BREAKING: WOW. HOW DUMB ARE TRUMP VOTERS? Frustrated Arizona election officials publicly beg MAGA voters to STOP calling them and asking why Trump isn’t on the ballot! Unbelievable… We always knew that MAGA Republicans were not the brightest bulbs on the Christmas tree, but this is really just an astonishing lack of comprehension about the way our political system works. The Yavapai Recorder and vote registration office put out a notice over the weekend that Donald Trump is NOT on the ballot and to please stop calling them asking why he isn’t there. “ATTENTION VOTERS: The president is NOT on the ballot. We are receiving many calls asking why that race is missing. Also, we can't tabulate voters' hair combs, gift cards, honey-do lists, tax bills or anything besides a Yavapai County Ballot. Happy Voting!” This is likely because Trump keeps saying that he’s on the ballot in an effort to motivate his base to get out and vote, even though he actually isn’t, and these neanderthals are too stupid to understand that doesn’t mean he’s *literally* on the ballot. Hopefully, these voters will leave their ballots unfiled since their dear Cult Leader isn’t on it.