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Showing posts with label swindling gurus. Show all posts

Pony Panty





It is funny to live in the country as opposed to a city, I barely see any human contact other than my partner and the beings I do see around me are squirrels, deer, spiders and of course my cat and birds but this should be how it should be for everyone, imagine if everyone in the city got paid to live for two years surrounded by nature, you would have a new understanding of life and begin to look at the world from a more feral existence.
I can see the small creatures struggling all around me, from the baby fawn that ventures out after a rain storm to a slug slowly meandering by my porch, I only try and make their day a bit easier by plopping down a piece of lettuce for the slug or hand feeding some bread to the deer.
For some of these creatures, it is engrained into their minds to be incredibly fearful of humans, but I hope I show them that there is at least one that is nice and won’t carve a piece out of them to eat in my stew.
Living out here has given me a new affinity with nature and I almost feel quite elven and can look outside and feel I am just as a part of this world as they are. It brings me a new unity with these creatures and essentially that is what my distant native roots are passed through the ancestral lines.
I have the choice to be a part of the world however with coffee shops and stores and subway a ten minute walk away and I choose to be surrounded by these trees and animals and live in solitude and peace because I know the bigger metropolises attract some pretty insane characters and are on some pretty vivid ley lines as well so there is always chaos in bigger cities, and nothing ever happens out here. I swear if there was a murder in my village it would cause shockwaves through the whole town and people would be rattled but you hear of 4 or 5 a night in Vancouver for example. Even to hear a siren is a rare thing, it just makes me laugh being such an urbanite to be out here as a forest monk.
I have been losing interest in television lately since I found my ebook to mp3 program and I am on like my 7th or 8th book in the past couple weeks and am actually listening to my own book on my ipod which is just great for an author, it helps me believe in the project even more because I can hear that it is an awesome story.
I think life is a multitude of choices and I feel that the world does not want people to become totally intelligent because they become a vocal apparatus to the system that is controlling us, because they can read or whatever accounts of varying stories that shape their belief system. I like Icke he is an okay guy, pretty welcoming of diversity but the guy is a fucking nutball but then I ask myself is there anyone else? Sadly the answer is no. It always gets to me when I look into conspiracy and then I find out the person is bigoted or homophobic because doesn’t that just go against the whole nature of conspiracy I mean to question diversity even when it is present in nature just seems silly for somebody supposedly preaching about ascension and evolution hehe
Which is why I remain one of the ONLY few churches virtual or physical that welcomes all sexualities and leaves your diverse nature up to you. Gay =ok /Str8 = haha that is ok too but these days there is all types of fetishes and oddness thanks to the internet so got a furry or brony fix ok you are welcome here at the Church of techno hehehe trying to relay that one to a mainstream church might be a tad bit challenging lol
So if your ebook, your faith, your friend, your family, your news, your conspiracy theorist, belief system or education preaches against diversity and remains homophobic then chances are there is not much merit in what they are trying to preach –just sayin’
Well I hope this weekend brings each and every one of you a great time, Please be courageous as we move into the near future, it will bring it’s challenges !

-Shaun A. Delage




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Fried Lettuce





We’re taught, actually engrained into our psyche’s that everything happens in an instant. Instant gratification, instant purchase, instant download, instant showtime, instant pleasure, instant instant lol if you want to see real results in your life, which some very successful people know, is to work on something for years upon years, like a book, or honing your art skills, or meditating your reality.
Truth is, there is a maddening amount of information out there, and I mean all aspects of every scenario, and you have viewpoints and opinions of people from all walks of life on conspiracies and the esoteric.
I want to write that everything will be okay, but deep down in the back of my mind I know that everything is not okay. There is just a mind numbing amount of illusion out there, and there is a vast conspiracy over our minds playing out, in a sense this hidden world plays with your mind, feeding you gore and horror and shapes it in the form of alien looking people on the news telling you what to think and believe. I know from my research that if people were to embark on a decade long quest (even online) to find answers to this reality it would take eons. Just the amount of information out there is just completely nutz.
One reason why I became a spiritual leader, is so that I could embark on my own path of redemption and solitude and show others that there is a world that is yours and it rests with the mind. This war on the mind is so vastly complex that nobody has been able to collect a shred of evidence of its existence. But only when you live with nature, in the forest and are able to live in solitude and quietly shape your own awareness and not be tempted with millions of TV shows and endless pages of the newspapers can you fully come to terms with the fact that our world is a pretty damn complex illusion.
But….we are gifted, we are more intelligent than the matrix makes us believe.
Only when you begin to actually find the answers yourself and experience them in this waking reality will you ever discover the true answers. Quite some many billions are living out there lives in complete and factual illusion. And it’s true that our spiritual guides pick up on this and only the most intelligent complex old souls are regarded as wise but also given spiritual guides that are wise, if not wiser than the person they are protecting. So many new souls in this prison planet and so many will never discover the facts that this is all an illusion. But, to make it, and live out your time here you must be comfortable with living in the said illusion and work with it as much as possible to achieve your enlightenment.
If faced with the prospect of coming back another round to learn it all again, eat delish foods, experience money and life and love or ascending to a realm of pure energy, love and beauty…sadly most choose to return to this place, or one of countless dimensions like it happening concurrently.
The path of the spiritual leader isn’t easy, either you're ripping people off, or feeding them illusion, or you have gone through untold amounts of trauma and adversity and have lived through it enough to be able to lead others out of this maze, and people will call you crazy or weird because of some of the experiences you have been though... but the funny thing is, that the trauma does not just ‘go away’ every day is a constant reminder of how close you came, to the end, to the absolute end, and if you had not lived the last ten years of adult hood and died at age 16 what an unfortunate circumstance that would have been simply because you are contracted to come back and learn it all again, until you get the lessons.
I think faced with the prospect of this materialist and sense based world sadly most people aren’t enlightened enough in the astral or spiritual to understand that this place has a hold over people or we wouldn’t keep coming back. Our senses are so limited, we cannot grasp what it is like to be a gelatinous being ten dimensions over sleeping in some muck and seaweed... so we have no clue what a diverse universe is actually out there and the fact that all of us old souls have been literally kidnapped and soul trapped in this place with a bunch of new souls and hell based souls flaunting wealth in our faces while we simply revolted against the prison systems in place in our homes.
Only when you begin to look past the cheap microwave dinner, and the pain in your arm or whatever and begin to wake up and realize that cells and all you are worth $55,000,000,000 (billion)
Only in the past while have we been engrained in our minds that none of us are special, that none of us matter, and you see it in lines every where you go in public, endless cattle.
You are something VERY BEAUTIFUL. I hope you take the time to discover that in the coming years.

-Shaun A. Delage




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I have never asked for a dime from a single person, nor have I received more than a few dollars in many years, as well, I have never weaved fantasy or fiction, my life story is the truth. Be careful of your money and your time invested in people there is a lot of suffering in the world, that is all I have wanted to alleviate. This continues to be a buddhist ministry rather than a christian ministry, a non denominational virtual church, I don't claim to be a guru of any sort, only a simple buddhist monk and reverend of the Church of Techno. 


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