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BREAKING: MAGA Governor Jeff Landry gets HUMILIATED by the locals during his big trip to Greenland as Trump's "special envoy" trying to "make a bunch of friends." He should have stayed on the plane... “We have our red lines. And no matter how many chocolate cookies we get, we are not going to change them," said Greenland's Prime Minister Jens-Frederik Nielsen. He was referring to a bizarre and frankly embarrassing incident in which Landry told a group of children that if they visit his mansion in Louisiana, they can have "all the chocolate chip cookies you can eat.” Given that Landry is a member of the Epstein Party, we'd suggest that the children steer clear. At one point, Landry was touring the city of Nuuk and a local woman followed his entourage around, shouting “Don’t come here, go home!” One person flipped him the middle finger. When Landry attempted to give some MAGA hats to a group of Greenlandic children, several shook their heads in disgust. He asked a child if he wanted to take a picture and the kid bluntly said "No." And why would Greenlanders feel any differently? Trump has threatened to annex the island despite their wishes. He claims it's about "national security," but in reality it's a desperate attempt to carve out some kind of legacy for himself to overshadow his countless domestic failures. Many Greenlanders have taken to wearing "Make America Go Away" hats. When Landry was asked about the Prime Minister's remarks about "red lines," he gave a characteristically 45 IQ MAGA response, saying that "There’s only one line and it’s red, white and blue.” What? That doesn't even make sense. It's not a "line" that's red, white, and blue. It's our flag. Technically the horizontal stripes are red and white, but those are traditionally called "bars" not lines. It's like his brain wasn't working and he just regurgitated some half-digested "patriotic" swill. More to the point, Greenland is not America. Its red lines have nothing to do with our flag. “They should fix their own country first,” Greenlandic homemaker Hanne Hansen said of the envoy, according to The New York Times. “They need to get out,” her friend Vivi Nielsen agreed. Do you stand with the people of Greenland? Please ❤️ and share to demand that these people be left alone!