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We’re taught, actually engrained into our psyche’s that everything happens in an instant. Instant gratification, instant purchase, instant download, instant showtime, instant pleasure, instant instant lol if you want to see real results in your life, which some very successful people know, is to work on something for years upon years, like a book, or honing your art skills, or meditating your reality.

Truth is, there is a maddening amount of information out there, and I mean all aspects of every scenario, and you have viewpoints and opinions of people from all walks of life on conspiracies and the esoteric.

I want to write that everything will be okay, but deep down in the back of my mind I know that everything is not okay. There is just a mind numbing amount of illusion out there, and there is a vast conspiracy over our minds playing out, in a sense this hidden world plays with your mind, feeding you gore and horror and shapes it in the form of alien looking people on the news telling you what to think and believe. I know from my research that if people were to embark on a decade long quest (even online) to find answers to this reality it would take eons. Just the amount of information out there is just completely nutz.

One reason why I became a spiritual leader, is so that I could embark on my own path of redemption and solitude and show others that there is a world that is yours and it rests with the mind. This war on the mind is so vastly complex that nobody has been able to collect a shred of evidence of its existence. But only when you live with nature, in the forest and are able to live in solitude and quietly shape your own awareness and not be tempted with millions of TV shows and endless pages of the newspapers can you fully come to terms with the fact that our world is a pretty damn complex illusion.

But….we are gifted, we are more intelligent than the matrix makes us believe.

Only when you begin to actually find the answers yourself and experience them in this waking reality will you ever discover the true answers. Quite some many billions are living out there lives in complete and factual illusion. And it’s true that our spiritual guides pick up on this and only the most intelligent complex old souls are regarded as wise but also given spiritual guides that are wise, if not wiser than the person they are protecting. So many new souls in this prison planet and so many will never discover the facts that this is all an illusion. But, to make it, and live out your time here you must be comfortable with living in the said illusion and work with it as much as possible to achieve your enlightenment.

If faced with the prospect of coming back another round to learn it all again, eat delish foods, experience money and life and love or ascending to a realm of pure energy, love and beauty…sadly most choose to return to this place, or one of countless dimensions like it happening concurrently.

The path of the spiritual leader isn’t easy, either you're ripping people off, or feeding them illusion, or you have gone through untold amounts of trauma and adversity and have lived through it enough to be able to lead others out of this maze, and people will call you crazy or weird because of some of the experiences you have been though... but the funny thing is, that the trauma does not just ‘go away’ every day is a constant reminder of how close you came, to the end, to the absolute end, and if you had not lived the last ten years of adult hood and died at age 16 what an unfortunate circumstance that would have been simply because you are contracted to come back and learn it all again, until you get the lessons.

I think faced with the prospect of this materialist and sense based world sadly most people aren’t enlightened enough in the astral or spiritual to understand that this place has a hold over people or we wouldn’t keep coming back. Our senses are so limited, we cannot grasp what it is like to be a gelatinous being ten dimensions over sleeping in some muck and seaweed... so we have no clue what a diverse universe is actually out there and the fact that all of us old souls have been literally kidnapped and soul trapped in this place with a bunch of new souls and hell based souls flaunting wealth in our faces while we simply revolted against the prison systems in place in our homes.

Only when you begin to look past the cheap microwave dinner, and the pain in your arm or whatever and begin to wake up and realize that cells and all you are worth $55,000,000,000 (billion)

Only in the past while have we been engrained in our minds that none of us are special, that none of us matter, and you see it in lines every where you go in public, endless cattle.

You are something VERY BEAUTIFUL. I hope you take the time to discover that in the coming years.

-Shaun A. Delage

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I used to always have a dissatisfaction of where I lived, be it the city or in a shoebox apartment, never would I have ever dreamed that I would be living in a loft cabin in the forest with a family.

This is why in my manifestation I group things in with wealth, because I don’t want my entire manifestation to be wasted just solely looking for money.

I live in a detached cabin about 100 steps from the main road in a resort community surrounded by forest and I feed a few squirrels some seeds every week I put out some sunflower seeds, pumpkin seeds, raisins, cranberries, pecans, and this week I am going to give them a few dried apricots as a treat.

We have deer that snack on bushes outside our front living room window, and my panorama outside the living room and kitchen is a beautiful forest interlude with the passing seasons, my view the past decade has been a parking lot and ocean a few blocks away and a busy city street

Never before had I dreamed I would be living this rural. I actually moved in and out twice, the first time I didn’t think I could do it, I felt in a sense like I would be cut off from everything but it is exactly the opposite a 2 minute drive away I can get sushi, donairs and subway which is funny, I don’t know why it was such a big deal the first time because I rarely leave the house and most of my waking life is on the internet.

My last living situation was with family and it just was brutal people coming into the apartment all the time and the phone ringing off the hook, and a bird that emitted thousands of chirps a day I was literally trapped in a room or cell and spent about 3 years in there lost in my virtual world of my book.

Now I have more freedom, and a better diet, when I had to live on my own I really struggled on my income, I figured out dozens of ways I could turn hamburger into multitudes of meals, from cheeseburgers to slowcooker stews and patties to filler for pasta and it was tough.

One of the reasons I started my book, because I wanted a way out creatively –I went from living with the illusion of nothing to worry about financially to worrying about every single dollar and now I have more of a fluid financial outlook, I feel like I have more buying power, more structure, more love and more substance and purpose. I truly believe that one does not realize their true potential until they have to live with poverty, and sacrifice, within limits. Most people are relatively co-dependent and just float from relationship to relationship in a sense, it was a very empowering experience to be truly on my own so to speak, but not one I would repeat, but also I am afforded a pension that gives me certain freedoms over people that have to work, so limiting financially but a life of true independence, one that allows me time to focus on enlightenment, so a reason why I continue to serve my world with my projects, I feel free.

Caring for two daughter felines is quite the task because they have totally opposite personalities, on one hand I have pickles, whom is a kitten only a few years old, very independent and a hunter, eats only chow. And on the other hand I have MissTivitz a senior cat, whom is so affectionate I swear you could cuddle her for 22 hours a day and that still isn’t enough, she loves to nuzzle in and eats pate most of the time and chow when she has too.

Balancing both the felines needs and characteristics has been one of my greatest challenges and comforts.

I have aligned perfectly with the energies of the earth and nature being out here – rather than synthetic urban design, it is comforting and therapeutic in a sense, because I get to live as a monk without all the rules and restrictions.

I feel so accomplished having given up virtual slots, smoking, and smoking 420. However I don’t judge people who choose vice, if a joint came my way these days I wouldn’t hesitate but smoke it lol

I have found I have a very difficult obsessive and addictive personality so to balance that in me, teaches me that I can temper my cravings and desires. I still drink alcohol on weekends however and it is a fun little vice, I mean I have to have something.

In a way I really miss these things in my life, all three, but with virtual slots it is easy to spend every waking cent I have on those fun cartoonish games, and with smoking with the rate I smoke I would die by 47 yrs old and I have officially quit for 2 months now and I have saved $360 so that is just epic. And with marijuana I honestly love this too much, it opens my creative center and allows me to be very focused on games and silly stuff, I wrote most of my book while high and did my thousand pieces of art –honestly I wouldn’t have been able to do that much art without going insane if I didn’t smoke some 420.

But with my illness It is probably the worst thing on earth for me, It causes extreme paranoia, hinders my decision making skills, and causes psychosis. So happy to say goodbye to all three.

I think to be truly enlightened –at some point an individual needs to align themselves with nature, at some point in their lives. I don’t think it comes down to the food you eat or how cleaned out your colon is lol but what you think about, your thought process, and the choices you make, the things you visualize and dream about and the people you surround yourself with. It exactly has to do with your surroundings, if you want wealth then you should be in a higher income neighbourhood mimicking higher income people, listening to classical music once and a while and watching a movie meant for the 40+ crowd, learning a few new words, surrounding your perception with thoughts and entertainment of the opulent and perhaps a glass of red wine once and awhile.

So all in all I feel like I have achieved what most absolutely cannot, a forest loft to meditate in, a life free from negativity, beautiful natural surroundings, a cute caring man to share it with and a family to laugh with and experience life. Meditation found me early on in life, a divine and mixed interlude of positive karma and fortunate circumstances, I feel blessed beyond any comprehension and look forward to my future in a life free from addiction, pain, and trauma/sadness. The manifestation is definitely working!

-Shaun A. Delage 

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I have been listening to a lot of material lately that makes one think we are in a ‘prison planet’ Hence the Alex Jones site that takes the same namesake, but I have learnt after many years immersed in virtual reality that the world is more of a Virtual World.

People think because we have such a complex paradigm to think about and much of it evil, I have come to the conclusion that the world does have a certain degree of love and compassion involved in it. And my Buddhist nature has taught me that you, yourself arrange for all of the events in your life so that you may better understand humanity.

It’s not a fair world when you have things that happen in the moment like beatings and murders but that has left me with an unsolvable equation…Why would an all present omnipotent being that knows all allow things like serial killers to run rampant. But the other side of me thinks that it has to do with a dualistic nature of earth where there are equally evil forces and good natured forces to balance the negativity. This is why the Buddhist natured side of me believes that there may in fact be no god or Christ or messiah but rather in each and every person lies god and the divine.

When I look at other magnificently wealthy faiths I tend to see quite a traumatic amount of illusion in all of them, where I have found the most answers lays in the Buddhist discourses of dozens of monks in the thai tradition, hence the godhead being present in each of these individuals and able to speak through them, where the more organized religions have a sole priest dictating what is correct or you simply go to hell and burn for all of eternity.

For me personally that doesn’t make sense, and I have found some catholics in my own life to have gone to church every Sunday and listen to this garbage and after 50 years they still remain full of hatred, ignorance, sadness, and anger. Also void of any sort of compassion.

Only in Buddhism can you practice on your own in solitude for years, never needing to be programmed, only in Buddhism can you practice with several faiths or beliefs and only in Buddhism does it permit one being to look inside themselves for the answers rather than outward towards the sky.

I am aware of things like the astral world, parallel dimensions, hell, heaven, earth, buddhic planes, alien worlds and the lower realms. I feel honoured that I get to live here in the present in a world where nothing is permanent. So my virtual world theory proves to be the most comforting scenario.

I looked on several TV websites and saw if any clicked with me, like GlobalTV, CTV etc and 99% of the stuff on there was pretty lame, I don’t know why the whole world is sucked into this, season-by-season phenomena. It keeps us involved in a day to day ritual which is against humanity, because to achieve true greatness you need to work at something for several years and not many people are willing to work at something for longer than an hour. This is why corporations break down the day into modules like work for two hours then meeting, then work another hour, then team meeting then lunch then work three hours then break then meet the boss then work another half hour and day is done. If they sat us in front of a sewing machine for 8 hours on end like in the undeveloped countries people would literally go insane.

In my eventual occurrence of a life I have had some great adversity but I have also had some profound karmic rewards, and not many people can be as lucky as I am, therefore grow with a greater hatred for their own life and what they have chosen for themselves, how the coal miner must feel when he sees a hot young twink make 180 million more than him last year, and this system is by far very, very unfair with it’s rituals and makeup but things could be far worse.

My meditation is pretty advanced to explain it here in text without showing it in person is a travesty would be hard to do, but I am going to lay it out for some people that are even minor meditators will be able to adapt to this scenario to bring them wealth and luck and prosperity or love or calm or happiness, whatever you seek. It also helps to have somebody you trust explain it a bit rather than a 33 degree freemason lol

Start by sitting calmly, and please use aids such as various crystal balls, stones, wands, or charms, and other things like mandelas and graphs, or incense…. whatever you need to help with this process, because crystals can be charged and were most likely put here by aliens, and they were here for hundreds of thousands of years before you and will be here for many more after you. Crystals appreciate being cleansed when you get them and love warmth and to listen to your thoughts and meditate with you. They can help you achieve the greatest possible outcome in the shortest amount of time, if you’re unsure of what to get.... start with quartz and research the other stones and their properties.

Ok back to meditation lol sitting still with a shawl in silence, to techno, to yoga music, in the dark, dim, candlelight is all up to you. And just relax yourself. This is where most people don’t advance past, now I tend to draw a connection between the crystal and I, and then use it to circumnavigate the globe a few times and then draw in all the wealth, power, authority that I can like a vortex into my head, then I repeat “all the worlds power, all the worlds authority, all the worlds wealth into my crown”

Then I tend to repeat some power words like “wealth, power, authority, love, liberation, calm, prosperity, happiness, enlightenment, money” etc for quite some time

Then I focus the energy downwards through my bottom and send the negativity downwards through the earth and focus on sending all traces of negativity, hate, poverty, adversity, abuse, sadness, sickness, disease, negative karma, trauma-Back to the earth that gave it to me so it can use the energy for good.

Then I visualize what I want, the life I want, the material things I need for quite some time and this is the hardest part to do........ sometimes I go back to the other things above and then when I remember my mind has drifted I go back to visualization. Usually fall somewhat unconscious by this point nodding off unless I have banging techno lol

Ever since I have meditated and contested- I have been profoundly lucky –to list the things I have won =

• $3000 trip across Canada, to Montreal –flights, spending money, shopping spree, and hotel
• $1200 at sport check – a chav store here in Canada
• $1200 Presidents Choice Grocery giftcards
• 3 ipads
• Two skipasses for whistler
• $500 Visas and $500 in toys
• A Beauty and the Beast theatre trip to the interior including hotel, dinner, and theatre
• 2 xboxes – 2nd generation and first generation
• Stuffed panda
• Korean fan
• Mens shave kit
• Skull Candy $300 headphones
• Spice mill
• A Year of phone service and new cordless phones and plane travel across Canada
• Kobo Ebook reader x2 and $300 in Chapters bookstore giftcards
• Wallpaper worth $600
• & a box of steaks !!

May fortunate luck find you as well in the new year, thanks for reading.

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FiSh TreAT

To live a spiritual existence, amidst an information age seems ironic in a sense because there will always be people trying to pull your attention away from yourself, and into their own enlightenment.

Simple songs, blogs, chats, business, the news, everything is garnering your attention in some degree.

It takes a person of incalculable wisdom, to understand and follow the creators wish for you to become enlightened. Not many people are fortunate to live a spiritual existence, but you too can become enlightened with two hours a day of meditation and introspection.

These days I devote about two solid hours to meditation sometimes getting 4-6 hrs, and I am fortunate to be surrounded by the forest in my forest ashram.

Believe me, if you became obsessive about meditating you would go insane, it takes a person with quite a bit of patience to even sit still in silence for a half an hour, if you are not used to meditation there is some wonderful guided ones at the bottom of this ministry that you can download, and other things like wealth attraction, who doesn’t like wealth lol

But there is a multitude of things to aid you to come to peace with oneself. I also recommend taking a ten day meditation retreat c/o vipassana if you are fortunate enough…I know I list them on my manifesto but things like this are rather enigmatic.

Personally if you are lucky and fortunate enough in this life and can take 12 days out to meditate then all the power to you – you are perhaps more fortunate than most living beings currently.

I always thought in my mind when I was taking vipassana man this is like a cult, perhaps it is, who knows? A cult though would suck you in and you would never be able to leave, vipassana on the other hand sort of wants people to get going and scram lol

I learnt about myself, my path, suffering, crime, sadness, slavery, enlightenment all in one little course.

I mostly learnt that I was here to fulfill a greater spiritual purpose because I am here as a person that has made mistakes- so many I can’t count. And you can continue on as you have been and not even let it register who the hell you are until you work to better yourself.

Then you begin to understand that there are multitudes of beings that are corralled in this reality suffering to simple instinct and countless humans and animals that are not given the opportunity to look within and become enlightened.

I have to say me finding vipassana was pure fluke, one that the “others” that were around me at the time didn’t see coming. I was on a walk home when I came across the spiritual leader of vipassana speaking at the plaza of nations in Vancouver.

It is funny how enlightenment can find you in the strangest of places, and when you are suffering the most, most likely have to return 15,000 times b4 you get it.

That is the path that most are on, coming back here 15k times, and they somewhat understand, you can tell it in them, they are crass, ignorant, angry and just a lil worker bee with no other set goals or a path.

Me, I was heavily involved with monarch sciences at the time I found vipassana, was just charged with 6 charges including a weapons charge, I had initiates gathering all around for the path of my soul, I was using methamphetamine quite a bit, recovering from abuse, facing life as an extremely poor person, being abused in a relationship not to mention being literally starved on a hippy diet which made me more susceptible to the programming.

It found me, and they sent people to watch me and to try and mess things up for me.

But I made it.

Now I take being a spiritual leader quite seriously, one being nobody has stepped up to represent ravers in a faith, nor conspiracy, nor philosophy in the new millennium, the faiths currently are thousands year old illusions whom couldn’t offer one ounce of enlightenment to their followers, only illusion and hatred.

It is ironic to be in this time, the new pope has been chosen and we enter a new era of time after 2012

I was always looking onto 2013, was a bit scared of the possibilities however.

Let’s welcome in 2020

-        Shaun A. Delage

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Seperation of oneself from the past seems to be societies greatest struggle …but more than that it is the individual humans struggle as well with things like addiction to drugs and alcohol to cover up the pain of a life.

What is life but a pseudo prison sentence with freedoms. Constant barrage of information regarding your pseudo captivity is hidden from you at all times while being masked in the aura of free market enterprise and capitalism

In a world with almost infinite things to buy it is tough for one not to be materialist

In my gay community materialism seems to be the leading characteristic amongst gay people along with the addiction to sex and alcohol

I don’t attempt to vilify sex or alcohol either while funny to be seen as a conservative raver in my discourses it is ok to drink it is ok to have sex and shoot a load it is ok to buy a $1000 jacket on your visa

But what I am saying is that when materialism runs your life that is all you become

You only become the $400 jacket you bought that was regular $1000

It seems people have lost their spiritual and ancient purpose so they mask it in their slavery and materialism – it seems to be a catch all for those that have no direction or abilities

I have always blogged that people that are inherent slave minded do anything they can to prop up their innermost slave state while ignoring the greater societal issues, simply because they are too busy slaving away to take notice. Then when they are not slaving away it is this endless chase for sex and booze and drugs to mask their pain and injuries sustained while slaving

Slavery is something we all have to live with but what would life be like without slavery

Well people would not have so many burdens like mortgages, endless and tiring debt, addictions etc

When one begins to strip away the layers of illusion in their life it is amusing to note those that scatter around you like locusts trying to repopulate the ideology that you so despise.

Stripping away layers of illusion is tiring and exhaustive work in the mind because you can literally feel when your being stepped on and most don’t do anything about it

Then you have people and like I spoke of materialism I also want to go into social life a bit more

It seems those without an active social life are vilified as psychotics and funny thing is when you practice isolation that is one of the only methods you have to experience peace and enlightenment and ascension and a world without illusion

You are simply left with the self. Most people cannot handle their being. Their presence. They find themselves boring or whatever But funny thing is too that those that block ascension in all avenues in their lives seem to be the most bored. Those that welcome ascension and evolution are constantly welcoming new experiences in their presence

I have really been questioning my place in the world lately

I have been pondering the Buddhist monastic life in depth

I have been relating society to me

Tirelessly searching for a purpose, a reason for being here, a career …anything

Seems to be the hobbies I have besides my enlightenment is the gym and meditation lol quite the life

This reminds me of my anomalous state

That I am here to oppose the structure in place with a Christ consciousness

I have qualms with god and divinity but nothing that cant be solved without some ascension

I question my beings role here and how much of an oppositional force I am in the system

It is a setback , you feel defeated, injured etc

Somebody said to me you have the same chance here as everyone else

I seriously question that because not many average folk have had what I went through on my captivation document and live to tell about it

While the document scares away people that are not likeminded it allows me the power to enter likeminded souls lives and make an impression

I don’t believe that my going public I am going to change people

But the goals of this virtual ministry to is to help others ascend and liberate the written word and do that which is right

Not many gay, Buddhist, raver, perpetual teen, reverends out there lol

Time to make it last I say

-          Shaun A. Delage

I will add a post script to this posting which is rare indeed for my blog while most posts follow the same artistic code it is funny because most may wonder about the graphics on here and most of em are all created by meh and who am I well here is a recent pic of me in my bathroom mirror with the camera phone. hottie or cutie well I will let you decide lolz I was just talking to afriend about how I get mistaken for 16/17 all the time but funny I am not an egotist mainly because I used to be 300 lbs... not anymore I am proud of how far I have come. so cutie or studbuddy you decide but haha I know I wont be single for much longer trying to smile at some hawties :) sorry is kinda blurry lolz cant do much about that :P not many reverends that look like me I figure and they lie, they touch themselves... they just dont want to say they do lol priests

fav hoodie (now worn out/faded so rare pic zomg)

still have an aura that is tripped, messed , slick, whacked

Rev. Dr. Shaun A. Delage DD MA

Matrix Techno Universalist

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Nazis control technology

No better way to celebrate a new day then with a new discourse and the discourses have shifted to visual for the past while I have been focusing on input rather than output

My whole computer underwent a full system restore and I lost years worth of stuff but is all relative because my art folder and my writing from about a month ago is safe.

What I did lose was about 9000 books quite the setback but also my music except 90hrs worth of blindspot techno di.fm

Well, it has been personally and technologically apocalyptic I don’t really mind. I mean the thoughts did register to at least download my whole computer to an external harddrive. This all made me think of what is going on on a larger scale and exactly how it affects each and every one of us. But by this I also mean that the red lettering on your birth certifcate may also serve as a depository of karmic obstacle by the state.

Nobody would imagine their being trading on the human stock market of the people that live below ground in underground networks as opposed to above ground in our reality. The only saving grace rests with a simple causality to make yourself known every chance you get and leave a paper trail etc but funny thing too the internet acts as its own psuedo depository of information where we are the original trailblazers in our future time everything we know on the net and intellectually will be able to fit on a zip chip

Not saying that a person can be completely wiped from the system in a few strokes. There are many corporate entities out there likewise with the greater slave programs working alongside other procrument clones. To achive what we call this reality in front of us. The only way one can see the actual workings of reality is to detach oneself from the reality as much as possible. Then you begin to see exactly how it all fits into place. Being a digital hermit or whatever may seem a bit odd. Another thing I have been in thought about is the buddhist monk thing. This is something that I see as a reality for me since I despise everything about the system and its workings and its inhabitants at the moment so it would make sense to shed everything and just move into a hut in the forest

I mean I have quit smoking, quit drugs, quit alcohol, am debt free, intelligent, aware, awake, hold a valid passport, don’t need therapy at this point (imagine that lol, guess it would suck to talk to somebody in depth about my captivation document-the captivated piece is like a cult in itself the document has its own stock ticker lol)

So personal apocalypse aside people are generally wading the storm In my travels I have found there are some horribly debt ridden people that are miserable and just use food to cover up their pain when in fact they could provide a life for themselves if they dared to expand their mind more or for that matter profess a belief in some sort of divine entity that keeps everything at peace so you may exist.

Writing itself is a very intimate encounter not to say it should be in some sex shop or in a xxx theatre but it is almost as intimate in form because it is logged for perpetuity. In writing I have always never feared any information I release. I have never questioned my perceptive ability to relay information. When you see some of the intricacies of the matrix float together in some dream like appartus you have to have faith. Not many people in life are ordained into gnostic buddhist meditation. This is something you know you inhabit not to say the least.

While it is ok to renounce it all and move to the forest it takes some time. You don’t just say Hi I am moving in you just come on your own accord at your own free will which could be decided in decades of meditation

The only thing holding me back at the moment is my need to medicate, excersise, and my love for men, my hair, and eating after noon. I actually don’t mind eating a few banana chips or whatever at midnight who knows maybe I was destined to form my own meditation centre called the Church of techno !

I kinda like it being virtual at this point !

Anyways I am all typed out catcha later blogbuddiez

-          Shaun A. Delage 

CHURCH OF TECHNO (ALCHEMY OF SOUND)

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