiful holiday season and may you all bear the fruits of happiness and generosity in your good will !! J -Rev. Dr. Shaun A. Delage

High cost of living in Vancouver prompts cancellation of Welfare Food Challenge | CBC News

High cost of living in Vancouver prompts cancellation of Welfare Food Challenge | CBC News

TY By Rave Reverend Shaun A. Delage of the CHURCH OF TEKNO




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A certain level of advocating,
Then I think I would be rather aggravating
and alienating.
Trying to be more animating in speech and song and every thing annihilating.
Certain level feel to anticipating
why don’t I try approximating.
Where one could cast off arbitrating in armor plating.
just endless assassinating on behalf of certain level assimilation.
We don’t know where one persists but one where lower level associating
on one level initiating.
There is only one brutality and that is a methodical world.
Thank you Very much
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Nowhere By Rev. Shaun A. Delage PhD of the CHURCH OF TECHNO (an edm faith)




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Where does causality take you.
For most it takes you nowhere.
But a world of neglect and the realisation.
That there is no path.
Essentially it is those with an actual path,
that many are deathly envious of.
The fact that your consciousness is no longer decided by you alone,
but a full on faculty of the smartest minds in the universe.
Fascinating life.
Where one is many.
But two is a no show.
Where would three ever fit in.
But one with you and one without.
Fascinating it would be to live a different life.
But would you want to?
Most would say yes, paradoxically.
Tempting fate.
Yet looking my enemies square in the face.
Wanting to ascend but having to talk to people that killed saints.
You see these types all over and they will gladly sell their souls,
to remain fattened for one more week.
Rather than go with the uncomfortable notion of hunger.
Nobody will bring you enlightenment.
You have to find it for yourself.
In this very moment I hope I enlighten you, for what else is there?
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Zenophile by Rev. Dr. Shaun D. of the ChURCh of TEknO



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I look in my intensity of a mind’s eye for your very presence
but the only thing I found was evasive feelings of not belonging.
My myth or reality it seems
does not include a life with so much pain and neglect
but here it is.
The world as we know it is simply too hard to take without him, without his energy.
I don’t even know how I did it all.
How did he come into my life was the most ultimate and pressing matter.
Living in a world of abject poverty.
Satanism and divinity intermingled like two atoms meeting and nesting
then splitting apart in a violent burst.
The world without him was almost unbearable.
The one I know sits near me, and holds my hand ever so slightly and ever so intelligently.
I wake with his eyes to meet mine, everyday.
In such a cruel world to live.
A world where love and sex are marketed to the masses but the world takes no part in.
Cruel, senseless, trivial.
The beings that pervade all thought are the ones with senseless desire to make it.
The ones that make their impression clear on the masses
are the ones that take effect in the greater good.
More people wanting, needing, reflecting.
Theories of self, Theories of being.
Theories.
Simple as that.
Confusion for a greater whole.
Confusion for the masses, but individually I am not confused.
Individually I am in love, and this union escapes people for the most part.
Oh how much can change in twenty four hours.
Oh how much people can change.
Oh how much I can change.
I work to attain a spirituality that is evasive,
but not present because the spirituality is too busy to take notice of me.
The weaker one.
The one that cries.
The one that tries, the one that dies.
Simply say it’s so much as the one that needs.
The one that needs him, endlessly.
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A Therapy Session For Homophobic People

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