So how is Trump's Great American State Fair going?.... - The first night, half the people walked out during Trump's speech - Very few people are attending - The power keeps going out - There's a Confederate flag problem - Several of the "state expos" never opened because many states refused to participate in this MAGA shitshow - Most of the food had to be thrown out and all of the ice cream melted because of the power outages - When there was food available it was outrageously expensive - There is one ride, the Ferris Wheel - Most of the time the Ferris Wheel isn't working because the power keeps going out, even though the ride has a generator - The gondolas on the Ferris Wheel are glassed in making them little hotboxes in the summer heat so no one wants to ride - There are a lot of displays featuring Turning Point USA - Plenty of pictures of Trump everywhere and a small mockup of his stupid arch - It keeps raining - Oh, and a guy in an Uncle Sam costume got arrested for jerking off in broad daylight in front of a female acrobatic act In other words, Trump's sad little fair is a complete disaster. And I just love that for him. Good job MAGA. This is your shitshow. ETTD