BREAKING: LOL! Trump throws COLOSSAL shitfit after a judge HE appointed picks up the lawsuit from the “Third Rate Clowns” at MS NOW, CNN, and POLITICO! Wow, he is REALLY freaking out here… Judge Tim Kelly, who famously restored CNN reporter Jim Acosta’s White House press pass after Trump tried to revoke it during his first term, has decided he will hear the new lawsuit filed by three major news networks after Trump banned them from the White House press pool. The president is, uh, not happy about it: “As expected, Fake News CNN, Politico (Pay back the 8 Million Dollar contribution made by the U.S. Government to keep them afloat!), and MSNOW (formerly known as MSDNC!), have brought suit to gain access to the White House, and your President, ME!” screamed Trump into the void. “They have drawn a great Judge, for them, a man who ruled in favor of Jim Acosta, who now seems to have disappeared from the Planet. The Judge’s name is Tim Kelly, and he was, sadly, appointed by ‘TRUMP.’ In other words, almost without question and, as usual, we’ll go for appeal because Fake News people and publications that only write negatively, and who violate our National Security by writing false and defamatory stories with unknown ‘sources,’ shouldn’t be allowed access to the most important Office anywhere in the World.” “It is called the Oval Office, and it should be treated with Decorum, Respect, and Dignity, not defiled by Third Rate Clowns, who purposefully distort, twist, and degrade with everything they write or publish. Virtually every story about me, or anything having to do with me, is negative, wrong and, in many cases, DANGEROUS for our Country! No matter how GREAT my Achievements, they trivialize and demean.” “Why should I have to give ‘access’ to such people? Perhaps Judge Kelly could explain that! In any event, I have an obligation to fight for the Success and Safety of our Country. FAKE NEWS IS A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY, and I will do whatever is necessary to make sure that the U.S.A. thrives. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! President DONALD J. TRUMP” Wow. What a huge, whiny baby. There is something so beautifully poetic about Trump getting stymied by his own judges over and over again because he doesn’t understand that the Constitution actually means something to most people who swear an oath to uphold it. All the ranting and raving in the world isn’t going to change that. Sorry, Donnie! You’re going to lose this lawsuit, because you broke the law! You authoritarian IDIOT.