BREAKING: BUSTED! Kash Patel YANKED into the White House just as he was about to fly on a taxpayer-funded jet to see his girlfriend's concert. Kash Patel is supposed to be running the FBI during an active war with Iran and alleged threats against the president's life. Instead, he was on the tarmac this morning at Andrews Air Force Base, ready to fly the Bureau's jet to Chicago for his girlfriend's country music festival performance. But faster than you could say “boondoggle,” Kash got called into the White House instead to account for his less-than-serious professional behavior. It’s as if a favorite student got called into the principal’s office. And frankly, it's about time someone did. Patel had staged a "fake office visit" to the Chicago field office — conveniently timed to coincide with girlfriend Alexis Wilkins' performance at a country music festival — as cover for what several FBI agents privately called an obvious joyride on the taxpayer dime, one estimated to cost tens of thousands of dollars. But that's not even the wildest part. Just hours before his flight, Patel fired off a tweet bragging that "my jet ski is gold plated" while attacking MS NOW for reporting on his lavish lifestyle. Yes — the FBI Director, mid-war, publicly boasting about a gold-plated jet ski while being investigated for taxpayer-funded excess. Senate Judiciary Chairman Chuck Grassley — an actual TRUMP ALLY — has now formally demanded answers about Patel's use of the FBI jet and his purchase of luxury armored BMWs. Congressional Democrats say Patel has been demanding special perks on official trips, including jet ski excursions and helicopter tours. The FBI denies it, naturally. This isn't Patel's first rodeo of embarrassing headlines. He previously used the director's jet for a Milan trip to watch Olympic hockey — estimated at $1 million once security and lodging were factored in — where he was caught on video chugging beer in the locker room. He's used it to fly to Penn State to watch his girlfriend sing the national anthem. His antics even earned him a mocking cold open on Saturday Night Live with actor/comedian Aziz Ansari slumming to play the wanton FBI director. One source summed it up perfectly: "With everything going on in the war, how are you not outside the Oval Office ready to go into the Situation Room?" Good question. Ask the gold-plated jet ski. Please like and share if you think that the FBI should be led by a competent and experienced leader rather than a party-loving playboy.