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A truly spiritual person is hard to come by these days and I can definitely see why, you have the uber religious born again Christians that are in a pseudo cult and then you have the grotesque Catholics whom are responsible for much of the chaos in the world. Then you have Jewish and islam faiths that only offer different types of segregation, and I have learnt to distrust anything new age so quite a paradox lol
This is one of the reasons why I started the CHURCH OF TECHNO, I wanted to at least get the roots formed for a new millennium faith. Now the key is to get the roots formed within the energy of an ordained minister to provide the theory behind the religion.
Now one can say, my so called faith is only a blog or a website, and rightfully so to many so be it.
The only reasons it is not a physical structure, is one, I don’t have the money to put down for land, and two the land would have to be in operation in my country for 15 years to be recognized as a true religion. Quite the extreme set of circumstances, just like my religious credentials south of the border would be fully recognized to perform weddings and funerals but not here in my own country because of decades upon decades of legalities to unwind.
Fine, my church just exists virtually, and this is the future of everything, including ourselves could be in a virtual world of sorts.
But it just doesn’t take reading the blog every week to belong, and what exactly do I require? Well I will list here because to date I probably have zero true disciples lol

To evade and recognize ignorance in all dealings
To meditate at least three and half hours per week 30 min. per day
To read the manifesto, to understand the rave reverend
To look into forwarding your own enlightenment- be it by downloading esoteric books or dhamma talks and to chart or navigate, or begin to chart or navigate and take responsibility for the path of your soul
To attain the qualities of enlightenment without ignorance, hatred, illusion, negativity etc
To listen to techno -one hour per day -7 hours per week
To bring something to the world, be it art, music, write a book, create things.
To question their very nature in this existence every moment until the answers are given
To be a guiding light for others
To not become a new ager and get sucked into some of these ridiculous ritualistic cults, meaning only eating raw food to become enlightened, reciting mantras that you have no idea what you are evoking or to be a follower and not a leader, how glorious it would be to have a hundred new gurus leading their own faith with beliefs and life lessons for the world to come to understand
To not completely implode their entire reality and to try and mesh with this reality as much as they possibly can without revolting
 To live in passive resistance to the whole programming and cult hype of society
To take time to be in this reality somewhat by watching TV or buying a new gadget,
-to observe per se

Me personally I have embarked on a decade long quest of isolation, introversion, creativity, solitude and meditation to achieve what I want to achieve but I don’t expect this of people that quest after the goals of the church of techno, nor do I quest after money or donations… like other faiths.
Rightfully so I should be rewarded for my hard work, but it is also given to me in other forms of payment like energy and ideas, creativity, and honours. I strongly believe that if you have a goal in mind, say leading a church of techno and you put years upon years of work into it, with a few hours per week you are bound to be rewarded in ways that I can’t even really fathom.
Working with that and manifestation meditation I can honestly say that it will all fall into place for me one day I believe, and if it doesn’t – I have sewn some incredible energy and power into my next life or lives.
Every day I feel the world is ever so cruel to me, personally. The world is not very nice to a spiritual person that lives as a renunciate of the greater things that most of us take for granted. Even seeing $1000 is a blessing haha but that is not what I am here to do, I believe strongly that those with massive amounts of money are cursed. But, not all, you can see the truly enlightened beings with loads of cash, how they operate and where they put their money –and there probably isn’t many.
It is funny because say 90% of the world is NOT permitted to travel, mainly they can’t get appropriate permissions from the state, due to Islamic or communist law. But for even people in Canada and the USA the money simply isn’t there. It is easy to get swept up in a decade of the same old ritual and never getting to feel the wind in your hair in Quatar or being on a tour bus in New Zealand.
A world cruise is mostly out of the question for most of us, and people just tend to operate within their own quasi structure, never knowing there is a gigantic world with many interdimensional portals out there and the portals being the people you would meet, the people in Pakistan, Nigeria, or the UAE, these beings that their soul would reside on a dimension 4000 star systems over.
Everything is being very tightly controlled, including every dollar and cent and to whom it should go to and when and how it will be spent, but this is essentially the luciferian mind at work over this dimension.
I have been strongly focused on one simple trivial fact lately and it has been that they are preparing individuals for the eventual premier of the microchip. I see it strongly being programmed into our psyche, Most bank cards and credit cards in Canada have a “chip” on it read by a “chip” reader. There are signs at every reader reminding you it is a “chip” reader. All old bankcards pre chip days have been slowly phased out in the name of protecting consumer’s security and PIN
Also there is an advent that I personally see nobody has touched online and it is the introduction and assimilation of the ‘smart phone’ and ‘apps’ and now google glasses.
The truth is we probably have dozens of microchips all around us this very moment, I wonder if they are ultimately gearing up for individual control, but how they will tie it all together I don’t know, maybe calling it a ‘smart-chip’ or a ‘chip app’ or they will give each microchip implant holder $10,000?/$50,000/$100,000? As a signing bonus, initially wiping most inductees debt in an instant, but most people will just spend their savings away and they will make it easy to accrue massive debt load I mean c’mon food has just jumped like 400% in the past few years here because of their whole idea that it costs more to transport via oil and relating it to wars and such which essentially one little tidbit they left out is every major grocery line was bought up at the turn of the century by secret societies allowing them to tweak the price of food to an almost unaffordable amount and then you throw in the quotient that out of hundreds of thousands of cookies, crackers, soda, cereal, bread, cheese, meat, boxed fish, and everything else is all owned by the same 4-12 corporations.

As well I believe that the microchip scenario will be voluntary so as to not invoke clauses in dimensional and universal law, to see how many people will be chipped just look at how many people own and use smartphones in society and the cult that has started it's roots in the minds of our young, me personally I don't operate with any sort of cell phone anymore, nor credit card, and I have seen how alienated I am from society and even those that choose not to have any form of credit are refused quite a bit in society from renting things to hotel stays, even to meals on flights.
They have began this process, all but slightly, it will be interesting to see if there are islands of people who refuse the microchip the true human beings.

I strongly believe the whole societal structure going on currently is an advanced beta test – they are seeing how many people flock to the smartphones, how many people flock to the websites, what emails they send, what they buy on credit cards, who they talk to and what they say because they are gearing up for a friendly and smart new world order, one that most can live in fluently with no real hinderance.
Not saying close down your accounts and live in a mud hut lol no far from it, but this stuff has been happening for longer than we can all fathom perhaps a decade perhaps two perhaps everything from time of inception is controlled and mapped I have no idea, I just know that my own circumstance would have liked me either thrown in jail, infected with HIV, thrown of a yacht in the carribean, or eaten in a secret society ritual. So we’re not playing a ‘game’ here –far from it.
Even though media will force you to see that this is all just a funny little entertaining happy place to live when it is a world controlled by only a few, that control all facets of human interaction.
Another thing that they have found to have worked is tiring repetition even the basic structure of society is set up to repeat and reinforce every single incursion into your psyche from the commercials on TV –the same four that repeat through your favorite show to the monthly bill with the friendly logo on it, to the people you see every day all day at work, to the signs you see everywhere, people are almost excited to the nine when they see something different, something unfamiliar, something unique.
Anyways enough of my rant for today lol I hope this has helped and thank you for your time.
-Shaun  A. Delage




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MuTT HeaVen





We are at a great time of awakening, a time of intelligence, magnificence, and beauty.

But there is also a dark side to the future, one which goes unseen, and unheard of, mainly because you have to seek out answers in the farthest corners of the world or the internet to find the answers you seek.
It is true that there are people that are far more developed than some of the famous people or celebrities you see, people far more enlightened and that could offer the world more than you can imagine which is why the world is setup to ignore these types so people can focus on what they want you to hear, and by ‘they’ I mean the secret societies running earth, better not to just focus on one like the freemasons, but there is such a vast array of them networked and most of them probably don’t even have a name theoretically.
The system is very scared of giving people that are relatively enlightened or intelligent any sort of renumeration or fame, because they know if they gave the people with true quantities of enlightenment or intelligence it could destabilize the dimension completely and that is just with one being let alone fifty beings of relative enlightened intelligence and spiritual qualities.
This is why we have trivial matters such as the bible, gender issues, sexuality, race, wars, and food to occupy our minds, but they go even further by making people work painstakingly long hours so the mind never has a chance to go into unchartered waters and begin to unravel the mystery.
I have no doubt there is some black magic taking place in reality and am very in tune with this type of observance, because it usually stays one step ahead of all of us. Simply by being more quick, more efficient at bringing over souls, more enlightened dare I say, but it is not of the good kind.
The real true freedom fighters and intelligentsia if given the keys could in effect guide the entire human race to complete liberation but there is so many of these initiated unintelligent beings that hold the keys and furthermore these beings simply gave over the nature and future of their soul to the dark arts.
I have been surprised that even at age 15 I was more intelligent and more eloquent in my English and more cunning than somebody that had 12 million in their bank, and the question has always come up in my mind, why am I not even given $1000 in cash, how about $2000, how about $1,000,000
And why do these people that have zero compassion and zero interest in enlightenment seem to hold all the keys? And the answer goes invariably back to the black magic quotient.
So growing from that and working with my very modest Buddhist monks wage I can make $100 go one thousand times faster than their $1,000,000 because I have had to be very smart playing my role in this reality, and for the most part, especially digitally I think I am superior to most of the characters I have encountered in life given the fact that I live in relative poverty and with nothing comes absolute creativity.
In essence there has to be room for everyone in society or we will keep seeing this negativity prevail, because we tend to ignore the conciousnesses that are forgotten, those scruffy former MBA graduates that you see on the street harvesting trash for their next lunch.
You would think that with limitless money and wealth and creativity we could do things to forward the human race and quite so, the USA could have solved most of their problems with hunger, poverty and crime had they not partook in the wars that have indebted their society, but essentially on other dimensions the USA is very enlightened and yet on others probably the most poor as well, imagine 1000 dimensions operating concurrently where we reside on the one most realistic yet two dimensions over the names are all mixed up with the elite holding all the slave jobs and the slaves on this dimension holding all the status. This is the ultimate game, and they travel well and work to understand whom is who on some places and where they reside on others and observe this game.
I think on many other dimensions, I may have come into this chaos, and have submitted to the dark arts, ironically the war may be with me fighting myself to wage war to become a failure.
What evidence do you have that this is a supreme reality that you exist?
What evidence do you have that this is heaven or hell?
Do you believe the nonsense they regurgitate in the media to us?
Can you believe that we are not permitted to smoke marijuana legally as this is the most enlightened plant in the universe, meanwhile we are ‘permitted’ to ingest copious amounts of pharmaceuticals, alcohol, cigarettes, MSG, Aspartame and poisonous interdimensional cocktails known as coke and pepsi
 Why does every type of enlightenment tend to be from initiated secret society members?
The truth is, things are starting to unravel and it may be a world war that will completely enlighten us and the funny thing is from the office of the PRIME minister of Canada to the office of President of the USA to chancellor of Germany to the royal households of the U.K. to the Netherlands to Quatar are all controlled by alien beings from other planets and other dimensions.
We see people like Stephen Harper and Obama and merkel and Elizabeth but we do not see them all the time, that is the key, we are not permitted too, the fact is they could be spending 10 months out of the year travelling dimensions and only inhabit this dimension 2 months out of the year per se or work with their dimensional initiate doppelganger to further the illusion, meanwhile they are systematically and methodically locking up the last remaining human beings into prisons or infecting them with sickness to make sure this dimension falls.
I am not really content with this so called reality as you can tell, and things that have opened my eyes I have listed in my manifesto so no need to parrot them here but that is one reason I chose a spiritual existence because at one point in this so called history the Church was higher than the state.
 Sometimes it takes a being that is detached from it all to be able to awaken and enlighten others which is why I have also embarked on a decade long quest of inner sight, finding answers, manifestation etc
I strongly believe everything you seek rests within the mind, so wise to welcome things like –wealth, love, success, liberation ( and specify what you want to be liberated from be it, poverty, debt, sickness, ignorance, anger, abusive past, negativity, illusion etc) happiness, luck, wealth, power, adoration, authority, beauty, uniqueness, good health, spituality, universal mind, courage etc
But be sure to send things out the other end of the body such as anger, sickness, poverty, abuse, negativity, cancer, ignorance, hatred, illusion etc, and give it back to the world that gave it to you.
The world needs many more enlightened beings, are you up for the task?
-          Shaun A. Delage





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Much of life is a test, in a sense… A test of how much you have solved the issue of ignorance.
The divine powers rest you in a realm where pretty much anything is available to assimilate and test you to see if you will advance yourself.
Many people read one or two books here and there and give up. It is funny, because there are so many methods to input information, be it Buddhist discourses to audiobooks to videos
But one must be careful too, not to distract solely
I have never looked at my time here as an amusement, and many people do.
I have never wasted a day, perhaps a few hours in the day to lounge or rest but for the most part most of my days on earth have been very successful in ridding myself of ignorance.
It is amusing to think of how I was when I was 20, and many of my current goals would have seemed pretty trivial in a sense
Most people all they do is work and look forward to the weekends when they can booze and chill
I have been in a state of a spiritual life for more than a decade now, and it is amusing because I can’t find enough time in the day to do all I need to forward myself and I have no idea how somebody with more normal concepts operate, and I am sad thinking of it because the people involved in the usual ritual of life can maybe muster up an hour or two a day to forward themselves in the manner that I speak of.
Some days, I am like oh man, another ten hours to muddle about but it’s not like there is any sort of choice on my behalf, I am not fit for the usual ritual and fail miserably and have long since retired at age 31
I just ordered my Doctor in Metaphysics course and Doctor of the Universe
It will be an interesting time in the next few months to prepare for these enhancements.
It is funny to observe all realms of entertainment from the conspiracy far left to the more global far right and get my pseudo dose of information from a mish mash of between the two- I also like to keep up with pop culture, and celebrity culture along with some really bizarre blogs that I couldn’t even classify if I tried.
I have never wanted to compete with other blogs or be a blitz in your face news site with 1000 news stories a day to keep up with, I have always felt that I personally offer a unique perspective and much like the Buddhist monk discourses –I don’t prepare anything ahead of time, I just type
I believe strongly in a godly power or divinity but not counting out gender or sexuality I tend to imagine them as a female or intersexed feline hybrid from a few galaxies over that has inherited our galaxies
But to think in the extreme vague opens one up to the possibility of the universe
Also to extend your aura beyond that of our cosmos is a tough thing to grasp because where to put it…it is never ending when you work with energy.
Recently a cat male named fecklar has come to me in the form of a spirit protector tribal necklace
His main/mane goal is to protect it’s owner and I am thankful
I am also thankful to my readers who follow me where they place their faith in something quite vague a sort of spirituality one lacking in biblical concepts and loosely construed of Buddhism as the path along with endless techno to perform mundane tasks-even meditation!
But one not agree with my entire thoughtform to be expressive spiritually I just think I provide a safe space online intellectually and spiritually to grow and I have provided many links to aid you in your growth an almost xtacy pill of enlightenment when you first encounter the church of techno
The blog and ministry is a reflection of myself so I always write or provide information as if I happened to stumble on these words and try and imagine the reverend saint behind the blog or the person that has offered 1700 ebooks for sale or the person behind the youtube vids
But essentially it isn’t all me, it is also inclusive of you.
You are the Church of Techno *smile*
-          Rev. Shaun A. Delage




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What a wonderful past few weeks – I know I haven’t written as much but all a reader need to is look back on my discourses to get a dose of the rave reverend
Some phenomenal things have happened the past while –it is spring, a time of renewal and new paths and ideas
I was meditating and the thought occurred to me to check into the audio book aspect of the literary world and found a publisher that records them and you pay a one time fee and they take care of the distribution aspect of the whole thing
What an awesome idea, I think my books are not geared toward the literary side but new ideas and many people prefer to listen to a book rather than sit for ten hours to read it. I am not putting the idea of a written works out of the question, I just have to be smart not being a grammar nut etc
It has come to me in meditation which is why I stress the power of meditation and being able to calmly and compassionately reflect on ones life
I believe also you have a chance to finally commune with the spirits guiding your life
I also believe you need techno haha because it helps put the mind in a pseudo trance so you can fulfill endless monotonous tasks with ease
Quite a bit of stuff has been in the news lately, I won’t touch on it because this isn’t a news site
It is funny, when I did my Ph.D the question on it alluded that gay men will go to hell if they lay with another man
I have never advocated debasing sexuality and am happy to say that I am one of only a handful of faiths that accept all sexualities
I don’t think being gay is about asking for forgiveness for your sins either
But I do strongly believe that you must constantly ask for forgiveness, from speaking about somebody negatively to killing hundreds of ants that invade your home, you must constantly ask for forgiveness as much as enlightenment and many people won’t so their karma keeps adding on
It is unfortunate too that most people you encounter on a daily basis are in karmically unfortunate employment from bankers to food prep to lawyers to hybrids of the system
Don’t get me wrong, you must provide for your family but it should be in something that is not a karmic hinderance like constantly killing animals all day
One of the Buddhist principals in right way or right employment
It is funny to be an introvert writer because I am basically starting with nothing and have zero capabilities at networking or anything extroverts do to forward themselves
I can only imagine how many introverts there are that choose to sit at home and be with their cat and a glass of wine than hit the clubs and forward themselves socially
It is okay whatever you are doing but you can also work on yourself constantly
One of the greatest teachings of Buddhism is evolution, and constant evolving
To be fully enlightened isn’t easy, but to keep your enlightenment seems the going task.
Rev. Dr. Shaun A. Delage




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