You know what? Screw it — let’s give MAGA what they want. Donald Trump, tear down the Kennedy Center. His legacy as one of the most corrupt, immoral, and incompetent presidents in history is already being sealed, so let’s add demolishing a memorial dedicated to a slain president because they won't let him put his name on the building to his shameful list. The next Democrat elected — hopefully in 2028 — can rebuild it. And will. Let’s let Trump enact all the tariffs he wants. Bring it on! Let’s see inflation continue to skyrocket while American consumers pay the vast majority of all these new, additional fees. A 3.4% inflation rate is for low-IQ losers — let’s hit 5%. I’m confident Trump can do it with his war and asinine trade war. Speaking of inflation, let’s do these $5,000 checks to every adult American — roughly $1.4 trillion in total — as well as slash interest rates below 1%. After all, why stop at 5% inflation? Let’s get up to 15–20%. Come on, MAGA, that’s what you want, right? After all — that’s what your dear orange leader keeps insisting we should do. Let’s cut off trade with every country and isolate ourselves. Sure, our quality of life would plummet, and we would pay a lot more for damn near everything, but let’s do it. I say we give MAGA their dream: a completely isolated United States that everyone hates and does no business with. I'm sure cutting the United States off from the global economy won't have any adverse effects on our economic health. None. At. All. Just one question: If we cut off all trade with every other nation, then where is the tariff revenue coming from that Trump claims is going to “very quickly” pay off the national debt? You know, the same promise he’s been making since his first administration, while he’s actually added more to the national debt than any other president in history. After all, Democrats are used to being elected president and immediately having to come in and clean up the giant mess left to them by Republicans — Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, and Joe Biden all had to do it — so why not keep that tradition going by giving Trump and his MAGA cult exactly what they want? Let’s put Trump’s name on everything, just like North Korea does with Kim Jong-un. Buildings, statues, giant arches, ballrooms — everything. Hell, let’s just rename the White House the “Trump House.” Sure, the next Democrat can just tear all this self-serving bullsh*t down and rename everything back to what it was, but let’s give the little man-baby his brief moment to prove to the entire world, and future generations, just how pathetically weak, insecure, and narcissistic he is. His Iran war — totally worth it. I mean, who could possibly oppose a war with the primary goal of forcing the Iranians to agree to a deal that’s worse than the one this same president tore up several years ago because of Trump's Obama Derangement Syndrome and obsessive need to trash and undo everything our 44th president did, all because Obama made fun of him during a White House Correspondents’ Dinner one year? The $4 gas, three-year-high inflation, and record diesel prices we’ve seen for most of 2026 will be totally worth that! While I’m obviously being facetious, I would be lying if I said I didn’t wish we could give MAGA exactly what they want with Trump’s policies, just so they could truly experience all of those horrible things from this economically illiterate buffoon — except, of course, that would mean the rest of us would all have to go through it as well. I’m just tired of trying to explain basic things like simple economics and indisputable reality to people who suffer from the worst cases of Dunning-Kruger humanity has ever seen. People who don’t understand what trade deficits actually mean or what tariffs are, yet act like economic experts. Individuals who deny reality because it doesn’t conform to what they want to believe is real. It’s unlike anything I’ve ever seen. There are days when I just want to say, screw it, bring it all — give Trump and his millions of brainwashed cultists what they want, and let’s burn it all down. If only we could do that without the rest of us suffering and without destroying the very nation we’re all fighting desperately to protect from the biggest threat it’s faced in decades: Donald Trump and his MAGA cult.