HaWaiian SalaManDeR

The challenge of life gets to people I think, for my own comfort and solace I find refuge in the life of a Buddhist monk, which makes me thankful for the simple luxuries I do have.

It is funny, everyone is striving for wealth it seems, but this is all an illusion, because there is far more wealthy people in the world than you can imagine, if you look at the high rises in a major city, you can’t help but think that somebody must own them, or a few

I think the thing that scares most people is that even if you are supremely wealthy and sophisticated the fact is that you can lose it all. And the notion that keeps people without wealth or power going is that you can go farther than your dreams in this reality.

Something that scares people from all walks of life, is losing the comforts of home. We are very fortunate in the west to live a comfortable and safe existence. But the truth is, it can be taken away in an instant.

The threat of a new world war or a supervirus or a terrorist nuclear bombing or another country collapsing is a reality for all of us.

Truth is, this reality is happening for about a quarter of the world right now, forced to walk for ten days to find refuge or political asylum in a neighbouring country to escape the bloodshed or unimaginable horrors going on that people are running away from.

Religion I hate to say is the main cause of all of this strife, race comes in a close second and money third.

Just an unfathomable amount of pain and sadness and horror in the name of god or (place appropriate divine being here) Which is one reason why I always have a mixed emotion about the titles I carry, one of them being reverend, I wanted to offer a point of view that doesn’t discriminate, that is compassionate, and respects all faiths and includes techno and mystery.

I think if people see at least one reverend that they can click with other than some weird old koot spewing blabber from a book written by god knows how many people purporting to be the word of the almighty, then they can stop saying that “all religion is evil” if everyone made their own belief system instead of blindly following others, or thousands year old weird rituals this world would be a better place.

I think the reason why there isn't as many reverends out there is that they haven’t discovered that they essentially are god. Their mind is god, their beautiful flesh body is god, just the mystery of how your body operates in a sack of skin is something nobody really contemplates and when you discover that there is just so much beauty to your thought process if you refine it, and have the ability to compassionately love every single being no matter what –then the almighty has done its work on you.

 Nobody knows what’s happening next, that is the beauty of this place, however there are some that have the entire timeline at their disposal and can see what is going to happen next and don’t get me started on alien intervention in society.

It seems like the present moment is a manifestation of all historical events past and future so what you can do to make your move, does matter, even if your part is very small.

Simply giving $3 to a cat charity once a month, or sending your insane relative a nice letter, or buying your partner a rose, or smiling at somebody in text online :) saving half your sandwich for the very filthy bag lady outside in the rain, it all matters.

One needs to constantly ask for forgiveness, not in a Christian sense from the Christ or god but you need to forgive others for what they have done to you and most of all you need to forgive yourself for all that you have done to others. It even comes down to a minute level of the insect you stepped on by accident yesterday that lost its life to your shoe. And you have to follow through with this to span across all dimensions, spaces and timelines, only to put you in a fortunate and beautiful place constantly being updated by the divine.

-Shaun A. Delage

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Zenomancer

What a crazy time the past few weeks and they say it had something to do with Uranus in retrograde or something but I don’t follow astrology very much. Interestingly enough to keep up with regular stuff in mainstream society takes real skill since there is such an unfathomable amount of things going on at the moment, from the ebola outbreak, to Ukraine, to Russia, to undocumented immigrants on the US border, the possibility of forced vaccinations, Putin refusing to allow western products into Russia, meanwhile we are still in the literal dark ages and the largest financial collapse in modern history, but things toil on because there is still iphones and Cheetos on the shelves lol

It is fine to keep up with stuff in a sense and I advocate getting your news and updates from many sources hence a diverse range of input from alternative media to a spectrum of news outlets, rather than just either solely mainstream or just solely alternative media.

It is easy to get led down the path of paranoia or ignorance depending where you look for your information. And some of the things happening are downright scary. It seems present moment awareness is the optimal solution and if you are just going to work and coming home and playing xbox all night then there isn’t really a present moment awareness !

Part of my thought process included the possibility of continuing my book series with a third book and if need be I could leave it at two books but I read through the first few chapters of the 3rd book and thought to myself, wow I have something here. I think many writers want to give up but thanks to this blog rightfully named my virtual ministry, I have been given a transferrable skill from something that is free, and that is the fact that I have refined my writing skill quite a bit, and I know I am not the best at grammar and punctuation but I am a super keen story teller and I think that is a good quality of a writer.

Everything in the world is based in words, everything devised pretty much has a writer behind it, I mean it would be nice to be a millionaire and such but that is so unreachable to a person that is just beginning in story-telling. Part of my inclinations for writing this never ending blog include the above mentioned refining my writing craft but another part is karmic reversal, I hope to better serve people that may come across my words in whatever little way that I can, and also to be the first ever creator of the CHURCH OF TECHNO in which nothing is comparable. I used to tie my manifesto to it all in some whacked out conspiracy theory but I figured recently that everyone has a past and the sooner I can let go of mine the better and not to hang on or obsess about negativity seems to be the wisest solution.

Basically instead of complaining about all those that have wronged me, I can turn that negativity into extreme positivity by going into the creative aspect of my personality that turns adversity into a rainbow hehe

Personally I don’t think you really have to be a grammar nazi to make it as a writer, I think you just have to be able to create believable characters and an epic storyline for people to be entertained by and in writing my first book I realised after reading Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. That you don’t even need to focus on a plot hahaha imagine that! If it is entertaining and unique I think the world wants to see it   –eventually- Not many people have the means to write for a profession, some people can barely even keep a working computer let alone the $200 in costs in word software and printing costs for your rough draft and the cost of an editor and anything else that may come up including keeping yourself sane and supported through the process.

I have come across countless people that talk about being a writer but haven’t written a word or they are in school taking a course about how to write a novel and have not even written the first chapter.

I can say it is a defeating process but once you start battling the hurdles it becomes easier to deal with any sort of negativity.

It is with great pride that Zenophobic has recently made a submission to the Zeno Literary Agency, (my fifth) -3 I haven’t heard from since I submitted and a couple have declined so I find the process to be interesting to say the least hehe perhaps if they want to be very wealthy they will choose me hehe it is a long shot since it is gay fiction but you never know !

-Shaun A. Delage 

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The sooner one learns to start giving the easier and more compassionate life becomes.

I personally am thankful for my spirit guides because they place me at the highest most pristine place in life in the moment, given what I have to work with. My income itself places me WELL below the poverty line. A wal mart worker makes about $2000 more per year than me upwards to $15,000 more depending what their wages are, so all this talk about wal mart workers, well what about people that are permanently disabled, the province I am in treats us like criminals, having to report what little we get for birthdays and xmas and it gets deducted off the cheque!

I am fortunate though almost to be living on a life long communist stipend, and it would be more expensive to house me in a jail or be a repeat offender in the criminal world than it would to supply one with income assistance.

This is one reason it is built into my complex that I want to, and need to, attain wealth. I am not going to sell out and join a secret society however because that is not my deal, but I figure that is why I use manifestation to attain my life, and if it doesn’t happen this time, boy… energywise my next life is going to be effin awesome.

My most recent purchases lately include meteorites to meditate with –which will place me above and beyond this world, somewhat universal in my thinking and god only knows where they came from –probably 700,000 years old too, it is true crystals are cool and all but Meteorites place you in a whole new ball game lol…. two from opposite ends of the world cost me about $15 just so you know, they are affordable lol and I have also been in a green adventurine obsession along with citrine, they are crystals, anyway got two bracelets made out of chips of them, some pendants and some hold me meditation stones. Since wealth is what I seek, isn’t that the case for everyone, lol ….I chose green adventurine because it is the luckiest stone and for gamblers, and citrine is also for making and attracting wealth and money, pyrite too and there are a few others along with quartz work pretty well.

GREEN AVENTURINE

I have a John of God Crystal that has been blessed by John of god, and a manx necklace that has a soul in it, pretty cool treasure trove for somebody that lives simply.

Even when you don’t have money, it is honourable to be able to send some to people in need, I don’t really give into the latest storm or hype or craze, but I tried to send $2 to typhoon Haiyan survivors and they would only accept min. $3 so I was like well fuck then lol so I always budget at least $4 per month and send one dollar to 4 charities, like small animal rescue, aids, rape lines, shelters, gay, lesbian, bi, trans, etc and SPCA, war amps, Buddhist monasteries, dhamma groups, food shelters…. the list goes on

$4 may not sound like much but after years that is hundreds upon hundreds and after decades it is thousands upon thousands, mind you $1 can buy like a cup of sunflower seeds for a small animal, so it is all how you think about it really, if they aren’t interested in your dollar than let them be. Thankfully we have a site that lists thousands of charities in Canada and many payment options including interac online, visa, paypal etc

Lately I have been in a contest craze, we have an awesome site here called contestcanada.com and they have thousands of contests, anyways now I am entering about 106 per day, my highest yet and I also enter for two people. I have won quite a bit, enough to warrant playing the national lotteries, I am very very lucky.

About 5 years ago I would go to the casino with about $200 and usually walk out after playing for like 2 hours about even so pretty cool and fun, didn’t burn through it and about 8 out of 10 times I would win in excess of $1000

So all that combined with a psychic that said I will have a LOT of power and authority makes me into my own enigma, a poor millionaire so to speak !

I believe strongly too that I am not your average human being, who is, but I have had a tremendous amount of adversity and challenges to overcome and not your average life story, so enigmatic.

I hope you learn to open your heart to beings that need some of your attention, money, food, love, and care this holiday season and strive to better the world because there is insane amounts of darkness, but light is stronger than darkness, all beings are attracted to light.

-Shaun A. Delage   

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Dark Green Newt

Ask any person, are they happy? Most times they need more of something, more money, more love, more belongings, more happiness.

I have to say that I am pretty happy, and most of all thankful for what I do have.

Thankful that I am not in prison, because that’s where my life was leading about 10 years ago, thankfully that I have lived to this point, because my life would have ended 15 years ago if it were up to me.

I am proud of all I have accomplished, I mean writing a book isn’t easy, inventing a new art style isn’t easy, eradicating parts of my ego, learning to love, learning to forgive. I mean not just anybody can complete the degrees of my church with flying colours.

I feel a bit out of touch with reality mostly because I am nocturnal and a virtuosity but I have learnt to adapt and now we have a new world to take care of, this age after 2012, and most of us thought we wouldn’t live to this point.

I am thankful that Buddhism and meditation found me, because some of the things I speak of, people don’t discover until they are 70 years old.

As a writer I have discovered that the small things matter, that the smallest detail matters, that I matter.

It wasn’t until I moved to the country that I discovered serenity and focus, it is nice not to have the energy of other people and the constant electromagnetics permeating my being. I can watch a spider and feel love for it, I can observe a deer and feel companionship.

I think my meditation has improved out here in the forest, surrounded by trees instead of people. I have lived in shoe box homes all my life just stacked around countless other peoples, negativity, hopes, dreams, chaos, and psychic energy.

I think many people choose ignorance and not to evolve as a personal mode of life.

I think for those that constantly choose enlightenment there is never ending growth, forgiveness, happiness, success and positive energy.

I have just attained my 4th doctorate from the mother church, I am pretty proud of what I have accomplished, and the tests aren’t easy, but relatively easier than a regular post-secondary institution.

I have to say that after years invested in the Universal Life Church and countless tests and books later I am very proud to call it my religion, it is a human beings church, a place where you can obtain the proper credentials and invent your ministry.

The beliefs are solid and grounded in non denominational multi faithness and I appreciate this Church for having found me, and providing me with the initial steps I required to start my ministry. Now the Church of Techno rests in the hearts and minds of a few people that follow this ministry and I continue to type and not suffer from blogger burnout because this place has tremendous meaning and potential for me and the readers of this space.

I think that one of the main routes to enlightenment is to listen to LOTS of techno, it is music that is without words so that you are not programmed, hence the war on techno at the turn of the century. It was a music form that people couldn’t program others with endless hypnotic lyrics.

Also to forward oneself intellectually as to eradicate all forms of ignorance in the soul. I think much of society is setup to make people scared of thinking for themselves with bosses and family to dictate what to think and do, it is funny that we would have an ounce of time to think for oneself.

And also an appreciation for what you do have, not buying into the latest pyramid scheme and Fad, and appreciating what you could do with $600 rather than sending it to an already wealthy  masonic or illuminati corporation to forward wars and other things like monarch sciences

Think of the possibilities that by rather buying the fancy new iphone you can get a lower end or used phone and use the rest of the money to buy your first paint brushes to start your art hobby, or send a few bucks to forward peoples dreams on gofundme or send some money to a cat rescue society or small animal rescue in your area $50 can go a long way to a rodent haha that is like a 6 month supply of feed or bedding lol

It all matters how you think in this world, and the most obscure are labelled insane, when it is the most creative that make it!

-          Shaun A. Delage

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weird youtube stalker lol

from 'georgebush licker'

i just read your blog and it sounds like you have some form of schizophrenia. you should be evaluated by some sort of doctor. sadly you might think this is a "conspiracy" too but i saw your ebay auction and it led me to your blog and it sounds like you are delusional. please dont judge me for this, but seek help for yourself instead.