MAGA: I’m going to be very blunt right now.
If you actually believe Donald Trump is going to give every adult American $5,000 if Republicans win the midterms — a power he doesn’t have the authority to exercise and one that would cost roughly $1.4 trillion — you’re legitimately one of the dumbest motherf*ckers on the planet.
Not “naive,” not “gullible,” not even “overly optimistic” — you are legitimately a very, very stupid person.
If we really had this money to give every American, he would have already done so, and our national debt wouldn’t be skyrocketing at a historic rate, recently surpassing $40 trillion.
The fact that he would stand on that stage and make that promise with a straight face is a perfect example of how stupid Trump thinks all of his supporters are because he actually expects MAGA to believe this.
So, I don’t want to hear a damn thing from any one of his supporters whining about anyone else calling them “stupid,” because their dear leader treats them like complete and total idiots all the time — and they sit there with big smiles on their faces, continuing to support him anyway.
But I’ll say it again to make sure I’m properly emphasizing my point: If you are someone who actually believes this will happen because “we’re making so much money” due to his policies — as our national debt just went over $40 trillion and is climbing at a historic rate — you are a dumb motherf*cker on a level that’s unprecedented in all of human history.
And that’s exactly what Donald Trump is hoping you all are.